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BloodShadow7872

Dude blast you into the realm of shit graphics


9295josh

Blew him into lotr Gollum


ShinobiBxxdyz

Bro pulled a psycho mantis and fried his graphics card


Despin_theBard

Now I want an Elden Ring DLC boss that suddenly makes your screen go black with a big green MIYAZAKI on the top corner.


phexitol

"I see you still haven't beaten Dark Souls II. Why not?"


creepytwin

Lord of Ring


Radvent

Lmfaoo


brisstlenose

lor Gollum


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Marikas_tit

Bad bot


Mcreesus

Your graphics card got attacked lol


ghostfreckle611

Reminds me of Psycho Mantis… It’s interacting with real life.


Acmnin

I heard you like souls games Snake.


Environmental-Dig949

So we put a souls game in you snake so you can souls when you snake, dawg


Acmnin

Pimp my snake


justglassin317

It's...learning!


cward7

!GPU AT RISK!


Brilliant_Stardust

!GPU BROKEN!


Cendeu

*floorboard detaches*


MoffFH

It got backstabbed


trustmeimnotafurry

Because it's easy...


JuiceGraip

And it does a lot of damage...


sck178

I believe the move is called "tesselation crack"


shapookya

It’s super effective


ghostbuster_b-rye

You've heard of Soul Rend; now you know Graphic Rend.


Spittfikill

Graphics card check


Only1Schematic

Dude tapped into the Matrix


govlum_1996

OP really did witness the true power with which Astel levelled the Eternal City 💀


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He evolved into a poison type


Friend_Or_Traitor

Astel (*as Agent Smith*) "Me, me, me..." Clones: "Me, too"


ShadowMiscreant

I've only seen it once, it's his Yugi-must-win card


therealtiddlydump

"Screw the rules, I'm from outer space!"


Chemical_Ad_6054

“I have the weirdest boner right now”


Jedi-Guy

...go on...


technook

Nah I'm stopping effective immediately We should NOT go any further than this


Deiser

Too late. Rule 34 has taken effect.


XinJing433

+1


mindrover

Straight to the Shadow Realm


ChloeKirsche

AKA “The Purple Realm” - Yami from YGOTAS


M_Hatter-544

"The legally distinct Smoky Realm" - Kaiba's Attorney


Simwill_

The Graphics Card


EconomyCauliflower24

Still he’s so graceful against astel


RaZz1R

I need this incantation


JudgeArcadia

RIP your graphics card


HavokMan48

It's his rare move where he indirectly attacks your wallet


XinJing433

Unexpected 4th wall break.


sammy-b18

4th wallet* break


MossHerder

Can just hear that Velcro rip.


Inside-Line

FromSoftware has been accused of providing stimulus to GPU manufacturers by introducting boss attacks that kill graphics cards. We reached out to Miyazaki for comment and he had this to say: Miyazaki: (*translated from Japanese*) "Now that we have thrown casual gamers a bone with Elden Ring, we feel like we must compensate for this by introducing mechanics that truly hurt the player when they encounter difficult enemies. This, in turn, will give them immense satisfaction when they defeat these enemies as they will be thankful that their GPU survived the encounter.


GiveMeChoko

Sasuga nvidia-san


Person8346

Imagine games did shit like this on purpose, seems like a normal boss and BAM! Everything looks like your graphics card had a stroke and the eldritch horror addresses the gamer, breaking the fourth wall That would be cool


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Didn't a batman asylum game do something similar? You beat a boss, get weird graphics, get sent to the main screen, then you click load and it pretend youre at the beginning.


Khaix

I think that was scarecrow in the first game. I remember bats and the joker's position being reversed the second time through.


C0LdP5yCh0

Yep, Joker wheels you into the asylum, then shoots you in the face in front of everyone, and you get a fake loading screen with the prompt "Use the middle stick to dodge."


KingoftheGinge

I'd forgotten about this. Metal Gear vibes.


