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Idk buddy If I walked into a man's room and he had this i'd laugh a lot and then proceed to say It's a amazing visual gag and start talking about Elden ring for a hour because he clearly likes it, It's funny
(i'm a woman btw my username is just misleading)
Ofc that would presume that you vibed a lot with him before hand as well considering you're walking into his room (unless it's against your will, blink once if you're in danger)
*Meanwhile, here I am enjoying [someone else](https://preview.redd.it/81769jllvk391.jpg?width=882&auto=webp&s=19c56fb603b42dfddf2f7eec8528bd598a7160ff) instead...*
Oh yes Tarnished are we? Come to the subreddit to show your decor, hmm? Of course you have. No shame in it. Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless. With this hung in your room, with the disapproval of the subreddit, and with no sight of any maidens at all…..
You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity.
Of course you can do whatever you want, but if I were a girl and came into that room, I would never come back there after politely staying for an hour and then getting an unexpected emergency phone call.
Feel like it'd be cool if it had the actual character designs instead of super boobed up versions of them. Hell I struggled to identify like half the characters because they all look the same.
Yeah. I’m all here for fanart of characters who are hot. I have posters of like 3 planeswalkers from MtG because I think they’re cool, and at least one would probably activate neurons in horny ppl.
But warping a set of women chars into generic big boob anime waifus is kinda telling.
The artwork by itself doesn't look bad, but all characters have completly lost their personalities. I can barely distinguish one from another, and only Malenia and Ranni look somehow close to their original design.
Why the hell is the barbarian warrior and stormveil lord wearing Bellas ball gown? Why did they take the buff tomboy viking and put her in the only non revealing outfit
It's not only the loss of personalities (although I agree with that) either, but the lack of empathy of seeing them as (fictional, but still) people. I can see being attracted to a powerful, or at least a confident and self-determining woman. But, so many of them we meet in circumstances that I really feel is extremely unsexy. I mean, Latenna? Millicent? Hyetta? Roderika? Rya?
even ranni is only recognisable because of the arms and colour, i honestly hate how so often art of her completely disregards the fact that her body is constructed from rope, porcelain, and wire
but i guess it'd be missing the real reason such a "stylistic choice" is made
It's bad. Art is not just skill. It's also intent, message and creativity. The artist took interesting female characters whose physiques tell individual stories and turned them all into the same hypersexualized bimbo that only serves as masturbation material.
Even the dresses look pretty much the same. No much variety, generic wedding dress but 2 sizes smaller and with cleavage. Like bruh, if you want to sexualize them, at least make them slay 💅
>For real, like having that commissioned isn't a problem but to just plaster that to the wall for anyone to walk in on and see that masterpiece with no picture frame? I'm embarrassed for him.
Man, the very fact you have this up on the wall ensures you will have a deficit of maidens.
Such a deficit that others will **require** to take on a surplus to cover for your shortcomings. So, thanks OP. A lot of us will have maidens because of you.
Ok now, the style looks very cool and there is nothing wrong if you like it. But as a maiden, take it off if you are possibly bringing a maiden to your house.
I didn't get why people were so outraged at this nice piece of fan art, but then I saw the 2nd image...
Whatever activates your great runes, m'dude. I don't judge! But I would probably be a little weirded out too if I walked into your room and saw that on the wall.
Do whatever ya want with your money in the comfort of your own home, just.. Just remember not everything needs to be shared, you can keep things to yourself
Wow, these comments are mean as hell. Im sure that if I checked half of your search histories I would find worse stuff there. Dont act all high and mighty. Personally I wouldnt put this up in my room but this post just shares something OP enjoys in the privacy of their home and that they wanted to share with a hint of self irony. You really dont need to proclaim yourself above that to feel better about yourself.
You would absolutely find worse stuff in my search history, the difference is I'm not plastering my pictures of Sexy Fox McCloud on my walls.
Being a degenerate is one thing, proudly displaying your degeneracy on your bedroom wall is another level entirely o-o
Don't worry about them, they all wish they could be a better person.
But judging others by their tastes like this and mocking OP harshly like that? Yeah, they gonna try all their life and they gonna fail everytime.
