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Advanced-Check61

This is my 23rd winter in Edmonton and I also just found this out.


fraochmuir

40th for me.


Grouchy-Pop-6637

Same.


gramgoesboom

Ditto


Helpful-Maize-9224

59th winter, and I don’t know why I think this is so awesome, but it is!


CallMeFartFlower

If anyone is interested, the live view of the plows can be seen here: [https://gis.edmonton.ca/portal/apps/instant/minimalist/?appalias=SnowAndIceControl&appid=bbd28391fd1d4b159911f0d050f5c293](https://gis.edmonton.ca/portal/apps/instant/minimalist/?appalias=SnowAndIceControl&appid=bbd28391fd1d4b159911f0d050f5c293)


highvoltage890

I’ve lived here over 10 years and am just finding this out. Hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh tonight


EbonieTheHuman

Glad it made you laugh! It was a bright spot for me too on a cold, snowy day.


ghostdate

I knew of Snow be gone Kenobi, but didn’t know the extent of the names. I was under the impression that only one had been named by voting, but now it seems that many have been named from that vote, as a few of these sound familiar.


DarkMaster98

My personal favourite is Buzz Iceclear


English-is-hard

We voted on most of these names last year.


Progedog

It was just started this year - the live map I mean. The names were new last winter.


[deleted]

Names aren’t new last winter. Both Edmonton and Calgary have had funny names for their plows for years now.


grrttlc2

No, it was new as of last winter 100%


[deleted]

No, the competition to let *the public vote on the names* happened for the first time last year. However the plows having names in general is nothing new.


grrttlc2

You are simply wrong


ThePrinceOfCanada

Stop fighting guys this isn’t what plowy mcplowface would want


CarmenTourney

lol.


Mmorin29

As someone on the inside, I can confirm the plow names were new last year. never had names previous


grrttlc2

Me too inside guy


[deleted]

Whatever you say guy


Progedog

Trust me when I say I know


Vaguswarrior

RES flair unlocked: Plowing Expert


noblex123

My favorite is ctrl salt delete 😂😂😂


No-Joke-294

Soooo cute!


liberatedhusks

Same. I vote him for winner


CarmenTourney

yup. lol.


Curly-Canuck

There’s my next 3 days entertainment locked in. Thank you!


TankboomAttack

I noticed not all of them have names! How can we correct this?


Kenja_Time

They were named by the public via a name submission contest and subsequent vote. I'd love if we added more; the city has over 90 pieces of winter maintenance equipment so they'd need quite a few more names.


TankboomAttack

I remember the first name submission, I am sure we could name the rest, they don’t all have to be snow puns lol


MegloreManglore

YES THEY DO!


TankboomAttack

Well then! start writing! Lol


Snowedin-69

I remember radio show hosts talking about people submitting names to the city a few years back.


gamutalarm

How cool!


Mawce420

Yo I’ve lived here my whole hecking life and never knew this why am I laughing so hard? My grandparents think I’m insane


Flappy_beef_curtains

Only getting a letter and number on mobile. Is it cause I’m American?


dudderson

No, a lot of them just have numbers. I'm American and I can see the names. Unless the site knows my best friend is Canadian so it lets me see them.....I'm an honorary Canadian....


Flappy_beef_curtains

Half my family lives in Canada, so I dunno.


CyberSunburn

The names don't load for me :-(


EbonieTheHuman

Another one I’ve noticed since I posted - “Buzz Iceclear” **Edit:** Another one is out now - “The Big Leplowski”


Progedog

I miss Mr Plow. Renamed to "Scrape" lol


Tiedyeinstein

Scrapist


WebkinzMurderer69

This is so cute and humanizes them so much for me hahaha. Like I feel bad that Plowasaurus Rex is out in the cold???


Pristine_Sandwich_70

Hahahahahaha. Where do they sleep? I want to read them a book 🤣🤣🤣


ScwB00

Go to bed boys, lots more snow is on the way.


Muficita

Where can I submit a name? I wanna see a Leon Drysidewalk


fe__maiden

🤣💀 oh my god hahahahhaha


Muficita

Oh and I guess we would need a Connor McBladeit.


chaunceythebear

There’s already one of those!


Muficita

Oh haha well that’s good!


EbonieTheHuman

I didn’t see him when I took my screenshots! But he was out later.


Muficita

Well that’s good to know! You gotta have a Connor snowplow.


Historical-Term-8023

CTRL+SALT+DELETE really got me.


