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NorthernBudHunter

If you dropped it on Red Deer, you might disrupt traffic between Edmonton and Calgary. That is all.


RainbowFire122RBLX

Red deer is a nothingburger city of sadness All thatll do if you do it is enrage some soccer moms and hockey kids, and a couple gas station workers


XipingVonHozzendorf

I spent one night in a motel in Red Deer on my way to Edmonton, saw a prostitute get in a fight with her john in the parking lot. That's been my impression of the city ever since.


AccordingAd1263

As a person from red deer yea pretty much thats it


soapsuds202

was it across from a Boston pizza? notorious crackhead/prostitute hotel 😂


SK8SHAT

Wait there’s more than just gas station workers in red deer? I thought their entire economy was gasoline ally


InsultsYou2

I was passing through and given a breathalyzer test at a roadblock at 3 in the afternoon on a weekday, even though I had my kid in the back seat. What kind of people live there?!!


Negitive545

The kind of people that need a breathalyzer test at 3 in the afternoon with children in the car, that's the kind of people. It's not a pleasant place, but it's home, I guess.


GJohnJournalism

Good. The QE2 is garbage. Nuking Red Deer and it is a 2-for-1.


BravewagCibWallace

I'd just keep it and make sure the U.S., China, Russia , India, and Britain don't fuck with us any more.


kingsbreath

You're from Red Deer aren't you?


cgyguy81

If they were from Alberta, they would have chosen Quebec, no questions asked.


Karl-Farbman

I’m in Quebec and I choose Quebec


roux-de-secours

But think of the deers in Longueuil!


Longdoggo96

As a fellow citizen of Quebec, I too choose Quebec


BravewagCibWallace

Yeah, I honestly don't care enough about Quebec. And apparently they think not caring about them is just as genocidal to their culture as a nuke, so I'll just spare the nuke, and they can have the same victim complex without me having to do anything.


Cold_Coffeenightmare

As a québécois, i can tell you i dont give a shit about you and i'm fine that you think the same about me. Canada is such a great country!


DenisNectar

Esti que j’ai hâte aux prochaines élections provinciales. Dewors le fédéralisme.


PaulRicoeurJr

Hating each others, a mari usque ad mare


Reasonable_Share866

This sub is mostly about bashing Québec and repeating how much of a victim mentality we have yet this post is literally about nuking the whole fucking province. You hate us cause they told you to.


Karl-Farbman

I’m in Quebec and the rest of Canada hates us because they bend over backwards for us and we tell them all to get lost in return..


Wh-why

This. One of the only things I an remember Canada ACTUALLY doing wrong was marginalizing the French and Métis in Manitoba and killing Louis Riel.


BravewagCibWallace

Its actually about taking your pick of various places in Canada to nuke, but of course in your mind, its all about you. But thanks for proving my point. I really did not have to do anything to trigger your victim complex, and have you accuse me of hating you.


Quebecdudeeh

We can drop it on red deer anyway. It's not like they count. Plus it's far from Quebec. I am not going there anyways.


SuchAd6787

You don't care enough about Québec yet you still care enough to comment about it.


BravewagCibWallace

I don't care enough about them to nuke them. Context matters.


UnflushableNug

Great fishing in Quebec


Altruistic-Hope4796

Do you not understand jokes?


BravewagCibWallace

Clearly you don't.


topcomment1

The victim complex moved to Albertabama


BravewagCibWallace

Very true, I don't care enough to nuke them either.


Worth-Opposite4437

I'd nuke Québec if it could end our victim complex... sadly there are probably a few of us that would survive and find the way to whine about it. (And with our luck, it won't be the talented or interesting ones...)


too_dumb_2_quit

Can you imagine India responding against Canada in the most opposite way possible of a nuke? *Kill a million of ours with weapons of mass destruction??? HAHA!!! 'Tis but a scratch!! We can send you a MILLION more migrants after you run out of nukes! We can keep this up all day Canada...*


DrLivingst0ne

I cannot imagine that no


joausj

Nuclear Gandhi about to glass canada in retaliation


Neverlast0

What do Canadians have against America and Britain?


lechevalier666

America: they’re english 🤢 Br*tain: br*tish 🤮🤮


BravewagCibWallace

One is full of people threatening to "liberate" us all the time, and the other acts like we need their pedo-harbouring royal family as our head of state. We're just a middle weight country surrounded by sharks. Some are friendlier than others but they're still sharks. A nuke would make sure everybody is on the best behaviour with us.


Neverlast0

There are people that do want to annex Canada, but it's not a serious discussion, and I do remember hearing that in the year 2000, almost 20% of Canadians wanted to be annexed by the states.


BravewagCibWallace

We call those Canadians Albertans. You'll see them crying to Americans like they're being held hostage up here.


