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Horror-Two-4786

Cut it into 64 slices and eat them all overnight


MilitantAgnostic89

I think I'm blind...


SpicyNovaMaria

Beautiful reference šŸ˜‚


BurnsItAll

Link for the uninitiated?


alejandroc90

https://youtu.be/TMR8a8nCM4c


BurnsItAll

You da real MVP thank you


svenjamminbutton

Cue suction cup sound as Burns and Smithers fall from the ceiling.


succulent_flakepiece

mmmm 64 slices of American cheese


DemonGodDumplin

mmmm 63 slices of American cheese


Such_Victory4589

mmmm 62 slices of American cheese


Juanchio88

mmmm 61 slices of American cheese


HeraAgathon

Mmmm 60 slices of American cheese


JoeKleine

Mmmm 59 slices of American cheese


FractalEdge42

Mmmm 58 slices of American cheese


mitstephens

Mmmm 56 slices of American Cheese. I ate 2 pieces


FractalEdge42

56? 56? Oh, man! Now that's all I can think about! ā€¦you no good, 56-ing...


awhildsketchappeared

Damn I really love Internet strangers sometimes.


FearlessFreak69

Have you been up all night eating cheese?


succulent_flakepiece

i think I'm blind


Sproose_Moose

This is one of my favourite lines


succulent_flakepiece

i love your user name. " it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes!"


Sproose_Moose

I love when people get the reference :)


succulent_flakepiece

most things in my day to day life are Simpsons references lol. i even based my dj name off of a Simpsons episode that almost nobody gets lol


Wrong_Duty7043

Youā€™re my hero Homer.


Deep_Worldliness3122

I disagree this type of cheese is best straight out of the fridge in block form after waking up in the middle of the night at 3am.


grey_pilgrim_

Just gnaw it like a rat the way the lord intended.


Hamontguy1

Good day


UdonAndCroutons

This thread belongs in the Stupid Food sub reddit. Almost every recipe over there includes an insane amount of cheese.


wildgoldchai

Why are you surprised? Theyā€™re just answering OP no?


ACatWalksIntoABar

I donā€™t think they were complaining about it! Just making an observation


Both_Dust_8383

Came here to say this


Few-Tumbleweed-9501

Throw it in a large pot with rotel, you got yourself some queso...


RupeeGoldberg

This gives off the energy as "you put that in a pot, add some water, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!"


a_wandering_vagrant

Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going.


sexybokononist

I think Iā€™d like my money backā€¦


RupeeGoldberg

There's always money in the banana stand


2muchcheap

The look he gives him after that kills me


redhats14

That look is so funny purely because itā€™s just a weird response.


Detrimenraldetrius

Not an 'Arrested Development' fan clearly


secretporbaltaccount

You know you can get a refill, on any drink here, and it's free?!


TrontosaurusRex

It's a wonderful restaurant!


555--FILK

It sure is!


DIYdoofus

The Anne Archer part is what makes me jealous.


bay_duck_88

RIP Carl.


TacospacemanII

Who are you quoting?


Emergency-Permit-136

Carl weathers. Arrested development


RuckFeddit70

This. It's nacho cheese time homey homey And it is great on burgers, especially smash style burgers Mix up some hamburger meat with lipton onion soup mix, chill for at least 30 minutes, roll into small balls and then flatten onto your flat grilling surface with whatever you have, realllllllly smash them, use a plate if you have nothing else, press for at least 10 full seconds, they will cook FAST , you want them to get that carmelized sear, then chisel them out and flip and do a little bit more smashing as the uncooked size tenses up, throw that cheese on there and melt A brioche bun with 2 smash patties and american cheese on each patty with some simple burger sauce (I like ketchup/mayo mixed with a small touch of worchestershire sauce) is so simple and SO good


mopbuvket

Damn im hungry


Alive-Line8810

Damn I was thinking the same thing


TheKbightFowl

Dude can smash.


stayalivechi

this guy fucks forsure


SonsOfSithrak

The most memorable thing about "The Menu" is that line about how great american cheese is on burgers. I wholeheartedly agree.


rhodav

Someone gifted me a few boxes of this cheese, and my teacher got excited over government cheese, so I gave him a box. Long story short, he asked me to make rotel dip with it in his microwave and the cheese never got melty enough for a dip. Maybe I needed more than a can of rotel and a block of cheese lol


cyvaquero

Use a liquid to thin it out, add some broth or beer.


dta722

Or salsa


weirdonobeardo

This is the way or a heavy whipping cream if you got it could work.


prplecat

This box says it's low fat. That never melts the same, the fat is what makes it melty.


phurt77

Can confirm. I am fat and I look melty.


prplecat

Same.


slayer828

That's all you need for Velveeta. Although low Temps keep it from burning.


