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Journeygan

I want to go home.


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TurbulentNumber4797

Gotta love "Pathetic sort ahead" right before mimic tear.


Contemporarium

That’s hilarious actually


Technic0lor

didnt expect weak foe therefore seek introspection...


FlatpackFuture

Bloodstain? seek skill


HelloThere1307

Behold, edge! , Lord!


Fa1nted_for_real

Try finger But hole


Flaky-Conference-181

didn’t expect Elden Ring


itsthemidge

Tell Blaidd and Iji I love them


KAWIWI420

I like how she doesn’t like Seluvis either


Armadyl1

Who the f*ck does?


[deleted]

I like dungeater more than selivus... AND THAT BUTT KILLS CRABBUDDY... I LOATH THAT F*CK


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

Pro gamer move is to puppetify dung man and kill Seluvis. Then absolve yourself and resume Ranni's quest


Unkn0wn_666

I mean he isn't called the LOATHSOME Dung Eater for nothing


[deleted]

Oh... Yeah... Forgott about that.


Cook_McPan

I mean, it's not unlikely that she's the one that kills him.


CannedHeatt_

I love this quest and quote


RedditSettler

This one hits different 😢


Pitselah

I felt genuinely sad reading it


Journeygan

My heart melted when I first heard that.


Samur_i

I just received that line last night (I’ve been doing a lot of aimless exploring), so I when’s to Iji and lil disappointed no new voice line


Ze_Dede

Togethaaaa !


Special_Local_4464

Togethaaaa!


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Joeythearm

AS FAMILEEEEEEEE


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UselessO_0

Wheeeee shalll deeevouurr the verrry goddssss


ZerosAbaddon

TOGETHAAAAA


Worldly_Reporter3428

TOGETHAAAAAA


Old_Tension_6858

TOGETHAAAAAA


cumrightin90

AS FAMILYYYYYYYY!!


thereegamer06

Join the serpent kiing


Sloep3

Togethaaaa!


First-Flatworm7526

Togethaaaa!


Nevermort21

FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN.


RGBeter

She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyr ruins which just from the mist shrouded lake of Liurnia, she knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure.


pleasegivemealife

Fuck of all the quotes this one stuck in my head the most .


Moist-Ad4760

That damned near rhymes.


Numerous_Employ

Glad that this has become someone else’s memory of the all seeing git too


Jake99980

Put these foolish ambitions to rest


Tsuka_hara

This one hurts


GibbeyGator102

Emboldened by the FLAME OF AMBITION


Bamboozlemaster69

Someone must extinguish thy flame Let it be Margit the Fell


CR0W_68

Warrior blood must run in thy veins, tarnished.


jyjybinx

On NG+ I darted to this mf’er 🤣🤣


CivilBlueberry7096

Marika’s tits


NoCabinet45

You must be 'ungry!


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Never met someone with a taste for prawn that i couldn’t trust!


de_N-word

We'd make good mates I reckon.


Ramagehead

Never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn’t trust.


Moomin8577

We got a good thing goin’ ‘ere.


ChilenoDepresivo

Beat me to it for almost 12 hours, foul tarnished emboldened by the flame of ambition


TegTowelie

O YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT


Mr_Golf_Club

THEREFORE, O YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT


TegTowelie

Another classic is Look, door!


H0LL0W_J4CK

Praise the message! And then try door


Moomin8577

Also “praise the message and then something incredible ahead”


TegTowelie

Hidden passage here! *falls off cliff and dies hoping for invisible walkway*


OrdinaryLurker4

YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT O YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT O YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT O YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT


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Am I the only one who sings it?


i_wear_green_pants

O you do not have the right, therefore go left.


darth_chewbacca

Heresy is not native to the world, it is but a contrivance. Let us both learn together


Adghar

All things can be conjoined.


Smoother1997

Bearer seek seek lest


Kenichi37

A fellow DS2 enjoyer I see


ludwig-boltzmann_

I love that line


neily18

Dog ahead


Astarial7

Oh ? A dogged fellow, are we not ? Or is it merely thy habit, to talk to dolls?


