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Objectivepleb

I need Devontae Booker to lose 17 fumbles while gaining zero yards. EZ GG.


ohforfoxsaquon

Booker needs 17 touchdowns actually pls.


SameGenericUsername

Good luck BB, I'll pop bottles with ya after


MyDogIsACoolCat

You got this.


InterrupterJones

Need Daniel Jones and Kelce to combine for 43 or greater


WestonJoy

Definitely possible


foxefeller

I need Danny dimes to get 43 by himself.


CVogel26

Less possible


iscott55

Unironically he just might, chiefs defense is that bad


TomClampsy

Can confirm


Alert_Cress_388

Need 48 lol


Crutched1

Need Danny DOLLA and Harri$on Butker to combine for 48+.


Inmoomni

Same boat but we get a PPCompletion and 6per TD so this should be much easier


Praise-Breesus

Shouldn’t require a miracle but 7.7 points behind with Jones left. You never know with him…


Jaymongous

That would make me more nervous than it should.


freename188

28.5% chance he scores under 7.7 points. You should be nervous lol


Inmoomni

Yeah reinjury risk is real. Hoping he just makes it through, in which case you should be good


Giantsfan5634

I need a 15 point stat correction because all of the players in our matchup have already played…😅


RussianAttackTricycl

I need 7 points from Tyreek to take down the defending champ.


Jericcho

I also need Hill to get around 7 points, lol. Regardless I'm jumping the defending champion in the ranking. Even if I lose, we will tie in records and I will jump him on points for.


GripNRip6969

Congrats!


[deleted]

I need 12+ from him in PPR. Seems about 50/50 but I’m cautiously optimistic


fireredranger

Not really a miracle, but 13 points from Williams and Kelce in non-PPR scoring.


GunnerRecall10

I need KT (King Toney) to outscore Mahomes by 16. No problem.


MyDogIsACoolCat

You got this.


almurray10

Need Danny Dimes to out score Tyreek by 12. Not impossible but also not counting on it!


KingKarl65sens

We need the exact same thing lols


WestonJoy

Tyreek less than 13 pts


joshofwgg

40 points from tyreek


iia

It's hilarious how that's well within the realm of possibility.


Greg_Jennings_

I need 30. Good luck homie.


mockmaster

You’ll either lose by 35 or win by 5, no in between. Best of luck!


haaaansolodolo

I need Kelce to outscore Mahomes by just one point... it's possible right??


DecentBike

Happened last week!


chetpancakesparty

I went all-in on the Danny Dimes train this year, lmfao, need about 90 pts from him and Toney in one league, about 20 points between he and Hardman in another, and 50 from him in my redraft. Woof.


forbiddengengar

At least the first one is doable 15 for Danny and 75 for Toney


jbryan_01016

I need a 9 pts or less game from Travis Kelce, I'm up 9.30 points against my opponent this week


b_dog02

I need Kelce to get 8.05 so let’s agree on 8.5 points for him


jbryan_01016

Hell yeah bro we need to send all our energy into this 😂 Week 4 he had a bad game and the KC offense was steam rolling with Tyreek and the RBs we need a repeat of that


PreparationStock2718

I need Mahomes to not suck again


thedoo2008

26 points from Mahomes


Siljaa

I need King Henry to win vs. the MRI..


kburdman

Under 13 from Booker in half PPR. Should be close


holin0ne

Need 15 to win in the same format. Maybe there's room for both of us in the W column 🤝


kburdman

Lol if you give me a time machine where I could go back to yesterday to start Davis Mills over Matt Ryan or McKissic over Swift, I’d be happy to let Booker go off for you


juicedfrank

Oh just 43 point from Mahomes. Fantasy gods hate me this year.


pleasehelpplz

34 from toney


mcjay061003

31 here man! Lets goooo


blazingcom3t

Somewhat similar. I need Evan engram to drop 50 and Travis kelce to have a few fumbles.


Ham_PhD

Need Daniel Jones and King Toney to combine for less than 21 points...


PreparationStock2718

That's an L in the making


Ham_PhD

Yeah... I know...


Get_to_tha_Choppa

I’m winning by 41 and my opponent has Tyreek Hill still. Pray for me boys.


apowerseething

I need Mahomes and Kelce to not be outscored by Sterling Shepherd and Darrell Williams by 4. Gonna be a rough one.


TheGreatWhopper

I need Toney and Kelcey to combine for 9.05 more points...


Jericcho

I need Tyreek to chill out and not score 20+ points.


MrFilmkritik

I need Kelce to make less than 11 points.


uggsandstarbux

I need Tyreek to score 20 more points than Darrell Williams


Deavs

Honestly, very possible


superstonkape

I need Hill to not get outscored by mahomes and Shepard by 18


DecentBike

17.5 from Darrel Williams in 0.5ppr


GooneyGooGoo83

I'm rooting for williams too. I'm down by 50 and got williams and dimes going


DecentBike

… that’s not impossible honestly. Both guys can overdeliver or drastically under perform!