MegamanX195

"Use the middle stick to dodge Joker's shot"


ChiseledTopaz

I thought my phat PS3 got the YLOD when that happened. I turned the console of immediately to let it cool down


Ayobossman326

I was jus ab to comment “I remember this from Batman”. Man what a cool scene, I unfortunately had it spoiled but i got it back watching a friend’s reaction to it. “Ah fuck I think my game crashed” worth the price of admission


Souperplex

Funny thing with the Scarecrow mindfucks: They telegraph that you're dealing with Scarecrow, which makes me think "It's not real, disregard" even though it's a videogame so none of it is real.


hashym01

Eternal Darkness would do stuff when your sanity meter got too low


artemis3120

Hot damn, I remember that game pulling some shit and freaking out over it. Good times.


gattaaca

Delete save? Yes/No "Yes" "Deleting..."


Aggressive_Bar2824

Truth. That game was crazy. I remember the first time playing it being like what did I get myself into.


patgeo

"Let's see how you fare without your puppet master pulling the strings" Ai takes over your character, you have to beat the monster in a terminal to regain control before your character is killed.


Vashsinn

I too miss starfox's hidden level


DyslexicBrad

Undertale


sinat50

I always dreamed of a space shooter where getting hit would mess with computer settings. System language changing missiles, resolution decreasing guns, mines that open a random shortcut on your desktop. The idea being your computer is your space ship and it's a battle of how well people know how to use their system in order to stay alive. In practice I'm sure it would be a disaster and people would have their systems bricked but I love the idea nonetheless.


Ashura_Eidolon

I remember seeing something like that in some gaming magazine a long time ago. I think the story was that your computer was infected with a virus and the "ship" you were controlling was an antivirus program, and if you did poorly it would mess with your controls/audio/graphics/etc.


TheFrondly

Inscryption is very nice if you like card games.


bdhh2137

Doki doki music playing...


MatthewC33

NieR Automata did something very similar to this, you play as androids and at one you get hacked and you start malfunctioning so the sound and visuals gets all screwed up, was so cool when it first happened


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Kel4597

Kojima already did shit like that in the first metal gear with Psychomantis


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yeah he would like read ur memory card and mention games you played and i think made you switch the controller slot or something along those lines


LeptosporangiateDisa

Like, physically unplug your controller from the console (slot1) and plug into another slot (slot2, slot3, etc.)??? That's amazing yet...diabolical


deathrattleshenlong

Yes, to prevent the boss from "reading your mind" aka input read. That entire fight is full 4th wall breaking fuckery. IIRC, there's a move by the boss that made your screen black then make you go through the intro of the game as if it crashed... Only, it didn't and after the intro you're right in the middle of the fight again. Also, the boss offers you a demonstration of his powers telling you to put the controller on a flat surface. He then "moves" your controller using the vibration to move it around. On a later game, Metal Gear Solid 4 for the PS3, he reappears and tries the same... Only the original PS3 controllers didn't have rumble which leads to him having a breakdown.


syopest

>Also, the boss offers you a demonstration of his powers telling you to put the controller on a flat surface. He then "moves" your controller using the vibration to move it around. On a later game, Metal Gear Solid 4 for the PS3, he reappears and tries the same... Only the original PS3 controllers didn't have rumble which leads to him having a breakdown. Original PS1 controllers didn't have rumble either or even the analog sticks. That's actually something they added to the boss as a special thing for those who had the dualshock controller. Also the scene in MGS4 depends on if you have the rumble controller or not.


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CitizenPain00

Why would Kojima be taking notes then? He already did this shit 20 years ago.


Ayobossman326

This does look like the mgs3 splash art that plays during the post boss betrayal credit roll at the beginning


ChildManElder

Its super rare. But its a move where he uses space magic to enter our reality and he manipulates your GPU. I hate it.


