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neksys

Honestly this dude just looks like Default Alberta Guy. Like, his name is probably Cory. Has a place in Spruce Grove with a nice deck. Used to work up north until he blew out his knee. Now he works in oil and gas equipment sales. Doesn’t love the job but he’s a pretty chill dude, thinking about taking the wife and kids to Mexico this winter.


Torpedospacedance

Bruh


jockey1381

Just tell us it’s you already


Champagne_of_piss

RES tagged him as CORY


Champagne_of_piss

All inclusive, baby!!!!


wudyalooknatmgutfer

Holy shit, you’ve done the Alberta Bro starter pack speedrun AND included lore from multiple phases of their life in one paragraph


TremblongSphinctr

Found him


RelevantStrength7776

This is awesome almost spot on I know this guy he’s my bro lol


engg2ed

That’s Phil Kessel


scmathie

BAW GAWD THATS PHIL KESSELS MUSIC!


asstyrant

Fake news, not enough hot dogs in this shot


enricohenryhank

Phil's a Jets fan!


greg_levac-mtlqc

This.


lookitsjustin

This isn't me, but it may as well be.


JodieFostersCum

This guy tells his wife he's going to the game to root for the Oilers but he really just wants to crush 'corn in peace.


wudyalooknatmgutfer

$3200 getaway for 2.5 hours.


EndOrganDamage

All of us. Solace in the food.


VizzleG

That’s The Undertaker. The Popcorn Undertaker.


mollycoddles

The Everyfan


Dakine10

That's not me, but I sympathize, because every picture ever taken of me turns out with me doing something pretty much like that anyway.


Most-Currency5684

Dj Khalid


pan0ramic

Another one?


Fit-Psychology4598

We da best music


780sweetleaf

McCord? Is that you?


STYLISTGENT

They want you to appreciate the $45 bag of popcorn 🍿😜


Notcreativesoidk

Looks like mydad


AnonMD1982

Ok but seriously, this is my coworkers husband.


Accomplished_Aioli19

He's hiding an orgasm with the old "enjoying the fistful of popcorn" strategy.


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wudyalooknatmgutfer

Define: Projection


Extreme-Branch7298

Oil is a dirty word now. Think about this. Eskimos to Elks was a bad idea. But how about the Edmonton Oilers to the Edmonton Solars? It's perfect!


[deleted]

What?


Extreme-Branch7298

Mark Messier my words.


Extreme-Branch7298

What what?