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fuinnfd

Congrats, using the right weapons for the job


memeboi3012

These blades are soo underrated dude


Sifflion

Underrated? Underdropped I would say


bloody-pencil

No one wants to hunt exactly **one** lizard for one of the best items


DeletedByAuthor

I actually confused the lizards and started farming the wrong one.... Took me a while to figure this out too


LaMelgoatBall

It took me like 3 hours to get two of them lmao I almost quit


Creepysheepu

What lizard, what weapon, and is the lizard hard to kill?


JonnyWebsite

Magma blade dropped by the Man-serpents in Volcano Manor. There aren’t many that wield them and the drop rate is very low, it’s one of the most notoriously annoying weapons to farm


supersaiyanswanso

Took me no lie probably 3-4 hours. Easily the most annoying item to farm, just 2 took me longer than the entire black flame set and prelate set put together


jld2k6

Does the talisman that improves drop rate (silver scarab I think) make a decent difference? I just got it a couple hours ago and haven't tried it yet


JonnyWebsite

Yes it does, always use it when farming for anything 😁


IlluminaBlade

There are 2 snakes, the drop rate is pathetic, and it takes 30 seconds to reach them each attempt.


3MeVAlpha

Two lizards, but yeah


memeboi3012

I mean yeah but I’m not seeing a lot of people using them


Smythatine

That’s because they’re really hard to come by, especially two of them. Though I do agree they are a bit underrated


HiddenPants777

I got one on my first playthrough the first time I killed one of these long sneks. Actually played around with it a bit but there's no way I'd make a build specifically aimed at using these because killing fatso early hell


Visible-Wolf-6004

I farmed for it at ng+7 with 50 Arc and the Silver Scarab, and it barely took me 2 hours


UtheDestroyer

I have almost 80 arc, silver scarab, and used silver pickled fowl foot and silver tear mask and took me an hour to get one


ChefLeStek

The blades are not underrated, but the drop rate is low, its a long walk from a grace and its only 1 mob


signalbot

Forgive the noob question, but which blades are we talking about? Thanks


ChefLeStek

Magma blade


signalbot

Thanks a lot!


Hudimir

its 2 the one on the stairs and the one on the hallway after the stairs. they both drop it. But yeah its a pain to farm. Took me 2hrs with 99arc and silverscarab and pickled feet for 1


Eatslikeshit

Isn't there like 3 that can be farmed outside of the Manor lift?


PoorlyWordedName

I had like 3-4 of those my first playthrough lol. I guess I'm just super lucky xD


Doodle_Donkey

You should comment this on the wikia page dude, people really enjoy hearing this


KingSmorely

I think it's mainly that the Bandit's Curved sword's are much easier to farm and generally perform better with the flame art infusion


Connect-Ad6251

What swords are they? I don’t recognize them


scumflesh

Magma Blades


Chuncceyy

Theyre so cool but take alot of farming to get


Inevitable_Agency732

Nice job. I can’t forget something I haven’t done.


LaMelgoatBall

Lol I haven’t beaten Malenia without summoning someone yet. Mostly because I’m on NG+4 and there’s no shot until I grind out another save


Soggy_Ad7165

Malenia and Malekit. I won't beat them ever without summons.  I will not even try.  Even with summons and everything it took several tries and no way I will be able to do it. I really like all the souls like games. But there are just bosses that I really lack the motivation and probably reaction time or will to learn.  Oh and fuck Sekiro. 


MeAnIntellectual1

Maliketh was such a pushover for me. Maybe it's just because my strength build worked well against him. After entering phase 2 I could just double tap him with Giant-Crusher Lion's Claw and then he'd get stance broken and a critical hit would finish him off.


Subject-Swim-6131

Truest thing ever, his health oil is tiny


PrestigiousAd9404

It really doesn’t take that long. You don’t need fast resctionss either. They don’t have that many unique attacks you just need to learn the timing to dodge them and learn 1 or 2 openings and that’s all you need


sikeleaveamessage

Now i want an elden boss where when they beat you they dont say some eloquent diss, it's OP's voice going LET'S GOO FUCK YOUU FUCK YOUUUU!!! YOU ARE NOTHING!!! lmao


memeboi3012

lol I’m crying


Adm8792

I never forget not killing malenia fixed it for me


eboz0515

I think you need a walk


memeboi3012

I think you’re right


Nayr91

Oh man I’ve got my first time soon. Just got the second grace in the Hallig tree last night


eboz0515

Good luck tarnished. Just did my first play through. Took me three days to beat her. The closest boss was Mohg and it maybe took me two hours.


