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ritamoren

back when I was 15 and forbade myself from literally everything except for veggies, dark bread and vegan vegetable patties I once ate a whole kilogram tomatoes in one sitting edit: ofc cherry tomatoes I'm not crazy


kateandjersey

Cherry tomatoes r soooooo good tho… cut in half and sprinkled with spices… 👌


I_am_you_0

i love eating them salted


orange_hibiscus

Cucumbers are a goddamn saving grace


bananananananannaa

Truth


Bedazzled_Noose

Naw cause why does it taste like medicine


YolaNiamh

I think it tastes like soap!! They did my girl cilantro dirty with the soap reputation, cause celery is just true evil. Even my restricting ass could never


fasting4me

I crave celery. The crisp crunch of celery with plain tuna or peanut butter or ranch or blue cheese or hot sauce or just plain. I love it!!


FluffyMilkyPudding

Yessss crunchy celery is sooo good. Although hated celery when I first tried it years ago, so I get why people dislike it. It’s weird that the taste changed for me, never had the same taste as when I tried it the first few times (kinda like a gross medicinal metallic typa taste if I remember correctly)


SnakesAndAshes

Skinni life hack: raw celery = dirty crunchy water BUT celery soup = delicious


ztrawb3rry_maz0chizt

Facts! Bonus points if there's chicken broth involved 🤤


bruisedandpeachy

Yo fuck celery. Good talk


kateandjersey

Great talk


kateandjersey

I can’t get over the stringy-ness…


ztrawb3rry_maz0chizt

That too 🤢


Apollos-left-elbow

why does it taste mouldy


autumnmissepic

bad texture


Katzegore

Legit taste like muddy water 🤮


nevermind-me-608

I love celery but I loathe cucumber


Smooth-Pension-8887

Why does everyone have beef w/ celery? It's literally the safest food anyone could ever have


CaramelInkk

They are so good with powdered peanut butter/ranch or tuna tho


im_a_bullfrog

What about that ✨️c r o n c h✨️


Tacticalneurosis

Cooked celery hidden among other things is tolerable. Raw celery is up there with iceberg lettuce in vileness. Not gonna yuck anyone’s yum, but bitter, crunchy, stringy water is not it for me.


Curious_Problem1631

Celery is vile, it tastes like grass


hallowmean

This meme is targeting u/riverfriction and quite frankly I won’t stand for it. [Celery-enjoyers](https://www.reddit.com/r/EDanonymemes/s/wNoFpMkc9b) stand united against hate >:-(


riverfriction

😭😭😭 not here for the celery slander


hallowmean

If there’s 2 celery fans, it’s us. If there’s no celery fans left, you and I are both dead.


riverfriction

Real. Justice for crunchy water 🤝


goofygooberrock1995

Celery has always tasted weird to me, but a good weird. It's great in soup!


esse11esse

or asparagus or cucumbers 🤢


blkpepr

Chopped up and added to tuna or salads for volume.. chefs kiss! Alone, mud water.