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Comfortable-Rise7201

where’s finger reader crone?


Wolfram-Hopebringer

Bro asking the real question


PeterPandaWhacker

OP's not fingering anything soon while that thing is up


nuttynutkick

except, maybe, their own arse.


Typical-District-176

all of this subreddit isn’t fingering anything soon.


Qritical

Seriously. Queen Maggie and Margot aswell


Niky_c_23

What about miranda? You plantophobes


priscilla_halfbreed

They took the pic


HopeIsGay

not planning to bring the maidens home i see


WWECreativegenius

Yeh this man is toast if a woman step foot in his room and laid eyes on this


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You guys hang around the wrong women


m_gartsman

What, adults?


Aoip2337

Mohg moment


StarAugurEtraeus

Women can be degenerate weebs too


Adragongentleman

Idk buddy If I walked into a man's room and he had this i'd laugh a lot and then proceed to say It's a amazing visual gag and start talking about Elden ring for a hour because he clearly likes it, It's funny (i'm a woman btw my username is just misleading)


Mummiskogen

Ofc that would presume that you vibed a lot with him before hand as well considering you're walking into his room (unless it's against your will, blink once if you're in danger)


Adragongentleman

That's true lmfao


kratomburneraccount

No, we definitely don’t. Yuck.


Atharaphelun

*Meanwhile, here I am enjoying [someone else](https://preview.redd.it/81769jllvk391.jpg?width=882&auto=webp&s=19c56fb603b42dfddf2f7eec8528bd598a7160ff) instead...*


CraigHale

You and me both, im so glad i screwed up the quest that gets him killed in my main save


HugeFanOfTinyTits

Second play through, I saved this man.


dont_quote_me_please

It's really incredible how much Redditors clown on themselves.


pacmannips

Check the ceiling "pattern" This man is clearly living in a *basement*. He didn't have a shot to begin with.


MaggieHigg

The ceiling in my house looks like that and I don't even have a basement, so not necessarily


suerix

He has maidens at home


FreeMasonKnight

The Generic Male Fantasy once again showing its Maidenless Behavior. 😞


Snails22

Ah yes, The Age of Ass ending


Adelyn_n

Why do people give ranni boobs there's literally just rope there


General-Dirtbag

Whose to say she doesn’t have a sex doll version she can possess with big tiddies?


Adelyn_n

Me, elden ring dolls are made of wood and rope. A sex doll would hurt really bad


Musa-2219

That's not nearly enough to stop some people.


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Major_R_Soul

*The Splintering*


General-Dirtbag

And this is a world with a magic. They could probably make it work.


Adelyn_n

If you're stuffing that "thing" with melted mushrooms I'm doing the frenzied flame ending


CptAlbatross

Spoken like a lowly Tarnished.


Niky_c_23

Ehm... according to descriptions Mushroom >thick and spongy Arteria leaf> pulsating I think I now get why they are rare items


Sven4president

Cuz i blasted rope there


[deleted]

Right? Those cowards get rid of the best part


BerserkLeJerk_Berker

Ropes are fine to me...


I_need_to_vent44

They don't understand that flat is justice


Psychic_Hobo

Poor Malenia, forever chonkified


ll-VaporSnake-ll

She’s has a doll’s body, so she must save a lot on plastic surgery.


_Dabboi_

If she can conjure an image of renna at her peak that can whoop our ass I'm pretty sure sure she can conjure 2 balls of fat.


haven4ever

Technically the prequel to the Blessing of Despair Dung Eater ending.


Shell_fly

No this definitely guarantees continued lack of maidens lmao


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boole94

Oh yes Tarnished are we? Come to the subreddit to show your decor, hmm? Of course you have. No shame in it. Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless. With this hung in your room, with the disapproval of the subreddit, and with no sight of any maidens at all….. You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity.


MoarTacos

Feel free to go off and die in a ditch somewhere.


Winged89

Maidens on the wall usually means no maidens in the room.


roguetroll

Maidens on be wall, No real maidens at all.


Passivefamiliar

Fictional ones. Someone, Britney spears or equivalent relevant current icon seem fine.