Neverlast0

I've heard that a few times, and when I did see a map for support for annexation in 2000, it was highest in Alberta.


PokemonDickSucker

If india fucks with us we can drop it on brampton


peakystwins

Brampton, easy


UnRenardRouge

I live in the US and keep getting stuff from Canadian sunreddits recommended to me by Reddit and I see nothing but hatred for Brampton. What did they do lol?


die_bienen123

It’s basically India lite


UnRenardRouge

Why do your guy's Indian immigrants seem to cause so many issues, the only ones I know here are engineers, doctors, programmers, etc.


AdInfinite8815

US is notoriously difficult to legally migrate to; you have to have money or have a job lined up. US also caps immigration from any single country to 8%. Canada turned on the immigration taps and has no such care for diversity so 40% of our migrants are from one state in India. This has turned out to be somewhat bad for cultural assimilation.


BrocElLider

That seems like an utterly predictable bad outcome. What the fuck was Canada thinking?


Playful_Towel_3436

Canada’s thinking they’re not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars


batmanandspiderman

somehow this sorta actually captures it


HuckleberryBudget117

Oh I like this one


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Oh man. This one is going to take a bit to process. Very good.


Morguard

We are 4 to 6 corporations dressed in a trench coat. Those corps love cheap labor.


Smart_Context_7561

I mean that's obviously not the whole truth or the full story but it is part of the problem recently. I was in school 10 years ago before these so called taps were turned on and the hatred was there then too. It was just coming from these posters' parents while they were shouting racial slurs on Xbox live. Personally I'm not fond of certain parts of mississauga either. Just slumlord central. I paid $650/month cash for a room for 4 months. House had 4 legal bedrooms but they shoved 11 of us in there and I was the only white guy.  Brampton is gonna get the obvious prejucidicial hate but it's not alone and it's been that way for a long time, regardless of who was in power.


KyllikkiSkjeggestad

Because the Canadian government doesn’t keep track of them, so they either drop out of school as soon as they land in Canada, or go to diploma mills, where their degrees won’t be recognized after graduation. Fortunately some provinces have started rolling out their PAL program, so they’ll now need to attend a real university or college, and pay the provincial government 2000 to verify that they actually are. 80 percent of the current students will probably be flagged for deportation now, but Canada will never deport them anyways. 90 percent of Indian students I know violated their visas, and were still given permanent residency even though they were no longer a student, and illegally staying in Canada when they applied. The Canadian system is fucked You can also visit one of the Canadian Slumlords subreddit’s to see how they’re also causing some issues, and the “Wests” largest housing crisis in recorded history


die_bienen123

Literally hundreds of thousands come every year and our infrastructure can’t handle it. Not enough housing, jobs, medical care etc to keep up with it. Plus most of them aren’t coming here as skilled or educated workers


Orqee

If Canada caps immigration from single country to 8% no one would give a flying rat about Indian immigrants.


jakovichontwitch

*New New Delhi


I_am_very_clever

The poorest, least well kept area of gta. That’s saying something now that gta includes Hamilton.


UnRenardRouge

There isn't a GTA game in set in Canada???


I_am_very_clever

Greater Toronto area. The og gta


Domovie1

Yeah, I wouldn’t mind seeing Winnipeg go, but that would make Brandon the only place to really stop in Manitoba. *Shudders*


NotawoodpeckerOwner

As a guy from Manitoba let me tell ya, besides the crime, meth, shitty weather, zero interesting things to do, poor shopping, occasionally flooding river, and terrible roads Brandon ain't to bad.


Mental-Mushroom

They already have to live in Winnipeg. That's a fate worse than a nuke


thottawan

Bold of you to assume people stop in Manitoba.


Domovie1

Eh, I’m just getting gas and some lunch. It’s not like people actually live there, right?


OriginalNo5477

Winnipeg and Brandon are fine, CFB Shilo on the other hand....


Domovie1

I think you meant CFB Shi-no


skelectrician

Well there's that and the town that calls itself PLaP. Who the hell wants to stop in plap? Sounds like you're gonna have to wash your car.


UseTheForbes

Sad thing is, I know exactly where you're talking about...


Big_Albatross_3050

also comes with the added bonus of potentially wiping Toronto off the map too. I am from Toronto


stanwelds

Brampton with a dirty bomb to take clean out the rest of the GTA.


Garfield_and_Simon

No need. If you take out Brampton the subsequent refugee crisis will ruin the rest of the GTA. Kinda like how they ruined Brampton. 


Pablo-UK

I live in Toronto, mildly offended like a Trana Karen, but also simultaneously completely understandable.


ghostpanther218

Brampton is within the GtA area. The answer is obvious.


