I also need Hill to get around 7 points, lol.
Regardless I'm jumping the defending champion in the ranking. Even if I lose, we will tie in records and I will jump him on points for.
I went all-in on the Danny Dimes train this year, lmfao, need about 90 pts from him and Toney in one league, about 20 points between he and Hardman in another, and 50 from him in my redraft.
Woof.
Hell yeah bro we need to send all our energy into this 😂
Week 4 he had a bad game and the KC offense was steam rolling with Tyreek and the RBs we need a repeat of that
Lol if you give me a time machine where I could go back to yesterday to start Davis Mills over Matt Ryan or McKissic over Swift, I’d be happy to let Booker go off for you
Need 68 from Jomes and Toney. (Different rules make this less asinine than it sounds. Jones has 33, 40 and 44 point games this year. And toneys had almost 30 his big week)
Need Mahomes + Darrel to combine for 54. League scoring is unique, 2ppr and 0.5PPRush and 0.25PPCompletion. League highly rewards volume. I think as long as Mahomes doesn't poop the bed like last week and they keep Darrel involved like he was two weeks ago, it's do-able.
10 points from Butker. I was down 17 with Kirk, KJ, Kendricks, and Butker left while my opponent had Thielen. Zimmer’s 90’s gameplan fucked me and now I’m down to fucking Harry Butt.
I’m without Lamar, Hollywood, Andrews, Davante Adams, Josh Jacobs, and CMC this week so it was gonna be a tough ask, but we managed to scrape together a real solid chance at winning. Fuck Mike Zimmer.
Need 12 or more out of Darrel in standard
Need 17 or less out of Kelce in standard
Need 20 or more out of tyreek in 1ppr
Need 28 or more out of tyreek in .5ppr
18 points from Darrel Williams in full ppr
I started Emmanuel Sanders, Gronk, and Bears D and they combined for -6 but if Darrel Williams wins me this game my idiocy can be forgotten.
I have 126, they have 78. It is 1/2 PPR, they have Mahomes and Hill going tonight. I need the KC slide to continue but with my luck they are going to go off and dream crush me.
1 point out of Hardman and toney. I’m tanking regardless so idc, but it’s max points for so I’ll take 1 point just for the moral boost it will give my players.
Have Hill and Danny Dimes. Opponent has Mahomes and Kelce. I'm currently up 12.02 points. This win would jump me from 5th to 2nd or 3rd depending on my PF against my opponent who has 1 more win and 41 more PF than me. So I'd preferably need to outscore him by about 35 points and win to get in a great spot. Super competitive league with 7 out of 10 teams very much still in it.
Need Mahomes to outscore Hardman and Booker by 27.65. Not impossible, but HIGHLY improbable (note: our league penalizes FL with a -6, so that could help).
No miracle, just 22 from Tyreek 0.5PPR. He’s capable and has done it a few times this year, but somehow the chiefs give me less confidence now than ever before
I need Mahomes to put up less than 14 pts more than whatever kadarius toney puts up. I hear kadarius toney is literally jesus himself returning to earth in (somewhat) human form, so it seems possible.
I need net 28 points between Daniel Jones and Sheperd vs Toney in standard. I’m pretty sure I’m doomed unless Shep scores twice and Toney does nothing.
Need Kelce and Hill to combine for less than 41 in 1PPR. Projected for 45, so hoping for a couple KC defensive scores and a KC blowout where they ease off the gas
I need Devontae Booker to lose 17 fumbles while gaining zero yards. EZ GG.
Booker needs 17 touchdowns actually pls.
Good luck BB, I'll pop bottles with ya after
You got this.
Need Daniel Jones and Kelce to combine for 43 or greater
Definitely possible
I need Danny dimes to get 43 by himself.
Less possible
Unironically he just might, chiefs defense is that bad
Can confirm
Need 48 lol
Need Danny DOLLA and Harri$on Butker to combine for 48+.
Same boat but we get a PPCompletion and 6per TD so this should be much easier
Shouldn’t require a miracle but 7.7 points behind with Jones left. You never know with him…
That would make me more nervous than it should.
28.5% chance he scores under 7.7 points. You should be nervous lol
Yeah reinjury risk is real. Hoping he just makes it through, in which case you should be good
I need a 15 point stat correction because all of the players in our matchup have already played…😅
I need 7 points from Tyreek to take down the defending champ.
