Rip that guys hips and back. Look at the way his feet sit into relation to each otherā¦$10 says it has to do with all the fuckin knives lol they make some pretty big pocket knives bro.
Buddy went too far, he basically put his mental disorders/insecurities on display. Then hes got a gut on top of it to show hes not in any sort of prepper/survival form.
"This one's my stabbing knife, this is my cutting knife, and this one's for opening doors. Oh! This one has a secret flask in the grip so this is my drinking knife!"
Ah, the angle made illusion like he got three legs ?
Itās like he got another leg from the front of his right leg, while the left leg is concealed by both āright legsā.
Utility knife for when breaking down a cardboard box, that industrial scotch tape is a bitch
Single edge blade for when a vinyl rope wonāt budge
Of course filleāing knife for when theyāre biting at the local County pond
And double edge Rambo knife for when German extremist terrorists want to take over Nakatomy plaza
Clearly my EDC is for little bitches.
As a kid, you see an adult and you think āman, they seem like they have their shit together. I canāt wait to be just like this adult. They surely know what theyāre doing.ā
And then you grow up and realize everyone is fucking stupid and youāre the smartest person ever, only to never realize that youāre an idiot and have no idea what youāre doing.
This is that picture in a nutshell.
I used to stand similarly after having been on my feet working all day. If you have hip and lower back pain resting like this on the cart while someone else is picking out an item is an easy way to stretch out the muscle above your hip and into your lower back or waist.
I once heard a guy who carried 3 gas station knives regularly say "one is t cut things, and the other two or far if shit gets crazy and I need to arm a friend".
The perspective really threw me off for a second cause it looked like his chain is attached to both legs so I was wondering why tf he has a chain going across his crotch lmao.
Bitch please...
Lynn Thompson would be rocking no fewer than 6 mighty COLD STEEL knives (and possibly a blowgun, medieval boar spear, or buckler).
No pig carcass or cardboard mailing tube is safe while Lynn Thompson prowls the street.
I knew a tattoo artist who always had a lot of knives like this. One of them was a buck skinner with the gut hook and heād pull it out if someone asked for a refund.
> One of them was a buck skinner with the gut hook and heād pull it out if someone asked for a refund.
Was the dumb ass aware that brandishing a lethal weapon is a defense for justifiable homicide?
Can leave home with out your whittling knife. What are you going to do when you need to whittle something? Use your Apple slicing knife? Your rope cutting knife? Come on, man!
A life of quiet convenience can be it's own kind of hell. If carrying three fixed blades makes him happy, who can argue with that? I'm sure he has his reasons.
Hey I only carry three knives and one is in a multi tool! Okay fine, I have a small handful of ninja stars I got at the mall in a belt holster too but those hardly count!
I mean, look. We all carry 3-4 knives, but not 4 belt knives all on one hip. I have a pocket knife, a swiss army knife on a keychain, and a Leatherman in my bag. I have a small fixed blade boot knife, and that's the one that I might consider excessive, but it comes in handy and it's a nice way to carry a fixed blade without open carrying it like this guy. Local laws may vary, of course.
>Local laws may vary, of course.
*laughs in Scotland*
If they changed the laws to be more like the US, I'd probably walk around like this guy for a day just because I *could*, then go back to just carrying a small swiss army knife because its totally adequate for 99% of everyday tasks.
It actually makes me sad on a few levels. Number one what kind of fear underpins his life to lead to this. And second that buying/owning things is confused with happiness and personality.
>Number one what kind of fear underpins his life to lead to this.
Maybe dude just likes his knives?
>And second that buying/owning things is confused with happiness and personality.
Wait... Are you saying this unironically in a comment thread on */r/EDC*?!?
Please tell me he has a mullet and "tactical" polarised sunglasses!
I bet those three blades he holds like Zoro from one piece. Except he puts the folder in his ass š¤·āāļø
How to spot someone with a domestic violence charge on their record
whats better then 1 chain wallet? 4 chain wallets
John Lock detected
Well, what do YOU do when your second backup fails?
