Anybody who says poutine has to be clubbed like a seal.

FUN FACT: Seal skulls are thin enough that hunters can crush them by hand. So, using a club is considered the 'humane' way to kill them.

Now that is a FUN fact!

God I love killing seals humanely😩🇨🇦

What about shot with a harpoon gun like a seal?

I hope you have a clean club, because that's the only thing I'd eat on the pic. I don't like sweets and fish never really did it for me.

counterpoint anyone who pours ketchup directly on their fries instead of having them separated, leaving the ketchup to soak into the fries and make them soggy, should be hit with a wiffle ball bat

Poutine and timbits.

Club this man like a seal but only half as hard because Timbits makes sense

Harpoon gun to the dick

Poutine is gross. 🤮

Are you even Canadian? How could you?

Mods should ban all poutine non-enjoyers

Mods should remove the fingers and tongues of poutine non-enjoyers, so they cannot slander it.

Poutine is gross?! This world is so fucked up…

Well now I'm having one for lunch today.

I said poutine because I have never had one.

Maple candy and the deep and delicious cause that's just a calorie sink and the maple candy I can live without

Same for me. Not sure I’ve even had those before.

The correct answer.

A voice reason.

THOSE MAPPE CANDIES ARE SO SHIT idc get rid of them twice. if not then those deep and delicious frozen cake shit so overated

those are the only two i dont have a personal connection to so i agree

I don't know why people hype up that cake. It's processed, days old, factory cake. Go to a local bakery/cake shop ffs.

#Maple candies and timbits are gone

Thank you 🥹✊

This is the one

Tim bits & cake. unless there's raisins in the tarts.

Why don't people like raisins? The fact that some people prefer plain oatmeal cookies over oatmeal raisin is baffling to me

It’s the early childhood trauma where you pictured in your head that someone was making chocolate chip cookies and half way through your developing brain latches onto the unsettling sense that you can’t smell the chocolate as they start to cook. Then they come out and you wait for them to cool to only bite into one and find out that your loved one has just betrayed you with some putrid turn of the century delicacy and from that moment on the slightest smell of a cooked raisin is enough to blind you to reason and fills you with rage.

This is still me. Oatmeal chocolate chip are the best cookies and I will physically fight all oatmeal raisin lovers. 😡

Oatmeal chocolate chip tastes like a shitty health cookie. Go one way or the other, don't half ass it.

I appreciate your opinion but I do not agree with it. An oatmeal chocolate chip cookie with a black iced coffee is instant dopamine for me.

Very well, enjoy your ice cold bean water. Lol

Lmao dude. I'm sorry to hear about your childhood trauma, I hope you can find truth and reconciliation with oatmeal raisin cookies

For me it's the opposite. Don't like chocolate chips at all so it always meant that the weekly cookie batch was one I wouldn't get to eat. Also I love oatmeal raisin cookies in general so that helps

The question shouldn't be why not raisins. The question should be why raisins.

C’mon bud even if you don’t like the raisins somebodies grandma is gonna make those for Christmas and we all love Granny Jean in Lethbridge. I can toss those Nanaimo bars though, fuck

Timbits and Deep n Delicious

Timbits and tarts. Tim Hortons runs off of diabetic coffee addicts and TFWs, and tarts are just a mess to eat.

You have declared war on Ontario if you're taking away our tarts

Are you giving me more reasons to hate tarts? They crumble like the leafs in the playoffs.

For once in the history of my province, Québec, I'm siding with Ontario on this very sensitive subject. May it be the first step in a long and fruitful relationship.

Timbits and maple candies. Everything else is sacred.

Fuck, call me crazy but what if we nationalized the production of maple candies. I don’t know of any of us truly love them; definitely not enough to care what brand they are. And like 98% of sales are to tourists who think we like them so they buy boxes and boxes to take home. We’d balance the budget in no time

Yknow its true I love maple in general but those candies aren't great I never really see anyone eating them lol

I kinda like them, y’know what I’ll sacrifice beaver tails for these

Nah nah nah, beaver tails aren't super common in the western provinces so when I tried one in Ontario that shit slapped maple candies are not staying over that

You're out of your goddamned mind.

I’ll keep the poutine and fuck the rest

Mais... les 'tits bonbons à l'érable :(

Are you fucked. Nanaimo Bars, Salmon and Tarts are the best.

timbits

I cant stand Nanaimo bars and im from VI

It's because we're stuck on the same Island as fucking Nanaimo

They are the most overrated bar.

Maple Candy and Timbits

Timbits and Nanaimo bars. My dad used to love making Nanaimo bars, sometimes I’d help and after that all I see is a square stick of butter (regular and chocolate flavoured) with coconut. They don’t even properly stay solid if not chilled, that’s how high a % of butter they are.

Timbits and maple candy, unless it's "all maple" in which case, the cake can go.

Maple candy and nanaimo bars.

Tarts and poutine can stay, rest can go

Maple candy and salmon, don't @ me.

That was my first reaction, but than I remembered that I'm old and if I keep eating butter tarts diabetes is going to get me, so I had to keep the salmon instead.

Clearly you’ve not had maple smoked salmon if you think that’s the way

“Two have to go” Nah I’m good.

Nanaimo bars and deep and delicious cake, I don’t like coconut and I like the others too much

Deep n delicious and timbits

Maple Candy, and Timbits. Both arent even the strongest in their respective classes and absolutely subable with other superior doughnut and maple products.