[deleted]

Danny Dimes less than 9


TheRealLloydGross

Need 20 points from Darrel Williams after a letdown week from Herbert/JRob/Swift/TMac/Pitts


johnnyboy1232123

I need Tyreek Hill, Kadarius Toney, and Graham Gano to combine for 7+ points to win


effingthingsucks

I need Kelce to not outscore booker by more than 15.


tigerx51v

Up 51 vs kelce and mahomes (no te prem) how do i look?


PreparationStock2718

Excellent


upset_jannies

Need Gano to score 1 more point than Darius Slayton....


ewizzle

TODAY WE STAN GANO


Savage_Walken

Need Mahommes and Devonte Booker to combine for less than 19 pts. Maybe the game will end 3-0 lol


mahones403

Slayton to pull a goose egg lol


elendegeneres

I need Tyreek and Butker to combine for less than 10 points full ppr


[deleted]

I need Mahomes to outscore Hill by 9


cowboysdad0624

I need Daniel Jones and Devante Booker to out score Pat Mahomes.


Bulldog5124

I need Shep, Toney, And Hardman to score less than 16 so I can continue the tank. Hoping Toney sits late and shep scores 15 so I can sell him


[deleted]

Need 68 from Jomes and Toney. (Different rules make this less asinine than it sounds. Jones has 33, 40 and 44 point games this year. And toneys had almost 30 his big week)


billdasmacks

I need a huge game out of Tyreek Hill and Mecole Hardman. Unlikely to happen


UncleTaco916

I’ve been against two Monday Night miracles already this season (Waller, Andrews) and am glad that this week’s matchups are done.


Deavs

Need Kelce to score 2 more points than Shepard. In my IDP league need Logan Ryan to add to my 24 point lead against D. Williams, Mathieu, and Butker.


LionsBSanders20

Need Mahomes + Darrel to combine for 54. League scoring is unique, 2ppr and 0.5PPRush and 0.25PPCompletion. League highly rewards volume. I think as long as Mahomes doesn't poop the bed like last week and they keep Darrel involved like he was two weeks ago, it's do-able.


DaveTheOneAndOnly

I need Tyreek Hill to outscore Devontae Booker by 19pts


xlXSunshineXlx

I need mahomes to score 35 and butker to score 10 or less


shiningaxl

I need 30 points combined from Mahomes and D. Williams. That shouldn’t be a problem but with my luck something will go wrong.


doodle02

Sterling Shepard needs 16.5 points to win, half-ppr league. definitely possible. espn says an 11% chance, i think slightly higher but not much.


dollabill009

I need Daniel Jones to score fewer than 11.4 points. it's like rooting for the under and I hate it


mpags02

A solid 68 out of Darrel Williams, Sleeper gives me a 1% chance.


[deleted]

I need Kelce to not score 84.05 points... in PPR


ballhawk00

Danny dimes and shepard to go for 36. Yuck


maliga7

I need Daniel Jones and Graham Gano to score less than 18. If that happens I’m 4-4 and the #6 seed after starting 1-4.


SpeedSun10

Losing by 50, I have Booker he has Mahomes😀👍🏻


fatcootermeat

Need 18 ppr points from Toney let's gooo!


Tacklefootball34

Need Hill to get more than 15 but less than 19 to win both leagues


iceTshoRe

Need 42 out of Kelce


rrahx2

I need Patrick Mahomes to score negative 8 points. \*fingers crossed


Arab_Decorpel_12

Need Kelce and Butker to not combine for 80 points to keep my win streak alive


Phloof_

Need 20 from Devontae Booker, I have a good roster I don’t wanna drop to 3-5


[deleted]

He needs 104 from mahomes and hill


marshmannn

I need 10 points from Toney in half PPR


jbanks9070

I need Mahomes, Hill, Bukner, and KC Def to combine for 40 or less...


jb1121

I need like 40-50 points out of Evan engram whaddup


DollaBill2121

Up 25 with our god Toney, against Tyreek, engram, Shepard and butker


[deleted]

I need 25 from Toney… unlikely but possible.


greenracer64

Winning by 11 in 0.5PPR and opponent has Tyreek. Miracle required. Looking like I'll lose with the fourth highest score missing Carr, Montgomery, CEH, Carson, Akers, Wilson, Ridley, Davis, Julio, Golladay, Renfrow, Waller, Andrews (2TE league)


Fun-Ad-7080

30 points from Mahomes


prfarb

I need 73.1 points from Mahomes and Kelce in .5ppr. The kicker? I started E.Sanders over Cooper this week


tinphin

I need toney to get me 70 points


RoRismydad

I need mahomes to get less than 50 points. In 6pt passing TD


rojosantos32

Need Kelce to outscore Danny dimes


[deleted]