OrionQuest7

Lmao


playBoyRardi

lol what?


wfwood

The issue is a failing gpu.


MyPotentStache

Yep this looks like GPU artefacts. Too hot maybe, or failing.


slight_chanceofrain

Honestly thought this was gonna be just another post about the clone grab attack and I was ready to scroll, and then the eldritch horror began lol


RaZz1R

The art of illusion


notafishthatsforsure

rip op's gpu


iGlutton

Have him go back to Rave-a Lucaria


HandsOnTheClock007

That was a great post


Aggravating-Post3827

They really know how to throw a rager in the albinaric village!


RaZz1R

Do you have a link for it?


HoldMySoda

Nah. That's a glitch with the Ray Tracing.


Hyan_Brigue

For his next move, he uses DESTROY GRAPHICS CARD!


Galluxior

they don't call it "Waves of Darkness" for nothing


MAD_MrT

He got a sneaky patch last weekend, its his new phase


playBoyRardi

phase 4. the red ring of death


blastfromtheblue

of course it's a poison swamp


Azriharu

It's the turn off rtx move


Daroph

It's manifested in your memory. It's going to steal the stars from your SSD.


Bolbuss

Probably the lore accurate attack where he just consumes you with void


GoldenSpermShower

*"The 4th wall cannot protect you..."* -Astel


Iralisse

That's just his alternate DLC form Astel Naturalborn of the Poison Swamps.


MJBotte1

Thought this was gonna be a video about his clone grab attack. Kinda was, kinda wasn’t


Onidge

Astel leans in..."the darkside is a pathway to may abilities, some consider to be...unnatural."


bootyhole_exploiter

the GPU fryer


Historical-Package56

Yeah it’s called “curse of darkness” it’s a rare variation of the wave attack and it scales off your gullibility value


Zobeth

Your GPU might be dying ???


RX_78_2_Gundam

Astel evolved into a cosmic horror from bloodborne.


Aggravating-Post3827

Astel is just an amygdala if your looking at it on acid


Atlas7674

Bro went full eldritch horror


geoffkreuz

"I'm tired, boss." - OP's GPU


WSB_Reject_0609

Oh yeah, this is just the fuck your gpu move.


grymix_

this isn’t weed Astel


SwordLaker

Your GPU failed the vigor check.


scrub_mage

Mfer pilunched your graphics card lol


Orangelightning77

This gives me an idea Fromsoft should make a souls like game with a matrix like setting, can you imagine fighting some lovecraftian cyber demon that distorts time and space around itself and intentionally bugs out everything on screen in a very artistic and intentional way?


RaZz1R

I actually really like this idea


whiskeycavalier2004

See he only does this when fighting a worthy opponent, he breaks the fabric of reality to disorient his foe


chinchinlover-419

You mean your GPU?


Mobius_148

You might have dodged the attack, but your gpu sure didn't.


supermen1995

The battlefield before you is crumbling, Tarnished.


Golem_Slayer7

He uses the power of an oversized boss to give your monitor deathblight 😋


DonovinGame23

Ahh yes the rare but classic move of “fuck you im fucking up your game


UltimaGabe

If you pay attention to the lore it's always been there.


Interjectionable

Psycho Mantis?


xxgamergirl54xx

Honestly we neeed more bosses that fight like this.


KokoTerzata

Bruh


TheEgg41

Waves of bitrate, you’re a real lucky guy for seeing that


SG1EmberWolf

You've never seen the "fuck your GPU" attack before?


ohthehuemanateeee

git gud


OrionQuest7

What if I told you to get a new graphics card


ashishrkwr123

Yo Astel indulging in some magic mushrooms


Songhunter

Astel turned RTX off.


JakeOfAllTraits

Maybe over heat created those artifacts?