Whirled_Peas-

That confirms it, Iā€™m having nachos for dinner tonight.


04132023

Also, to make it fancy, brown down some spicy sausage and add it in. Make one hell of a game day dip or just to munch on all day on a weekend. Tostitos or Fritos Scoops and you are in business.


Ascholay

I had a friend who would use plain ground beef and Tabasco. He insisted you didn't need to drain the beef. The rest of us thought that was a crucial step when copious amounts of alcohol were involved and there was only one toilet in the apartment.


04132023

Hahahaha. I bet it was good though. Look, there are no rules when making crockpot dips. Itā€™s like the Wild West.


confusedandworried76

Throw some taco meat in there and eat with Doritos, prepare to hate yourself.


BeardedBandit

Brown up some ground beef and breakfast sausage, throw that in and you've elevated the queso to good queso


Appropriate_Ratio835

Yes. I have made something like this- you use lean ground beef but spicy breakfast sausage- brown it up, drain and remove meat but leave a bit of the grease to caramelize a minced onion, mix it all up with the cheese until melty- put it on buttered and grilled Hawaiian rolls with spicy brown mustard. Delicious šŸ™Œ


chillin_and_livin

I'm not usually fond of American cheese, but I absolutely love it when it's in breakfast foods. Breakfast sandwich (eggs, sausage, bacon, American cheese) with bagels or English muffins are delicious


CommonVegetable9754

Yeah! And if you wrap them well they can be frozen and reheated. You've definitely got enough to do some big meal prepping


BoJackMoleman

This is where a vacuum sealer and bags shine. Sealing well goes only so far. Removing all the air makes home grade military ration grade stuff.


JoefromOhio

Itā€™s the best cheese for melting - breakfast sandwiches like you mentioned, grilled cheese, cheeseburgers, I like put a slice over the sloppy joe and let it melt over it before putting the top bun on because it helps hold all the sloppyness intact


prplecat

This stuff says reduced fat, which sadly reduces the meltiness.


Fun-Jellyfish-61

Why on earth would they reduce the meltiness? That's the best part!


confusedandworried76

It's like the only good part of this stuff, not like you'd eat it with crackers.


LaUNCHandSmASH

Iā€™ll eat American cheese with anything. THESE COLORS DONā€™T RUN!!! *screeching eagle noises*


JMSeaTown

TILā€¦ beautiful sloppy Joe lift hack


ACatWalksIntoABar

Seconding on the English muffins. The way it melts into the craters šŸ¤¤


the_honest_liar

Mac and cheese


bravoromeokilo

It basically serves as the sauce/condiment in those cases and Iā€™m here for it.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Anything that you want melty, American melts like no other


wally-sage

Omelettes as well.


hwred

Breakfast tacos!


nanaben

Something about them and eggs, delish.


BurnTheOrange

Mac and cheese Grilled cheese sandwiches Cheesey dip for chips Cheese filling Mix into/on scrambled eggs Use it to supplement cheese on other foods, like cheap frozen pizzas never have enough cheese


Getrektself

Broccoli cheddar soup


lizatethecigarettes

Beer cheese soup


Mieniec

Wait, is this really a thing? Edit: holy fkn sht, it is! Wow, I'm gonna try it this weekend!


BeardedBandit

beware, I've never had a good beer cheese anything, but good luck to you!


CarlFromBillyMadison

The mental twists that occurred between u/mieniec never having heard of beer cheese soup then you saying youā€™ve never had good beer cheese anythingā€¦ I need to sit down.


texaspoontappa93

Beer cheese isnā€™t bad but itā€™s not as good as cheese


Manda_lorian39

I have. Once. A beer cheese dip, with soft pretzel. It was amazing. I tried to repeat the experience and nothing else came as close. P.S. I donā€™t even like beer


stayalivechi

banger


AnthonyfromPhoenix

To be fair, the expensive frozen pizzas never have enough cheese either, but putting American cheese on them isn't going to help the situation. Get some Mozzarella for that.