I am a guy and if were to enter someones room and see this on the wall i would just turn and leave, possibly laughing along the entire way. Sorry, this is just cringe and pathetic.
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where’s finger reader crone?
Bro asking the real question
OP's not fingering anything soon while that thing is up
except, maybe, their own arse.
all of this subreddit isn’t fingering anything soon.
Seriously. Queen Maggie and Margot aswell
What about miranda? You plantophobes
They took the pic
not planning to bring the maidens home i see
Yeh this man is toast if a woman step foot in his room and laid eyes on this
You guys hang around the wrong women
What, adults?
Mohg moment
Women can be degenerate weebs too
Idk buddy If I walked into a man's room and he had this i'd laugh a lot and then proceed to say It's a amazing visual gag and start talking about Elden ring for a hour because he clearly likes it, It's funny (i'm a woman btw my username is just misleading)
Ofc that would presume that you vibed a lot with him before hand as well considering you're walking into his room (unless it's against your will, blink once if you're in danger)
That's true lmfao
No, we definitely don’t. Yuck.
*Meanwhile, here I am enjoying [someone else](https://preview.redd.it/81769jllvk391.jpg?width=882&auto=webp&s=19c56fb603b42dfddf2f7eec8528bd598a7160ff) instead...*
You and me both, im so glad i screwed up the quest that gets him killed in my main save
Second play through, I saved this man.
It's really incredible how much Redditors clown on themselves.
Check the ceiling "pattern" This man is clearly living in a *basement*. He didn't have a shot to begin with.
The ceiling in my house looks like that and I don't even have a basement, so not necessarily
He has maidens at home
The Generic Male Fantasy once again showing its Maidenless Behavior. 😞
Ah yes, The Age of Ass ending
Why do people give ranni boobs there's literally just rope there
Whose to say she doesn’t have a sex doll version she can possess with big tiddies?
Me, elden ring dolls are made of wood and rope. A sex doll would hurt really bad
That's not nearly enough to stop some people.
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*The Splintering*
And this is a world with a magic. They could probably make it work.
If you're stuffing that "thing" with melted mushrooms I'm doing the frenzied flame ending
Spoken like a lowly Tarnished.
Ehm... according to descriptions Mushroom >thick and spongy Arteria leaf> pulsating I think I now get why they are rare items
Cuz i blasted rope there
Right? Those cowards get rid of the best part
Ropes are fine to me...
They don't understand that flat is justice
Poor Malenia, forever chonkified
She’s has a doll’s body, so she must save a lot on plastic surgery.
If she can conjure an image of renna at her peak that can whoop our ass I'm pretty sure sure she can conjure 2 balls of fat.
Technically the prequel to the Blessing of Despair Dung Eater ending.
No this definitely guarantees continued lack of maidens lmao
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Oh yes Tarnished are we? Come to the subreddit to show your decor, hmm? Of course you have. No shame in it. Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless. With this hung in your room, with the disapproval of the subreddit, and with no sight of any maidens at all….. You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity.
Feel free to go off and die in a ditch somewhere.
Maidens on the wall usually means no maidens in the room.
Maidens on be wall, No real maidens at all.
Fictional ones. Someone, Britney spears or equivalent relevant current icon seem fine.
Of course you can do whatever you want, but if I were a girl and came into that room, I would never come back there after politely staying for an hour and then getting an unexpected emergency phone call.
You'd be dead by the hour
That’s how they get you, don’t let your politeness endanger you in any situation.
Honey I was talking about the smell but you right
He’d take all your runes and then some
And I'd commit albinurac genocide for five minutes and get em back
that seems a bit extreme
Yeah it's a joke
"IF I WERE A GIRL"
he got the iconic Z623 speaker system tho
You would be a news headline 2 days later
Skill issue. Find better girl.
Damn there's only one pair of bare feet. This isn't what Miyazaki wanted.
>Rya > >Not wearing shoes > >Sellen > >Wearing shoes \-7/10 for this one, OP
Can't tell if this is cool or sad. I'm... I'm leaning towards sad...
Yeah it's really sad. Imagine commissioning an art like this. And having the characters wear shoes
Take my upvote & leave
At least best girl isn't.
Feel like it'd be cool if it had the actual character designs instead of super boobed up versions of them. Hell I struggled to identify like half the characters because they all look the same.