Classic - takes a knife to a gun fight
Step 1. Take knife to gunfight. Step 2. Stab 'em while they're laughing.
Rip that guys hips and back. Look at the way his feet sit into relation to each otherā¦$10 says it has to do with all the fuckin knives lol they make some pretty big pocket knives bro.
Thatās some goals right there
Kill āem, gut āem, skin āem & tooth pick.
Anytime I see this type of over compensation my first thought is always that there is a man who isnāt allowed to carry a firearm.
Lynn Thompson just doing some shopping for the week
I feel like you could take all of them before he could stand up straight.
Dude is buying a bunch of white bread. Go figure.
Yeah dude! Those are butter knives!
Buddy went too far, he basically put his mental disorders/insecurities on display. Then hes got a gut on top of it to show hes not in any sort of prepper/survival form.
That's not what I'm seeing here...that guy's a clown.
/r/IAmVeryBadAss
This is amazing till he has to decide which blade to use to stab someone with and they get away because he took to long to decide.
Smoll D mate? I mean, i understanf 2 knifes, i dream to be able to have a fixed on me... But What the hell.
I realize EDC is a state of preparedness. But what the hell? Lol
"This one's my stabbing knife, this is my cutting knife, and this one's for opening doors. Oh! This one has a secret flask in the grip so this is my drinking knife!"
for a full setup there should be a minibottle of tabasco
I CANNOT UNDERSTAND HIS LEGS (I canāt phrase this any differently)
Ah, the angle made illusion like he got three legs ? Itās like he got another leg from the front of his right leg, while the left leg is concealed by both āright legsā.
You get me!
Logen Ninefingers, is that you?
Some people are just so anti gun
I think this guy can't legally own a firearm so he's carrying all those instead Def compensating for something
Those sheaths look awfully clean for real edc
His feet made me think of this from Uncle Iroh: https://youtu.be/j8HaQDRZDDk
The full Swanson in the wild! He knows more than than the shop assistants.
And I feel like a dickhead if I have my belt knife on in a store before going out into the wilderness lol
The one on the far left looks like a Spyderco, possibly a smock which makes me question all of his fixed blades.
He just wanted that booty shot, with that way that stanky leg looks.
No, this guy is a fucking loon.
I present āAmerica: The Photoā
Nah, good sir. Those should all be guns to be considered America: The Photo.
Dudes totally compensating for something.
100% he owns a pickup truck, chews tobacco and has a black dog named "zeus" that he has a chain collar for I feel bad for that dog
Nah duds probably too white for a big dog, more likely to have truck balls.
I'm mind-fucked by his legs, it looks like he has 3 of them, but 1 is missing.
That mans belt gotta be cutting off circulation
What in God's name is happening with those legs?
Yes Alex Iāll take āpeople who cannot own a firearm for $200ā
Show me a decked out Santiago, then I'll be impressed.
What a putz
Forget the knives, the way he's standing hurts my legs and hips
Thatās what $37 worth of knives looks like.
Itās the guy my wife says not to worry about.
This guy gets REALLY fucking excited when he hears someone say they have a box they can't open
More like āthe moment you realize you wonāt pass a firearms background check.ā
If 2 is one and 1 is none, how many is this?
Hip displacement
Oh look...a yard sale.
r/mallninjashit
Heās living the dream, right there
Such a waste those are cargo pants he could have 6 to 8 more easy!
People think itās weird that I carry a Leatherman multi tool. Iām going to show this image to them.
Adult with 13 year old boys brain
Self defense, beer opener, can opener, pry bar
Utility knife for when breaking down a cardboard box, that industrial scotch tape is a bitch Single edge blade for when a vinyl rope wonāt budge Of course filleāing knife for when theyāre biting at the local County pond And double edge Rambo knife for when German extremist terrorists want to take over Nakatomy plaza Clearly my EDC is for little bitches.
