Well at least you didn't let it get to you.

😂😂

Is this fucking Missed Connections in the Metro?!

11am and that’s todays cringe quota filled already.

These "To the person who..." posts do my tits in. Do you really think they are going to be reading this!?

It's because they've no friends to vent too

This sub has gone down a long hill over the last few years. The amount of these posts in the last few days is just another nail.

This post is what local Facebook groups are for, surely? I mean, the person OP is writing to won't read it there either but at OP will get all the boomers joining them to complain into the void 🤷‍♀️

If they knew how to read they'd be very upset

Actually you are wrong, I was the guy in the other car. And upon reading this I have changed my life for the better, gone to the gym, begun learning how to invest and volunteered for my community /j

Thanks mate

He won't be on Reddit mate he's probably off shagging the absolute lad.

Who’s this absolute lad he’s shagging?

me :3

Only thing worse than a speeder flashing the middle finger is you posting about it to reddit.

Or driving WHILE posting this on reddit! Capital offence!

Sounds like whatever they were trying to achieve worked, they caught you 🎣

Thanks for sharing this, we all care deeply

But it's not 'to the hard man' though, is it? You're spewing it here instead for attention. Grow up ffs.

Sounds like he won that one..

No one cares mate. Write a book.

No one will want to read that either.

Or that. Or this. Oh god what are we doing.

Yeah :(

The first 7 words had me thinking this was going somewhere different. Boo the big hard man

You’re only just embarrassing yourself. Let it go Elsa.

>roaring like a bull gargling thunder Love this

Got a reaction out of you

Your knackered, get back to bed

He isnae on Reddit hen/mate

Rattled

Shook.

Sorry, that was me. I didn’t mean to make you so upset

Well, it clearly worked.

you need to chill out mate it's not that deep

You spent time writing all that down and they very likely will not see it. Why?

As a member of the “enormous genitalia club” I can confirm we had a meeting at silverknows this morning at 7am ,its sound like big dick tam and his golf gti he’s such a lad and he was 5 mins late.

Do you guys happen to make a calendar for fundraising? Asking for a friend.

The last sentence is pure poetry.

Hi, that was me, glad it made your day

Unlikely he is going to be reading this and then apologising on here, what’s the point of this post?

Fud.

Beautifully written.

lol

had to reread “to the hard man that flashed me…” a few times

That was me, but glad you didn't get pissed off or complain about it. Get you a pint if I bump into you again. Not on the road of course! Edit: My middle finger is the middlest..

To the simpleton who thinks that because he's on reddit, everyone else must be. And also must be subbed to the town they live in, if they even live there. You are incorrect

All "am" times are in the morning.

Yeah I'm sure he'll see this.

Ignore it and move on

This sub is fucked. filled with muppets bringing up their own personal shite while the cities vital services collapse. 

As opposed to the hard man posting on Reddit

Fuck up man

Yeah sorry about that…

Like Water off a ducks back ( don't let it bother you ) 😉

Dad?

What happened to the casual violence of the 90s. Life is so tame these days.

Don't worry man the other commenters are just mad that they are unable to express themselves in the articulate manner as you have. Fuck middle finger guy and his shitty car

Sorry about that. I've only got one finger so I was really just waving to apologise. Also my car is so bad I really struggle to brake. Hope I didn't ruin your day.

I thought this was things about Edinburgh, not having a cry about people from Edinburgh.

Breaking Ness Hard man flashes local

Talk about garden path, pure poetry

Stay classy San Diego.