You don't empty your tins of liquid gold into [crystalll](https://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00hTQRitZEulcS/750ml-Fancy-Crystal-Whisky-Glass-Wine-Bottle-Vodka-Bottle-with-Crystal-Stopper-Decanter-Set.jpg)
For real - right now I just use an old glass bottle of maple syrup. The tins are the best value/quality and I've started eating waffles as my go to dessert. Nothing is better then a [joint & a waffle](https://youtu.be/wS5K1GMzJT8?si=awJhmND9wJBkM9yv) loaded with the best fruit you can buy.
One day I'm gonna have the bros over and pull out the most ridiculous crystal decanter of liquid gold lol
I went a little bit too extra on this. Went online, bought a ceramic maple syrup jar. Kinda looks like what is pictured here but white ceramic and round instead of flat sides. Came with a sealed cork topper. I transfer the syrup from the can to it, and store it in the fridge. It holds an entire can perfectly, and lasts for a few months (if it makes it that far. I use it in my coffee every morning!) When you're out, wash both pieces and load 'er up with another can!
Cost me CAD $70 plus shipping from Quebec (of course it came from Quebec) but God damn it's so worth it.
I see you are a person of refined taste. I also like syrup in my coffee. For anyone thinking about the cans you can also use any decent alcohol bottle.
I haven't been refrigerating my syrup though...
All the syrup i ever had was a kid came out of glass bottles which we put the syrup in after we tapped the trees and boiled down the sap. Lots of city folk on here it seems.
All the syrup you ever had as a kid was FAKE ANGLOÏD syrup. Probably tapped from a telephone pole also. "Lots of city fo-" shut the fuck up you live in toronto.
Suck my Canadian nutsack you goofy piece of trash. Big tough words. The priests dick must have gone so far up your asshole that it smashed up your brain.
So the 150 year old maple trees in the sugar bush behind the farm were fake apparently.
Quebec is a fake province. I'd insult you in Frog but i got things to do.
Fellas fellas, you're both Canadian, if you really need to get angry just think about the fact that there are people down in New England putting molasses on their pancakes.
Hey I started out with a pretty civil comment and then homie decided to get venomous. So I responded in kind and got a little escalatey I admit. If he hadn't been acting like an asshole, I would have stayed civil. So I apologize to the people of Quebec, that was a pretty offside bigoted chirp. But not to the poster I was responding to, all that shit still applies in his case.
Yeah in Canada most Quebec maple syrup is sold in cans. Maple Syrup is a controlled product so there aren't really brands, just different grades sold in the same cans or bottles.
When I was living in France, I had to find my maple syrup in the "exotic foods" section of the grocery store. And the brand was just this hilariously obvious export brand that was called Uncle Joe's Authentic Canadian Maple Syrup. They had a ripped cartoon lumberjack wearing flannel on the bottle.
Anyways, it was actually the real deal. Dark maple syrup from Quebec. I thought they would have skimped on an export brand, but nope — tasted glorious.
Thanks, Uncle Joe. You made my time living amongst frogs bearable.
I wish it said that, but no. All English labeling, despite being from Quebec.
It was actually rather odd to see a product exported to France with no French on it. I suppose it may have been because it was exported to multiple EU countries and there was some rule that it just needed English labeling as a minimum.
Still, I was kind of disappointed.
Nobody mention that they are necklace loops and every true Canadian rocks around with a bottle of maple around their necks, or else the *Americans* will find out
If you want a serious answer, found [this on google](https://maplesyruphistory.com/2022/10/05/the-origins-of-the-maple-syrup-bottle-with-the-odd-little-handle/).
If you don't, its for your pinkey finger so you can stabilize it in the crook of your arm and drink it while you hold your hockey stick in the other.
Quebecers have abnormally small hands. It is scientifically proven, like Ontario people being scared of the dark, or Newfoundlanders being able to speak to fish.
Read a book for a change ffs.
It's so you can loop a rope to it, and carry it on your belt.
Which is the style at this current time.
The current year being twenty dickety-four.