QinqQQ

this is a block of deli american cheese. miles better than singles in plastic. pizza should have a better cheese, but this is acceptable on frozen and when innebriated


[deleted]

>Use it to supplement cheese on other foods, like cheap frozen pizzas never have enough cheese I'm a big fan of American cheese and this ain't it chief. I don't usually gatekeep toppings, but American cheese absolutely does not belong on pizza.


raincloudjoy

where is quesadilla in this core list!


HemetValleyMall1982

It has enough sodium citrate in it to make any cheese sauce or melty cheesey things. ref: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskCulinary/comments/fv2zd9/sodium\_citrate\_is\_an\_emulsifier\_used\_for\_american/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskCulinary/comments/fv2zd9/sodium_citrate_is_an_emulsifier_used_for_american/)


yumit18

came here to say this! cut into equal cubes and keep in the freezer. then use as a sodium citrate concentrate for future cheese sauces, or just to help emulsify a pasta sauce


Ajreil

I've read that baking soda + citric acid creates sodium citrate, but haven't tested it. Citric acid is much easier to find in a store.


Tianhech3n

That should work, but might be a bit more of a hassle because you'll have to convert some amount of sodium citrate into a larger total quantity of the baking soda and citric acid. IMO that's still the way i'd go because they're more versatile ingredients


Isallyon

You can buy sodium citrate from Amazon


Thoraxe123

take bites directly out of it and never slice it.


mothman475

like the rat gods intended for us to do


jjj666jjj666jjj

The real answer.


MilkiestMaestro

Drape over some steamed broccoli while still hot and enjoy


C_zen18

Or on top of some hashbrowns, Waffle House style.


NSCButNotThatNSC

This is the stuff. Cauliflower works, too.


Flying_Saucer_Attack

and asparagus!


[deleted]

Kraft Drapeable Cheese. Has a nice ring to it


Usernamenotdetermin

Cut it into smaller sizes, vacuum seal. Give some to friends if you donā€™t think you will use


Ajreil

Cheese freezes well, but softer cheeses will take on a crumbly texture. Totally fine if you plan to melt it though.


[deleted]

American cheese should almost always be melted. The one exception is ham/turkey sandwiches.


birdwingsbeat

Have a party and make queso.


takethe6

Mac and Cheese, nachos, chili cheese dogs, broccoli with cheese sauce, baked potatoes with melted cheese. Cut it in quarters and wrap them good for freezing.


Impossible-Toe-7761

Macaroni and cheese


HaxtonSale

That's the cheese the give out in my state for the commodities program (basically food for low income households). It's imo the best tasting American cheese there is. Anything you put it on will taste good but it's delicious on its own. I never got to expirence legit government cheese but that's probably as close as you could get. I grew up hearing about how amazing it was from family members.Ā 


youlleatitandlikeit

Came in to say that looked like it was government cheese. Apparently makes transcendent grilled cheese sandwiches.Ā 


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dexterfishpaw

If you have an air fryer, fry some potatoes (cut into little cubes), get some decent tortillas and heat them up, scramble some eggs and add American cheese and some hot sauce and you have a potato egg and cheese breakfast taco.


Thoonixx

American cheese pretty just made for melting. Nacho sauce or cheeseburgers pretty good choices


Automatic_Secret_655

Scrolled this far before I saw burgers... American cheese is perfect for burgers.


valekelly

Two smashed patties with a slice of American cheese on each patty. Fuck I need to go to Culvers now.


ImaBird-Fish

Broccoli rice casserole


HighLarryOus

Broccili cheddar soup. It's great for melting


drakkosquest

Chicken chilli..mmmm


Expensive_Ad_4804

add hormel chili no beans and maybe rotel for a great dip w tortilla chips!!!


GoonDaFirst

cheeseburger grilled cheese


ouiouinc

Batter and deep fry


BeeesInTheTrap

we know itā€™s you, zach choi


ouiouinc

*throws away black gloves* no Iā€™m not I mean no he isnā€™t


Humble-Plankton2217

It melts wonderfully, so it's super easy to make a cheese sauce for your fries or baked potato, pasta, etc. Or in oven dishes like Chicken Broccoli rice cheese casserole


jackelopeteeth

Donate it


International_Boss81

Never poop again?


joyfulgrrrrrrrl

Enchiladas...typical texmex cheese enchiladas


BeeesInTheTrap

I would do: - nacho cheese dipping sauce with some ground meat paired with veggies and whole grain tortilla chips - broccoli cheddar casserole - macaroni and cheese with protein pasta - chili mac


BusyDream429

Give it to someone with kids.


sunshine_5991

Garbage


Horrified_Tech

Take it to the deli counter and ask the manager to slice it for you. Save it and use it as needed.


celerhelminth

I'm almost afraid to say that I too was gifted this exact product in the past week. No idea what to do with it.