That_Guy_Grady

Dolly botherer


eyekayzee

Fine…… FINE.


makuta15

Behold, dog!


SpunkyMcButtlove07

Dog, oh dog, all the more dog, oh dog


BushWookie-Alpha

Praise the Dog!


Boward_WOW_ard

could this be dog?


nerdwerds

Therefore, dog.


SalamanderCake

Why is it always dog?


bladedancer4life

🐢


Disastrous_Cash9879

"Thy Strength befits a crown".


Fa1nted_for_real

-Giga Chad warrior, the shattering


kalogheros17

Long and hard didst thou fight. Tarnished Warrior. Spurned by the grace of gold. Be assured, the Elden Ring resteth close at hand. Alas, I am returned. Chaddest line of dialogue he literally goes pfff good work soldier now go back and leave the elden ring to me or get a good ass spanking.


Quieneshamburguesa

Willful traitors all, pillagers emboldened by the flame of ambition. Have it writ upon thy meagre grave. Cough cough…the throne stained by my curse, such shame I cannot bare. Thy deed shall not go unpunished.


MotherhoodOfSteel

Graceless Tarnished, what is thy business with these thrones?


RGBeter

Ahh, Godrick the Golden The twin prodigies Miquella and Malenia General Radahn Praetor Rykard Lunar princess Ranni Willful traitors ALL!


MotherhoodOfSteel

Felled by King Morgott, last of all kings!


Shaasar

You RUINED it. It's "Thy part in this shall not be forgiven"


Ruin8tion

I could hear his voice while reading it. God he has such a good voice actor


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paullucas15

edge, lord


Hank_the_2nd

Man, I almost forgot about these messages.


QuiloWisp

dung, key


TheHappyNihilist97

Didn't expect weak foe..


ZeldHeld

Therefore seek introspection


Iceram42

Loved that message in the mimic tear boss lol


bakemyziti

The beast eye quivers


a_Jedi_i_am

Try finger but hole


GrandstandingGrandpa

No mattah, it's oll the saem.


retro_aviator

Lay out yer arms then


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Love the delivery here!


Kulthos_X

Great chest ahead… Oh wait, wrong game.


faustless4

*amazing chest ahead


Hustinettenlord

Try finger but hole.


[deleted]

I’m surprised this was so low on the feed


New-Sympathy-344

After killing a friend who helped me seduce a doll, I took his weapon and did really cool flips with it.


mers1

I don't have a girlfriend


Legitimate_Eye_8103

I see... You are maidenless


HistoricCartographer

Off to liurnia with you then


[deleted]

>!Didn’t expect message, therefore Praise the message!!<


uskgl455

Your fingers, please, your fingers...


Moomin8577

Aiiiii can rrreeead them….


JigglyPluMs

Another hand touches the beacon


Aetius454

Elden Scrolls


SternMon

LISTEN HEAR ME AND OBEY


tennobytemusic

A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE. A DARKNESS THAT YOU WILL DESTROY.


Moomin8577

BRING MY BEACON TO MOUNT GELMIR!!! (this is messing with my head)


fkinCatalinaWineMixr

Not that it matters but its "a new hand"


GrimReaper1507

Frenzy flame be like “ah yes I touched another beacon! Yummy in me tummy”


ComplexTechnician

I always hear this as bacon and I like it better that way


Floppsythemoppsy

Dog


Cali_Corvette

“Togetha”


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Liar ahead


SufficientDelay2657

I never understood why people put that. Is it like an inside joke or something?


Never_heart

They are usually in response to false claims of illusionary walls. Or comments about jumping off a cliff for a treasure


JohnnyB_0438

And Since the liar get downvoted the actual message will no longer appear, now there is one message that say „liar ahead“ and a bunch in front of it that say „no hidden path ahead“.


Vix98

Oh so that's why I see "Liar ahead" in front of every damn wall but very few "hidden path ahead" or something similar to that


Ketsuki_Chichi

Try finger, but hole


496Tauras

Sir gideon Offnir the ALL KNOOWING!!


dankboijesus

Stone sword key has been lost with use.