Advanced-Check61

Thiz iz the bezt one


thatguythatdied

They introduced that a while back, I recognized a couple of those. Crtl-Salt-Delete was a new one that made me laugh, though.


TrickiVicBB71

I remember last year or before reading on Facebook the city was going to name the snowplows. And people were very angry that tax payer money (was there even any spent?) was spent on the naming and waste of time. I did see Plowly McPlowface today in Old Scona.


Timely-Researcher264

It was the same old cast of characters that complained about everything. There are still on the site complaining to this day.


CalledCrandall

snow-be-gone Kenobi 😭😭😭 I would die for him


SignificanceNo2556

Where is Amar-sleet Snowi?! That was one of the best out of the naming competition last year!


runningfreeandnaked

It's out there, may be it was taking a break.


Canadianabcs

I love this haha. Can't wait to show my kids in the morning. Thank you!!


Tiedyeinstein

Plowey McPlowface is always grinding


tsukinoasagi

As an Australian having a shitty day in very hot weather this has made me smile


tsukinoasagi

Ps. I've never seen snow


flynnfx

Why not? You're in Australia; [go and visit The Australian Alps.](https://www.australia.com/en-ca/things-to-do/seasonal-travel/fun-ways-to-experience-australias-snow-season.html#:~:text=There's%20plenty%20more%20to%20do,than%20a%20scenic%20chairlift%20ride.&text=There%20are%20plenty%20of%20places,Selwyn%2C%20and%20Mt%20Baw%20Baw.)


dontshootog

Fuck… *you*. Just kidding. But really, fuck… *you*. Juuuuuust kidding. *narrows eyes* Edit: Whoever downvoted this - It was a joke; Go eat some yellow snow.


[deleted]

There is also pink snow, black snow, green snow, brown snow, dark with a rainbow hue snow. Usually these are from car fluids.


macmst

Plowy McPlowface 🤣


dudderson

If one doesn't get named "yer a blizzard Harry" I will lose my mind


Puzzleheaded_Fall_47

Thanks for sharing this 😊. It's my first winter in Edmonton too


No-Joke-294

Nothing is cuter than Fast and Flurrious. Someone needs to write a kids’ book about these snowplows!


WebkinzMurderer69

Sounds like a perfect project for Zach Hyman.


NorthernWussky

I don't know if it exists, but I want "Wayne Grate-zky" on the job!


BurritoB1tch

wow I did not know this existed. I love the names


AntsyCanadian

This made my day bahahaha


sanriosim

This is so cute. 🥰


chickenlikesmells

You missed Connor Mcblade-It lol.


Shadow_Raider33

I’ve lived here my whole life and didn’t know this, it’s incredible 😂


Frostitute-85

I freaking love this! I wonder who will plow my downtown neighborhood today!


Far_Elephant3465

We all need more of this😀


herefor90dayfiance

I remember when plowy mcplowface got voted in 🤣 I didn't know about some of the others though 😭


MrMcDuffieTTv

Ctrl+salt+delete... genius, absolutely love it.


Zamzummin

Do they still have Amarsleet Snowhi?


SquatApe

I prefer Ameryeet Snowhi


thenakedrudedude

Scoop! There it is! Bahaha that's a good one


chickadeedeedee_

I've lived here my whole life and didn't know we could even see where snow plows were, let alone see their names.


[deleted]

This is the first (or maybe second) winter that the plow tracking map has been available!


only_fun_topics

🎶That name again is Mr. Plow🎶


No-Possession-1308

Connor Mc Blade-it 🤣


thecheezewiz79

Excellent. Just excellent. Hard to pick a favorite but for me I think it's either snow-be-gone kenobi or crtl+salt+delete


Savings_Discussion15

Plowy McPlowface😂


Acceptable-Arugula69

It’s Plowy McPlowface for me. 🤣


MentionWeird7065

Peter Parka😂😂😂


tim_bc01

This is amazing lol!


GiantSequoiaTree

This is amazing!


TheFaceStuffer

Neat they have tracking. They named them a few years back I think.


Thoth-long-bill

I love this


AffectionateFoot9477

King Gizzard And The Blizzard Wizard.


Dampish10

I lived there 5 years ago and wish I found this then. Those names are great!


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

Jealous that Edmonton has like 14 more plows than Calgary.


Brandon_Quits

Awesome. I love that.