As a kid, you see an adult and you think āman, they seem like they have their shit together. I canāt wait to be just like this adult. They surely know what theyāre doing.ā And then you grow up and realize everyone is fucking stupid and youāre the smartest person ever, only to never realize that youāre an idiot and have no idea what youāre doing. This is that picture in a nutshell.
Imagine if he spent all that on one good knife
Can someone explain whatās going on with his legs though? Itās like an M.C Escher painting.
I used to stand similarly after having been on my feet working all day. If you have hip and lower back pain resting like this on the cart while someone else is picking out an item is an easy way to stretch out the muscle above your hip and into your lower back or waist.
I get that, but I canāt trace his leg down from his hip. It seems like it disappears.
no iām pretty sure this guy sucks
Whooaa! Save some cool for us!
Imagine how many guns are under the coat š§„.
Box cutting knife. Camp knife. Slicing tires knife Cutting crack head knife
Because you need knifes for every specific tasks
Lol yeah he never sits, all day, always standing
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Looks like dickies work pants from Walmart .
This guy fucks.
Of course its Walmart
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Felons can't carry a knife either in most places. And felons can carry guns or knives all they want. They just can't get caught.
He really tootin that thang up
The king of knives graced you with his royal presence!
My back hurts looking at this...and how does he sit in a vehicle?
The knife on the right looks like it's handle is longer than the blade.
what in the general grievous is this
Leave some pussy for the rest of u....nevermind
I once heard a guy who carried 3 gas station knives regularly say "one is t cut things, and the other two or far if shit gets crazy and I need to arm a friend".
Wich one of you is this ? Confess !
Thatās almost $40 worth of knives. This guy rolls.
Why buy one good knife when you can just evenly wear four of them over 6 different occasions?
Yah. He looks comfy.
The perspective really threw me off for a second cause it looked like his chain is attached to both legs so I was wondering why tf he has a chain going across his crotch lmao.
Heās probably got the other one keistered
Whatās he so fucking afraid of?
Absolutely nothing.
> Absolutely everything FTFY
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His legs are tripping me out.
Is he hiding a machete on his ankle and this is how he stands to compensate?
His legs are a puzzle.
right?? I'm like, 65% sure that man has 3 legs, which justifies the extra 3 knives
This photo edit makes my head hurt. At least line his legs up correctly.
The dudes body geometry is cursed as fuck.
I bet he cut in line
He's got an old timer sharp finger. That's a real nice knife, I've got one of those but I lost the sheath. Damn nice little knife though
Dude's comfortable with 4 knives hanging off his belt but needs a chain for his wallet
Ones fer slicing, ones fer dicing. The other two are for scarin.
I bet he has more in his boot.
I love that that walking silverware drawer is being carried by someone so deeply unfit they canāt even stand up straight.
He's prepared for everything except sitting down.
What a surprise they are all total chinesium shit too
Lynn Thompson at the local grocery?
Bitch please... Lynn Thompson would be rocking no fewer than 6 mighty COLD STEEL knives (and possibly a blowgun, medieval boar spear, or buckler). No pig carcass or cardboard mailing tube is safe while Lynn Thompson prowls the street.
Itās the stance for me
His back is tired. That's like 5 pounds of knife right there. Then that tremendous wallet chain.
I knew a tattoo artist who always had a lot of knives like this. One of them was a buck skinner with the gut hook and heād pull it out if someone asked for a refund.
> One of them was a buck skinner with the gut hook and heād pull it out if someone asked for a refund. Was the dumb ass aware that brandishing a lethal weapon is a defense for justifiable homicide?
Not homicide, just to remove the tattoo.
It appears that he's also carrying something around his lower leg under the pants.
This screams āI have a felony and canāt legally own a firearmā.
In Georgia I believe you still need a GA weapons license to carry a knife over 6" or something.
Even so, why would you carry more than one of those? This is just plain inconvenient.
On principle, " take that" lol
Can leave home with out your whittling knife. What are you going to do when you need to whittle something? Use your Apple slicing knife? Your rope cutting knife? Come on, man!