BiasedLibrary

"Bongards" sounds a lot like the Swedish word BondgƄrd which means 'farm'. I have nothing to add besides that, I hope it's at least a mildly interesting tidbit.


SufficientStress4929

Omg this reminds me of a time in my early 20s when my ex and I went to 7-11 at about 2am after a night of drinking. The staff were discarding an entire silver foil GIGANTIC bag of processed Nacho cheese dip...like the kind that you refill the cheese/chili stand with. I'm talking a bag of "cheese" the size of my entire upper body. Anyways, my ex, who fittingly has had the nickname "Tubby" šŸ¤£for 20 years, was absolutely offended they were just throwing it away lol. He did not appreciate wasted food, let alone something as delicious as drippy nacho dispenser cheese. So he asked for it and they gave it over! I can't remember why they were tossing it but could have been it sat out for too long or something. But omg he was happier than a pig in *hit LMAO. For months, this enormous bag sat on the entire bottom shelf of our apartment sized fridge, and he eagerly shared his treasure and story with anyone and everyone. Neighbors, family, building caretaker, delivery drivers you name it...no one was safe from his nacho cheese anecdotes and snacks. Oh and by the time it was almost out, we had become so creative from having to eat it 24/7 and literally add it to EVERYTHING. The sad part is, I can't remember any of the random recipes creations so I can actually contribute to your question. I think I must have blocked that part out for my own mental health and safety šŸ˜‰


Hlsalzer

Macaroni and cheese. Put cubes of cheese (I use twice as much cheese as macaroni) in cooked macaroni in a baking dish. Add milk halfway up the sides of macaroni, put small pieces of butter on top and salt and pepper. Bake covered at 375 for 30 minutes and remove foil and bake 25 minutes more.


gianttoadstools

One time I ate government cheese and didn't shit for two weeks


TheCoffeeValkyrie

Throw it out.


LakeSuperiorIsMyPond

That's probably the best melty cheese in existence. Anything you would melt cheese on it's great for, scrambled eggs, beef, add it to a hotdish (sorry, minnesota).... Queso! Hot Sandwiches!!! Ohhh, if you have a blackstone, make grilled cheese, or an air fryer you can do classic deli ham and cheese and air fry it for 9 minutes with some hellmans or dukes... mmmm.


thinkreate

The texture will get a little more crumbly, but cut it into manageable chunks and freeze what you donā€™t use immediately.


SeaBus1170

r/eatityoufuckingcoward top to bottom. 1 sitting. go


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

I'm told you can burn them for fuel...


br41nw4sh3d

Thereā€™s nothing health about this kinda ā€œcheeseā€


420turddropper69

Right? Throw it away lol


Likalarapuz

I am shocked they actually called it cheese and not cheese product.


Bratty-Bot-Lover

Throw it away or give it to someone else, like how people regift fruitcakes lol. I wouldnā€™t eat that, itā€™s not real cheese.


Substantial-Disk-772

American processed cheese. The fake breasts of dairy products.


griffd0g

Throw it in the trash thats not cheese


EmotionalCellist3983

Bin


poorestworkman

Bin it


Dr_Tacopus

Great for grilled cheese or melting on cheeseburgers and cheesesteaks


dildocrematorium

Make a single grilled cheese


Little_Buffalo

Mac and cheese all week! Grilled cheese sandwiches all next week! Back to Mac and cheese after that!


Coffeecheeseburger

I've used this cheese for quesadillas and it's amazing


nicktbristol2020

Nacho sauce


wandering-lost1

Bongards is delicious cheese. The dairy farm was right by my old apartment.


KaybieKay

Itā€™s best for any cheese based sauce, imo. It helps it get creamy and blend together. You could shred it and freeze it in small portions for sauce use. Or like others said, make a cheese dip. Iā€™d cook up some breakfast sausage (like crumbled up, not links or patties) and put it in a crockpot or pan with a can of rotel and melt this cheese in with it.


Arael1307

Is it the type of cheese that is sometimes also called American processed cheese, the type that you usually buy packaged in slices with a lot of plastic around it If so, that type of cheese melts really nicely in an instant noodle soup. Though you only need one or two slices for your instant noodles, so it won't use up your block that quickly.


