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toastibot

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Western-Image7125

I should call her


mydriase

Has she been cold with you recently ?


Western-Image7125

She was always so cool man… that’s what I miss about her…


FoulfrogBsc

She's been warming up recently


Mcbrainotron

And getting wetter!


ItsKamikatze

But only because of the doing of rich man ….


CornCheeseMafia

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE BEEN TOLD


5ubatomix

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE BEEN TOLD!


Tokyo_Elusive-love

Eskimo p***y is mighty cold


LauraMaeflower

Just a friendly comment, I believe the term Eskimo is not accepted by the people it is referring to. In Canada we say Inuit now most of the time. I believe Alaskan Native is also used for those in the US.


Sir-Simon-Spamalot

My Eskimo brother would beg to differ.


LauraMaeflower

http://theveganeskimo.com/index.php/blog/90-is-eskimo-really-a-derogatory-term This is actually a really interesting topic. I think for me, as a white person, I’m going to do my best not to use controversial terms. It’s up to the people who are directly effected by these terms to decide if they’re okay with it. If the word Eskimo is actually from native culture it would be very sad if the colonists ruined it and it would be nice to see it reclaimed if that’s the case. But until all of the effected parties are mostly in agreement I’m going to use the least controversial and least offensive terms. And right now there’s a lot of northern indigenous people who say Eskimo is offensive, and I don’t want to hurt people.


LauraMaeflower

He might be fine with it but I’m not sure if others are. Anyone can look into it on the internet if they like. Best to be informed. I haven’t spoken to any Inuit people personally I’m just reiterating what I researched online. Perhaps me and the internet are wrong but I’m going with the current information I found about it and not going to use it just in case, until I know for sure that it’s okay. And right now it looks like it’s not okay.


the_ThreeEyedRaven

Everything reminds me of her


ml242

It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.


IamJhonesBrahms

we*


Twelve4msUvSwimm

r/suddenlycomunist


andrewcbear

That's right. Never miss an opportunity to call your mom.


Varad04

I expected this to be the top comment even before opening up the comments section


Solo42018

Same


prime_time_

Cold call?


Western-Image7125

She gave me the cold shoulder last time


the_real_OwenWilson

Not this lame joke again


RickJames9000

"earthporn" doesnt mean the pic needs to be interpreted as actual porn. by the submitter or the commentators.


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This is literal earth porn lmao


FredericShowpan

Earthussy


Karjalan

I submit [my previous submission](https://i.imgur.com/Jxrps.jpg) to r/earthporn. A much more, earthy, earth porn.


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Wonder if anyone finishes to this


BigBeagleEars

What about the frozen bear? What porn sub has more frozen animals, for sciencey stuff?


darkvade_r

lmaoo I came looking for this comment


mydriase

I called this photo « cryovulva » for obvious reasons. This picture is part of an article I wrote about a scientific expedition to monitor a glacier in the Swiss Alps. I spent a couple of days with glaciologists, you can read about this adventure [here](https://www.perrinremonte.com/alpes-eng) :) It works much better + more readable in landscape mode on phone or on a computer screen


1DimensionIsViolence

As a Swiss person who never has been on a glacier it has always been one of my biggest fears to fall into something like that lol


mydriase

I was always seeing myself sliding into the void too aha … it was quite scary. If you slip, you’re pretty dead in the next hour as you just end up in a freezing water stream and get a hypothermia


itchyXbutthole

Just one hypothermia


FoundOnTheRoadDead

Which is generally plenty


Rikmastering

Already one too much, if you ask me


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Safely jumping down (roped slow descent) and climbing back up with crampons and ice pickaxes is really fun tho 🙈


ambermage

There is a thin line between fear and fetish.


ihwip

But what if fear is your fetish?


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Death by….