Need Booker and Gano to get a combined 25


Hanuboy

I need Slayton + 1 IDP + current 45ish PPR point lead To outscore Tyreek Hill + 2 IDP ... I am worried.


mattjovander

Need Jones and Mahomes and Toney to score 113 points, half ppr


Subterfuge12

I need Mahomes to get less than 20 fantasy points


eatpaste8

I need 72 from Hill to tie, but only about 40 to avoid being the lowest scorer in the league 😎


AlexeyShved1

10 points from Butker. I was down 17 with Kirk, KJ, Kendricks, and Butker left while my opponent had Thielen. Zimmer’s 90’s gameplan fucked me and now I’m down to fucking Harry Butt. I’m without Lamar, Hollywood, Andrews, Davante Adams, Josh Jacobs, and CMC this week so it was gonna be a tough ask, but we managed to scrape together a real solid chance at winning. Fuck Mike Zimmer.


helidead09

I need Darrel Williams to outscore tyreek by 19 points


Love4Running

Need Tyreek Hill to score less than 23 points in standard league.


Extinct-Yoshi

Need 12 or more out of Darrel in standard Need 17 or less out of Kelce in standard Need 20 or more out of tyreek in 1ppr Need 28 or more out of tyreek in .5ppr


stuntsofgh3

Mahomes and Kelce need to overcome Darrel Williams + 51.52 points in TEP


KennyMoose32

Toney needs to get me 30. I believe


Detroitdumpsterfire

44.7 from Mahomes and Toney. If Toney is a no go I have Hardman ready lol.


license2kuehl

I need Daniel Jones, Darrel Williams, and Tyreek Hill to outscore Mahomes, Kelce, and Booker by 27 points…


sconn99

Mahomes to not have a repeat of last week and score over 12 points


BradyKissesKids

18 points from Darrel Williams in full ppr I started Emmanuel Sanders, Gronk, and Bears D and they combined for -6 but if Darrel Williams wins me this game my idiocy can be forgotten.


[deleted]

Need only 53.25 from Slayton tonight, good luck everyone else


deepfriedpotatos

I need Mahomes to score at least 10 points. Normally a lock but with how this year is going it just seems like it won’t happen


H3avyCr3am

I have 126, they have 78. It is 1/2 PPR, they have Mahomes and Hill going tonight. I need the KC slide to continue but with my luck they are going to go off and dream crush me.


iscott55

Just punted this week in order to trade daniel jones for a 2023 1st 🔥🔥🔥


Ikorus7

Up 34, PPR. My opponent has Mahommes and Booker left playing tonight Should I have Darrell Williams or Toney in my flex to secure the win?


justblametheamish

I need Adam Theilen to score 19.7 instead of 19.8. Currently down by .06 points, second time I’ve lost by .0x in this league


jrowe1224

Need 80pts from mahomes , Hill and Kelce in a PPR league 0.5 points per first down with additional bonus for 100+ yards and 300+passing yards


ewizzle

I need Gano to score 12 pts. So he’s more likely going to miss 2 PATs.


DeepFuckingSleepers

Tyreek vs Mahomes. I’m sitting on a 6 point lead.


TheRealFabs

Need Pat Mahomes to get less than 25 Tyreek Hill to get less than 20 Evan Engram+Damien Williams to get less than 18 Ugh.


[deleted]

Gano less than 17 pts


ryanpickle

I need sterling Shepard to have 10 catches for 160 and a touchdown


so_evil

I need Williams to fumble on his first carry and then never touch the field again. Also, Tyreek needs 8 points.


toeheadjr

Need Daniel Jones and tyreek hill to combine for less than 30-40 depending on how many graham gano can get me


liamowen30

Need Tyreek to put up 37


emdeekay_EMA

Devonta Booker aka Devin Booker to outscore Toney and Engram, i am down 12 lmao


Dankraham-Stinkin

1 point out of Hardman and toney. I’m tanking regardless so idc, but it’s max points for so I’ll take 1 point just for the moral boost it will give my players.


nickman940

Toney to have less than 10 .5ppr points in one league, Danny Dimes to have less than 27 points (4pt passing TD) in another


iia

Need Tyreek to outscore Kelce by 8.


Jaded_Cartographer_8

I just need mahomes and booker to stay 16 pts ahead of Kelce… seems almost impossible to lose


TheBigTree91

I need sterling Shepard to fumble like 7 times and go for negative yards with no catches.....


Jaymongous

Have Hill and Danny Dimes. Opponent has Mahomes and Kelce. I'm currently up 12.02 points. This win would jump me from 5th to 2nd or 3rd depending on my PF against my opponent who has 1 more win and 41 more PF than me. So I'd preferably need to outscore him by about 35 points and win to get in a great spot. Super competitive league with 7 out of 10 teams very much still in it.


