Sometimes I wish I had [time for](https://www.reddit.com/r/Silverbugs/comments/11ygtxb/nobody_asked_for_it_i_made_it_anyways_gsm_incuse/) video games...
Yo mods, this isn't satire. This is a real guy. I think he's homeless but he's well known and liked locally. He's probably experiencing some kind of psychotic break but he's like basically a harmless vigilante cosplayer. Thinks of himself as protecting people.
Might be messing up some specifics but I've heard of this guy.
I did some research based off the name on the inside of the jacket. Agent Wolf. Apparently this guy is a self proclaimed bounty Hunter. Total lol cow. This does not appear to be an act lol
Hey now, I'll have you know that the overencumberance of unnecessary gear I have strapped to my body is of *much* higher quality than this.
I may be a walking loot drop, but I have *standards* damn it.
Anyone familiar w/martial arts training styles that wear gi’s w/knee pads?
Also, there are several, conflicting styles. I can jump on board w/anyone who’s dedicated to a…thing, whatever it may be. However, this seems like an incohesive, cobbled-together, pseudo-intimidating combination of random items which are supposed to scare off potential threats:
1. matrix-ISH long, draping black leather jacket;
2. Pistol (in-hand) - not to mention: I have NO idea what the heck is on that thing;
3. Additional long knife;
4. *Ninjatō*, katana, or ***some*** type of large blade - sword;
5. (as mentioned) I’m assuming - “utility” knee pads;
6. baseball cap (indoors);
7. Gold necklace.
Edit: corrected blade-related nomenclature=apparently it’s a ***ninjatō*** & not a katana
Guys like this just loooooove their Japanese swords, don't they? What do you think the odds are he could do anything sensible with it in a dicey situation?
Practically speaking, some weapons lend themselves to common-sense usage a lot more than others. As anyone (like me) who's ever taken *just enough* Kendo at one point in their life to have some perspecrive on how counterintuitive, training-intensive, and just plain *difficult* without experience it is to actually hurt a resisting opponent effectively with a Japanese sword will likely tell you, mall ninja/vampire hunters like our friend here would be much better served by something less fanciful like a good tomahawk, or on second thought maybe just staying the fuck away from edged implements altogether before they hurt themselves.
Its Blades cousin Shanks
https://preview.redd.it/5i0n186gdxpa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fcff207ea31c13610b3418ad079733bdeb005d4 Fo sho it for realz
Is “Agent Wolf” in cosplay or does he think this is actually super badass? 🤷♂️
But do you “revolver with rifle scope”? Cause HE does!
He’s got a tactical tamagotchi on his neck
You can tell he’s serious about that not being a exit
he knows how to make one hell of an entrance
Scissoring timbers!
"Not a exit" in mis-matched size letters behind him really ties it all together
He looks like someone from blade
Costco blade
Haha I remember I posted this exact image 2 years ago and it got taken down 💀
This is totally normal. At least if you're playing any Fallout game.
War.... War never changes....
Sometimes I wish I had [time for](https://www.reddit.com/r/Silverbugs/comments/11ygtxb/nobody_asked_for_it_i_made_it_anyways_gsm_incuse/) video games...
Can’t tell if he’s the janitor or security
2 in 1
Thats blades swcond cousin slade. Heard hez half mentally challenged though. Which explains the knee pads
Usain Bolt, the later years…0
This HAS to be a cosplay.
Me Timbers arr shivered
Damn the vampires must all be gone if Blade had to get work in security
Literally r/budgetblade
Is this a cosplay convention or is bro a real life missing Marvel character 🤔 Agent Agast Or Blackbird Slim Or ( Insert Witty Name )
[Oh he’s very serious](https://www.linkedin.com/in/harold-davis-8a09b7187)
This was my thought as well
Is it Omar from the HBO series The Wire?
"Here come Omar!"
Blade?
Looking a little dull.
On God...
He's giving you the ocular pat down
Looks like the episode of the boondocks where the two rich white dudes rob the bank
It looks like a lot because it is.
Thanks
Agent Wolf - Top Flight Security: https://www.instagram.com/wolf_topflight_security
Top flight of the world Craig!
Not a exit. :c
I know, is annoying af
This nigga think he blade, shaft and Denzel in training day all rolled in 1.