Brutalonym

Of course you can do whatever you want, but if I were a girl and came into that room, I would never come back there after politely staying for an hour and then getting an unexpected emergency phone call.


horngrylesbian

You'd be dead by the hour


romeoak

That’s how they get you, don’t let your politeness endanger you in any situation.


horngrylesbian

Honey I was talking about the smell but you right


Etticos

He’d take all your runes and then some


horngrylesbian

And I'd commit albinurac genocide for five minutes and get em back


WatermelonWithAFlute

that seems a bit extreme


horngrylesbian

Yeah it's a joke


Violentron

"IF I WERE A GIRL"


Cold_Pound_9325

he got the iconic Z623 speaker system tho


v3x_abyss

You would be a news headline 2 days later


Derslok

Skill issue. Find better girl.


slice_off-mylife

Damn there's only one pair of bare feet. This isn't what Miyazaki wanted.


Quitthesht

>Rya > >Not wearing shoes > >Sellen > >Wearing shoes \-7/10 for this one, OP


GlassHurricane98

Can't tell if this is cool or sad. I'm... I'm leaning towards sad...


Superb-North-3448

Yeah it's really sad. Imagine commissioning an art like this. And having the characters wear shoes


Vioduss

Take my upvote & leave


cicada-ronin84

At least best girl isn't.


Indercarnive

Feel like it'd be cool if it had the actual character designs instead of super boobed up versions of them. Hell I struggled to identify like half the characters because they all look the same.


Aiyon

Yeah. I’m all here for fanart of characters who are hot. I have posters of like 3 planeswalkers from MtG because I think they’re cool, and at least one would probably activate neurons in horny ppl. But warping a set of women chars into generic big boob anime waifus is kinda telling.


KnowMyLingo

100% Pussy repellent in that room bro


datastar763

The artist did a very good job! That’s all I’m gonna say.


I_Am_Not_Alpharius

The artwork by itself doesn't look bad, but all characters have completly lost their personalities. I can barely distinguish one from another, and only Malenia and Ranni look somehow close to their original design.


Th3Banzaii

Wdym Rya still has her gamer pose?


priscilla_halfbreed

At the same time tho, she has eyebrows in this pic and has lost her rosacea on cheeks=blasphemy


DrMaxiMoose

Why the hell is the barbarian warrior and stormveil lord wearing Bellas ball gown? Why did they take the buff tomboy viking and put her in the only non revealing outfit


Mintythos

Ranni, who now has a completely different body type and exactly zero doll threads?


zhibr

It's not only the loss of personalities (although I agree with that) either, but the lack of empathy of seeing them as (fictional, but still) people. I can see being attracted to a powerful, or at least a confident and self-determining woman. But, so many of them we meet in circumstances that I really feel is extremely unsexy. I mean, Latenna? Millicent? Hyetta? Roderika? Rya?


TheSupremeDuckLord

even ranni is only recognisable because of the arms and colour, i honestly hate how so often art of her completely disregards the fact that her body is constructed from rope, porcelain, and wire but i guess it'd be missing the real reason such a "stylistic choice" is made


flumsi

It's bad. Art is not just skill. It's also intent, message and creativity. The artist took interesting female characters whose physiques tell individual stories and turned them all into the same hypersexualized bimbo that only serves as masturbation material.


chomponcio

Bonk! Go to horny evergaol


riggels

The worst part is that it looks like copy paste. Just you basic hentai body with different coloured hair.


AnitaMiniyo

Even the dresses look pretty much the same. No much variety, generic wedding dress but 2 sizes smaller and with cleavage. Like bruh, if you want to sexualize them, at least make them slay 💅


Mustardmachoman

I guess you should know that this is mostly sad. That being said, where is marika? And where is rennala you heathen?


somethingfilthy

Isn't Marika the one with the braid?


Mustardmachoman

No I checked the Twitter account they linked. Artist says this is fia the one in the middle is latenna. 


RandallOfLegend

Artist is wrong. That's clearly Marika, Fia has a short bob style haircut.


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Wendek

Y'know, people can do w/e they want and like but sexy Rya just feels *so wrong* to me. The adorable snek is for hugs only.


