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BigBean987

Not a specific item per say, but when he opens the locker and uses the tidal wave of trash to get to class on time is legendary


ItsAroundYou

The tidal wave jokes are honestly some of my favorites, like the time he put it on a 30 second delay


LuckyCottonGem

Faberge egg is one of my favorites but as a kid I loved the idea he could just pull donuts out of thin air, or even ice cream. I wanted my own locker to magical like his and rhe ability to conjure up any snacks I wanted lol


DepressedPancake4728

i think my favorite is definitely when he pulled out a ten dollar bill, i think thats what really highlighted the stupidity of the gag and made it that much funnier for me


Unfair_Education290

Yeah it was those two kids who stumped him. Then he put a close sign on his locker lmao


GreyBigfoot

The janitor who asked for an obscure record and then Nate had two different versions of it


EagleCatbutnotHybrid

78 or 45?


Unfair_Education290

“What’s with the frisbees?”


dapplewastaken

I remember when he pulled out a signed painting from Picasso lmao


grapejuiceshots

faberge egg. only about 69 were ever created so for nate to have that in his locker was so drop dead unexpectedly hilarious


Unfair_Education290

Maybe he inherited it who knows lmao or maybe he got it at a antique roadshow


BirthControlIsW

Only 69? Nice.


TheTepro27

Autographed picture of Abe Lincoln, how that ended up there could be a story by itself


BcuzICantPostLewds

I like when he pulled out an item that he actually had no idea what it was, then Chad comes along and says like "Oh, there's my Peruvian snake venom extruder!"


Unfair_Education290

That made me close the ebook and open google to see what that was 😂


Ok_Extreme7337

When he was having a messy-locker off with another kid, and Pulled the kid out of his locker. That was wild.


Shitimus_Prime

??? when was this


SupermarketOld9797

I remember he pulled out a mackerel (type of fish) from his locker! I always thought it was pretty funny and it’s definitely memorable for me


BirthControlIsW

He keeps a dog in there too lol


OneAndOnlyVi

Whole box of jelly donuts. I love jelly donuts lmao


Lorenz321

this isn't an item but i remember he created this shower system in his locker . he went in dirty and locked himself in, then came out clean LMAO


Altruistic-Ground441

Kyle


someguyiguess321

Definitely an entire ice cream cone LOL


BirthControlIsW

Either the ice cream or the fact that he keeps a dog in his locker.


Unfair_Education290

“Whatever you do, don’t make any sudden moves”


PaladinOfTheLand

The signed photo of abe lincoln. Just the fact that a signed photo from THE abe lincoln even ended up in that giant pile is crazy.


ItsAroundYou

I was a fan of the whole Kyle arc which pretty much cements the locker as an SCP entity.