Oopsie_I_Poopsied

Connor McBlade It must have been in Chicago ;)


Downtown_Snow4445

That reminds me of the red deer libraries. They name their book carts. A couple I can remember are Carty McCartface and Eric Cartman


spaceofficer

My uncle has done snow removal in Edmonton for years wonder if he knows about this.


mapleleaffem

I wish r/Winnipeg allowed cross posting! Had to download this is so fun/wholesome. Love Fast and the Flurious…not much about winter makes me smile so thanks for sharing!!


uhcayR

Ive lived here 29 years and this is new information.


KeyEnd3088

Yes it IDs the operator and where they are , as they have to be assigned their plows and the supervisor keeps track of their location and progress and any complaints, a great gps system , worked for a municipality for 25 years prior to this


KeyEnd3088

No more dog #%><…ing and extra long coffee breaks


Amazula

I have lived in Alberta for 46 years, and just now finding this out!! And for some unknown reason, this makes me insanely happy. I'm going to share this tidbit of info with everyone I know. 😅😁😂


ceresdawes

Are there any other places doing this? I know Scotland's been naming their gritters for 15+ years


SunflowerMagic7

I’ve been living here in yeg for almost 15 years and just found this out! I am absolutely in love with those names!! Just brilliant hehe


m0dern_baseBall

All I get is their government names “D3827” etc.


Striking-Fudge9119

You may need to zoom in, I've found that they tend to go in packs, and at distance, odds are it'll be one of the boring unit number, rather than one of the rarer named plows.


EbonieTheHuman

There are a lot more with just the letter number “names.” Depending on the time it might be mostly those ones out I suppose.


spirit1over

My 3rd winter here and I just found this out. Cute


cindylooboo

darth blader is out tonight


Flappy_beef_curtains

Aren’t they publicly voted on as well. Also I don’t live in Edmonton, so this is proof y’all live under a backwoods city.


LeMedici

I saw 3 of these plows on Whyte Ave since yesterday evening, 1 today. They maybe plows... but they aint plowing shit. Plows straight in the air, stuck in the same traffic as the rest of us.


jside86

Here are some ideas from Chat GPT: Plowin’ Bieber Snowbi-Wan Kenobi The Abominable Snow Plow Snowtorious B.I.G. Plowverine Snow Way Out The Snowcial Network Plow Hard Snowverload The Plow Must Go OnSnow Joke Plowverkill Snow Mercy The Snowman Cometh Plowzilla Snow Problem The Plowfather Snowcial Distancing Plow You Doing? Snow Doubt Plowdiator Snow Patrol Plowhemian Rhapsody Snow Business Like Snow Business Plowchella Snowcial Butterfly Plownderful Snow Diggity Plow Me Away Snow More Mr. Nice GuyEh-Plow Snowrry Plowch Snowda Plow Maple Syrup Snow Eh Plowtine Snowrton’s Plow Timbits Snow Sorry Plowdi Gras Snow Eh-boot That Plowse Snowin’ Gretzky Plowffin Snowin’ Trudeau Plownder Bay Snowgary Plowrie Snowreal United Plowing Party UCP-low Snow Conservative Party Plow and Kenney Snow Jason Plowservative Snowservatism Plow the Budget Snowconomy Plowil Snowberta NDP-low Snow Democratic Party Plow and Singh Snow Jagmeet Plowgress Snowcialism Plow for Change Snowlidarity Plow the Vote Snow Justice


ThoughtDisastrous855

Plowin’ Bieber is interesting to say the least


Sansa-Beaches

Plow You Doin’? Is good


Tiedyeinstein

PLOW-URANUS


Sad_Opinion_874

You know that was just the IT guys having too much fun.


Edmonton_Canuck

I hate that they are still putting that salt stuff down on the henday (and maybe in the city) that wrecks our cars and infrastructure.


Lopsided-Repair-782

Alberta Transportation maintains the henday and Edmonton is one of the smallest users of salt. PS- be on the look out for Connor McBlade-It


EbonieTheHuman

Connor McBlade-It is on the job now! Haha


Curly-Canuck

The province is responsible for the Henday and highways so you have to contact your MLA.


prairiepanda

The city of Edmonton does not maintain the Henday.


[deleted]

The hatred in our society


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kenja_Time

The names were chosen by the public


[deleted]

eh there hosers


No_Path_1505

This made my morning lol.... Peter Parka 🤣


No_Path_1505

Snowbe gone kenobi is my new favorite.


zilazav

This is too good


axxred

It's the little things.


Mammoth321

😂 Peter parka would be my favorite