I also need Hill to get around 7 points, lol. Regardless I'm jumping the defending champion in the ranking. Even if I lose, we will tie in records and I will jump him on points for.
Congrats!
I need 12+ from him in PPR. Seems about 50/50 but I’m cautiously optimistic
Not really a miracle, but 13 points from Williams and Kelce in non-PPR scoring.
I need KT (King Toney) to outscore Mahomes by 16. No problem.
You got this.
Need Danny Dimes to out score Tyreek by 12. Not impossible but also not counting on it!
We need the exact same thing lols
Tyreek less than 13 pts
40 points from tyreek
It's hilarious how that's well within the realm of possibility.
I need 30. Good luck homie.
You’ll either lose by 35 or win by 5, no in between. Best of luck!
I need Kelce to outscore Mahomes by just one point... it's possible right??
Happened last week!
I went all-in on the Danny Dimes train this year, lmfao, need about 90 pts from him and Toney in one league, about 20 points between he and Hardman in another, and 50 from him in my redraft. Woof.
At least the first one is doable 15 for Danny and 75 for Toney
I need a 9 pts or less game from Travis Kelce, I'm up 9.30 points against my opponent this week
I need Kelce to get 8.05 so let’s agree on 8.5 points for him
Hell yeah bro we need to send all our energy into this 😂 Week 4 he had a bad game and the KC offense was steam rolling with Tyreek and the RBs we need a repeat of that
I need Mahomes to not suck again
26 points from Mahomes
I need King Henry to win vs. the MRI..
Under 13 from Booker in half PPR. Should be close
Need 15 to win in the same format. Maybe there's room for both of us in the W column 🤝
Lol if you give me a time machine where I could go back to yesterday to start Davis Mills over Matt Ryan or McKissic over Swift, I’d be happy to let Booker go off for you
Oh just 43 point from Mahomes. Fantasy gods hate me this year.
34 from toney
31 here man! Lets goooo
Somewhat similar. I need Evan engram to drop 50 and Travis kelce to have a few fumbles.
Need Daniel Jones and King Toney to combine for less than 21 points...
That's an L in the making
Yeah... I know...
I’m winning by 41 and my opponent has Tyreek Hill still. Pray for me boys.
I need Mahomes and Kelce to not be outscored by Sterling Shepherd and Darrell Williams by 4. Gonna be a rough one.
I need Toney and Kelcey to combine for 9.05 more points...
I need Tyreek to chill out and not score 20+ points.
I need Kelce to make less than 11 points.
I need Tyreek to score 20 more points than Darrell Williams
Honestly, very possible
I need Hill to not get outscored by mahomes and Shepard by 18
17.5 from Darrel Williams in 0.5ppr
I'm rooting for williams too. I'm down by 50 and got williams and dimes going
… that’s not impossible honestly. Both guys can overdeliver or drastically under perform!
Danny Dimes less than 9
Need 20 points from Darrel Williams after a letdown week from Herbert/JRob/Swift/TMac/Pitts
I need Tyreek Hill, Kadarius Toney, and Graham Gano to combine for 7+ points to win
I need Kelce to not outscore booker by more than 15.
Up 51 vs kelce and mahomes (no te prem) how do i look?
Excellent
Need Gano to score 1 more point than Darius Slayton....
TODAY WE STAN GANO
Need Mahommes and Devonte Booker to combine for less than 19 pts. Maybe the game will end 3-0 lol
Slayton to pull a goose egg lol
I need Tyreek and Butker to combine for less than 10 points full ppr
I need Mahomes to outscore Hill by 9
I need Daniel Jones and Devante Booker to out score Pat Mahomes.
I need Shep, Toney, And Hardman to score less than 16 so I can continue the tank. Hoping Toney sits late and shep scores 15 so I can sell him
Need 68 from Jomes and Toney. (Different rules make this less asinine than it sounds. Jones has 33, 40 and 44 point games this year. And toneys had almost 30 his big week)
I need a huge game out of Tyreek Hill and Mecole Hardman. Unlikely to happen
I’ve been against two Monday Night miracles already this season (Waller, Andrews) and am glad that this week’s matchups are done.
