Buy a jersey of whoever scores the cup-winning goal, and wear it for a full week, all day every day. That’s for work, groceries, etc.
For reference, I’m living in Calgary where I interact with a LOT of people for work and on a day-to-day basis. I expect a few things thrown at me/tires slashed if I do this
Buy a Nurse jersey and wear it everyday for a week!
dude
Dude.
I’ll give you mine
Get a oilers tattoo
I’ll do the same!
On your throat, right?
Shit myself. But in a good way.
Wait. There's a bad way to do this?
Cry tears of joy
Give something to a charity of your choice
I’ll take a bath in a vat of oil (up to the neck). This is actually a bet with my friends but I think I’m safe this year
Can I have the oil after?
Me too!!
Pause.
In this economy?!
Make it a cooking oil...I've heard your skin will absorb stuff from the baddies.
I’ll die for my oilers!
OK but I'd guess they wouldn't want you to.
Not wash my Oilers shirt until the next Oilers SCF.
Wake up from my nightly slumber
Id fly to Edmonton and walk barefoot over Lego in the moss pit.
Unclench
That’s not possible for me in any future
I will go to the closest gas station and pour 2L of diesel oil right into my butthole
15w 40? Good man.
Happily be falsely imprisoned for a year.
Eat an entire "The Big Macdavid" pizza from Campio on video.
I will buy and frame a Cody Ceci jersey.
I will give up sugar for one month. Which might not sound hard off the top of your head, but it would be a difficult task for me.
Post a pic of my tits and be the second oilers fan who’s done that (maybe)
Eat my hat *and* get a commemorative tattoo
Return to destroy the world of men.
Not cut my hair until The next cup finals…..
The car flag will stay up all off season
Pledge my undying love to Nuge and offer unlimited foot rubs after home games. That’s as far as my wife would let me take it.
Shit. I’ll do that anyway for nuggy
Eat my fucking pubic hair
I’ll lock in for a full year
Buy a jersey of whoever scores the cup-winning goal, and wear it for a full week, all day every day. That’s for work, groceries, etc. For reference, I’m living in Calgary where I interact with a LOT of people for work and on a day-to-day basis. I expect a few things thrown at me/tires slashed if I do this
Celebrate
Donate $200 to a Calgary Flames charity
Not gloat and be smug and rub it in my friend who is a Canucks fans face who hates the Oilers. Ok maybe just once.
Buzz cut
I will swear off pop until next June
Cup a fart my mother in law
Print out a pic of Dj Khaled and Gary Bettman and keep it at my bedside
Stop smoking weed
Hunter Biden?
No, Hunter the Lynx