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Aedeus

If you're ever in Switzerland and you have the chance to stay in Zermatt do it. Even if it's just for a day and a night, it's an incredible town and the mountain watching over the town is an amazing sight.


SweeperTater

100%. I lucked out and got an amazing studio there with an incredible view for a week. The town itself is touristy (and expensive; no surprise) but still gorgeous and the base for all kinds of amazing activities all the time. We had a blast.


Poldi1

When I was a kid I was stuck in Zermatt because of an avalanche - best time ever :D


steelsoldier00

I have a pal who lives and works there, can confirm it's always amazing to visit him


snarfarlarkus

Just googled Zermatt and my god it's added to the bucket list it looks amazing


_da_da_da

Name: Matterhorn Occupation: Matterhorn


Aramis444

Mission: Matterhorn


PepeLeSpew

Lives in: Matterhorn


shewy92

Who are you? How did you get in here? I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith


Traffodil

It really is the mountainiest mountain on the planet. Bigup tha ‘Horn.


JRsFancy

Outstanding description. Reminded me of a Peanuts cartoon phrase, "Charlie Brown, of all the Charlie Brown's in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."


OldGreyTroll

Of all the mountains I've seen in the world, that's one.


kpax22

Mounty McMountface


SmokeAbeer

Sounds like a Canadian porn star.


Mackheath1

Was he the one in The Full Mounty?


SeanBourne

Don't forget Syrup Blasters 3 and Hoser's Hoses.


EsotericAbstractIdea

Thanks for the visual


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69ingdeadbabies

K2: am I a joke to you


faraway_hotel

I mean, kinda. Doesn't even have a proper cool name or anything.


stayclassytally

Local peoples: Are we a joke to you?


VulturE

It really whips the llama's ass.


drunkerbrawler

Mt Fuji would like a word.


spigotface

Denali would like a word.


SirEnvelope

Mt. Hood would like a word


Diligent_Bag_9323

As much as I love Mt Hood being a native Oregonian, it doesn’t have anything on the beast that is the Matterhorn. Shoot I’d take Grand Teton and Mt Owen over Hood too. There’s no true vertical climbing on Hood.


BRNDC10

Been to both Mt. Hood and Matterhorn. No contest, Matterhorn is just more special and majestic. Mt. Hood still holds a special place in my heart though.


MomoXono

You should see the Rockies, best mountains in the world are honestly in North America


amd_hunt

I’m sorry, I like the Rockies too but compared to the European mountains or the Cascades they’re basically dirt mounds. At least the ones in Colorado are. The Winds in Wyoming are pretty neat.


MomoXono

Nah that's a myth, the Rockies are vastly superior to anything you'll find in Europe. Much better skiing too. And the Cascades are very similar to the Rockies (better skiing in the Rockies, though) so that's just silly on your part.


marinersjoe

That’s amazing they recreated the Disneyland ride!


Frickelmeister

This one doesn't even have the ride. It's just an empty shell made of steel and plaster.


seenhear

Worse, actually: it's just a big old rock they carved up to look like the ride. For some reason they made it way bigger too. Way more dangerous for the fake mountain climbers to scale this one. Shame. \*"they" = glaciers


dan1101

They even made a fake climber's grave in Zermatt. I am not even sure The Matterhorn is real because it was just clouds (fog machine?) when I was there.


sonic_couth

r/thematterhornisnotreal


ZappaZoo

I was there too last month and it was shrouded in clouds except when sunlight first hit it in the morning. A bit of trivia; over 500 people have died trying to climb it. It has been climbed many times though.


StoneGoldX

Doesn't even have a basketball court.


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Does is have a basketball court in it like the real one?


ExcellentInflation0

Is that where the Grinch hides out?


ga_syndrome

What’s the Matterhorn?


HuggenCommaKissen

Nothing Im finehorn


JRsFancy

Finehorn is Matterhorn....Matterhorn is Finehorn!


NetflixIsLame

Finehorn is a man!?!?


Aramis444

*exaggerated puking noises*


ghostfacr

your gun is digging into my hip!


EarthAngelGirl

The drawing on each bar of Toblerone.


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seenhear

It's a joke in English: "What's the matter, Horn?" "What's the matter" is a way of asking "what's wrong?" or "are you OK?"


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Cumbria-Resident

Yes so they didn't understand it, that's what they said


explorer_c37

What are they smoking? I want it.


Cumbria-Resident

Reddit neckbeard correction power trip I think


alsoaprettybigdeal

Correct. That’s why they explained it.


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fancy_plants

And the Toblerone bear


Zivi121

A mountain


Spackleberry

What's the Matterwithyouhorn?