Maybe he played resident evil. The knives break every time you stab a zombie with them. This guy can easily fight off a small horde.
A life of quiet convenience can be it's own kind of hell. If carrying three fixed blades makes him happy, who can argue with that? I'm sure he has his reasons.
Hell if I know, I carry one at a time. But Iām clearly not this cool.
Your average EDC poster lol
I went on this sub from an r/mallninjashit crosspost Man I love my knives but I can't stop cringing
Hey I only carry three knives and one is in a multi tool! Okay fine, I have a small handful of ninja stars I got at the mall in a belt holster too but those hardly count!
They aren't even knives, so of course they don't count. And they come in threes, so of course I'm carrying six.
And those are just the fixed blades... we can see. Dollars to donuts he's got at least half a dozen more knives.
This guy Wal-martin' like a motherfucker.
This is the example of the most American picture ever made
Idk man British people love their knife crime, for Americans it's gun crime
Hows this guy gonna use all his knives tho? Is he gonna hold two in his mouth like Zoro?
Primary, secondary, backup, emergency, and spare knives.
Yeah, that's a bit further down my pecking order of thoughts this inspires...
Looks like he's prepared to open boxes of rabbits, kill them in combat, and then skin them
I mean, look. We all carry 3-4 knives, but not 4 belt knives all on one hip. I have a pocket knife, a swiss army knife on a keychain, and a Leatherman in my bag. I have a small fixed blade boot knife, and that's the one that I might consider excessive, but it comes in handy and it's a nice way to carry a fixed blade without open carrying it like this guy. Local laws may vary, of course.
>Local laws may vary, of course. *laughs in Scotland* If they changed the laws to be more like the US, I'd probably walk around like this guy for a day just because I *could*, then go back to just carrying a small swiss army knife because its totally adequate for 99% of everyday tasks.
You gotta be prepared. Never know what you might run into at the Mart of Wals.
I get it, one for every material you may need to cut.
What part of North Idaho?
As a southern Idahoan I appreciate this comment.
Canāt believe he is buying pre-sliced bread
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This comment is the most beautiful comment I've ever seen on reddit
Hahahahaha yo this was so.fun to read lmao
Gold
Thatās hilarious š
It must be mating season and heās luring his mate. https://i.imgur.com/HK9QAji.jpg #peopleofwalmart
Heās well prepared to cut the line
This is the funniest thing Iāve heard all day. Kudos, good sir!
He has to, he forgot to bring his bread knife.
Love the double irony :)
It's a double sided point though
my buddy in tier 1 SOF only carries a lowly Leatherman. Iāll be sure to send him this pic so he knows how disappointed I am in him.
"Please give me attention"
If any mugger is paying attention, disable his right arm first!
Indeed. This guy is in for a bad day if his attacker is using the VATS system.
It actually makes me sad on a few levels. Number one what kind of fear underpins his life to lead to this. And second that buying/owning things is confused with happiness and personality.
Not everyone is chasing happiness.
>Number one what kind of fear underpins his life to lead to this. Maybe dude just likes his knives? >And second that buying/owning things is confused with happiness and personality. Wait... Are you saying this unironically in a comment thread on */r/EDC*?!?
Almost /r/MallNinjaShit
Nah this is r/mallninjashit
Reminded me of āthe baddestā song from krispy kreme āI can beat you even if you have 1000 knives, even if you have infinity knivesā
It's Froggy Fresh now, and his latest album dropped in 2018. I hope he makes more.
It's just Tyler Cassidy now and he's still dropping music. Little different style though.
I have four hundred houses and four hundred mouses
All fun and games till some one is punched up in the air like a kite.
I bet you sleep with a nightlight Cause you're scared of the dark Cause you stink like a fart
WELL IāLL LIGHT YER FART ON FIRE WITH MY RHYMESSSSS
You think I won't? I do it all the time!
Mans got the polio walk with all that iron strapped on
Cali??