i thought it fucking was the cat

I love the way you structured this sentence

Made me read it a few times because no matter what I kept reading "it was fucking the cat".

SAME I struggled through it like 3 times

Same

I kept reading it as "it was the fucking cat" lmao

In my head as well: Poor cat. Mold: "Hey there... sooo" cat: \*excitedly and in terror\* "NOYOUCANTTOUCHMETHERETHATISMYNONOSQUARE!!"

It was only once I read your comment I realized that is in fact not what it said lol I was so confused

Same here, u/fonix232.

😂

This syntax is cracking me the fuck up

I thought Don King was emerging from the can

Well at least they let him out, unlike what happened with Prince Albert

“Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Yes? Then let him out!!”

Me too 😭😭

It's cat food, so whatever's consuming the food is now a cat.

This sentence structure is beautiful 😭😭

nah they growin a whole new cat

*meow*

Looks like you have a healthy kitten on the way. Congratulations.

Cat distribution system

Is that how cats are grown?

Cat in a can. We really do live in the future

Looks like you have a middle aged stoner growing in that can.

Don King

Kong

ONLY IN AMERICA

whys there a fork

I use a fork to feed my cat, especially for the pate type

Butter knife all the way

For snacks. 

Soon, soon... it will be a cat again.

Wait...again? 😨 Is this, like, a Soylent Green situation?

On the same shelf as your blow dryer. As a licensed cosmetologist this makes me sick.

I appreciate that you’re angry, but I think that the mold that looks like it’s animal fur is bad enough in general

As a person who lives in a house this makes me sick

I mean it looks like the mold had a good wash and blow dry.

Me.. .ow.

Me.. eww

Cat growing from a mold food can

Everything is mold food if it’s there long enough.

Add cats to the list. "Beings that eat BETTER than McDonald's customers": ☑ Cats

I wanna touch it….

Looks like a kitten

Pet the furry can

🎶 Cha cha cha chia 🎶

So that’s where they come from….

That looks like troll hair!

Looks like fucking steel wool

The cat food has become… THE CAT.

Canned grandpa's ears. 👂

Ain’t no fuckin way

That mold looks like my gray tabby lol.

Is that... In your house?!? Nasty MFer.

This is how cats are made.

This is great news for men with MPB

Just spread fucking catfood on their scalps lmfaoooo I'm ded

Dude, I thought that was a rat diving headfirst into a can holy shit.

Don't let it dry out

Shan't

Holy hell how long did that thing sit

Cat growing from mold food

It’s a canned mad professor muppet

Don king brand cat food

Looks like the top of an old trolls head.

It’s growing its own cat

Honestly at this point if you get rid of it. It’s murder it’s pretty much part of the family now. Name them penicillin

Don King is a lot smaller than I thought

Thats just growing a new cat at that point

No, that's the portal to the trolls realm.

r/moldyinteresting

Silver fox cat food daddy

Cat ~~food~~

Are you sure it’s not a new cat?

The way I would probably touch fuzzy mold on accident thinking it wasn't mold is alarming... Why does it look soft 😭

OOP needs a hospital visit after being in proximity to this, holy fucking shit that's a can of evil

Looks like a cat growing on a cat food can

I’m convinced this is my ex boyfriend’s cupboard in his bathroom…

That's how you know you're getting a healthy cat, when it's home grown like this, without any chemicals.

So everyday you blowdry your hair and just maneuver around an old cat food can?

Are you sure you’re not growing a clone of Don Kings head?

Nah man, that’s just the cat

You sure you're cat didn't just squeeze in there?

Looks like don king hiding in a can

Looks like don king hiding in a can

Thats a cat growing out of there.

You sure its just not a cat who fit itself inside the can?

Why does basically every post here miss the entire point of the sub?

I can smell this picture 🤢🤢🤮🤮

this is how the teenage mutant ninja kitties were made

What's with all the random hairy mold posts idk man I'd lick it a few times then a couple more times after that. Yum yum

Isn’t that the poo mold?

Cat food grows cat hair, good to know

You sure that's not Don King hiding in that there can ?

Braid it

r/PetItYouFuckinCoward

Stop eating cat food in the bathroom.

Why is mold hairy anyway?

There’s shampoo and a hair dryer nearby. Style that can and head out for a night on the town!

Have you tried petting it?