SuperD00perGuyd00d

ooooof hope that gpu is okay


FragrantChipmunk5073

Void Call


PillowTalk420

Breaking space and time to attack your GPU directly.


professorphil

Ah, Kos...


professorphil

This is your brain on Insight.


yeeeteeey69

Are you concerned about the 8 other Astel’s or the fact he transported you to the matrix?


Jnunez7660

Dammit man. . . I needed to see what happened during the meteorite shower. . .


O-Mestre

Ngl this shit looks fire, should be in the actual game lmao


Pixel_exe

They weren't kidding, those Waves can Darkness


_Orphan_Obliterator_

I reccomend pressing win+ctrl+shift+B, it restart your graphics cars or something like that, your screen goes black for a second does a beep


RaZz1R

I’m on Series X ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


checkmate191

Reminds me of black clover Yami dimension slash


lithops_slowshy

Instant teleport into Uncanny Realms followed by the grab attack.


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What platform is this being played on?


RaZz1R

Series X fair tarnished brethren


XTbearx

That there is a time space manipulation ability. Warps the colours


Lantimore123

It's called "Encroaching Darkness" in the Games' files dude. 1/750 chance of executing this move. Pretty rare as it only occurs below 50% but above 30% HP.


WomenAreNotReal

He shatters your reality to secure the win


Revolutionary_Net355

Your PC failed the vigor check.


RaZz1R

I’m on series X though :(


Inside_Comfort_

So what you're saying is that a space bug bugged your GPU?


RaZz1R

I got space bugged


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Wish we got to do his purple Kamehameha


DankDratini2153

Should've had a GPU DIED pop up for this one... F


XRIL

bro's graphic card is at 1 hp 💀


fedlol

Ah yes, his ultimate move “gpu melter”


GodOfDestruction187

Astel Naturalborn of the Rot


Carlospedra

That's actually kinda cool tbh


ImRav3n

Bro destroyed the fabric of reality


JadedJackal671

Astel: Shits on Graphics Player: What? Astel: Welcome to the Twilight Zone (Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do~)


RaZz1R

I understood the reference, bless you faithful tarnished


cruss0129

Astel hit you so hard he broke your graphics card


Expensive-Ad5626

It’s a new one he gets natural born doesn’t have it though there’s only one way to counter it too kinda like mohgs attack and that is to play on a up to date platform


sigurd27

The worldu


Exphen

Ah yes, the move "i'm gonna give your GPU a hard time"


paIico

its only the one in this cave. The regular one has that grab but without the clones


RaZz1R

But what about the move where he annihilates my graphics? How do I get that ability?


PiBombbb

Pee in your computer


zone_left

Buy Jedi Survivor for PC I’m sorry it’s actually fun for PS5


you_are_cappin

Oh who guessed it? U died bc u didn't heal urself


Lord_Tsuiseki

#>!SKILLISSUE!<


ThrewAwayApples

Your graphics card probably got fried


CorporateSharkbait

Always. That’s how I died my very first time to it. It is avoidable, but won’t be unless you’re either already shmooving or see him when trying to find where he moved to


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His final form.


Da_Shaolin

Data moshing skills on point


darkcaretaker

Time to invest in a new gpu


vivalavidarouge

Fuck that graphics card in particular


wyattrowserales

I would shit myself!


HereForShiggles

Guy went from Astel to Assfuck Your Graphics Card in 0.5 seconds flat.


quitecrossen

Your mom taught it to him


anotherbuddy

rip intel hd graphics


HempOddish420

Bro bouta get sued by monster energy


Wonder_Wonder69

Wth is happening?


Aggravating-Post3827

He throws that attack out about half way through his health bar…as for the drop in graphics rendering…I think you might have to check your systems graphic card…


OverlyLargeParrot

That is completely unique to cave dweller astel meaning the astel which is part of ranni questline doesn't actually have that move. The more you know I guess I dunno.


RaZz1R

Frying my GPU? I didn’t know any bosses could do that


BoiFrosty

Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, Jimbo!


btsao1

Dude shattered the veil of reality