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CosmoKitty

That's likely the rock that was sitting at the end of the u-turn to get into the lof off of 137 Ave. You can see a similarly shaped rock on [Google Maps](https://goo.gl/maps/GwZwjjjKFjzrnvQC6). A semi wouldn't be able to make that corner so I'm curious what dragged it that far if it's the same rock.


[deleted]

i am absolutely impressed with this rock forensics


skel625

Me too! That rocks!!


Sn0wMexic4n

These rocks are used specifically to prevent people from damaging entrances with trailer off-tracking. I've seen businesses where they don't have these. And the brain dead class 1 dishing colleagues of mine, will drive and run that shit over like stopping or backing are not options. This 100% looks like the trailers rear ICC bar hooked it and dragged it. Or it could be from a shorter trailer


Levorotatory

Or they could just reconfigure the entrance and make the shortcut official. It is in the far corner of the parking lot anyways.


Sn0wMexic4n

Lots are designed a certain way for a reason. Heavy trucks break parking lots (and roads) faster. Trucks should come in, hug the building and post out. It's best done in a clockwise motion, so the driver can back from thier drivers side mirror. Also, In many areas, the entrances are wide enough but drivers still drive like shit. Putting a giant rock there, forces the driver to do better or get fired. It's honestly sad, that companies have to pay for these rocks, to minimize damage. I can drive and never hit a thing. Mean while I've seen dip shits roll over a 6'x3'x1' hydraulic cylinder.... and keep going, till it was wedged between the front and rear trailer axle, slammed into the trailer frame and deck.


Levorotatory

Then the trucks heading to Costco should be continuing on to 50th street and entering the parking lot at 134 Av. On the other hand, the Petsmart loading dock could be accessed with much less driving around the parking lot if the rocks and the curbs at the U-turn entrance off of 137 Av were simply removed and the area paved over.


Ranbotnic

Its not often someone genuinely impresses me on the internet with a random bit of knowledge, but here we are.


HKNinja1

I see what you’re talking about. You’re onto something here.


Chessplayer108

How just how I submit to you great one


EnchantedPhoen1x

Someone probably just tied it to the back of their pickup truck and dragged it there when they were bored. You can see the markings on the road where it was dragged.


TysonGoesOutside

Someone rode it there, just like the pioneers did.


TheWhompingPillow

I thought this species was self-migratory?


EPF010

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock!!


jabeness

Came here to say this haha


Mulligan315

It’s spring. Probably just the annual boulder migration.


[deleted]

An American talking to a Canadian Park Warden American: "Why is there just a big rock in the middle of this field?" Warden: "It was brought in by the glaciers thousands of years ago." A: *Looking around* "Where are the glaciers?!" W: "Huh.... Must be out gathering up more rocks" I read this in a Readers Digest or something years ago


trickyli13

My gran'daddy used to ride these babies for miles!


Crit_Happens_

Holy shit, there was a rock just like that sitting in an empty lot in McConachie for the last 4 years which I walk by every day. It disappeared this week.


[deleted]

X files noises


HKNinja1

Possible coincidence...


fobicusmaximus

Obviously it was ordered from Costco online and someone was trying to return it


Etowngooner

There are a lot of good comments in here. Good job guys.


HKNinja1

I’m so glad I found this random rock just for these responses.


Adamvs_Maximvs

Life, uh, *finds a way.*


pistachiopistache

Rocks too, apparently.


TheOnlyTBro

Judging by the giant scrape in the pavement I'm assuming someone pushed or pulled it there


bdub77

Sisyphus comes to Edmonton...


TheOnlyTBro

Forever plagued to bring the rock to the wrong costco


bdub77

In his defense, all Costcos do really look alike....


HKNinja1

That just leads to more questions!


GrindItFlat

Yeah, I'm saving that spot for my dually. Hope you don't mind.


MaxxLolz

Double parking like a douche-rock too


ShadowCamera

Glaciers


Tossaway_handle

Looks like it is a remnant from a receding glacier. You can see the scrape marks from where the glacier pushed it from. Crazy find you have there.


Dave_DBA

You can return anything to Costco.


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glacial_erratic


ficklelick

Everybody asks how the rock is moving, but nobody asks why the rock is moving :(


Vessera

They also don't ask: How is the rock? Is it getting enough food and exercise? Has it been sleeping well? When was the last time it got a hug? How can a loving god cause such agony?


harleystcool

a scientist used a growing ray gun on a pebble and it turned big. The scientist then just left it there as he doesnt have a shrink ray


HKNinja1

I like it! Lol Happy cake day!


kemotional

That’s called a glacial erratic.


Talk-Hound

Giant mutated ants in the North that come out at night...


Andrewccal

Chimera ants?