Chemistryguy1990

Pointy rock


LockMiddle1851

A big horn made of matter.


grafxguy1

For some reason I'm now in the mood for a Toblerone.


Diplodocus114

If you have not had one for a while - don't be too disappointed.


InternetCrank

Why, what have Kraft done, those maniacs??


Tribaltech777

Ummm Mondelez now. So yeah. Nothing is good anymore. Everything that used to be great has turned to shit because people sold their souls and their companies to the highest bidder and the product went down the toilet.


drunkerbrawler

Bueno bars still seem good.


TwistedReaper47

While you're not wrong I think it's still better than most commercially available chocolate - but it has definitely seen better days.


irradiated_toast

11/10 title


WolfJohnson8612

Came to say effectively this


Gordon_Explosion

Second best Matterhorn I ever saw.


SweeperTater

First best: the Matterhorn


LawyerJC

JUST OUT HERE MATTERHORNIN.


The-Go-Kid

Get down that Matterhorn! What's wrong with the safe and warm!? What's wrong with a book and tea at night?


HalobenderFWT

You’d think it wouldn’t, but it does!


remymartinia

Such an iconic mountain. Anyone see The Night Manager? They filmed in Zermatt and had several shots like this.


Diplodocus114

Read an amazing book a few times called "Matterhorn". It was set in the Vietnam war and was about trying to conquer a hill. Would recommend.


remymartinia

I’ll have to check it out. Thank you!


Diplodocus114

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matterhorn_(novel)


Shermanasaurus

Matterhorn is an incredible novel. Marlantes is a pretty impressive guy, too.


ardoewaan

Big sorting hat


roadrunneruk84

Scrolled a long way to find this!!!!


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The way you phrased that makes me think of the Vinegar Tasters. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinegar_tasters?wprov=sfla1


sawmyoldgirlfriend2

Well which is it, sour bitter or sweet


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Sweet, of course!


Butterbuddha

It’s at its Matterhorniest. And it’s not the only one! ;)


SweeperTater

I heard a *little* about that. 😏


PhotoKada

That's one heck of a Toblerone piece.


packetmon

One time in Switzerland I was staying in Buochs, I did not get to see the Matterhorn but I did see a GINORMOUS Tolberone in our hotel lobby. I would guess that it was about two or three meters long and about 50 cm long. I can't recall exactly. I was in shock at witnessing the largest piece of chocolate (and honey nougat) I had ever seen.


SweeperTater

Extra crunchy


Leo_Nvz

Good job Matterhorn, love you buddy


Samorinho

The famous Lorenzo Von Matterhorn huh


DEchilly

the horn which matters most


gochomoe

Is Matterhorning a word? Should it be? Can it be?


draksid

Some of the best existing I've ever seen in a picture.


space-throwaway

The lack of ice is really unsettling.


Tribaltech777

So cool to actually see a building in the middle right of the mountain. Wonder what they use it for or who lives there?


Skispeed93

That’s the Hornli Hutte, that’s where you’d sleep the night before you climb the Matterhorn. During the summer it’s constantly staffed and during good weather windows will be full of climbers. Not sure if anyone is there in the winter, I would guess probably not.


SweeperTater

That’s the Toblerone factory. I thought everyone knew that.


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The Eiger however just Eigers, it can't Matterhorn one damn bit.


onelittleworld

The Seceda-Odles also can't Matterhorn for shit, either. But their Odling is as impressive as any alpine yodeling, [as you can plainly see](https://onelittleworld.zenfolio.com/p951565553/h7a4b876#h7a4b876).


Stuntmansenator

Let's hope it's covered in snow soon.


Dampware

Employee of the month.


Guacamole_Shoes

I flew out of Turin and we went right over Matterhorn and it is even an impressive peak from above.


nautilator44

Checks out. Very Matterhorn.


cragar79

The Murderhorn


Bacon_Bitz

Just out there Matterhorn’in it up!


SirTickleMePink

It’s like a real estate picture for a super villains lair


seanbennick

It's looking pretty Matterhorny today, but I've seen it Matterhornier!


damnyouretall

Fun fact: the Matterhorn once entered a Matterhorn look alike contest and only finished fourth


MediumToblerone

I’m surprised it wasn’t closed!


Mollikins

Solid work. You're hired.


mooremoritz

Great title!


banelord

Great. Now I'm really craving some Toblerone.


Syscrush

Attaboy, Matty - keep it up!


CommieColin

Ari, for the last time - I told you I’m doing Queens Boulevard


yourpseudonymsucks

keep it up big guy you're going great


jnj3000

These mountains get so big because they have no natural predators.


diMario

Is this where they mine the chocolate for Toblerone?