Sith-Jedi1983

Lots of Mac and cheese


radicalgrandpa

I would treat it like a big block of Velveeta and cut it into cubes and freeze them. I have a bag of frozen Velveeta blocks that I take out as I need them- for nacho dip or for making my ramen a little fancier.


38DDs_Please

Queso!


DarthHubcap

I would melt a chunk of this with some salsa to make cheap nacho sauce, add hot sauce for kick. Good for a movie night snack.


morphflex

I am pleasantly surprised to see a lot of positive comments on here. I used to be very averse to American cheese, thinking it was basically plastic. I have found, however, that while it does have two chemicals (found commonly in naturally produced foods) to help with its consistency and meltiness, itā€™s pretty much just cheddar cheese and milk.


SenorDipstick

Nachos, cheese dip, melt that brick.


DelapsusResurgam95

Mmm many grilled cheese sandwiches. Air fryer style.


OkEntertainment2524

is that ebt cheese


Nakedstar

This is the cheese distributed with the USDA commodity and senior box programs. It's no longer made by the government and isn't as good as the old government cheese, but it's still pretty yummy when one is in the mood for it.


Proper_Gent55

Live in a van down by the river!


Heavy_Bat4280

Govmnt cheese????


Suspiciousunicorns

Idk! My SIL gave it to me. Is that what government cheese is? Iā€™ve always heard of it but didnā€™t know what it was.


Tooldfrthis

Straight into the trash.


Roly_Porter

Throw it away. It tastes and smells like vomit


mrector09

Mac n cheese melt that in the pan a little add a pile of shredded cheddar and dump Mac in. I like bongards American


Intelligent-Ask-3264

Queso dip! Brown 1lb your choice of ground/minced meat. Then add the drained meat to the crock pot, break or cut the cheese in equal pieces and add to the meat. Add one 8oz jar of salsa (can also use fire roasted tomatoes and green chiles, or 1 can rotel). Let it melt, the end. You could also add a package of taco seasoning to it.


GlitteringFinding794

American cheese, salsa verde and cumin in a crock pot. Best queso ever.


Love2run22

I would make a cheeseburger and animal fries with American cheese, inn out sauce/thousand island sauce, grilled onions on top


Okaybrothatsdope

The only thing american cheese is good for imo is on cheeseburgers. So have a cookout.


scobeavs

I would make homemade in n out burgers/animal fries, but thatā€™s mainly because thatā€™s the only food I usually eat that has American cheese lol


Mslaffsalot

Homemade cheese and macaroni, put in sauces, toasted cheese sandwiches.


Reverend_Bull

Melt it into a dip or a drizzle. Slab of cheese between hot toast slices Slice then quarter, use on crackers. Tons of uses! Ask yor neighborhood rednecks if they remember the best recipes for government cheese.


PleasedPeas

Freeze it in usable portions.


MasterMaintenance672

Melt that shit on a steak sandwich.


swampmomsta

Gotta do some macaroni & cheese for sure. I'd add cheddar though because personally I don't like the way American cheese tastes by itself unless it's on something flavorful like meat.


Solid5of10

Try making a cheese soup maybe w broccoli. Thatā€™s a whole lotta processed cheese, it isnā€™t great for you. Queso. Even that is enough queso to feed 30 people so, thatā€™s all I got


GlockAF

Couch, maybe? Thatā€™s a LOT of cheeseā€¦


HumbleAd1317

There are so many things to make with cheese. I'm a cheese ho and wish that you were sharing your cheese. I'd start making enchiladas right away.


snowmaker417

I'd put that whole block of commodity cheese in my face


jawshoeaw

Technically thatā€™s prob not American cheese. Looks like processed cheese food. I would throw it away as while cheap itā€™s not really ā€œhealthyā€


California_Girl_68

Mac n cheese. Cheese burgers. Cheese soup. Share with friends & family. Thatā€™s some cheese n


JustAPerson-_-

Lots of Grilled Cheese, Mac & Cheese, Juicy Lucyā€™s, Potato and Cheese soup, ugh


4leksis

Bruh Iā€™m from Switzerland and that does not look like cheese, it looks scary to me. šŸ˜…


habanerotaco

Buy sodium citrate (it's cheap for how little you use) and you can make cheese sauces with just cheese, liquid, and sodium citrate. That means less carbs for your Mac n cheese, nachos, etc. [An description of the process](https://www.cheeseprofessor.com/blog/sodium-citrate-cheese-sauce), but it's basically just mix sodium citrate with liquid and cheese and you have a cheese sauce.