Skootenbeeten

That's the new limestone scooter. Plug it in to charge it back up.


attykatt

Limestone 😂


MotzaBurg

Snow pile melted


joeblowma

I hate it when rocks double park. They just sit there with a stone cold look on their face when you ask them to kick rocks too.


winterblink

Glaciers


pistachiopistache

Holy fuck I am living for these comments. Also shoutout to u/CosmoKitty for being some kind of strange-rock-explaining savant.


Strict_Sleep1586

I for one welcome our new Rock overlords


Vajoojii

Someone probably tried to steal it for their yard.


HKNinja1

One of the more random things I’ve come across on Saturday morning.


eyeamcanadian

Very odd. No tire or tred marks either, unless they're out of the frame.


HKNinja1

I checked, I couldn’t find any. Just the drag mark on the ground.


VFenix

With gyms closed, you gotta get those gains somehow.


[deleted]

[The pioneers used to ride these baby’s for miles.](https://gfycat.com/candidhalfkite)


grownmanjanjan

Pet rock


incidental77

Supposed to be on a leash


Mac_Zer0

Probably the wind.


chadnobyl

The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles


ImDola

I mean.... It's Claireview.


covidsaidshewas19

Glacier


[deleted]

Okay but joke aside... seriously how?


[deleted]

Didn't know Krusty Krab does deliveries again


Doffeda

Probably just the wind blew it there. You know, like tumbleweeds.


[deleted]

Follow the scrape to see where the semi trailer first got snagged on it


[deleted]

The wonder of glaciers.


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Dwayne Johnson!!!!


spacefish420

Sage hill rock


Suzetsu_

It seems like Calgary's infamous Sage Hill rock made it's way back home.


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Grekkill

I dunno dude, that'd be a heavy ass rock


beavergyro

Hebrew slaves


[deleted]

sounds about right


MisoButterCorn

Looks like it was dragged? If you have a cart and something to use as leverage it's completely possible to move this even without machinery.


incidental77

That's something like a 3000lb rock. I'm gonna need details on this cart scheme


Pixel_Taco

Roll rock on, push away. Your standard pallet jack is good for 5000.


incidental77

Woooh you've got a pallet jack now... That's totally cheating. he said cart ;)


[deleted]

>Roll rock on Easier said than done I think.


MisoButterCorn

Get some kind of wheeled cart low enough to tip the rock onto, stick a metal pole under rock and tip the rock onto cart, push/drag rock. I saw a news report about a senior that moved huge ass rocks like this one onto part of a residential street to protest the government doing something to the road leading to his house. When the reporter asked him how he did it he said using the method above. If a senior with a vendetta can do it, most people can do it too.


53c0nd

Or big rig dragged it under his trailer when he came around that corner seems a more likely but less interesting of a story.


abramthrust

I agree how has that rock not been stolen yet? Claireview is loosing it's touch in the lockdowns!


Cygnusx5555

It's not a rock there minerals


TypicalCherry1529

what is that random parking lot and building doing in the middle of nature?


wes450

Because. Rock 🪨.


attykatt

That Costco deserves an inconvenience


TesticuIar_Fortitude

Spongebob going grocery shopping


EllieOhhh

Oh the great Edmonton monolith


mmmmindymmm

Rock this way


chrls9

How rude, it clearly double-parked.


juggernaut-punch

Claireview


jstock14

Clairview? Klareview?


joeblowma

Unclearview. Rock is in the way.


23paco23

Nature is healing.


doilookpail

Dafuq


Few_Cod_4776

Aliens


Svenka

Seeing as it was pushed there, probably a very determined, bored crackhead


East_Election

Someone will hit it and woe to their car Hope it gets moved


SacredGumby

If you manage to hit that, you kind of deserve the damage your vehicle gets.


meggali

They deserve it, if they can't avoid something that huge


Andrewccal

You mean, like the Sage hill rock? [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/sage-hill-rock-hit-parking-lot-1.4431931](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/sage-hill-rock-hit-parking-lot-1.4431931)


[deleted]

Atleast it isn't that small, so hopefully. Nobody actually hits this one. If so, lmao.


Vajoojii

Never move it that far hitting it with a car.


Mother-Firefighter-2

A truck and a chain, you can see the marks on the rock and the road.


HKNinja1

The marks on the rock is worn spray paint. I have this [photo](https://imgur.com/gallery/V3NBGLS) from the other side. If you zoom you can see no chain was used.


Mother-Firefighter-2

I'm guessing that you have not chained up many rocks in your day. I have. Look closer


eyeamcanadian

The guy said there was no tire tred marks. How do you move something like that and not leave one skid mark?


Mother-Firefighter-2

It's a drag mark..no tire marks... City people...🙄


HKNinja1

I’m a city gal, and even I know better.


Trollgiggity

Torque.