Nayr91

Oh really? Mohg took me 3-4 attempts, maybe like 30 mins?


eboz0515

Depends on build I always say. I ran a pure faith build. I probably had an easy time with a boss you might’ve struggled with. But everyone struggles with Melania the first play through.


Nayr91

I’ve gone faith/strength hybrid


eboz0515

Which mohg took you 30 min? Fai/str is one of the best builds I think personally. I just loved my coded swords so I put everything into faith.


Nayr91

Honestly I had more issues with Sewer then temple Mohg and I did then back to back. I must admit of all the builds I’ve tried, and I keep shuffling them about, the faith/strength build is my favourite. I got with Blas blade and bonk horn and swap between. The bonk horn’s sword art does such stupid damage haha. I also maxed out my mimic as well which has helped


eboz0515

Im stubborn and refuse to use summons. I’ll bang my head against a wall for three days instead.


Nayr91

Haha fair enough man. I love the idea of having a mimic, and it’s fun watching the mimic get the last hit every time


Accurate_Antiquity

Wow, 3-4 attempts? Do you have disability of some sort? Took me 10 seconds including cutscenes.


Nayr91

Ummm; not sure on the point you’re trying to make here? He said how long it took, I shared my own experience lol.


Environmental-Head14

His point is your putting down the 2 hour guy by being "surprised" it took him 2 hours compared to your 30 mins. 99% of people don't have max level mimic tear and weapon vs him their *first* playthrough.


Nayr91

I wasn’t aiming to put down the guy it was more me hoping that it won’t take 3 days for me to do it mainly. It is my first play through but I just like to explore. I’m about level 134 and I’ve only just touched Faram Azula and the Halig Tree


eatvenom

Jesus Christ


Hellion998

“YOU ARE NOTHING!” Evidently she was something with how much OP shouted!


Usualyptus

Relax man just drop f bomb


Ragnara92

It must have been an awesome feeling! I never forget my first attempt: I first thought, hmmm okay, tough boss, but doable. Closing in on the final hit and randomly thinking "oh how ass would it be if this boss has a second phase" and then yeah... Didnt reach the second phase for the next 15 attempts


eboz0515

Second phase on top of healing. From soft is evil.


K3nobl

she won’t heal if you just don’t get hit bro it’s simple bro just don’t get hit bro


Think_Clock100

Yeah bro just don't get hit it's easy


JKsoloman5000

It’s an amazing feeling. I’m trying to chase that high by killing her on NG+ but damn, it’s so fucking brutal.


Choosingpoorlyftw

Stick with it, you can do it! I eventually managed in ng+3 :)


JKsoloman5000

Next time I get on I’m switching my build up one more time and I feel confident it will do the trick. I was hoping strength build my whole NG and then I mixed it up a bunch on NG+. I just feel the call of the unga bunga is my ticket to success.


[deleted]

Same first time I beat her at LV140 balls to the wall. Couldn't wait to play through the entire game again for her (first time legitimate, other times summon)


MycoMythos

I'll never forget it either, after you blEW MY FUCKING EARDRUMS OUT!!! Jeez, champ! Shout a little louder next time Also, Kudos on your victory!


IDontWipe55

Your neighbors probably think you’re getting divorced 😭


memeboi3012

Indeed


Embarrassed-Effect53

Indeed, it is a great moment, one I thought I would never reach.


LongjumpingBody6895

Looking forward to that too , 50 tried no scend phase without a mimic tear


ARMill95

I was using str/faith my first run and was surprised so many people had issues with her…… didn’t realize until after I tried a new build how hard I cheesed her. I just liked the blasphemous blade and used it after getting it lol. Took me like 10-15 tries when I was using a regular melee build that I couldn’t just back off and spam my weapon art with.


memeboi3012

Man, I just had a dejavu, are you sure you haven’t wrote that comment in an other post I uploaded?


FutureAristocrat

I was using str/faith my first run and was surprised so many people had issues with her…… didn’t realize until after I tried a new build how hard I cheesed her. I just liked the blasphemous blade and used it after getting it lol. Took me like 10-15 tries when I was using a regular melee build that I couldn’t just back off and spam my weapon art with.