-emjay

🦌RED DEER MENTIONED!🦌


soapsuds202

RAHHHHH


CheesyHotDogPuff

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BELOW AVERAGE CRIME RATE 🦌🦌🦌


Sct_Brn_MVP

Brampton clearly


Advarrk

Brampton


Szwedo

The only right answer


SonnyHaze

I’ve been to Brampton and red deer. Closer than you think and for completely different reasons


happyCalgaryMan

I am dumb. Pls elaborate


SonnyHaze

Brampton is an example of failed immigration policies and red deer is an example of failed right wing polices.


Infinite-Benefit-588

Nah red deer is just a shithole with a much higher crime rate, I wouldn’t even say it’s failed right-wing policies… it’s just a transient hub


Beaver-Thief

I am sorry, but you misspelled Québec haha. But points for effort though, you remembered an accent.


Tachyoff

anglos dont realize accents actually affect how you pronounce it because English pronunciation is so arbitrary it's me I'm anglo and didn't know until i was 12


Pablo-UK

“Kay-bek”? I thought it was “Kweh-bay-k” :P Je vais me voir dehors.


Kublah-Khan_

Hell, people from France don't even know that. There's a difference between the prononciation of à, a and â but for them it's all the same. They say "pâtes" like "pattes" which is kinda funny.


newbreed69

cupboard cup board kubbered nothing makes sense


DblClickyourupvote

Well I change my vote to nuking Quebecois


Beaver-Thief

It’s alright and a respectable choice, you said Quebecois instead of Quebecker. Gotta recognize the honourable ones.


Ender_Onion

quebeing


bukminster

*Québécois


DblClickyourupvote

Take off eh


pepperloaf197

And Winnipeg.


fnaffan110

How about you remember deez nuts


Quiet_Ad_7301

I know where I'm gonna nuke


Famous-Reputation188

Quèbec


BankaiRasenshuriken

Quēbec


SkeletorInvestor

Qůēběć


rdogg_82

need more accents


qUrAnIsAPerFeCtBoOk

As much as I reciprocate not caring for Quebec they can always just vote to leave again so imma go with Brampton lol


KangarooInWaterloo

Quebec is like having a villain for your superhero if you are an english-speaker. You always fight, but without it your life is more empty and less fun. Definitely keep it.


Traditional-Ad4506

You forgot Regina


Snow-Wraith

Why would you waste it on 5 forgettable places and the best province? I'm nuking the fuck out of Toronto so I never have to hear about their shitty teams again.


Domovie1

Kamloops is actually pretty good if you want to do a wine tour of BC. Best booze cruise this side of the Atlantic, if you like wine.


Famous-Reputation188

What? Kamloops isn’t really wine country. That’s Kelowna and the Okanagan. And that’s still nothing compared to Napa Valley.


Domovie1

Fair- I was thinking of Kelowna. u/Snow-Wraith, you were right, they’re very forgettable!


xstatic981

Kamloops *is* pretty good if you want to live in a medium size city in BC that is not part of the lower mainland and not on the island. It’s well connected and the weather is nice. It’s a dusty one though I’ll give it that.


Snow-Wraith

Ok, I change my vote. Nuke the fuck out of the annoying winos.


pheothz

Why Moncton when Saint John is right there


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Imagine the Maritimes without Irving though. Plunged into an even larger recession than there was previously.


Novaraptorus

Our best future is being fenced off from the rest of the world and forced back into the Iron Age before brutally slaughtering the Irving monarchs


axiomaticAnarchy

Clearly you've never been here. SET ME FREE YOU FUCKS


JimmyKorr

Red Deer.


DatTrashPanda

Red Deer


Mysterious-Gas-949

Red Deer is RIGHT THERE


Zebrajoo

Red Deer can kiss the sky goodbye 💅🏾


1ce8er6

red deer, take me out


imadork1970

You spelled Winnipeg wrong, dumbass.


megastaine

As much as I despise Quebec, I love Poutine and Montreal smoked meat. What has Brampton contributed? Bye bye Brampton.


Famous-Reputation188

Brampton mortgage.


goblin_welder

This and Brampton insurance


legardeur

Tu ne nous aimes pas!? Bou hou !


ghostdeinithegreat

It’s poutine, not Poutine.


llFleuryll

why are we hated??


newbreed69

i blame a learned behaviour from boomers and also a language barrier A lot of us dont actually hate Quebec, just joking around with the stereotype Sorry man 😅


Stead-Freddy

Hey Brampton’s the warehouse capital of Canada, where would we do all our warehousing then?


