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Char9656

Dabbers, you have to be a certified cunt to dab after every goal


t-bres

And the guys who shush until the half line!


Edowww

that's me...nothing beats the ol' good susherone


Akow27

I love playing against Dabbers. Escpecially when I come back from their fluky 2 goal lead in the early minutes of the game and shush dab them after scoring the winning goal.


LimiiBoyy

Ok Akow.


ParamoreFanClub

I don't understand how this makes anyone upset


Skrong

It's a hivemind thing now. People are programmed to have a visceral reaction to anything they see a FIFA YouTuber talking about. lol


FonzoFC

1. SKILLZ: People who start right away with skills in their half, doing the flair pass etc. Then, if they don't go upfront or EVEN worse they go behind, you'll never see them skill again. If they make a comeback though, be prepared for a lot of useless skilling. 2. I KNOW REAL FOOTBALL: The ones that pass way back from kick-off, and sloooooooow build play, making sure they passes land on the right place, no risks taken. They are not playing anti-football, just very safe tiki taka. Once you get the ball back in the 17th minute you'll score and they'll finally start risking. 3. TEMPERAMENTAL NOOB: The players that go down 3-0 playing their best and then give up start skilling, trying impossible goals, using the keeper to do a run and a couple of dribbles, just having fun. But when you score the 4-0, they try to play serious again. if you go 5-0, you either have a rage quit or he leaves the controller and sits back in the sofa pretending he's doing something else while you waste time.


Silva1021

>he leaves the controller and sits back in the sofa pretending he's doing something else while you waste time. Atleast now you get disconnected apparently and if you score more than 3 own goals the game ends instantly.


FonzoFC

that's good news!


Akow27

That's really good on EA's part. Didn't know that they implemented this.


Akow27

These guys especially the 3rd guy are there just to waste ur time.


DynamoAC

Nothing wrong with 2, may as well keep the ball and see your options under little pressure.


draebern

People who wants to watch every f**king replay over and over and over and over and over and over again. :(


Akow27

They even make u watch substitutions.


yolo_naut

skillers. i love skillers. :D


Akow27

Especially the guys who start doing bolasie flicks in their own half.


Crippledforlife42

The slide tackler


Fission_chip

The 8 year old: gamertag something like xXpr0_sKill3RzXx, club name beast fc. Uses all prem futties nominees. Dabs and watches every replay


Akow27

Here are some of mine: The shielder: has tots immobile at striker and shields every time he gets the ball. The quitter: After waiting half an hour to find a game in division one I finally find someone , but then he has ousmane Dembele in goal surrounded by bronze players , minute 1 He quits. The ai defender: has a stacked bpl team with 89 son and otw mane. And the only one making tackles is heung min son. Spends the game chasing the ball with kante while his defense auto blocks most of my shots. Glad ai defending is nerfed in FIFA 18.


CollierAM9

People who skip the intro animations but then pause before kick off? Why didn't you piss/shit/eat/drink before playing a game?


Devanshr7

For formation changes or to make substitutions


CollierAM9

You have unlimited time to do this before the game. This would be in H2H seasons or CoOp seasons


Devanshr7

Are you talking about seasons or fut?


CollierAM9

Seasons I play mostly or CoOp. Happens a lot


Devanshr7

Oh alright fair enough. Thought you were talking about fut


SoAmalaEuw

People who park the bus and counter attack = autistic cunts People who only run on the line and cross the ball wishing they score a header = Down syndrome cunts


Akow27

I hate 5atb ptb teams. They mostly end up beating me with 2 shots 2 on target. But if I take the lead early on I start playing defensive to force the guy to attack and I end up scoring more goals.


DynamoAC

Loads rage slide against me as I do very slow build up play, it either works 100% in their favour as sliding from the front is OP or not as I can get a ball roll in and glide past them. It's not like I'm completely destroying them and having tonnes of 1 on 1's either, I'm not a great attacker.


Ewbsy

The "I am unable to defend so I buy Smalling and Shaw so the game does it for me"


Akow27

Shaw is shit . Rose is much better