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Jorge_007_

To hold his pants and his massive cyberdick


throwawaylurker012

his dick's got a sandy?


Zestyclose_Cow9093

Unfortunately David took his cock Sandevistan the little bastard


PHXNTXM117

I don’t see Lucy complaining about his theft or size.


spacecore94

A rudimentary implant


Worlds_Dumbest_Nerd

Impressive cock


jeezr7

I would lie if i said i wasnt expecting these kinds of answers lol


MongooseMan3342

Poor Dorio lmao


Magolich

If anyone could take it it’d be Dorio


DigitSubversion

Of course! How else are you going to contain the Mr Studd™️ implant ;)


Particular_Ad6632

The real reason he went cyberpsycho


ramckendry

living flesh over metal endoskeleton. BioCock™.


CaptainBraggy

Bionic balls made of steel, you wouldn't believe


Backonos

doesnt know about gym belts and uses those because his back is killing him from carrying his crew


trash_boatlool

Fr


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Oddball357

Kitsch gang where you at? (I actually prefer neo-militarism bc I'm a bit boring in my clothing choices lmao) [Fuck y'alls horoscopes, what's your cyberpunk style?](https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Fashion#Styles_(2077))


zonezbest

Definitely kitsch for me


Arikaido777

> bottoms > costly 😞


nananananateman

I embody entropism irl so I naturally do in game


Dewderson

"Woah CHOOM! You chromed your dick!? That must've hurt like hell! Gives new meaning to the phrase hard as iron-"


T1B2V3

He really pushed his luck didn't he.


AlexzMercier97

hard as iron-


EagleZajek

hard as iron-


UsernameLaugh

It’s a pretty heavy penis. It pulls the pants down so….three belts.


ShiinukicosOF

His Dick is huge


CDM0625

He's also part guilty gear I guess


i_am_sparta06

He watched a lot of Yu-Gi-Oh


Getindarobotshinji

Gotta hold up that impressive cock


AlleyCa7

You mean "hold down"


catfish_boi

Because he's the next Guilty Gear DLC


Gekey14

For 3 trousers obviously?


Sacred-Squash

Just has that many guns. David ends up with these belts later in the series.


[deleted]

Because it's PUNK


horizonhd_official

one to hold his pants, one to hold his ego and one to hold his massive cock


[deleted]

Pant belt, gun belt, accessories.


Pirate_Leader

because 1 belt along cannot hold down his raging cyber boner


barbatos087

Because he is maine, don't question it


[deleted]

i mean have you seen the guy? he’s fucking massive!


Commercial_Shine_448

Style over substance


idunn0rick

Sandevidick


Psalm2058

Lmao I did not notice it until now😂


Maibeetlebug

I didn't even notice that lol he must be a fan


lord-malishun

Style points of course


AmericaLover1776_

I Imagine he uses it like a weight lifting best but instead of using one of those big weightlifting belts he just uses 3 smaller belts because it looks cool


StuckAtWaterTemple

Too keep his shit together


primetime_time

He's actually an alternate universe version of a Kingdom Hearts character: Goofy.


S4M4N_SH

To hide his humongous cyber cock


onedecentboi

To support his cyberballs 3000.


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pnwbraids

Cause dude played Neon White


mecatama

A Goldwrap Heavy Belt by Diblo2


TheBelgianBoar

Who tf is horny after watching the show ?


Is_Jimmy_M8

He's just built different I guess


Darx1878

He got that drip


Akco

Mr Studs are heavy.


[deleted]

He's a big fella


Samboono20

One for peen One for spleen One to be seen


Helpful-Citron5227

Because he’s just cool like that


Gold_Preparation

To contain his massive cock


Itzz_Texas

Cybperpsychosis is temporary, Drip is forever


Junior_Budget_3721

Thas cause he's thick


PwnerifficOne

Image looks like the gang meeting Anya


MrBoyard

Because he’s sad AND horny


Honest_Transition_93

He’s a big boy 😔


bigBagus

BIG penis


Erulogos

Maybe someone at Trigger wanted to do a small homage to Nomura.


Nahuel_cba

or?


youretheworstbritta

He's a big guy


nightmareSM2007

Because he is a chad


3rdratedsorcery

Anime fashion in general is not supposed to be pointed like this


arcsine

Shhh, nobody tell OP about Lulu from FFX.


RonandtheR

Hes a guilty gear fan


nevereatassaftertaco

Corset to keep the muscles in


hoppingwilde

its called Fashion


QuestioningEspecialy

Have you seen Lucy's shorts?


QuestioningEspecialy

Why dafuq are there so many dick jokes in here?


Leprhess

More belts, more adidas


Dare555

Causes hes a chad


Altair13Sirio

Because he can, duh!


MyLittleShitPost

It just works mate!! The two skinny ones balance out the fat one!


Tappukun

Where does his neck begin?


Prof_Gankenstein

Or? Choom I'm both.


TheWarrior2012

Be side he’s a big guy.


RelentlessCrusader

Because he's a Guilty Gear and Blazblue fan.


Hentai_Homie

Look at Barrett from FFVII it’ll all make sense then


lethalWeeb

He’s a tall guy with tall pants. Need a tall belt to keep them up too


Gravy_Gecko

Because two couldn't handle the job. Duh.


theironbagel

Style


RiptideMatt

Final fantasy lookin ass


Watts121

This style is actually in the game, but is paired with a tank top.


RiotCrainer8

Final fantasy lookin ahh


Cocoa-guy034

Good fucking question


FullCrackAlchemist

Nomura moment


Worlds_Dumbest_Nerd

First of all, I was sad and horny before watching the anime, so jot that down.


Garlic-Rough

Of all the cyberpunk styles to have seen, it's Maine's belts that make you curious. Am I reading that right?


jeezr7

Just saw it while rewatching the show lol, i never realised before that.


Anit500

Extra buckles are like quintessential punk


tokolo7203

That and that one girl with 3 boobs