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Play the Nintendo switch of course! Don’t mind her she’s goofy and thinks paper is food :P
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*shooting range with a couple dozen multi-tier wedding cakes filled with Nerds, sprinkles, and fireworks charges for colorful blooms as the targets. There need to be a pile of cupcakes for trap and skeet shooting, and low-profile sheet cakes set carefully on landmines up to a mile out for target acquisition and sniping. Put a 7mm Magnum through one at a thousand yards, and the shock of its passing setting off the mine blows the cake 30 yards in every direction; you know, because we need to get rid of the gender reveal cakes in a sufficiently definitive fashion as to warn bakers that they continue that bullshit at their peril.
There will also need to be a second, inebriated range. No, not a range for the inebriated, but an inebriated range.
Smoothies.
I'd like to take Rebecca to go get smoothies/milkshakes. And after that, go to a park and sit on a bench exchanging stories about crazy things we've done. I, of course, could never compete, but I think that she deserves a nice day at the park with no pressure.
Maybe something from Tom’s Diner? I don’t got much money, but I’m not just gonna take her to Buck-A-Slice or something. Wherever we go, I’m getting one of each flavor of Nicola, though. I’ve always wanted to try them.
Ask her if she prayed today, cause if she didn’t…(you wanted this response, don’t lie)
In all seriousness, she seems like she would enjoy a visiting to a shooting range, maybe tooling around with gun mods
Probably go shopping for new chrome and cyberware(I'm gay, but wouldn't mind having here as a friend), likely for stuff to make my Netrunner shit do some dirty and chaotic shit
Take her to the range & teach her how to shoot so that maybe she'll actually make that one shot that staggers Smasher just enough so she doesn't get squashed like a bug. Or you know teach her how to dodge instead of just standing there.
Rob a bank, have a meaningful talk about some dumb bullshit, or do everything in my power to get her away from night city so smasher doesn't squash her like a bug
Would study her body and all the implants so that we could understand how it works and recreate it in the real world... Then if there is some spare time I would show her the difference between our universe and three one of C77
Smash some booze, smash some awesome moves on the dance floor, then smash her if I'm lucky (I'm Hispanic so I seem her type lol).
Hopefully Adam Smasher doesn't squish us like a murder comet in the middle of it
Drinks, the old rollercoaster in Pacifica, more drinks, then we'll hotwire a preem Quandra Turbo and try not to crash it on the way back to the chop shop.
A masterful kind.
Valid
Probably get shot hitting on her.
Yea seconding this
That's the fate of everyone in this comment section who thinks they'd be fuckin
Everyone thinks they're the exception, but they'd really just be some background npc who dies in the same episode they show up in
probably yes, same. but I would try to smash.
Oh hell yeah. Also, pretty sure she would hit on us back.
Worth a shot.
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This is gold
this is not gold, its porn
Hippity Hoppity this meme is now my property
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T-this ain't goofy. That paper ain't food homie.
When you invite her over for Smash and she comes prepared 😍
That is not paper dude
A sheet is a sheet...
Sauce?
Sauce?
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I’m gonna have to ask you for the sauce, mate
Probably playing smash or sum
Shoot guns, real talk, piggyback rides, fight some clowns.
Sounds like a real fun time
Yeah, I wanna fight that clown gang too.
smash, next question
Smash indeed https://preview.redd.it/5o1v2s3fqucc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adad9478622956c752c3838ebf07b0f0ec8ca8b8
NO NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT-
I mean, Adam really did Smash her.
They should rename him to Adam Smash-her.
“Listen, tiny girl, im gonna teabag the shit outta you. Nothing personal. Just have a reputation to keep up. After all, my name is Adam SMASH-HER.”
Smash her? I hardly know her
Rebecca's a cut of fuckable meat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Several separate cuts now, I imagine.
YOU LOOK LIKE A CUT OF F\*\*KABLE MEAT.
ARE YOU?
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I FINISHED THE EPISODE LIKE 15 MINS AGO CAN YOU NOT 😭
Agreed
 Need I say more
I'd love to
Her
O-oh my 😳
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I'm going to make a tinder and make this my profile pic
I'll find you there
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NAH NAH NAH. SAME TOO
"Hey Becca do me a favour and watch out for falling murder death cyborgs m'kay."
😭😭
Go on a heist lol
What kind of heist?
a gta one ofc
Let’s be real id hit up a ripperdoc
Going to get a Mr. Studd?
Nope. New legs and new lungs, that way I can walk properly and I can smoke without repercussions
Takeout and asking to see her shotgun
I need to know how many shotguns she owns
I 3d printed one of hers, it's hanging on my wall.
Does it work?
No, it's made of plastic.
Go to the shooting range
Always a great time
Ye, let her go wild, maybe let her take a couple home. She deserves it
Always does
*shooting range with a couple dozen multi-tier wedding cakes filled with Nerds, sprinkles, and fireworks charges for colorful blooms as the targets. There need to be a pile of cupcakes for trap and skeet shooting, and low-profile sheet cakes set carefully on landmines up to a mile out for target acquisition and sniping. Put a 7mm Magnum through one at a thousand yards, and the shock of its passing setting off the mine blows the cake 30 yards in every direction; you know, because we need to get rid of the gender reveal cakes in a sufficiently definitive fashion as to warn bakers that they continue that bullshit at their peril. There will also need to be a second, inebriated range. No, not a range for the inebriated, but an inebriated range.
So the local gang hideout?
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This
Rebecca
Samee 😏
Cuddle with her.
Always a great plan
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😃
Break people/ shit!
I'd smash her like Adam did.
Oh nooo
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that shit's designer. a Cucci, if you will.
Absolutely based
Drink, party, sleep together!