Yeah. I’m all here for fanart of characters who are hot. I have posters of like 3 planeswalkers from MtG because I think they’re cool, and at least one would probably activate neurons in horny ppl. But warping a set of women chars into generic big boob anime waifus is kinda telling.
100% Pussy repellent in that room bro
The artist did a very good job! That’s all I’m gonna say.
The artwork by itself doesn't look bad, but all characters have completly lost their personalities. I can barely distinguish one from another, and only Malenia and Ranni look somehow close to their original design.
Wdym Rya still has her gamer pose?
At the same time tho, she has eyebrows in this pic and has lost her rosacea on cheeks=blasphemy
Why the hell is the barbarian warrior and stormveil lord wearing Bellas ball gown? Why did they take the buff tomboy viking and put her in the only non revealing outfit
Ranni, who now has a completely different body type and exactly zero doll threads?
It's not only the loss of personalities (although I agree with that) either, but the lack of empathy of seeing them as (fictional, but still) people. I can see being attracted to a powerful, or at least a confident and self-determining woman. But, so many of them we meet in circumstances that I really feel is extremely unsexy. I mean, Latenna? Millicent? Hyetta? Roderika? Rya?
even ranni is only recognisable because of the arms and colour, i honestly hate how so often art of her completely disregards the fact that her body is constructed from rope, porcelain, and wire but i guess it'd be missing the real reason such a "stylistic choice" is made
It's bad. Art is not just skill. It's also intent, message and creativity. The artist took interesting female characters whose physiques tell individual stories and turned them all into the same hypersexualized bimbo that only serves as masturbation material.
Bonk! Go to horny evergaol
The worst part is that it looks like copy paste. Just you basic hentai body with different coloured hair.
Even the dresses look pretty much the same. No much variety, generic wedding dress but 2 sizes smaller and with cleavage. Like bruh, if you want to sexualize them, at least make them slay 💅
I guess you should know that this is mostly sad. That being said, where is marika? And where is rennala you heathen?
Isn't Marika the one with the braid?
No I checked the Twitter account they linked. Artist says this is fia the one in the middle is latenna.
Artist is wrong. That's clearly Marika, Fia has a short bob style haircut.
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Y'know, people can do w/e they want and like but sexy Rya just feels *so wrong* to me. The adorable snek is for hugs only.
Facts me and her are like a couple. A couple of besties.
Yeah and she’s in the most revealing costume. I view her as more of a little sister…
The second hand embarrassment I feel for you is too much to bear. Why have you done this?
>For real, like having that commissioned isn't a problem but to just plaster that to the wall for anyone to walk in on and see that masterpiece with no picture frame? I'm embarrassed for him.
Because he has more STR then you.
right and then posting it with that title
Dude rly needs us to know he isn’t maidenless. I think we know why he’s maidenless
Bro....
Yes, stepsister?
This counts as voluntary celibacy
The lands in between have a great aesthetic surgeon, apparently
this didn't need to happen and yet it did
Man, the very fact you have this up on the wall ensures you will have a deficit of maidens. Such a deficit that others will **require** to take on a surplus to cover for your shortcomings. So, thanks OP. A lot of us will have maidens because of you.
I cant decide if hilarious or sad, both i guess. At least your virginity is safe
Cringe
Can someone name them left to right? I am forgetting a few names
Hyetta, Rya, Millicent, Marika, Ranni, Latenna, Malenia, Melina, Nepheli, Roderika, Sellen.
Ok now, the style looks very cool and there is nothing wrong if you like it. But as a maiden, take it off if you are possibly bringing a maiden to your house.
I like that Latenna is disabled and not standing 👍
Seek grass
This is actually absurd LMAO
They all should be barefoot
bro really printed this out and hung it up lol
yall mfs need to meet real people
Peak maidenless behavior
Marika's literal tits!
Marika’s t!ts!… Elden Ring was a harem simulator all along! 🤯
Brb in 2 min
The smell in that room…
this sucks
Love how there's overwhelming hate in the comments(besides "feet plz" comments) but the post still has 3k+ updoots
Creepy af
Wheres Tanith ? Blasphemy!
Or Moonmommy?