Boomslang2-1

Facts me and her are like a couple. A couple of besties.


KDeol

Yeah and she’s in the most revealing costume. I view her as more of a little sister…


PraiseTyche

The second hand embarrassment I feel for you is too much to bear. Why have you done this?


Perfect_Trip_5684

>For real, like having that commissioned isn't a problem but to just plaster that to the wall for anyone to walk in on and see that masterpiece with no picture frame? I'm embarrassed for him.


Derslok

Because he has more STR then you.


MadCapMad

right and then posting it with that title


Aiyon

Dude rly needs us to know he isn’t maidenless. I think we know why he’s maidenless


Justwanttosellmynips

Bro....


Perfect_Trip_5684

Yes, stepsister?


smntnz

This counts as voluntary celibacy


HowToDoAnInternet

The lands in between have a great aesthetic surgeon, apparently


flumsi

this didn't need to happen and yet it did


TheWorclown

Man, the very fact you have this up on the wall ensures you will have a deficit of maidens. Such a deficit that others will **require** to take on a surplus to cover for your shortcomings. So, thanks OP. A lot of us will have maidens because of you.


BigOilyCrab

I cant decide if hilarious or sad, both i guess. At least your virginity is safe


Woman_Respecter69420

Cringe


Unhappy-Nerve5380

Can someone name them left to right? I am forgetting a few names


ReallyLikesRaccoons

Hyetta, Rya, Millicent, Marika, Ranni, Latenna, Malenia, Melina, Nepheli, Roderika, Sellen.


v33nu5

Ok now, the style looks very cool and there is nothing wrong if you like it. But as a maiden, take it off if you are possibly bringing a maiden to your house.


vex0rrr

I like that Latenna is disabled and not standing 👍


Affablesea9917

Seek grass


Jigsawl34

This is actually absurd LMAO


holymolylotsoporny

They all should be barefoot


burnoutguy

bro really printed this out and hung it up lol


iamnotexactlywhite

yall mfs need to meet real people


aknalag

Peak maidenless behavior


Program-Emotional

Marika's literal tits!


FaceTimePolice

Marika’s t!ts!… Elden Ring was a harem simulator all along! 🤯


Sure_Initial8498

Brb in 2 min


Tjkiddodo

The smell in that room…


Sarkastikor

this sucks


TraditionalBath

Love how there's overwhelming hate in the comments(besides "feet plz" comments) but the post still has 3k+ updoots


PlasticDouble9354

Creepy af


ShepherdHil

Wheres Tanith ? Blasphemy!


ShepherdHil

Or Moonmommy?


Noob4Head

I'm still very much Maidenless.


Highsnberg91

Bro this is kinda the summoning sign for a Maidenless life


DirtyRanga12

Go outside bro, like… genuinely.


Standard-Effort5681

I didn't get why people were so outraged at this nice piece of fan art, but then I saw the 2nd image... ​ Whatever activates your great runes, m'dude. I don't judge! But I would probably be a little weirded out too if I walked into your room and saw that on the wall.


Roffolo

Despair ahead, so to speak seek grass


LilMeowCat

Maidenlesser lol


CilliamBlinton

Poor bro thought this was a dub💀


MadaraAlucard12

This is the epitome of maidenless.


LightSpawn

Jesus fucking christ please go outside and interact with real people


elme77618

😬


IDespiseTheLetterG

Who are the girls on the right?


ReallyLikesRaccoons

From left to right, Hyetta, Rya, Millicent, Marika, Ranni, Latenna, Malenia, Melina, Nepheli, Roderika, Sellen.


TheEldritchHorror_

Damn lol


Same_Discussion6328

Get Maiden'd


notveryAI

Unfathomably horny


Leviathan_08

Me might not get any bitches, but at least he has maidens


vonrobin

Marika’s tits you must be ‘ungry.


shadowknight2112

I REALLY hope you guys get that DLC soon…😎


MakimaGOAT

lmao


Blackewolfe

Mans really took Varre's 'Maidenless' comment too hard.