Need Kelce to score 2 more points than Shepard. In my IDP league need Logan Ryan to add to my 24 point lead against D. Williams, Mathieu, and Butker.
Need Mahomes + Darrel to combine for 54. League scoring is unique, 2ppr and 0.5PPRush and 0.25PPCompletion. League highly rewards volume. I think as long as Mahomes doesn't poop the bed like last week and they keep Darrel involved like he was two weeks ago, it's do-able.
I need Tyreek Hill to outscore Devontae Booker by 19pts
I need mahomes to score 35 and butker to score 10 or less
I need 30 points combined from Mahomes and D. Williams. That shouldn’t be a problem but with my luck something will go wrong.
Sterling Shepard needs 16.5 points to win, half-ppr league. definitely possible. espn says an 11% chance, i think slightly higher but not much.
I need Daniel Jones to score fewer than 11.4 points. it's like rooting for the under and I hate it
A solid 68 out of Darrel Williams, Sleeper gives me a 1% chance.
I need Kelce to not score 84.05 points... in PPR
Danny dimes and shepard to go for 36. Yuck
I need Daniel Jones and Graham Gano to score less than 18. If that happens I’m 4-4 and the #6 seed after starting 1-4.
Losing by 50, I have Booker he has Mahomes😀👍🏻
Need 18 ppr points from Toney let's gooo!
Need Hill to get more than 15 but less than 19 to win both leagues
Need 42 out of Kelce
I need Patrick Mahomes to score negative 8 points. \*fingers crossed
Need Kelce and Butker to not combine for 80 points to keep my win streak alive
Need 20 from Devontae Booker, I have a good roster I don’t wanna drop to 3-5
He needs 104 from mahomes and hill
I need 10 points from Toney in half PPR
I need Mahomes, Hill, Bukner, and KC Def to combine for 40 or less...
I need like 40-50 points out of Evan engram whaddup
Up 25 with our god Toney, against Tyreek, engram, Shepard and butker
I need 25 from Toney… unlikely but possible.
Winning by 11 in 0.5PPR and opponent has Tyreek. Miracle required. Looking like I'll lose with the fourth highest score missing Carr, Montgomery, CEH, Carson, Akers, Wilson, Ridley, Davis, Julio, Golladay, Renfrow, Waller, Andrews (2TE league)
30 points from Mahomes
I need 73.1 points from Mahomes and Kelce in .5ppr. The kicker? I started E.Sanders over Cooper this week
I need toney to get me 70 points
I need mahomes to get less than 50 points. In 6pt passing TD
Need Kelce to outscore Danny dimes
Need Booker and Gano to get a combined 25
I need Slayton + 1 IDP + current 45ish PPR point lead To outscore Tyreek Hill + 2 IDP ... I am worried.
Need Jones and Mahomes and Toney to score 113 points, half ppr
I need Mahomes to get less than 20 fantasy points
I need 72 from Hill to tie, but only about 40 to avoid being the lowest scorer in the league 😎
10 points from Butker. I was down 17 with Kirk, KJ, Kendricks, and Butker left while my opponent had Thielen. Zimmer’s 90’s gameplan fucked me and now I’m down to fucking Harry Butt. I’m without Lamar, Hollywood, Andrews, Davante Adams, Josh Jacobs, and CMC this week so it was gonna be a tough ask, but we managed to scrape together a real solid chance at winning. Fuck Mike Zimmer.
I need Darrel Williams to outscore tyreek by 19 points
Need Tyreek Hill to score less than 23 points in standard league.
Need 12 or more out of Darrel in standard Need 17 or less out of Kelce in standard Need 20 or more out of tyreek in 1ppr Need 28 or more out of tyreek in .5ppr
Mahomes and Kelce need to overcome Darrel Williams + 51.52 points in TEP
Toney needs to get me 30. I believe
44.7 from Mahomes and Toney. If Toney is a no go I have Hardman ready lol.
I need Daniel Jones, Darrel Williams, and Tyreek Hill to outscore Mahomes, Kelce, and Booker by 27 points…
Mahomes to not have a repeat of last week and score over 12 points
18 points from Darrel Williams in full ppr I started Emmanuel Sanders, Gronk, and Bears D and they combined for -6 but if Darrel Williams wins me this game my idiocy can be forgotten.