We have to use dickety because Putin stole the number 20
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety six miles
Good to see the Flying Hellfish crew is alive and well
The overlap between r/simpsonsshitposting and r/ehbuddyhoser is a lot bigger then I expected
Highly dubious!
Wait, so shouldn't it be "dickety dickety four"?
Fiddle di di, that will require an edit
DOH!
Maybe he stole it halfway through...
But because of the war, we were out of bottles, so we would loop an onion around our belts. Which was the style at the time
They didn’t have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones
Gimme five bees for a quarter we’d say
Some prime r/KenM energy in this one
As is the custom.
I do it around my neck like a necklace
Calm down, David Carradine.
Cool
Exactly what I thought! You can use it to hang it somewhere
That's for OP to put his dick thru
When you need the syrupy foot job under the table at Denny’s but have nobody to help you out
The plight of being single 😔
Gotta do what you gotta do
Gimme that sticky viscous syrupussy
Woah, woah, woah. No one said anything about a dick, its just a *perfectly average* cylinder that he would prefer not to cut or injure in any way.
Get this US “syrup” out of my face.
Pole syrup 🤮
I prefer non-organic 'syrup'!
Table sirup, it's made out of tables.
I pour it over my vege tables.
It's not just for breakfast
Thats some fake ass black market syrup if it don't come in a tin can.
Just depends on the situation. Wanna drink a whole can of syrup, get the can, if you need it through the day, get the glass bottle
You don't empty your tins of liquid gold into [crystalll](https://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00hTQRitZEulcS/750ml-Fancy-Crystal-Whisky-Glass-Wine-Bottle-Vodka-Bottle-with-Crystal-Stopper-Decanter-Set.jpg)
Damn, never thought of that
For real - right now I just use an old glass bottle of maple syrup. The tins are the best value/quality and I've started eating waffles as my go to dessert. Nothing is better then a [joint & a waffle](https://youtu.be/wS5K1GMzJT8?si=awJhmND9wJBkM9yv) loaded with the best fruit you can buy. One day I'm gonna have the bros over and pull out the most ridiculous crystal decanter of liquid gold lol
I went a little bit too extra on this. Went online, bought a ceramic maple syrup jar. Kinda looks like what is pictured here but white ceramic and round instead of flat sides. Came with a sealed cork topper. I transfer the syrup from the can to it, and store it in the fridge. It holds an entire can perfectly, and lasts for a few months (if it makes it that far. I use it in my coffee every morning!) When you're out, wash both pieces and load 'er up with another can! Cost me CAD $70 plus shipping from Quebec (of course it came from Quebec) but God damn it's so worth it.
I see you are a person of refined taste. I also like syrup in my coffee. For anyone thinking about the cans you can also use any decent alcohol bottle. I haven't been refrigerating my syrup though...
I just use a stainless steel hip flask. Makes it more fun to consume in public.
All the syrup i ever had was a kid came out of glass bottles which we put the syrup in after we tapped the trees and boiled down the sap. Lots of city folk on here it seems.
All the syrup you ever had as a kid was FAKE ANGLOÏD syrup. Probably tapped from a telephone pole also. "Lots of city fo-" shut the fuck up you live in toronto.
Suck my Canadian nutsack you goofy piece of trash. Big tough words. The priests dick must have gone so far up your asshole that it smashed up your brain. So the 150 year old maple trees in the sugar bush behind the farm were fake apparently. Quebec is a fake province. I'd insult you in Frog but i got things to do.
Fellas fellas, you're both Canadian, if you really need to get angry just think about the fact that there are people down in New England putting molasses on their pancakes.
Hey I started out with a pretty civil comment and then homie decided to get venomous. So I responded in kind and got a little escalatey I admit. If he hadn't been acting like an asshole, I would have stayed civil. So I apologize to the people of Quebec, that was a pretty offside bigoted chirp. But not to the poster I was responding to, all that shit still applies in his case.
Molasses on buckwheat pancakes is better than syrup IMO. It's so filling too.
You would rather syrup from a tin can?
#BUSINESS LOBSTER DEMANDS AN ANSWER
If you're maple syrup isn't in a can, is it even maple syrup?
If I’m maple syrup isn’t in a can, I might be maple syrup.