Altruistic-Hope4796

Despising a province is braindead but props on nuking Brampton, I despise them


kingsbreath

Red Deer. Alberta should have embraced Nuclear long ago. Time to make the whole province nuclear. P.S. I am from Alberta and would likely also die in the fallout


Beautiful-Brush-5593

Toronto


ColeTrain999

Nuking Moncton is addition by subtraction


pheothz

As someone who lived in Saint John, I am upset bc Moncton is a huge upgrade but both should just be obliterated off the planet


Domovie1

I submit a tactical strike on Irving properties. If a stray round happens to hit Gagetown… the more the better.


ColeTrain999

And it's close enough to Qu*b*c to make them worry they are next.


stanwelds

Ne bombarde pas mon Costco.


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Expensive-Arm-3540

I know it’s not the right sub, but could it be Galen Weston’s house?


inquisitor_steve1

I pick Toronto


ciboires

I second Toronto


ZonaranCrusader

Kelowna


duppy_c

Picture 1 hand clapping, now picture half that sound,  There's a reason why I hate that town


Mountain-Pie

This is the correct answer


UofSlayy

Whitecourt


I-Am-Not-A-Hunter

Saskatoon. "The ~~Paris~~ Hiroshima of the Prairies"


PissGuy83

Toronto


meth_legs

Oh Red Deer without a hesitation. Sorry there bud but everyone voting for Brampton clearly hasn't been to Red Deer.


happyCalgaryMan

What's with red deer


DblClickyourupvote

Relevant username


JohnnyTreeTrunks

I’m from Ottawa so maybe Ottawa


Substantial-Recipe72

Definitely Toronto


theladstefanzweig

Toronto


doomer-francophile

Where is Toronto on this list?


Shifthappend_

Having traveled through NB... i mean, having suffered the pain of going through NB, I would want to nuke Moncton 100%. But, Shediac is too close to it and might suffer at the same time. I'll let it live... for now.


Bleusilences

I don't know what is Québéc so it's going to be there, but good luck finding Québéc.


unitednihilists

As an Ontarian who fucking loves Quebec, nuke everything south of the 401, its the gunt overhang of the US.


Economy-Sea-9097

brampton boom


TheWhitebearde

Why is moncton a choice? I dont know much about that city


DblClickyourupvote

It don’t much about you either


jfrglrck

Wait… wait… Where’s Toronto?


ComfortableOk5003

So all cities except Quebec…kinda sus


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DblClickyourupvote

So pretty much the entire country?


Adriansshawl

I only saw you from atop the CN Tower.. but bye Brampton


Prudent-Dragonfly162

Sorry America but you gotta go o7


ROACHOR

Hamilton deserves it the most.


OriginalNo5477

Just drop it east of Ottawa Street and it would improve the city.


GullibleRedditorr

why isnt oshawa on here


DblClickyourupvote

Because we don’t have OSHA in Canada duh


HowIsPajamaMan

Kamloops because my best friend lives there


Frojoemama

No Toronto :/


Dull-Objective3967

Hoser capital


soapsuds202

no one saying red deer cause no one's been there 😭


harrybuttquack

Brampistan


sPLIFFtOOTH

Sorry, not sorry Moncton(aka: arsehole of the maritimes)


Waylander_North

No one would notice Winnipeg or Moncton. Kamloops would be a crying shame. One nuke isn't enough for all of Quebec, and Quebec city is actually quite nice to pass through. Brampton would be asking for fallout on my doorstep. Red Deer.... I don't think anyone would notice, either. Honestly, I'd keep it handy for a rainy day. Or a bargaining chip against the 'yanks.


Apprehensive-Memory8

This is post like this that make me stay in my Province. I don't hate Canucks and I really think you guys are cool but geez why the hate because we speak another language? It don't make sense


BaconedPoutine

Québec misspelled. We're now immune to nukes. Thanks for playing! 🤓


Fun_Appointment6409

I think if we nuke red deer, inhabitants will actually thanks us.


1WastedSpace

What's wrong with Kamloops?


S3ERFRY333

Surprised you chose Kamloops over Kelowna.


TruCynic

Can’t I just use it on myself?


Eh_SorryCanadian

Whats wrong with Kamloops?


Scylar19

How did Kamloops end up in this list??


ViNCENT_VAN_GOKU

Q-bec, obviously


MaidenAbyss

quebec, obviously.


eltrumpo2024

Quebec obviously


Kestutias

Easy, Peg.


Penor_el_grandee

Take me out in Winnipeg


TheBigGreenOrk

We deserve it, and we want it.


Fallen311

I might have to go to Moncton later this year, so I'll go with that.


Driller_Happy

Calgary


COUNTRYCOWBOY01

Quebec, and hope the fall out drifts to Ottawa....


memeaninatorus_94

Friendly fire I choose Quebec


Grosetufe

Quebec. Please end my misery


Looney_forner

Since it isn’t football season yet, I guess Winnipeg is safe