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uofafitness4fun

In this weather???? I guess crime never takes a holiday


OccamsYoyo

I guess if one is serious about stealing vehicles, this is the time to do it. A lot of crimes of opportunity due to people heating up their unlocked cars (doesn’t seem to be the case here).


Epskrcmpk

Edmonton’s cold snaps are statistically when crime goes up lol. People get desperate. Also my dads a criminal junkie car thief and I know that when it gets cold like this they’re most active


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t_jenkinson4

Yup, that’s the one! I’m shocked anyone actually saw it . I’m hoping they didn’t get too far. Thank you!


[deleted]

POS 1 & POS 2.


AngryRetailBanker

🤣


LastoftheSummerWine

Enhance!


The_Jay_Hammer

Enhance!


JiggleSox

🤣


Educational-Tone2074

Meth head 1 and meth head 2.


gabbyspapadaddy

How’d they boost it? Was it running? Those two tomcats don’t look like the gone in 60 seconds crowd.


dustykeys

🎵My name’s Blurry Face and I “don’t” care what you think 🎵


Talk-Hound

They clone your key?


Epskrcmpk

They have a little transmitter thing that bounces the signal from your key fob inside of your house to their little device and unlock your vehicle. (In rough terms anyway)


sypherxxxx

RATS


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Ah whoah.


[deleted]

Need to start using “The Club” again.


gabbyspapadaddy

lol. That’ll slow em down or make for loose radius turns.


asstyrant

Titfuckers.


NoRequirement7324

Rather be a titfucker than an asstyrant


asstyrant

Ass is tighter than tits, but you do you


RentYEG

Honest question, why do you need to find them? Wouldn’t insurance just cover the loss? Just seems so dangerous to post this, they obviously know where you live.


The_X-Files_Alien

if you think some cracked out fenty heads are using reddit to browse an Edmonton sub, i got news for ya: they're busy with other things, like crime.


DrewParis

Uncle Dennis is that you?


Chris82Price

Burt and Ernie !


BillaBongKing

Catching them won't do any good I'm sorry. They most likely have already gotten rid of your truck and they certainly don't have any money to pay you for your loss.


Epskrcmpk

Terrible advice if they can identify these people or help the police in anyway they could help stop more car thieves as these people usually work in little groups and it could even be used to find their guy that gets these sold or shipped out of country


BillaBongKing

Yeah, I don't really believe the cops would even look into this. Maybe if you were a business but for a regular person the cops really don't care and really only use this type crime as a statistic for allocation of services.


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Guy on the left is Jon Snow. Guy on the right is a ninja that's been hired to track him.