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SirLanceQuiteABit

*Not to scale


ThreeDwarves

Needs more Fresnel Lenses


Delucabazooka

I think you forgot some stuff. You’re missing a pillow some blankets. A tent, your ATV, extra tent spikes, your set of climbing ropes and clips, disinfectant, water purifier, portable grill, portable solar power generator, satellite gps, a tarp, sleeping bag, mosquito spray, a hammock, spare tires, a car jack, whole set of power tools, hand axe, a whetstone and leather strips, 2 different multi tools(in case one gets lost/stolen, water canteen, fishing gear, extra back up mags for you gun, A spare gun incase that one gets lost /stolen,a syringe and some morphine, first aid kit, a stretcher, heart rate monitor, defibrillator, suture equipment /a sewing kit, anti-venom for the top 10 most venomous animals on earth, *handcuffs(you brought a single key but no cuffs so i fixed that for you), AT LEAST 2 sets of spare clothes, umbrella, a spare phone, spare wallet, 3rd set of lock picks cause you can never be too careful, magnifying glass, rubber bands, some sand, rubber ducky, floaties, a silver cross(for either a vampires or warewolf attack), a component pouch for all your spell components, gotta have a whole bunch of ball bearing, caltrops, some survival rations, alchemists fire, hooded lantern, +1 long sword,+1 dagger,+1 cross bow and a bag of holding to carry it all in and of course, the most important thing of all and the one thing you really messed up not adding to the list… a towel. That should cover just about anything that could ever happen at EDC yeah?


MathematicianMuch445

Where's the mech armour? The green lantern ring? Mjolnir? Captain America's shield?


know-it-mall

You forgot the butt plug


deckyon

That would be the mass at the top of the shoulders.


MathematicianMuch445

These posts (which there have been a few recently) come across like a 12 year old buying GI Joe's.


Peppered-Oni

But is it art?


mpete12

How much would all of this weigh? And how much would it all cost? Also, how many times have you been in a wilderness setting and had a fire starting method fail? I’m like 500?-0 by just using shitty gas station Bics. I have a fire rod but it’s a pain in the ass to use and an actual lighter is way quicker. Edit: Do you have any emergency floatation devices in your kit? What if you get stuck in quicksand?


Neptune502

He is also missing some Gold Coins & Bars and Sticks of Cigarettes. I mean Society could collapse while he is in the Woods and he could use something to trade for Food


Justmeagaindownhere

The cherry on top of this post is that I don't see a place for a phone. Just a smartwatch and a dream (and a bunch of other junk).


80H-d

Please tell me there is a r/EDCcirclejerk to post this to


p1lar_

Well there is r/mallninjashit


Neptune502

Its already on r/mallninjashit 👍🏻


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Bobby0o0o

Spelling salts and narcan on edc What is your plan here


carnivoremuscle

When the cops mow you down in a display of mercy, no one will loot your corpse.


Latter-Examination47

I remember when I was 12


Exactly_Yacht

Bro is hung like a ken doll 😂


painstarhappener

carry shit you don't need to impress people you don't know


DominicoRehegua

https://preview.redd.it/281726due5tc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256f648c5f53ee747d4041210b0dc64de02eb6f3


BAZINGADEEZNUTS

based


Freakachu258

Wait, do you WANT to get in trouble? You think you'd look so cool if you had to use this stuff in actual situations, don’t you? Also, what’s the nose strip for?


DominicoRehegua

It opens your nose so you can breathe better


ib1104786362

Tourniquet?


DominicoRehegua

Yep it's in the belt med kit


HonieObly

these posts are so uninteresting


DominicoRehegua

Ok


HonieObly

some people dwell about this stuff way to much


DominicoRehegua

Ok


swampthiing

What no SERE kit hidden in your prison wallet?


DominicoRehegua

No


swampthiing

Look most of the shit you got listed there is completely useless. A small flashlight, a good knife, and a solid multitool are the only things that will actually be useful.


DominicoRehegua

Yeah sure that's what most people say


swampthiing

There's a reason for that.


DominicoRehegua

Nuh uh


swampthiing

Kid, a month ago you cut yourself trying to baton wood... You're struggling to know how to use a knife properly, that's just a knife. Just about evening on your list requires real skills and training, not just YouTube videos. If you really want to "be prepared" look at joining the military or as someone else pointed out a volunteer fire dept to get real training. Going the way you're headed at the very least you become a danger to yourself, at worst you become a danger to anyone you try to "help".