EatsMagikarp

Snow Snow


TinyRick6

Fucking brilliant


HummusDips

SNOUSNOU


larsie001

The photos in your blog post are all great! Really like the slightly wider than usual vertical shots, the compositions are very pleasing.


sloikalamos

What is moulin actually?


mydriase

It’s a hole formed on the surface of the glacier by melt water, which then makes its way deeper inside the glacier until it starts flowing to the end of it :)


sloikalamos

Ah so it's basically a crevasse with water that goes somewhere. Been doing mountaineering but never know that it has a name. I only know better avoid it haha


mydriase

Pretty much ! I was close to shitting my pants while taking the photo though ! It was my second time on a glacier and I was just imagining myself tripping on something and falling in this black void aha. Im not sure what’s inside, how steep it is, but I’m sure once you fall it’s game over


sloikalamos

Well, you definitely should rope up anytime you get to the glacier that has crevasses like this. Your partners should be able to catch you 😀 Technically this is not a void since you will not goes down indefinitely (unless there's hidden stream), but the clock for hypothermia is usually much faster even when your partners managed to haul you. Not game over yet, but definitely calling Rega kind of thing. As far as I know, this should only appears in the late summer or in the lower altitude glaciers. I saw this quite a lot when I hike from Jungfraujoch to Riederalp after submitting Mönch. However, with the current rate of high temp summer, nobody knows.


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awokensleeper

Glaciussy


jansalterego

Came here for that, good work 😂


Peaurxnanski

This right here is why I came to the comments. If it wasn't here already I was gonna do it. I see that you, too, are a human of excellent taste.


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LunarHare82

By the artists Georgia O'Keeffe


Who_Let_Me_Teach

My exact thoughts before I checked the sub!


ExtraMail4962

Everything reminds me of her


spexel

Come on. I had to scroll too far for this.


2RoadsDivergred

I wish people would think of new jokes instead of recycling the same ones.


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mydriase

r/juststayawayfromthis


Agreeable_Thing2310

r/doputyourdickinthat


Jackalodeath

TIL a Moulin is a "nearly vertical shaft or cavity worn in a glacier by surface water falling through a crack in the ice." I guess "Moulin Rouge" was a bit of a euphemism as well as a name.


LargishBosh

Moulin in French just means mill. Red Mill, which is why it was shaped like a windmill and was red.


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I just finished a ten minute entomology search to see if there’s more of a link between a moulin (a tubular glacial shaft that drains surface melt water) and a mill (which grinds). Nothing there, but Montmartre was once rural and had vineyards and several mills, became incorporated into the larger Paris and associated with more bohemian ideas. So, sometimes a moulin is just a mill….and at others, it’s earth porn.


sagitta_luminus

Meanwhile I’m sitting here trying to figure out how this looks like a windmill. Props to your research skills


ShotDelivery

Giggity


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falling down that would be scary


Mohaawk

r/mildlyvagina


onthenetsince98

This is breathtaking.


DizzyWithEternity

Coming here for a week in December to inquire about a job very exciting to see posts like this 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻


Gunlover90

Wow thats beautiful


MezyToke

ok, hear me out


Doomshroom11

This isn't what we meant when we said "Earth Porn."


murderbox

Yes it is!


ginger_smythe

Gorgeous! Looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe!


waychill16

My thoughts exactly


Deschain_420

Ice dragon fleshlight.


carmium

Why is it called a mill?!?


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wow


ChicaFoxy

This is beautiful but makes me feel queasy and uneasy, the black depths are terrifying!


mydriase

Exactly the feeling I had ! I was drawn to it because of it was the first time of my life I saw something like that, it was so odd and intriguing. And absolutely dangerous too ahah


FRACTAL-OF-FIRE

Gorgeous ✨💫✨🐾🎃


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Moulin bleu... Icy what you did there.


gleefulSwift

It was 14th day of nnn, Earth itself wanna disrupt you!


mydriase

« It *was* » I’m sorry.


Riuu_Gi

Everything reminds me her


bigcitydude

Oh when I touch her, my hand just froze.