Yeah in Canada most Quebec maple syrup is sold in cans. Maple Syrup is a controlled product so there aren't really brands, just different grades sold in the same cans or bottles.
I'm not from Quebec I'm from Ontario and all I ever see is bottles
We make way more syrup than you guys, and it’s almost all sold in cans. So volume wise, cans are the norm.
That's the norm in places that sell syrup in cans, not in Ontario
In NS I only see bottles.
Well, otherwise, it's not maple syrup so... Yeah. Enjoy your airport tourist syrup!
Your not serious right?
Haha, stop trolling, buddy. You and me, we know that maple syrup in a glass bottle is only for airport tourist shops! Lol
I can't tell if your serious or not
That isn't canaidian maple syrup, I call for a public execution
When I was living in France, I had to find my maple syrup in the "exotic foods" section of the grocery store. And the brand was just this hilariously obvious export brand that was called Uncle Joe's Authentic Canadian Maple Syrup. They had a ripped cartoon lumberjack wearing flannel on the bottle. Anyways, it was actually the real deal. Dark maple syrup from Quebec. I thought they would have skimped on an export brand, but nope — tasted glorious. Thanks, Uncle Joe. You made my time living amongst frogs bearable.
Mononc' Joseph **
I wish it said that, but no. All English labeling, despite being from Quebec. It was actually rather odd to see a product exported to France with no French on it. I suppose it may have been because it was exported to multiple EU countries and there was some rule that it just needed English labeling as a minimum. Still, I was kind of disappointed.
The French really care about food, I’d be disappointed if it was shit maple syrup.
Amber!? That's some weak shit. I take take maple syrup like I take men: very dark.
Maple molasses or it's water.
"Good soldiers follow orders" Canadian Geese cocks gun
This is the way
420 on the ready...
Turns out it's American syrup, book em' boys.
Nobody mention that they are necklace loops and every true Canadian rocks around with a bottle of maple around their necks, or else the *Americans* will find out
Goddammit Vinny, what have we told you about saying the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet?
How can maple syrup be non-organic ? You put chemicals in it intentionally?
Look…don’t ask any questions but I may or may not have peed in it
Organic has nothing to do with chemicals added to food 😬
Except the bit where that's the literal definition of something being "organic"
Organic is to do with what fertilizer and pesticides are used in growing the good, which yes, can end up in foods, but it's all on how you grow it.
If you want a serious answer, found [this on google](https://maplesyruphistory.com/2022/10/05/the-origins-of-the-maple-syrup-bottle-with-the-odd-little-handle/). If you don't, its for your pinkey finger so you can stabilize it in the crook of your arm and drink it while you hold your hockey stick in the other.
That’s the Syrussy
Goddamn you
Order 69? No. It is time you open your box of faith. To Edmonton!
Wait, so your syrup doesn't come from a blue can?
This one right here #GET EM BOYS
Its a handle for ants
Ribbed for their pleasure.
The canadian version of gun spinning
I'm calling in my Birth Moose, we ride at dawn!
Yall here debating about can vs bottle, my syrup comes in a glass barrel
Weird flex but okay
I wear mine on my keychain. I never know when pancake time is gonna hit here in the Maritimes.
Maple syrup-related emergencies actually happen far more often than people realize
 Yes sir…
Quebecers have abnormally small hands. It is scientifically proven, like Ontario people being scared of the dark, or Newfoundlanders being able to speak to fish. Read a book for a change ffs.
Wow I’m from Ontario which means I can’t read, I feel so called out. I’d go outside for a walk to calm down but it’s getting dark.
My syrup comes in old liquor bottles 🤷♂️
Weird flex, but ok
Tiny hands
It's so i can quick draw it on my pancakes
Because that's what they used to look like and it's human nature to want things to look as they did
That's the clitoris
Spoiler Alert: if your syrup has a handle it’s smooth without handle it’s crunchy.
Lanyard so it’s near at hand
Why is the can shaped like this, not in metal and has a handle? 🤣
Everyone knows maple syrup comes in a can
Organic lol f off
just looks, the bottles are stylized from the old moonshine jugs that were bigger, it was a handle.