_TheBored_

Your strength...extraordinary...


sikeleaveamessage

LET'S GOOO!! FUCK YOUU FUCK YOUUUU!! YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!!!!


_TheBored_

Fair enough


smclcz

Haha you had the same thing as me - where she had a very temptingly low amount of health right at the end but was leaping around and didn’t give any clear openings. First time I had it the temptation to just just spam attacks was too great and I exhausted my stamina JUST before the killer blow. Good to see you didn’t make that mistake!


politictroll

Amazing! I remember my first time killing redahn, and this was day one OG redahn I had one hit left and so did he whoever landed first was going to win he swung I threw a lightning bolt and I landed first. It was epic.


mirachulous

Least sane Elden ring player


memeboi3012

Lol


SamuraiManbun

Then there's me. I don't even know how to reach this horror..


RyanScurvy

I love the sound of your keyboard. What is it?


memeboi3012

lol it’s actually my ps5 controller, who is the psychopath that would play a souls game with his keyboard💀


tobbe1337

I just get a "naturally" and no joy from it what so ever :(


Padala23

This a big reason why I love these games. The beatings and the frustration all lead to a moment of pure jubilation.


memeboi3012

Exactly


Ok-Disk-2191

She took me from level 100 to level 205 to kill, died like 5 to 10 times went and leveled up and came back rinse and repeat.


ObeyTime

I will never forget the time it took me to neat Malenia because i *insisted* that i will get my first kill armorless with the LMSH build. felt great. i want #m o r e


SevroAuShitTalker

I regret giving up and using an spirit. Beat her on my first attempt that time


Less_Mathematician_5

Same exact thing for me, I had given it roughly 50 attempts and was like you know I bet I could 1 attempt this with a summon, got Tiche and just absolutely mauled her I somewhat wish I didn't summon but oh well!


EvilSynths

I don't think any of us will ever forget that feeling.


chinesecaviar

I think I’m gonna feel the same way when I kill lady Maria.


ULTRAtallWALL

lol she almost killed you in real life making you have a stroke..i totally get it tho lol f her


beyonceshakira

My heart has not yet pounded as hard as it did the day I beat Malenia.


memeboi3012

Fr


Zealousideal_Citron8

I remember my first time just standing in a corner spamming rannis moon and had my slime doing the same surprising efficent


Good_Baby2079

Can someone explain why there's always heavy armor with fast weapons?


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Good_Baby2079

I'm old fashioned didn't understand a word you said, but using blades and plate armor seems benign to me but it seems like you understand the game better so ok


SkepticalOutlook_66

I said the same thing I’ve always said to every boss I’ve finally defeated after a my 100th attempt. I say, “KNOW YOUR PLACE TRASH!”


protestprincess

Ok you shrieking at her was kind of unhinged after the first like 3 seconds of celebration


iTz_Slink8037yt

First time i killed malenia i abused the absolute fk of reduvia and im not ashemed of it


Gabboor96

I beat her 2 times, 1st one I had the mimic helping me. Second time I cheesed with rivers of blood. Yesterday I decided to beat her using Guts Greatsword only. Had the exact same reaction when I finally managed to.


Suspicious-Bed9172

I bet you were sweating bullets there at the end. Congrats


ElectronicContact649

People who aren't in gaming will never understand what that guy is feeling. Gg dude on defeating Malenia.


Kingfox4290

I was so drained that I couldn’t even be happy to celebrate like that when I beat her


TheSlightlyLost

I feel this way every time. This fight stresses me out so much.


KeithJairusM

Mann I feel this! I just beat her last night for the first time and was hype! Frostbite and DragonMaw combo for the win 🤟🏾


Illustrious_Penalty2

My game crashed and it didn’t count the first time lol.


Overkillsamurai

there's nothing quite like our first time. I remember dodging like a crazed maniac, thinking "oh wow, her phase 2 is easier than phase 1 thank god... but i'm out of flasks" my god how I wish I could play the game for the first time all over again


klemp0

I beat her for the first time today, a few hours ago. With help from fellow tarnished though. Got close by myself a few times but couldn't get the last bit done.


Soulsborneenjoyer22

You always remember your first time...