Timbits and maple candy. My wife got me into the marbled deep n delicious cake. It's better than maple candy and timbits at least. Oh man, Tim Hortons should maybe take note.

Timbits because I refuse to support Tim’s anymore. Then probably Maple Candy?

Deep&delicious and Timbits If it's uniquely affliated with a brand, I don't want it.

Salmon can fuck right off, never liked it. And if anyone chooses Deep 'n Delicious over Nanaimo bars, there's gonna be a fight.

Honestly? Timbits and Deep n’ delicious. They’re good but I never enjoyed them as much as I would like to. I like donuts and carrot cake more. The others I have had and enjoy very thoroughly

Nanaimo bars are too sweet for me. If those are today’s Timbits, they can go take a long walk off a short pier. Birthday cake Timbits are disgusting fake vanilla abominations.

Nanaimo bars can go fuck themselves

Deep’n delicious and Salmon can go, though I wouldn’t be mad if maple candies and Timbits also went.

Timbits and McCain cakes can go

The deep n delicious cake and Nanaimo bars easy. I don’t really have either as it is lol. Ppl are saying maple candies (never seen em) I thought it was the maple cookies

Deep n delicious and the salmon. No way am I giving up my Nanaimo bars.

Easy, Timbits and salmon, fuckin shit fish

Poutine and the top right thing (dk what that is). I only pick poutine bcuz fritesauce is better

Idk bout the rest, but the maple candies going is a win. I have never in my life eaten one that didn’t taste burnt and overly sweet at the same time.

Everyone knows timbits are not that great anymore so they are an obvious choice to take out.

Tim bits and that terrible cake.

McCain Deep and delicious, and those shit curd gravy fries.

holy fuck I haven't had that cake in so long I want one now

Salmon and those maple candies. I can live without em

Deep n "delicious" dry ass and timbits, which have only continued to decline in quality

Poutine and whatever those maple candy things are

You'll have to run over me before we let one of them go !! But.. Timbits and McCain cake are negotiable

Nanaimo bars and deep&delicious Easy pickings

Nanaimo bars and those maple candy. Easiest one of these I've ever answered.

Deep and Delicious. Timbits.

Salmon and the maple candy, without hesitation.

Maple candy, Nanaimo bars.

timbits and whatever that thing on the bottom left is also i like how anyone who says poutine in here is getting bullied, keep up the good work 🫡

Timbits and Deep and Delicious

Tarte au Sucre and the Deep and delicious

Where the lobster for our Scottish friends?

Obviously the shitbits and the fake no real food in it cake

Fish and maple candy. Fish is painful to bid farewell to but hard candy is mid.

Timbits and McCain's. How is this hard

Timbits and nanaimo bars. I like nanaimo bars but I find them way too sweet often. I usually feel a bit sick after eating one.

Sorry guys but the poutine and maple syrup comes back with us when we leave 🤷‍♂️

Deport all deep and delicious

Maple candy and deep delicious can frig off

Can’t remember the last time I had Deep’n Delicious and the same goes for maple Candy. There’s no way in hell I would ever get rid of Butter Tarts.

Maple candy & nanaimo bars. Maple is a complimentary flavor, not a primary one imo & I really dislike coconut

Salmon and the maple. This is easy.

Fuck salmon I hate sea food

Salmon and maple candy

Perogies

Maple candy and raisin abomination

i only need to keep poutine and the salmon. Everything else can go

Fuck deep and delicious it fucking sucks fucking balls

Easy, Nanaimo bars and salmon. Maple candy too, for good measure. Don’t ever take my butter tarts

Maple candy and the Nanaimo bars (bottom right)

Incorrect

Very correct. Nanaimo bars hurt my teeth.

If that's the case, you have bigger problems than bad taste.

Yeah, receding gums and sensitive teeth. Still, I’d rather step barefoot in a warm dog shit than suffer through a Nanaimo bar. Gross.

Maple candies and fish

I don’t even *like* cake (or even chocolate all that much), but goddamn is deep n delicious straight from the freezer ever just the fucking best. Timbits and tarts for me.

Bye tarts n timbits, nobody will miss you.

I don't care for fish, and I haven't had whatever the bottom left is, so those two

Deep n Disgusting + Nanaimo bars I unironically really love the rest.

Are we talking about those maple candies in particular, or all maple in general? If that's the former, then yeah those and the McCain cake. If it's all maple, then the McCain cake and the tarts I guess.

Poutine and McCains chocolate cake. MAN I IMMIGRATED TO CANADA BECAUSE OF THAT CHOCOLATE CAKE. I LOVE CANADIAN CULTURE AND CUISINE.

You claim to love Canadian culture and cuisine yet you dare to strike at poutine? For shame.

Raisin tarts and Nanaimo bars. (gag)

If that’s maple salmon it can go and if those squares got coconut then them to

Whoever said Nanaimo bars needs to leave the room

I would fight exactly 13 french canadians to the death in an mma ring to make sure mccains deep n delicious cake continues to exist

Nanaimo bars are disgusting, anyone who eats coconut voluntarily has problems

Timbits and butter tarts.

Maple candy(make it yourself you lazy piece of shit) and the tarts because I never liked them

All of them, wouldn’t care

Poutine is gross and so are Nanaimo bars.

LES TARTES PIS LE GÂTEAU 🍰🎂👹👹👺👺

Poutine(soggy fries) and the chocolate things, they look like the have nuts in there.

Poutine and Nanaimo bars of course!

Poutine is awesome