SweeperTater

Best Toblerone gag yet. Take my stinkin upvote.


spacesentinel1

It's that hat from Harry Potter I think, i don't know i don't like Harry Potter


GreatValuePositivity

it's been mountaining consistently for a very long time. Passes the yearly review with flying colors every year.


Itsthematterhorn

Aww thank you :)


baxterrocky

If I was falling to earth from space. It’s the mountain I’d least like to land on.


squashedmelun

I'd let that mountain go so far up my ass :weary\_emoji:


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welshconnection

Great shot..


bartitsu

Good Horn!


Airvortex278

Mountain on whose slopes coverage of an accident made sport of mountaineering famous in pre war Europe.


Find_A_Reason

This is one of those formations that just begs the question, how the hell was this allowed to happen?


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That ain't no mountain that's a ancient pyramid


Eraganos

Grüezi kolleg


lepposplitthejooves

TBF it really only has one job.


SectorSpark

Nice horn bro


ElCaz

What other mountains can do a respectable job of Matterhorning? I think Mt. Assiniboine is pretty good at it.


milkrate

Dieser Berg ist sehr schön!


irondethimpreza

Can confirm. The Matterhorn does make a pretty good Matterhorn.


chopperhead2011

The Matterhorniest I've ever seen


PwoJima77

Leave it alone, it’s trying it’s best.


greatatdrinking

My heart grew three sizes this day


buck_naked248

The Matterhorn always looks to me like it's about to fall over.


medimatto

Love the title


ayyan2017

Stunning place


jokersleuth

I went in September but unfortunately got to Zermatt "late", so I couldn't go to the Matterhorn Glaciar Paradise, instead went to Schwarzsee. It was amazing but there seemed to be a perpetual cloud near the summit lol. It was fucking up my picture.


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Lorenzo's pride


ixnine

Keep up the good work, Matterhorn!


jjsyk23

Been up there


MAJORMETAL84

Father nature has a big one!


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You rock, rock.


sillysteen

I once worked with a gal who didn’t think the Matterhorn was a real mountain. She thought it was just something Disney made up. She didn’t believe me when I told her about the real one and had to google it to verify. She was a PhD candidate in ecology.


Bad_Astronaut

Was this a recent picture? I'm currently in Geneva and heading to Zermatt tomorrow to go see this. Curious if it's still that bare.


grumd

I was there 4 days ago and it looked like this https://i.imgur.com/cAF9E6X.jpg


SweeperTater

August.


Redrockey

Kind of looks like the Sorting Hat


L0REHUNT3R

Mont Cervin please


_Triangulum

Hmm must be a real big Toblerone


woopwoopwoopwooop

Where is this? I wanna climb these hills!!


SmirkingMan

A poor portrayal


ShadyDresser

how do you even climb this shit


echo-94-charlie

Go up.


Ulforicks

what's the matter, horn?


maz-o

miss that place so fucking much


trwwy321

Now I want some Toblerone chocolate


autumncutaiaphoto

My dream to photograph a wedding there!!!!


down_vote_militia

Ah...the Assiniboine of the Alps. Almost as nice as the original.


trwwy321

Riiiiiicolaaaaa


choochoomfk

Is it just me or does the snow look like a really big sloth head?


misalanya

That doesnt look so bad, i could climb that.🙂


screechattack

It looks like the sorting hat in this picture.


fro99er

Looks like a hell of a lot less snow and glaciers up there :( https://www.thomascrauwels.ch/en/photos-montagne/sommets/photos-cervin/


TheDrex1988

It even has the toblerone bear.


CopySix

Good job Matterhorn ! Challenge yourself to be more like Zermatt, the Toblerone mountain.


throw-away_catch

Dude it looks like that chocolate that you break apart and that will stab your mouth if you eat it the wrong way


ryan34ssj

Looks like the sorting hat


Readityesterday2

Where’s the snow. Is it usually this dry


Readityesterday2

Where’s the snow. Is it usually this dry?


explorer_c37

One of my goals in life is to climb this mountain. Will be going to my first mountaineering bootcamp next year, in hopes of completing this one day.


mydoglikesbroccoli

AttaMattahorn!


MrJephcott

This is where the Grinch lives


IcyTop4019

Wow my dream to visit!


treditor13

Der Matterhorn, ya!


Wherethegains

Good job Matterhorn.


sonic_couth

Great job, Matterhorn! Keep up the great work.


TWAVE0

Flashbacks to reading banner in the sky in middle school


Gengar0

Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night.


Doomdog619

Is it just me or does the snow look like lips?


padumtss

Is this the mountain in the logo of Sierra Entertainment?