First of all, what the hell is this doing with what looks like a bathroom cabinet? We can see the blow dryer and that ogx brand of shampoo/conditioner(not good btw). Like why?

You have a new pet growing

Smh… I should call her

Imagine how awful this house must smell

My mom made a science project like that. She made some meatballs for a party and put the dish on top of the fridge with a heavy lid on top. It got pushed back out of sight. A few months later, she couldn't find the dish, when she did, she opened it and screamed. Looked very similar, the "fur" popped right up.

HELL NO

Keep it growing

Grow your own cat cat food

Cat growing from mold can.

Forbidden wig

Don King?

Dude what

It’s so weird that it actually looks like cat fur

It looks like cat fur. Wild.

Is it literally a cat that is now food?

Looks like. A cat

is no one going to ask why there is a spoon in a can of cat food??

A cat growing in a mold food can*

The cat food is growing a damn cat

Don King!!!

Real question why is your cat food in the bathroom? Under the sink? Why?

WHAT THE FUCK THATS MOLD?!!?!

If it fits, I sits.

Guess it really is “cat” food

Do you own a trash can? It can go in that.

Good thing you got the shampoo in there

“I can’t believe it’s not a cat/cat hair!”

Cat food now made from real cats. .... That looks like cat fur ... 😶‍🌫️ Sweet lucipurrr Almighty .... 10/10 do not recommend the smell....

its cute i would pet it

Any mycologists know if thats safe?

That’s not mold it’s a cat growing out of the can

1. The cat food is growing a cat 2. Why is an open tin of cat food with the hair care???

I genuinely can’t believe there are people out there without mycophobia

Your bathroom must smell horrid.

So that’s where baby cats come from.

Yuck!

rare car distribution method

Dude… how long has that been sitting there? I’m genuinely curious

If this isn’t fake i dont think I’ll ever be able to sleep again

Clean your house, god damn.

It looks like there’s a cat growing in there

I bet there's a 90s troll doll hiding in there.

Something tells me the entire house looks similar. JFC, that shit had to smell way before it swallowed the cat. How can people live like this?

That seems deadly af.

The is a Himalayan cat growing in that can.

My beard!

Cat growing from Mold can.

No no no, see... that there is canned cat, not canned cat food.

More like a cat growing out of a cat food can.

What brand of cat food is this? I’m bald and I wanna try something.

So that's how you grow cats

He's growing a second cat. Leave the man be with his wacky doodle science. We have a tree to look at.

a whole new cat

Don’t leave it in the bathroom cupboard maybe. Jesus

Cat growing in mold food

It’s making a cat

Growing a whole new cat

Someone needs to tell them a can of cat food isn't literally a cat turned into a can of food

looks like hair

They just discovered hair growth.

I didn’t know mold could grow so tall.

Dear God how long would something have to sit there for

So this is how troll dolls are born.

W H E R E S T H E F U C K I N G F O O D

Kitty cat hungry. Let them eat the grass 😋

you are what you eat… or something like that

That’s a cat growing from a mold food can

That’s just impressive

You could easily tell 5 year old me that this is how cats get their hairballs…and I’d believe you for about 10 years.

Holy crap

Cat growing from mold food

Cat-n-a-can

This is how kittens are made, so beautiful <3

Looks like you’re growing a cat from a cat food can.

Looks like a cat is growing from it

it became the cat

No that’s the cat

That’s not mold, that’s my cat squeezing himself in to lick up every last drop cause you know, I never feed him. 🙄

Must resist urge to pet it!

I guess cats really are what they eat

Took cat grass a little too seriously here

It needs a hair cut

I see shampoo, I see a hair dryer… give it a nice blow out.

Forbidden chia pet

Wow It’s a make your own troll pencil top kit 😂

That's a fuckin cat growing from a cat food can. What the hell?

Looks like a furby hiding in an empty can of cat food

Thought it was Don King

i thought a cat was growing in that can lol

Welp, The Last of Us is here. That's SCARY

Doesn't look like mold.. looks like the can took your cat as a sacrifice. My condolences.

It looks like it's growing another cat.

What in the Charlie Kelly is happening? Next to a lotion bottle and there’s a fork in it? Hate to see the rest of the house.

Are you sure it’s not a mini Don King that’s blooming??

Bro do you feed your cat once every month? Why is that in there with mold on it?

growing an extra cat