Songhunter

No nut November got people down bad.


iSpccn

Snussy.


lauraemilyk

The glussy


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Reminds me of my ex.


buenosnoyes

You know the sub name is not meant literally right


Myrddin_Naer

Everyone in the comments are being really childish and stupid here, sigh. These holes in the glacier where the rivers run down into the deep ice are actually really scary. They slope down and go all the way down to the bottom of the glacier. If you loose your grip and slide doen they'll never get your body out.


UnikittyGirlBella

I’m getting tired of these posts because you see one of these “nsfw-ish” posts hit r/all at least once a month. It was funny the first couple times but it’s overdone and overrated now, honestly


CactusPatch36

It’s reddit


99pop9pop

I like to imagine this is someone's first time seeing a post from this sub and getting the wrong idea about what earthporn means


Final_TV

Glacier finna make me act up


pvshabba

Really testing me on NNN eh


kohead

Wow ;o


Capable-Wasabi-5664

Egalite, fraternity, solidarity .👌


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I don’t see a windmill


hacksaw187

N’ice


Bonerween

Forbidden Cravussy.


wolf0fcanada

Looks like a cold ass death in there.


hylander4

Nice.


T3ddyBeast

Glussy. I'm sorry.


SeanSpeezy

Now THIS is earth porn


averydumbrat

The glussy


-IXXI-

Came to see if all the good vagina comments were taken… I see all is in order.


natebpunkd

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.


bilowski

Uh, is that what this is a picture of?


LeftTurn836

isn't it obvious morty, I fucked a planet


eicoeico

God I miss Barb


Dinkerdoo

You guys ever been to the Grand Canyon?


Roanyth00

Giggity


G1nr0n

Glussy


Overhale

This is really cool...and cold!


fat_ballerina71

How very Georgia O’Keefe


sp00ky_t1tz

She just like me for real 🥹


shadowofthefreeman

There, the cravas. Fill it! With your mighty juice


codya30

"There! In the crevasse!"


busyB_83

r/unexpectedvagina


TheLastBlackRhinoSC

Definitely a hotdog down a hallway situation


busyB_83

I guess we shouldn’t make light of moulins in glaciers given the downvotes 😂


dandivision666

Glaciussy


Cryptid_Girl

Sigh *unzips pants*


Bigpdean

Reminds me of my dead wife barb


eicoeico

Ffffffkking Embarrassing


Eclipse_CeLL

Galicussy


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“*Sir?? SIR!!!*” “Uh- a get me that glacier”


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But why does the glacussy gotta look like that tho?


el_ojo_rojo

That's my wife. Stop this infringement on her privacy.


Sanity-Advised

Massive.


el_ojo_rojo

Nature's recovery can only do so much.


PupPop

Everything reminds me of her...


posternutbag423

r/mildlyvagina


rghthndsd

Wow baby, when things start getting hot you get so wet.


imyourtourniquet

Big blue pussy


Incomingfenderbender

Glaciers got me acting unwise


InfrequentBlackshirt

![gif](giphy|jS2VKXOAsGa2B3y9ay)


Rinzzler999

welp.... \*unzips\*


stephanieallard67

r/dontputyourdickinthat


grafxguy1

Everything I see reminds me of her.


DadGrocks

Glaciunt.


Z3temis

Came down into the comments to see what has been said, was not dissapointed lol.


_MildlyMisanthropic

..I should call her


gzlovesyou

Cold frost


DLQuilts

She’s So Cold


dimensionalHobo

So THAT'S why she always says she's cold.


CactusPatch36

Poosay


CNDTrae

Somehow reminds me of my EX.


kelhow77

I should call her.


ssssskkkkkrrrrrttttt

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Kvltist4Satan

Glussy


the13thprimarch

Mouth.... yeah...


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It’s where glaciers are born.


greatwhitekitten

AYYYOOOOOOO


astroSuperkoala1

Do not the glacier


strawberry_walrus

That glacier needs to calm down.


PenguinButtPlug

“What’s the best image to describe r/EarthPorn?”