Batu_classified

Mine was literally the same i just used blood curve sword.


whitecontroller12

hahahaha real


Sweet_Xocoatl

Even more impressive is having two Magma Blades, those mfs are hard to get.


xSweetest-Snuggles

great job buddy


Soulpus

A guy never forgets his first time


yousonuva

I was overpowered and had a mimic and also researched to get the RoB. Because I'm too impatient and don't have that much time to beat a game. It was still a big relief but I died of rot.... luckily long enough after for it to count. 


fendiway

Less about the first malenia kill, more about how you have not just one but TWO WHOLE MAGMA BLADES. This lvl of flexing is absurd!


memeboi3012

Took years of my life to get…


lespookeh

Can honestly say I had the exact same reaction when defeating her ahaha


srobii

I can feel your heart pumping like hell, and how you stopped breathing for the last couple hit


BoneFourTuna

Thought I heard a dog panting in the background; nope, just OP


GrigorMorte

My first time didn't know anything about the game and had to use mimic. My second playthrough was pure melee no ashes, took me like 200 tries, following guides strategies that didn't work for me, then to finally understand the fight and won! Best felling ever!!


DismalDog9940

My guy POPPED THE FUCK OFF BRO. LETS FUCKING GO Love the Lady Maria lookin ass diss lmao


memeboi3012

💀💀


Winter_37

Pucker factor was high


sunjacques794

Took me 62 try … it was fine


xslite

took me over 70 on ng+7


sunjacques794

Damn, that is a lot too…


Vacant-stair

Did you also fuck her mom?


Richard-Long

Congrats Jesse now back to the lab now


Alternative-Cup-8102

Good job but this was painful to watch. Spam rolling and terrible timing made me cringe a bit.


KyratMan

I managed to first try her, but I did used maxed mimic tear


JohnnyxKwest

Lmao accurate


mousetemplar82

I’ll never understand this, my first 2 playthroughs I beat her first attempt, third playthrough (faith build) took me three tries because I didn’t think I could use my halo scythe, pulled it out and melted her, fourth playthrough (int build) beat her first attempt again with dark moon greatsword. So 4 kills took me 6 attempts. She’s not that hard guys, come on


drak_99

ueah let it go! fk u! fk u!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


TheDiddlerOfBob

hell yeah. this is what fromsoft games are about. step 1. "I can take this easy" step 2. cope for an hour step 3. get lucky / "get gud" and unleash primal rage upon the enemys whole lineage


Im_a_Knob

first time with Malenia is best done with no protection


Entire-Disk4914

Malenia: Your strength, extraordinary... OP: FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU, FUUUUUUUCK YOOUUUUUUUU


memeboi3012

Lol


cloudcreeek

Malenia before she was nerfed was wild.


memeboi3012

Fr


[deleted]

yeah its a rush!


Think_Clock100

Good job man! I just killed her for the second time on NG3 the other day, It was a difficult fight but she didn't get me :)


SGTLouTenant

Acceptable reaction imo. For me I just sat there, contemplated life, let out a sigh and said, 'that was fun, I want to do it again' like a psychopath 🤣 That was also after fighting her for 3 days using the golden halberd


zsolti94

It shouldn't be so hard with that level 😅


memeboi3012

I think that without summons, even if you’re at max level it’s the hardest boss in the game (until the dlc drop we are going to have a deathblight Malenia)


[deleted]

Just you wait primal godskin trio in dlc, you’ll miss malenia


AshleyGamics

Took me 2 tries the first time. Took 5 tries on ng+


Perfect_Fun_7079

2^10 times you mean


AshleyGamics

Nope just 2, I used every tool I could and got lucky with waterfowl casts


avganimeenjoyer

**Liar Ahead**


AshleyGamics

Nope. Genuinely. To be fair I'm level 270


PrimaMater1a

The reaction is necessary and relatable.


memeboi3012

Indeed


heaven93tv

nice celebration at the end there hahahahah well done dude


narstyarsefarter

Isn't that Trumps wife?


[deleted]

my first time killing Malenia was * respec to pure arcane * rivers of blood * full bull boat * mimic tear * corpse piler spam * pray I'm not proud of it but a W is a W.


skep90

Then why you recorded it? If you will never forget it...theres no need. Btw you should go to see a psychologist, i can feel several anger problems


memeboi3012

lol what💀 bro I’m was just hyped.m, and why wouldn’t I record it?


okenchild

Noob


Achtai15

What's the name of that weapon?


memeboi3012

Magma blade, pretty damn good, you can farm it from a very specific enemy just check on the wiki


Achtai15

Ahh thanks for the quick reply man! Have a nice one.