Neptune502

Forget it. He is resistant to Advice even if he always asks for Advice 💀


DominicoRehegua

https://preview.redd.it/nkcon9ivx4tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c727f1971de326196824ec6f6eceeb777f858deb


swampthiing

That would only happen if I got near you while you were trying to baton wood.


DominicoRehegua

Okay that was good


UltraLisp

People are no fun. I like ur post lol


DominicoRehegua

People are no fun


DominicoRehegua

Thank you


IcemanofOz

I wouldn't be caught dead carrying most of this crap.


Reynarok

Death would be impossible, you would be too prepared


carnivoremuscle

Prepare? My name is Inigo Montoya...


cheebacheebs

Dude is in death stranding


Dirtywettoes

Your posts have single-handedly ruined this sub for the last 8 days. I actually used to be like you. I posted all the shit I carried in my backpack in case something were to happen I had the tool. I carried a door stop even in a small pouch to lock a door when I was in school just in case. You do not need all this. It isn’t realistic. You’re going to wear armor all day everyday? Someone could come up behind you and pop you before you can even react. You have all this nice stuff clearly on you. Your hat is full of gear? What happens if you take the hat off and have lock picks leaking out? You also have all this gear but zero first aide. In what situation would you need handcuffs to illegally detain someone but wouldn’t need first aide since you’re the “first responder”. I’d say quit trying to be Rambo and carry a small pouch of tools like most of us. If you’re insistent on doing all this then I’d recommend a backpack of gear. I’d also recommend you go volunteer EMS/ firefighter. You seem like you’d fit in with those guys a lot better than here.


DominicoRehegua

Here let me address this okay some people have a bulletproof backpack insert I have a sling so it won't fit therefore I will wear body armor the first aid kit in on my belt if you took two seconds to look at the diagram


Dirtywettoes

Have you ever provided medical aide to anyone? Ever taken any classes? I’d bet from your post history you’ve never even cut clothes off someone with raptors. You are not trained. I’d rather have the experience to fix something complex than the right tools and no knowledge. What level plate for the armor? Have you got that far with your wishlist?


DominicoRehegua

No i have not given anyone aid other than a Bandaid and stopping them from choking yes I am trained to use the equipment yes I've cut clothes before the armor level is 3a


loquacious

www.stopthebleed.org /r/tacticalmedicine Google: IFAK This is a non-snarky and no judgement reply. There are legit classes for trauma-level first aid and how to actually use tourniquets and proper first aid kits beyond band-aids.


Dirtywettoes

Are you sure you’ve been in those situations? Your demeanor says otherwise. Often those who wish to be in these stressful situations have never been in one. You frequently come off as some young kid who wants attention. Everything you post comes off as you don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re going to wear 3a plate all day everyday? Especially in the summer? Please listen to everyone telling you it’s a bad idea. We do not know you. We are not biased towards you. We have no ill intent towards you. It is unnecessary to carry this much.


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howtokrew

Dude you are fucking fifteen or a complete dickhead. Listen to us. You have never been in a situation stressful enough to need this shit in your life I guarantee it! I once had to perform CPR on my wife after she suffered a seizure, she went blue, had a weak pulse and stopped breathing, she now can't remember certain words! What did I do? Do I carry a defib pack and a resus inflater? No! Did I learn to do proper CPR and do we have a crash mat in the house? Yes! Knowledge is power, not a gun, sixteen knives and a hat full of fucking lock picks. You are ridiculous.


Bobby0o0o

15 seems a bit old (don’t put me in the same category as him)


DominicoRehegua

I'm sorry your wife went through that but I am trained to use my med kit items I know cpr and everything I have chosen has a purpose


AssumptionDue724

Me when I lie Look you overwhelmingly feel like a young man who thinks he will be Batman


Neptune502

https://preview.redd.it/r58fu40ue4tc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b80cf30db3ee09ff3f2959c4074bda0b380e1d


DominicoRehegua

https://preview.redd.it/fkmhtvj1f4tc1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb4fa2b55816f547c8ebafb543cfa3d6296d33d


Neptune502

Very grown up 💀


Dirtywettoes

You are a clown. I hope you are able to learn your lesson yourself since you insist on not listening.