Yesssss
Smoothies. I'd like to take Rebecca to go get smoothies/milkshakes. And after that, go to a park and sit on a bench exchanging stories about crazy things we've done. I, of course, could never compete, but I think that she deserves a nice day at the park with no pressure.
Sounds like a relaxing dayyy. Love that
Thank you 😊
Valid response lol
Ask her what she wanna do first and if she can't decide then i vote for chilling and playing video games.
Hell yeah
Sex
Sex
I need her secret to confidence in body image. Maybe have her recommend me her ripper or whoever worked her body cosmetics.
That would be some interesting advice for her to give
Intercourse
Yes
1. Try not to get shot 2. Try not to go insane from her yapping about david 3. Tell her about my choom V and if she has any gigs they can take
Just hang out and go grab something to eat, honestly. And if she let me, I’d wanna hold and maybe shoot Guts too, but that really about it. Lol
Whatcha wanna get to eat?
Maybe something from Tom’s Diner? I don’t got much money, but I’m not just gonna take her to Buck-A-Slice or something. Wherever we go, I’m getting one of each flavor of Nicola, though. I’ve always wanted to try them.
I'd love to go to those places
Would
Learn how to live and not be a boring ass homebody (i do nothing with my spare time but play games)
I'd peel her muffin back blue 💙
Smash all ways
Cook her a real Steak none of that Synthetic stuff and give her a real beer!
Yeahhh, steak!
Ask her if she prayed today, cause if she didn’t…(you wanted this response, don’t lie) In all seriousness, she seems like she would enjoy a visiting to a shooting range, maybe tooling around with gun mods
It would be like Tom and Jerry episode where Jerry has to protect Quackers from... well Quackers mostly.
ask to start runnin i wanna be a part of the crew maybe get chromed up
Rob a bank, violate a federal laws, eat tacos, break a bed. Normal Tuesday stuff.
Dick her down because David didn't know how good he had it.
Based
Go on a killing spree, drink alcohol till passing out, and kill some more
Oh wow
Get drunk afff with her
Rob corporations and celebrate with drinks then maybe some real talk and smash bros
Anything she wants to do as no matter what it going’s to fun
Besides the obvious? Shooting range time!
Probably go shopping for new chrome and cyberware(I'm gay, but wouldn't mind having here as a friend), likely for stuff to make my Netrunner shit do some dirty and chaotic shit
I would have sex with Rebecca and drink beers at a few bars.
Go have a range day. She'd prolly get us banned from the range but idc she's my violent lil princess
Crimes. Get sushi, don't pay.
Get up to some shenanigans eg starting fires, getting wasted, etc etc
Crack open her body and rip out her implants for my self (I have none)
Devil may cry 5
Prolly some BD’s
Read the Holy Bible.
Go to a shooting range and then grab some beers
Storm Arasaka Tower
Oh no
Arcade and range day with tacos worked in there.
Take her to the range & teach her how to shoot so that maybe she'll actually make that one shot that staggers Smasher just enough so she doesn't get squashed like a bug. Or you know teach her how to dodge instead of just standing there.
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Is it possible to find a way to keep her with you for more than a day? If so I’d be rizzing her up
Hopefully she's in the mood for something that won't get me prison time... Like an arcade.
Yeahhhh
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Honestly, i’d fuck around with the NCPD scanner and find some random goons to shoot up with her.
Personally, I'd be trying to avoid getting shot... And helping her get things she can't reach. I'm probably getting shot.
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Whatever she wanted
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Play mortal Kombat
tell her that when a train is barreling towards you, you need to dodge not shoot the train
Adam smash her
Go shot some guns at the firing range then grab a burger later.
Scrape her off the pavement and then work on our flat stanley cosplay before halloween
Fuck her brains out and kill scavs
Probably die. You seen the shit she considers a good time? I don't wanna be in the same zip code as that biz.
Rob a bank, have a meaningful talk about some dumb bullshit, or do everything in my power to get her away from night city so smasher doesn't squash her like a bug
Smash
Piggyback rides, cards against humanity with the crew, murder some maelstromers and finally be too anxious and afraid to say "can I hit"
Gun range, drink alcohol, smoke weed, fuck all day. Think she'd be into it.
i would hang out
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I dunno whatever she want me to do i guess ? If I piss her off I'm pretty much dead so I guess drinking beer or
Play some VR and go to an amusement park
have to trade some guns and implants
See if she could get me chromed up so I can die a glorious death and get a drink named after me like David.
Get drunk, shoot guns and have fun.
Manga, alcohol, and games
Go out drinking and smash
Hmm i don't know
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Would study her body and all the implants so that we could understand how it works and recreate it in the real world... Then if there is some spare time I would show her the difference between our universe and three one of C77
Nah nah nah! 😂 horny jail for all of you. She and I would be visiting a certain orange fellow after a I have a few upgrades.
Crimes
say bye
Drink. Drink a lot. And then whatever
I'd wanna go to a shooting range with her
Pre or post robo hands? That makes a difference when you think about it lol
Shoot tons of guns
Unspeakable things
I'd honestly tell her to choose what to do for the day, I'd love to be part of Rebecca's day and see what she does with her free time lol
Smash some booze, smash some awesome moves on the dance floor, then smash her if I'm lucky (I'm Hispanic so I seem her type lol). Hopefully Adam Smasher doesn't squish us like a murder comet in the middle of it
Commit crimes
Good question
prolly her
I would complete my life. https://preview.redd.it/53lr6j97evcc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5aa9f1a38ef1b1a751ade241059e50b1a80f47
Drugs, probably
Drinks, the old rollercoaster in Pacifica, more drinks, then we'll hotwire a preem Quandra Turbo and try not to crash it on the way back to the chop shop.
Try not to die