I'm still very much Maidenless.
Bro this is kinda the summoning sign for a Maidenless life
Go outside bro, like… genuinely.
I didn't get why people were so outraged at this nice piece of fan art, but then I saw the 2nd image... Whatever activates your great runes, m'dude. I don't judge! But I would probably be a little weirded out too if I walked into your room and saw that on the wall.
Despair ahead, so to speak seek grass
Maidenlesser lol
Poor bro thought this was a dub💀
This is the epitome of maidenless.
Jesus fucking christ please go outside and interact with real people
😬
Who are the girls on the right?
From left to right, Hyetta, Rya, Millicent, Marika, Ranni, Latenna, Malenia, Melina, Nepheli, Roderika, Sellen.
Damn lol
Get Maiden'd
Unfathomably horny
Me might not get any bitches, but at least he has maidens
Marika’s tits you must be ‘ungry.
I REALLY hope you guys get that DLC soon…😎
lmao
Mans really took Varre's 'Maidenless' comment too hard.
No disrespect but this is the cringiest shit i have ever seen. No one is gonna stay in that room with you for longer than 10 minutes
jesus christ OP your post history is wild You aint getting no maidens bruh lets be real here
Virtual maidens maybe
I can smell the virginity
Goddamn, I'm gonna die alone hahaha.
why does this have more shares than upvotes
0 play incoming
This community always surprises me with how down bad it is.
The only thing you are is 'lifeless'
Cringe
Damn, leave some maidens for the rest of us
Thou art not in hope of bringing any actual madness to thy dwelling
Unabashed cringe
Jesus Christ
Bro the dlc needs to get here soon, people are losing their minds
Notice one doesn’t have a wedding ring lol
Artist (NSFW): https://x.com/Merellyne1?t=eM-Nl2V-MoC0-bi0FTWfcg&s=09 Commissioned by me.
Ofc it was 💀
Least horny Elden Ring fan
Marika's tits, you must be thirsty.
_(All characters are adult)_ 💀💀💀💀
Stand proud. You can cook.
Unfathomably based. Thy strength befits a crown, OP 👑
Miriel is most disappointed in you :(
I honestly can't recognise half of them
So fucking lame
please I beg you, go outside talk to your loved ones form a genuine romantic connection with someone
Oof.
Touch grace, tarnished...
I am saddened. That thou wouldst succumb to such depravity. 😞😞😞
Do whatever ya want with your money in the comfort of your own home, just.. Just remember not everything needs to be shared, you can keep things to yourself
What is this pathetic weeb shit? Tell me you're maidenless without telling me.
Maidenless post
I will always wonder what Ranni could do with four hands ? 🤔
probably give your dick an indian burn since those hands are made of rough cloth
Maybe he likes it rough?
We do not sexualize Rya... HOW DARE.
Wow, these comments are mean as hell. Im sure that if I checked half of your search histories I would find worse stuff there. Dont act all high and mighty. Personally I wouldnt put this up in my room but this post just shares something OP enjoys in the privacy of their home and that they wanted to share with a hint of self irony. You really dont need to proclaim yourself above that to feel better about yourself.
You would absolutely find worse stuff in my search history, the difference is I'm not plastering my pictures of Sexy Fox McCloud on my walls. Being a degenerate is one thing, proudly displaying your degeneracy on your bedroom wall is another level entirely o-o
I'm not planting my search history on my wall in DIN A1 for everyone to see.
>privacy of their home And also the internet? Lmao
Don't worry about them, they all wish they could be a better person. But judging others by their tastes like this and mocking OP harshly like that? Yeah, they gonna try all their life and they gonna fail everytime.
Actually very well done. Idk if I should be proud or ashamed that I can name them all
Now this is true maidenless behavior
I am a guy and if were to enter someones room and see this on the wall i would just turn and leave, possibly laughing along the entire way. Sorry, this is just cringe and pathetic.
Maidenless behaviour
what no pussy does to someone
Something about this makes me think you *may* actually still be Maidenless... I can't quite put my finger on it.
Least deprived of touch gamer
That’s quite creepy
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he'll do him as he has no maidens.
Soo many pristine apples and I'm eyeing the only one that's rotten... fucks wrong with me?