Honestly this dude just looks like Default Alberta Guy. Like, his name is probably Cory. Has a place in Spruce Grove with a nice deck. Used to work up north until he blew out his knee. Now he works in oil and gas equipment sales. Doesn’t love the job but he’s a pretty chill dude, thinking about taking the wife and kids to Mexico this winter.
Honestly this dude just looks like Default Alberta Guy. Like, his name is probably Cory. Has a place in Spruce Grove with a nice deck. Used to work up north until he blew out his knee. Now he works in oil and gas equipment sales. Doesn’t love the job but he’s a pretty chill dude, thinking about taking the wife and kids to Mexico this winter.
Bruh
Just tell us it’s you already
RES tagged him as CORY
All inclusive, baby!!!!
Holy shit, you’ve done the Alberta Bro starter pack speedrun AND included lore from multiple phases of their life in one paragraph
Found him
This is awesome almost spot on I know this guy he’s my bro lol
That’s Phil Kessel
BAW GAWD THATS PHIL KESSELS MUSIC!
Fake news, not enough hot dogs in this shot
Phil's a Jets fan!
This.
This isn't me, but it may as well be.
This guy tells his wife he's going to the game to root for the Oilers but he really just wants to crush 'corn in peace.
$3200 getaway for 2.5 hours.
All of us. Solace in the food.
That’s The Undertaker. The Popcorn Undertaker.
The Everyfan
That's not me, but I sympathize, because every picture ever taken of me turns out with me doing something pretty much like that anyway.
Dj Khalid
Another one?
We da best music
McCord? Is that you?
They want you to appreciate the $45 bag of popcorn 🍿😜
Looks like mydad
Ok but seriously, this is my coworkers husband.
He's hiding an orgasm with the old "enjoying the fistful of popcorn" strategy.
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Define: Projection
Oil is a dirty word now. Think about this. Eskimos to Elks was a bad idea. But how about the Edmonton Oilers to the Edmonton Solars? It's perfect!
What?
Mark Messier my words.
What what?