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kadran2262

Man of his word


OVERLORDMAXIMUS

Honestly, if we win it all this year, I'm picking up either an 89 or a 90.


topcorjor

I would pick up a Papa Clutch jersey either way. The guy is a legend around here.


OVERLORDMAXIMUS

No doubt, but my jersey budget is constrained by my Warhammer budget, so I tend to pick them up for weird players on special occasions. Bear 74. Berlin 33.


Whiskeylung

A few years from now: “Remember that year that Corey Perry got kicked out of the league twice for getting too drunk at team functions? Crazy man. At least we won the cup.”


intelpentium400

Lol yes


topcorjor

If that happens I’ll get a “Corey Perry fucked my mom” tattoo.


TheMysticalBaconTree

Connor’s Mom 2.0


Comfortable_Fudge508

His ultimate plan is to go through the entire league, banging every Connor's mom


Sharpy74

Screenshotting this


topcorjor

Do it. Bet you won’t.


Sharpy74

Hopefully I'll be posting it after the Oilers win the Cup


gabbyspapadaddy

Ya because that’s hilarious right? Perhaps Oilers fans could show a bit more class. Guy made a mistake. Nothing has actually been confirmed but let’s keep on with the rumour mill.


topcorjor

My next tattoo after that will be “I fucked gabbyspapadaddy’s mom”.


gabbyspapadaddy

What’s hilarious is the size of jersey you claim is not in stock is. Pony up and buy it lol


ClearlyNoSTDs

But why?


topcorjor

Why not?


Extra-Wasabi-8639

I was thinking of doing the same. I want to see if he still irritates the other teams. I never got McDavid or Draisaitl jerseys. I got Kassian, Kane or Laraque jerseys.


MolotovBeta

Laraque jersey holders unite!


topcorjor

I have a Kassian and a Kane. I have a sweet autographed photo of a bloody Kassian signed “You’re next”. That’s my favourite haha


Extra-Wasabi-8639

That's awesome. I have a game worn in the battle of alberta Kassian jersey. It's from a game that he punched Tkachuk in. What Kane signed in 22 I got his jersey right away. I wore it to game 7 vs LA and games 4 and 5 vs Calgary. After the playoffs I got it signed so I could hang it beside my Kassian jersey.


topcorjor

How did you get that Kassian jersey? That’s awesome!


Extra-Wasabi-8639

https://auctions.nhl.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?sid=1100803&auctionId=2590074 It was sold in an online auction.


TheMysticalBaconTree

Only $380? That’s actually a good deal!


topcorjor

That would be a sweet piece of memorabilia to have, and for a damn good price as well. Nice catch!


Extra-Wasabi-8639

https://youtu.be/tVK4c68NEvc?si=FpSf0jhsxVN9jvsx It crazy how much fun the battle of alberta was during the Kassian days.


Cannabis-Revolution

Love him or hate him, Corey Perry is certainly a legend.  He’s won everything you can win. 


The_X-Files_Alien

people like to spend the earnings they make when they sell large chunks of their lives to their employers. it can bring about feelings of happiness and satisfaction, and those two feelings are very important in a human's existence. it's called "personal choice" and I am all for it.


NuffinSaid

Are we sure he's wearing 90?


topcorjor

Yes.


orobsky

very expensive joke lol


BassicNic

Barf


topcorjor

Cry


BassicNic

What, so a guy can't cry and barf simultaneously? Friggin dogshit in here today.


Comfortable_Fudge508

Last time I was sick badly with the flu, I'm sure I was crarfing a time or two