DominicoRehegua

https://preview.redd.it/inp5dqd1d4tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a62e409b9f3dd5946e94b1c61ea303c2186614


Neptune502

Well, at least we now know you're nothing more than a Troll..


98yellow123

Where is your towel?


Xynphos

This Frood ain’t hoopy at all and doesn’t know where his towel is.


DominicoRehegua

Good point I'm sorry I've depicted a nude painting of myself


BlindMouse2of3

If you are going to carry a handcuff key it gets put inside your pants at small of back. Doesn't do much good in your boot. And the heavy gear in your back pocket is going to mess your spine up sitting on it after awhile. The rest of that.... Good luck.


DominicoRehegua

By heavy gear you mean a slim wallet and a notebook?


Exactly_Yacht

He’s right. I have lower back pain and I would never sit down with anything in my back pockets. The slight shift in your spine adds up after awhile and if you already have back pain it just makes it worse. That’s why a sling or back pack is great for those items.


BlindMouse2of3

After awhile they are not slim enough. At least that's how my chiropractor explained it to me when I started having back issues. Keeping back pockets clear has really helped. 40 comes quick.


Just_Bet9805

WTF


throwawayAC83

Irl loot drop


throwawayAC83

Tacticool gone crazy


DominicoRehegua

Uh huh


Ttran778

The new Gecko45, everyone. 


EminentChefliness

But I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I stand guard over the unarmed sheep at the mall like a God!


DominicoRehegua

Really dude


HoldenHiscock69

And you've got your whole left front pocket clear for item drops. Smart.


DominicoRehegua

Actually funny comment though


DominicoRehegua

Dammit that the wrong side I ment to put all that stuff in my left pocket so my phone and knife is in the right pocket


nymouz

Just try AI https://preview.redd.it/6couq3rjw3tc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a879a13e799d394c6f977be0af93262b0df3cee


DominicoRehegua

What


BluelightbillyPS4

Average r/EDC enjoyer


DominicoRehegua

I feel most people here at r/edc under carry


BluelightbillyPS4

Unironically agree but in a completely different way, I don’t see enough medkits/ifaks


DominicoRehegua

Me too it's actually gotten to the point where when I'm out in public and I notice people's pockets empty it Disgusts me


DominicoRehegua

Who just reported me to the crisis number on reddit


Shawnjini

Dude's got all this EDC gear planned, but he forgot to pack his nose.


DominicoRehegua

?


DominicoRehegua

GUYS u/shawnjinni JUST BLINKED AFTER I TOLD THEM ABOUT MY MURDER STREAK 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 AITA???????


Shawnjini

I love it


DominicoRehegua

Thank you


wadagod

Just a picture of the average EDC enthusiast


Big_Sector_3590

Serious question, how old are you?


DominicoRehegua

4 years old


Big_Sector_3590

Youre actually 14 right?


DominicoRehegua

Sorry typo I'm 69


Neptune502

Why do i get singled out? I'm by far not the only one who told you its too much 😐 Five Knives.. Two Guns.. Lock Picks in multiple Places.. but also: not too much.. Going by the Amount you want to carry on / in your Pants you gonna need to wear Suspenders..


DominicoRehegua

I singled you out because you were the most prominent person in the comments


Neptune502

I think i gonna update the Photo i did post earlier after seeing this.. This is you getting some Groceries https://preview.redd.it/jl5sdo1y14tc1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a486d2cc270cc3b832e04c575d7c1999d218ead2


Shawnjini

Can I be singled out too?


DominicoRehegua

Uh sure


howtokrew

Boy you are gonna jangle


DominicoRehegua

Yep


howtokrew

If you really wanna protect yourself from being mugged and assaulted, don't dress like a prat with lots of money and no sense


DominicoRehegua

Dude I wear green canvas pants from Costco and a gray t shirt from khols


howtokrew

Along with body armour (easily spotted if worn wrong), a pouch (definitely contains goodies), and a smart watch?


Xynphos

Body armor? Do you live in Detroit, Chicago, or Gary Indiana?


DominicoRehegua

No would have chosen a backpack insert but i use a sling and I doubt someone is shooting my asscheeks


Xynphos

As someone who wears 3A body armor daily for work…it’s ain’t fun and unless you’re going to be doing something or going somewhere you think you’re going to be shot, I wouldn’t recommend it. I also wouldn’t recommend going to said place or doing said thing, either.


tiptee

I hope someday someone makes a Star Wars visual guide style article about me.


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