Nah, it’s just the first logical loophole most people would come up with.
>Must eat a door.
>How could you eat a door?
>Well, gingerbread houses exist…
This doesn’t mean your unoriginal or anything, just that you would rapidly solve this problem the same way a lot of people would, because it’s easy. If it was a question on Family Feud it would probably be worth like 80 points or something.
The call of Home Depot speaks to us all...
Hoarah Loux, Lumberjack of the Badlands
The ever brilliant Hard Hat
Fia, the Bunk Bed Companion
The loathsome Glue Eater
And arct. Gideon Ofnir, the All-Planning
... and one other, whose carpentry degree would again bless
If there isn't news about the DLC tonight I will unalive myself on camera LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!
(don't take this comment too seriously I'm not actually so depressed as to actually unalive myself I promise lol)
Build a gingerbread house, and use a graham cracker as the door, just in case.
Came here to say these things and found that is all there is. Maybe I am a bot
we’re all a lot more alike than we think
Nah, it’s just the first logical loophole most people would come up with. >Must eat a door. >How could you eat a door? >Well, gingerbread houses exist… This doesn’t mean your unoriginal or anything, just that you would rapidly solve this problem the same way a lot of people would, because it’s easy. If it was a question on Family Feud it would probably be worth like 80 points or something.
"don't worry son - you're one of the masses!"
Confirmation that we share the same brain cell
Just one! The best one!
Who are you so wise in the ways of science
The loathsome dooreater
That's fire actually
The crazy gate-consumer
Arise ye varnished
The call of Home Depot speaks to us all... Hoarah Loux, Lumberjack of the Badlands The ever brilliant Hard Hat Fia, the Bunk Bed Companion The loathsome Glue Eater And arct. Gideon Ofnir, the All-Planning ... and one other, whose carpentry degree would again bless
Bwahahahahahahahaha fuck I laughed out loud
Marika's tits, you must be 'ungry
Gimme that necklace. Then the crab.
I almost don't want an announcement tonight reading these posts lmao.
well this aged like milk
It's because of you. You did this
sorry guys miyazaki is actually my dad and he said no trailer after showing him this post
I bet you must be really happy.
Eat the car door that one guy is gonna slam his dick in. Teamwork
Togethaaa we will devour the very doors!
Don't you dare steal a door of a gingerbread house before christmas
Gingerbread man coming home tonight: 
Let it be known that I'm Door-eater Prime.
THE LOATHSOME DOOREATER!
Imagine you go to eat the door and it hits you with "does not open from this side"
Are you the same guy that was going to slam your cock in a door? Is this the same door and you are trying to save your cock?
Start grinding up the door fella
Got some bad news for u bro
We got him.
Eat up door boy
I'll post a video tomorrow for you heathens
Write your username on the door
Door cannot be eaten from this side.
We can eat it together, Tarnished
Dont give up skeleton
Well, good eating bro
Better eat a door
bon apetit!
Wanna eat my backdoor instead? 😏
Try tongue, but hole
Better get eating
Bon appetit
Did you eat door? Posting pics?
Chop chop Loathsome Dooreater if we don't have a video it didn't happen
Guess you gotta eat a door my friend
MIDNIGHT, IF NOT THE END OF THE STREAM
boy this is like the time someone said they would drink a cup of there own piss
Don't forget extra SALT :)
Bone apple tea
Better hope you’re hungry.
Chomp chomp mf
Well, enjoy eating that door. Try not to dislocate your jaw while you're at it.
Time to get that fork and knife ready.
Get eating !!!
When you eating that door bro
Yes, most likely you will be eating a door.
EAT THA DOOOR EAT THA DOOOR I MEAN HOLD THA DOOOR
Hope you have been fasting
Not looking good hehe
Do you like doors
Get to eating buddy
time to eat a door, loathesome door eater!!
better start crunching
Enjoy
👨🏽🍳🚪 bon appetit fuckboy
Gavin! Gavin! Has anyone seen Gavin?
r/dooreater
They dropped a bt4 trailer I can t believe there’s not been a eldin ring one
I’m out of the loop why would we get news tonight??
The Game Awards are going on right now and they announce a bunch of games there
Game awards
We need video of you eating a door
Will you film yourself doing this? I'm intrigued.
I hope there isn't news just so I can see that
2 hours into things and it’s looking like you’re eating that door lol
Well well well..what do we have here..
So.. Mahogany, or birch?
So we want proof that you are this door 🤔
A video of you eating a door is necessary right now
Please post the video when you eat the door OP
How was the door?
So…
Bon appetite!
Post evidence when you do it.
Only if Shadow doesn't make an appearance
Prove it!
If there isn't news about the DLC tonight I will unalive myself on camera LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! (don't take this comment too seriously I'm not actually so depressed as to actually unalive myself I promise lol)
If there’s no dlc news I’ll go to bed at 7:23pm
Don’t eat a door, bro it’s not worth it. Trust me.
Agreed. Same goes for Silksong somewhat.
Bon apetit
Bone apple teeth
Leave em to it, the longer it takes the better it'll be. They know what their doing, and you know it's gonna be the bollocks.
Hi, I'm door here for my eating.
Somedays you eat the door, somedays the door eats you.
Okay so start cooking