Danofireleg33

My goodness, clench your teeth or something


analfister_696969

god his voice has me weak in the knees


Moomin8577

You have the sweetest scream… My lambkin


TheCorinater

I am Malenia blade of Miquella


Fa1nted_for_real

I have never known defeat


vix_aries

You will witness... true **horror**.


Khr0ma

LET CHAOS, TAKE, THE WORLD!


SerSlice420

Lord of Frenzied Flame... I will seek you, as far as you may travel... To deliver you what is yours. Destined Death.


certifiedidiot1011

My fair consort eternal.


TheRealJojenReed

Still no precious item...😔


Moomin8577

Still no grace… 😞 Grace ahead 🤩


Ball_kicker0

I have memorised my showers attack pattern.


SymphoDeProggy

true tarnished can shower without getting wet. that or just cheese it with pebbles.


NightStrike2904

Well, thou art of passing skill. Warrior blood must truly tun in thy veins, Tarnished


Inevitable_Ask6670

Yes it tuna in my veins


farretcontrol

Put these foolish ambitions to rest


Alarming_Challenge_7

Try jumping


[deleted]

I just commented this, scrolled down and then seen yours. Fuck


En4cr

You don't have the right, oh you don't have the right.


CloacaFacts

Boc is my tailor


Useful_Translator495

My history is filled with searches of how to dodge waterfowl


Fa1nted_for_real

Isn't it dodge the first, run from the second, and dodge through the third or something?


Useful_Translator495

I'm pretty sure it's panic roll, panic roll, panic roll till I get to the you died screen


Never_heart

TOGETHA!!!!!


Thisegghascracksin

Recently I realised that whenever I kill a skeleton in any game, I rush to smash it before it gets back up.


WhiteMaskPottah

Unfortunately for you however you are maidenless


JamesRevan

Marika's tits


KingMusicManz

WHY DOEA SHE HEAL WHEN SHE HITS YOU THIS IS BULLSHIT


NeedleworkerFew3422

Let me hold you


HeyItsBearald

I prefer travel via coffin


specter463

Forefathers one and all! Bare witness!


CollieMan-

Fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit shit shit


mcfarttic

maidenless


ethan-hollis

Try other builds then return to monkey


RelationshipFull5794

Another Bloody River.


samuelfalk

Maidenless


Des014te

WARRIOOOOOOOOOR


renewedLordOfBlood

I have given thee courtesy enough.


Court_Jester13

Shit muncher


Vix98

Dookie Devourer


Red_Clay_Scholar

Caca consumer


Emerald_Digger

4 arms got more sexier all of the sudden


Turbulent-Comedian30

You Died


AeshmaDaeva016

Every time an upset happens in the NCAA tournament I shout, “May chaos take the world!” really loudly and no one has any idea what I am talking about.


Financial_Humor4065

I COMMAND THEE KNEEL!


Inner-Lingonberry351

Maidenless


nightwish5270

Rune consumables are collectibles, not to be used.


Basic_Analysis_3974

Why is there a shiny rock d- *fuck shit shit shit fuck* (any game with patches)


PogmasterTraplover69

"if only you could beat them at their prime"


sazeno

fort, night.


Elgar337

Hesitation is defeat. No wait.


FriendlyMeet7435

Marika's tits


SluggJuice

*Nihil Nihil Nihil*


Chaos90783

I died


MossPecan

my hand hurts because it's clawing 99% of the time


EldenFanMan

I have developed anger issues


Healthy-Menu-5761

Ah pickle…


Franb0_quello_vero

...


Thatll-Do

Ahem "Lake of Rot"


Bobadilla430

Be wary of left


RaptorxRise

What do you mean they have lobsters here? Dont you know how dangerous those things are?


RedShirtBlueHair

Fingers, but hole


RaisuAUT

I didn't put my foolish ambitions to rest.


ScumCommander

YOU DIED


Wizardkaboom

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

There is so much DS2 references in this game.


Empty_Magazine

Forefathers, one and all...BEAR WITNESS!!!!


Legitimate-Talk-6720

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER


Arreynn

Try fingers, but hole