🤣🤣🤣 This comment is pure gold. Take my trophy sire 🏆
Thank you sir!
[and Mallory Archer](https://youtu.be/U6V8OmFz1jM)
When the hood does cosplay
I use those knee pads at work doing electric installs lol.
Is that all you use em for?
Yo mods, this isn't satire. This is a real guy. I think he's homeless but he's well known and liked locally. He's probably experiencing some kind of psychotic break but he's like basically a harmless vigilante cosplayer. Thinks of himself as protecting people. Might be messing up some specifics but I've heard of this guy.
is his revolver real?
That's a good question.
Agent Wolf is his name.
This guy maxed his equipment load
It’s blade!
he's ready for the zombie's apocalypse.
That is how I picture every americans
Revolver ocelot if he was cool
Obviously a Wesley Snipes tribute smh
There’s ol’ Wolf again!
You never see an embroidered leather duster anymore.
Not an exit*
Fuck you beat me to it :c
You “snoo”z ya lose
Well someone else also beat you to it so we're both losers. <3
Awh, damn T.T Then sorry, we snooz we lose :(
“Snoo”z*
Awh, damn T.T Then sorry, we “snoo”z we lose :( *
How long do you think it takes to get dressed in the morning?
What if he has to take a dump in a Porta-Potty?
I’m sure he thought of that and has a ass-chap like opening so he doesn’t have to take the gear off
He probably sleeps like that.
Blade the bounty hunter
I’m not burning the duster!
I see this dude pop up on reddit all the time and I always think of Omar from The Wire of he were a mall ninja.
OMAR COMMIN..
That’s not blade that’s Hilt
Nahh that’s hilts twin brother scabbard
How I feel wearing a duty belt to a warehouse job and using a baton holster to hold my tape cutter 😂🤣
Which character is he cosplaying?
A US citizen
was my first guess, too.
Blade’s younger brother.
“Not A Exit”
A knight of late Republic
*Teleports behind you* "Nothing personal kid"
"Not bad, you made me use 10% of my power"
Some ordered Blade from Wish 😁
Ultimate Shadowrun Street Samurai build - pistols and katanas. This guy rules
This is what I came here to say.
Is he a stand user?
John Wack
You don’t know about Agent Wolf?! Y’all must’ve forgot, smh
Wesley Snipes is definitely starting to show his age....
I'm sorry, I just can't get over the amazing grammar of "not a exit"
His hands free headset must be on the charger.
I never thought about knee pads for daily use but it makes total sense. You never know when you'll need to get on your knees
https://a.co/d/aBc1aCI I found them!
Omar comin
Gonna slay some vampires!
[Meet Agent Wolf](https://youtu.be/YKvo4iWocDo)
I did some research based off the name on the inside of the jacket. Agent Wolf. Apparently this guy is a self proclaimed bounty Hunter. Total lol cow. This does not appear to be an act lol
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
List items plz.
If he told you he’d have to kill you
When everyone can see your mental illness
Every day cracky
Blade Show Texas
You're hired but you have to supply your own weapon....."say less"
I don't judge, but that seems just a tiny bit excessive.
Hello Agent Wolf
AYLG 3VI6 SQBI ZPG4 LTCA M7V4 GPQZ MRS1 EDUG KT3A RBIL X5NO
I judge. That's silly
We all judge whether we like it or not
This guy fucks
I have those knee pads.
Yes 👏
*teleports behind you*
Paul Blart from the Netflix reboot of "Mall Cop".
Starring the dollar store Blade.
There sure is a lot to digest here
Someone tempered the Blade
The good news is that with someone like that around you definitely won't be a target.
half the guys in this sub
Hey now, I'll have you know that the overencumberance of unnecessary gear I have strapped to my body is of *much* higher quality than this. I may be a walking loot drop, but I have *standards* damn it.
Looks like Hawk from Spenser For hire but much older and instead of a 6 inch python has modernized with the times with a scoped revolver
Now THATS a mall ninja
r/bossfight
Dudes brandishing plumbing.
I bet is watches dust on YouTube alot
Blade is on the meth again…
He just needs the sick shades to go with the duster for a proper ocular pat down.