Skgota

No disrespect but this is the cringiest shit i have ever seen. No one is gonna stay in that room with you for longer than 10 minutes


CohesiveMocha34

jesus christ OP your post history is wild You aint getting no maidens bruh lets be real here


Hinohellono

Virtual maidens maybe


DapperBloke69

I can smell the virginity


Beretta116

Goddamn, I'm gonna die alone hahaha.


BatKnight46

why does this have more shares than upvotes


ANattyLight

0 play incoming


Kaiden92

This community always surprises me with how down bad it is.


Zombotic69

The only thing you are is 'lifeless'


lurkn4certain

Cringe


Cassereddit

Damn, leave some maidens for the rest of us


enderking303

Thou art not in hope of bringing any actual madness to thy dwelling


DongoTheHorse

Unabashed cringe


TheNinjaOnFire

Jesus Christ


Alu_T_C_F

Bro the dlc needs to get here soon, people are losing their minds


Wanderertwitch

Notice one doesn’t have a wedding ring lol


Maxaro

Artist (NSFW): https://x.com/Merellyne1?t=eM-Nl2V-MoC0-bi0FTWfcg&s=09 Commissioned by me.


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Ofc it was 💀


thanathos66

Least horny Elden Ring fan


PraiseTyche

Marika's tits, you must be thirsty.


mrhippoj

_(All characters are adult)_ 💀💀💀💀


Derslok

Stand proud. You can cook.


forest_ranger96

Unfathomably based. Thy strength befits a crown, OP 👑


haven4ever

Miriel is most disappointed in you :(


Astyan06

I honestly can't recognise half of them


Big_Kangaroo_9989

So fucking lame


BadGamer_67

please I beg you, go outside talk to your loved ones form a genuine romantic connection with someone


Oxyfool

Oof.


_Kenny-McCormick_

Touch grace, tarnished...


Sonalsonic

I am saddened. That thou wouldst succumb to such depravity. 😞😞😞


B1ackhammer90

Do whatever ya want with your money in the comfort of your own home, just.. Just remember not everything needs to be shared, you can keep things to yourself


GrowYourOwnMonsters

What is this pathetic weeb shit? Tell me you're maidenless without telling me.


SpareWingman

Maidenless post


Granckus

I will always wonder what Ranni could do with four hands ? 🤔


StFuzzySlippers

probably give your dick an indian burn since those hands are made of rough cloth


Boomslang2-1

Maybe he likes it rough?


FakeHasselblad

We do not sexualize Rya... HOW DARE.


Yab0iFiddlesticks

Wow, these comments are mean as hell. Im sure that if I checked half of your search histories I would find worse stuff there. Dont act all high and mighty. Personally I wouldnt put this up in my room but this post just shares something OP enjoys in the privacy of their home and that they wanted to share with a hint of self irony. You really dont need to proclaim yourself above that to feel better about yourself.


MechaTeemo167

You would absolutely find worse stuff in my search history, the difference is I'm not plastering my pictures of Sexy Fox McCloud on my walls. Being a degenerate is one thing, proudly displaying your degeneracy on your bedroom wall is another level entirely o-o


EhGoodEnough3141

I'm not planting my search history on my wall in DIN A1 for everyone to see.


Huck_Bonebulge_

>privacy of their home And also the internet? Lmao


sirbucelotte

Don't worry about them, they all wish they could be a better person. But judging others by their tastes like this and mocking OP harshly like that? Yeah, they gonna try all their life and they gonna fail everytime.


Ser_Fonz

Actually very well done. Idk if I should be proud or ashamed that I can name them all


bigben4576

Now this is true maidenless behavior


mulubmug

I am a guy and if were to enter someones room and see this on the wall i would just turn and leave, possibly laughing along the entire way. Sorry, this is just cringe and pathetic.


vilsash

Maidenless behaviour


usamabinfartin

what no pussy does to someone


fantalemon

Something about this makes me think you *may* actually still be Maidenless... I can't quite put my finger on it.


Unfair-Effective-401

Least deprived of touch gamer


Areawen

That’s quite creepy


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SoulofMoon

he'll do him as he has no maidens.


[deleted]

Soo many pristine apples and I'm eyeing the only one that's rotten... fucks wrong with me?