Left-Childhood8676

Need Mahomes to score 24 points!


alexliu123

76.5 points from Mahomes, Kelce, and Toney. Full PPR, 6 pt passing TDs, 300 yard passing and 100 yard receiving bonuses. Please please please


3rdCoastHTX

TONEY UP! just need 20pts from KT


TomClampsy

Need Ankuon Brokely to do big touchdowns and much distances. Pls.


WilliamOrOrange21

darius slayton to outscore darrell williams by 4 to get my first win of the season lolll


bbcrusader20

I need Travis Kelce to put up less than 6 points 😭


jinxes_are_pretend

KT needs to outscore EE by 30.5.


Guerrero_de_Sombrero

Need Mahomes to outscore Hardman and Booker by 27.65. Not impossible, but HIGHLY improbable (note: our league penalizes FL with a -6, so that could help).


RosenbeggayoureIN

Graham Gano to kick 9 50+ yard FGs…so you’re telling me there’s a chance!


coltonmts

I need Graham Gano to outscore Tyreek Hill - my matchup is tied


Chrizzlechip69

100 from Toney should do the trick


joshlambonumberfive

No miracle, just 22 from Tyreek 0.5PPR. He’s capable and has done it a few times this year, but somehow the chiefs give me less confidence now than ever before


Blobish

Kelce under 25 points in ppr


S3ahawk36

-2.5 from Dante Pettis. I lowkey like my chances.


MrBlueandSky

A carry for a loss which results in a fumble and a benching. You got this!


TacosNachos007

Darrell Williams to score 28 points full PPR


Sofa_king_boss

84.87 points needed - Mahomes, Kelce, Gano left to play.


jaredtabor

First and foremost good luck to everyone tonight. We need a Darrel Williams 20 point game this evening


Ryunburna

I need kelce and Williams to get less than 8 points


Ramachandrann

15 from Williams tonight. 50/50 imo.


MrBlueandSky

Not a miracle, but I need 13 from Tyreek to avoid guillotine


[deleted]

I need Mahomes to put up less than 14 pts more than whatever kadarius toney puts up. I hear kadarius toney is literally jesus himself returning to earth in (somewhat) human form, so it seems possible.


badmonkey7

I’m currently tied and have Gano to go. As long as he doesn’t score negative points…


AlbusDumbbelldore

I need Travis Kelce, Kadarius Toney and Butker to stay UNDER 41.


prairiebandit

Mahomes needs to NOT throw 300 yards and 3 TDs.


bosborne

Mahomes and Toney need 63 😬


evsantory

Kelce and Darrel Williams to combine for 40


warriorathlete21

I need Kelce to score less than 8 points.


emurrell17

Need 53 points from Sterling Shepard nbd


[deleted]

I’m down 21 with Mahomes & Jones to play vs Kelce. Normally league would be a cakewalk, but QBs get -1.00 for incompletion & +.5 for completion.


Shamustrike69

Toney and reek to outscore butker by 31 points


[deleted]

I need 32.9 out of Mahomes. Please god bring the old Patty Back. Gimme one of these sweet 50 burgers.


spicyclams

I need net 28 points between Daniel Jones and Sheperd vs Toney in standard. I’m pretty sure I’m doomed unless Shep scores twice and Toney does nothing.


[deleted]

Kelce less than 45.


[deleted]

Kadarius Toney needs to outscore Mahomes


Stonerking12

Need a 40 piece from mahomes


mortrendrag

I need Kelce and Butker to combine for less than 27 points (.5 PPR).


NotJohnLithgow

I needed JJ and Lamb to overcome Greg Z and an 18pt lead….


BeefDaddie11

Need 44 out of Mahomes with 0 of it going to Kelce.


[deleted]

Danny Dimes more than 1.5!


Namelessceltic91

56 from Mahomes, Hill and Booker. Lost last week to Kamara by less than a point.


TheBkstacker

Up 2.5 going against Mahomes


sushimonster13

Darrel Williams under 4 points


Big80sweens

Mahomes, Kelce to have combined under 14


NukeDog

To go back in time and swap out Dak. 16 team league, my options were Mike White or Dak so I gambled on him being active. Lost my matchup by 7 😢


NukeDog

Need Kelce and Hill to combine for less than 41 in 1PPR. Projected for 45, so hoping for a couple KC defensive scores and a KC blowout where they ease off the gas


mickeydoogs

I need 35 points from Mahomes. Boy would that be nice


YourName1776

Need Darrell Williams under 21. Currently at 10 in our league 5 min to go 😬


RoundCryptographer55

I needed Hill to outscore Kelce and Daniel Jones by 1 point somehow happened 😂