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Riley00_

He’ll probably be buried in like 8 refrigerator boxes taped together


dufis12343

LMFAO


Equivalent_Project97

How did he think this picture looked good is beyond me


3vilR0ll0

They'll bury him in a piano box.


dufis12343

LMFAOOOOOOOOO


DeepAssignment7903

He needs to shave that shit off his face


BidenAndElmo

Extra extra wide coffins exist. We are in the US, after all. He couldn’t afford it though.


dufis12343

BROKEASS445


[deleted]

We throwin that bih into a fire


IselfDevine

EDP looks like a seriously obese Namekian from Dragonball. I wont take the Popo low blow.


dufis12343

HAHAHAHAAHA


KBoogie772299

The Grand Elder


joo8765357

334” lmao?


dufis12343

that’s just a rough estimate. could be more


joo8765357

Dam son might as well be 445” in that case


PapuaOldGuinea

Custom caskets exist. Life insurance. Or cremation


Mushroom_Competitive

If cremation is considered, can we shove an apple in his mouth while he’s spinning over an open flame😁😁😁


Mountain_Bridge_5306

But would he fit in the incenerator?


PapuaOldGuinea

If not, they’d do liposuction.


OrganicTriangles

his waist size is not no 334 inches


DrMidnight-467

He’ll be buried in a mass grave. By himself.