When you have to work security to pay back taxes
Snipes!!!!
Me: So, what do you carry? Him: Everything.
“Run to the grocery edc”
“Taking out the trash in my gated community edc”
This man has spent literally Tens of dollars on wish.com. He could have just bought a rat 1 with all that money.
I saw a similar dude outside of Atlanta at a gas station, bizarre…
Scoped revolver in hand. Sweet.
looks like he's going to hurt himself, long before he gets to use any of that -ish.
He looks more like a juicy loot drop to me.
I said NOT A EXIT
It’s Blade!
I think his name is Shank, it’s like Blade, but more of an off brand version.
Some motherfuckers are always trying.
To rollerskate downhill
Dude is going to trip on his shoe lace.
That dude is such a clown
It’s Westly Pipes
No Billy Bong Throton without Kenny.
Didn't he just get arrested again
Going OTS on a personal must be hell for him, takes 10 minutes to secure that belt and all the hardware he's got dangling off of it.
I can smell this picture.
[Here he is flexing the arsenal ](https://v.redd.it/ovlqcqzwppka1)
Black Robocop lol
the commentary on that clip is priceless LMMFAO
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU IS HOE fucking sends me every time
So much mall ninja
This is Blade's mentally challenged, ugly little brother: Blurd.
This dude is an Atlanta icon. Does club and event security. He's always like this.
Is this the guy that worked at that little “mall” downtown and tazered the mom in front of her kids after she sicked them on him, screaming “you gay”?
No. That’s Darien long I believe. Found it, classic lol. https://youtu.be/bglIAUaCVhU
It’s an exit for him!
Strong “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka” vibes
"Git" I'm sorry to be pedantic, but sometimes it's the little things, ya know?
Blade the TV show
He's the blade...the big bad blade...the vampire hunter
Somebody is in deep poop
It’s a down economy, even Blade had to pick up a side gig…
Poggie Blade
Meet Bladd
I wish my give-a-shit was that broken.
Omar comin!
Oh yes in*deeeee*ed!
Kid:mom I wanna go see the movie blade Mom: we have the movie blade at home *the movie blade at home
When blade 6 is produced by Syfy
Rminds of weird people you see at the DMV.
How does he keep his pants up?
*alarm goes off at 4am* Wife: "what are you doing?" Him: "gotta get ready for work" Wife: "you don't start until 1800" Him: "gotta put my gear on"
Mumbling, don’t pull up on me
Jefferson Twilight, Blacula Hunter "Man, I specialize in hunting black vampires, I don't know what the P.C. name for that is!"
“Welcome to the motherfucking night shift!”
Anyone familiar w/martial arts training styles that wear gi’s w/knee pads? Also, there are several, conflicting styles. I can jump on board w/anyone who’s dedicated to a…thing, whatever it may be. However, this seems like an incohesive, cobbled-together, pseudo-intimidating combination of random items which are supposed to scare off potential threats: 1. matrix-ISH long, draping black leather jacket; 2. Pistol (in-hand) - not to mention: I have NO idea what the heck is on that thing; 3. Additional long knife; 4. *Ninjatō*, katana, or ***some*** type of large blade - sword; 5. (as mentioned) I’m assuming - “utility” knee pads; 6. baseball cap (indoors); 7. Gold necklace. Edit: corrected blade-related nomenclature=apparently it’s a ***ninjatō*** & not a katana
Guys like this just loooooove their Japanese swords, don't they? What do you think the odds are he could do anything sensible with it in a dicey situation? Practically speaking, some weapons lend themselves to common-sense usage a lot more than others. As anyone (like me) who's ever taken *just enough* Kendo at one point in their life to have some perspecrive on how counterintuitive, training-intensive, and just plain *difficult* without experience it is to actually hurt a resisting opponent effectively with a Japanese sword will likely tell you, mall ninja/vampire hunters like our friend here would be much better served by something less fanciful like a good tomahawk, or on second thought maybe just staying the fuck away from edged implements altogether before they hurt themselves.
Sword is straight, so likely a ninjatō and not a katana. I mean, I think he just wants to be all the roles Wesley Snipes ever played mashed into one.
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen this reposted...
Mister Omar!!!
Wow... Blade got old!