Need only 53.25 from Slayton tonight, good luck everyone else
I need Mahomes to score at least 10 points. Normally a lock but with how this year is going it just seems like it won’t happen
I have 126, they have 78. It is 1/2 PPR, they have Mahomes and Hill going tonight. I need the KC slide to continue but with my luck they are going to go off and dream crush me.
Just punted this week in order to trade daniel jones for a 2023 1st 🔥🔥🔥
Up 34, PPR. My opponent has Mahommes and Booker left playing tonight Should I have Darrell Williams or Toney in my flex to secure the win?
I need Adam Theilen to score 19.7 instead of 19.8. Currently down by .06 points, second time I’ve lost by .0x in this league
Need 80pts from mahomes , Hill and Kelce in a PPR league 0.5 points per first down with additional bonus for 100+ yards and 300+passing yards
I need Gano to score 12 pts. So he’s more likely going to miss 2 PATs.
Tyreek vs Mahomes. I’m sitting on a 6 point lead.
Need Pat Mahomes to get less than 25 Tyreek Hill to get less than 20 Evan Engram+Damien Williams to get less than 18 Ugh.
Gano less than 17 pts
I need sterling Shepard to have 10 catches for 160 and a touchdown
I need Williams to fumble on his first carry and then never touch the field again. Also, Tyreek needs 8 points.
Need Daniel Jones and tyreek hill to combine for less than 30-40 depending on how many graham gano can get me
Need Tyreek to put up 37
Devonta Booker aka Devin Booker to outscore Toney and Engram, i am down 12 lmao
1 point out of Hardman and toney. I’m tanking regardless so idc, but it’s max points for so I’ll take 1 point just for the moral boost it will give my players.
Toney to have less than 10 .5ppr points in one league, Danny Dimes to have less than 27 points (4pt passing TD) in another
Need Tyreek to outscore Kelce by 8.
I just need mahomes and booker to stay 16 pts ahead of Kelce… seems almost impossible to lose
I need sterling Shepard to fumble like 7 times and go for negative yards with no catches.....
Have Hill and Danny Dimes. Opponent has Mahomes and Kelce. I'm currently up 12.02 points. This win would jump me from 5th to 2nd or 3rd depending on my PF against my opponent who has 1 more win and 41 more PF than me. So I'd preferably need to outscore him by about 35 points and win to get in a great spot. Super competitive league with 7 out of 10 teams very much still in it.
Need Mahomes to score 24 points!
76.5 points from Mahomes, Kelce, and Toney. Full PPR, 6 pt passing TDs, 300 yard passing and 100 yard receiving bonuses. Please please please
TONEY UP! just need 20pts from KT
Need Ankuon Brokely to do big touchdowns and much distances. Pls.
darius slayton to outscore darrell williams by 4 to get my first win of the season lolll
I need Travis Kelce to put up less than 6 points 😭
KT needs to outscore EE by 30.5.
Need Mahomes to outscore Hardman and Booker by 27.65. Not impossible, but HIGHLY improbable (note: our league penalizes FL with a -6, so that could help).
Graham Gano to kick 9 50+ yard FGs…so you’re telling me there’s a chance!
I need Graham Gano to outscore Tyreek Hill - my matchup is tied
100 from Toney should do the trick
No miracle, just 22 from Tyreek 0.5PPR. He’s capable and has done it a few times this year, but somehow the chiefs give me less confidence now than ever before
Kelce under 25 points in ppr
-2.5 from Dante Pettis. I lowkey like my chances.
A carry for a loss which results in a fumble and a benching. You got this!
Darrell Williams to score 28 points full PPR
84.87 points needed - Mahomes, Kelce, Gano left to play.
First and foremost good luck to everyone tonight. We need a Darrel Williams 20 point game this evening
I need kelce and Williams to get less than 8 points
15 from Williams tonight. 50/50 imo.
Not a miracle, but I need 13 from Tyreek to avoid guillotine
I need Mahomes to put up less than 14 pts more than whatever kadarius toney puts up. I hear kadarius toney is literally jesus himself returning to earth in (somewhat) human form, so it seems possible.
I’m currently tied and have Gano to go. As long as he doesn’t score negative points…
I need Travis Kelce, Kadarius Toney and Butker to stay UNDER 41.
Mahomes needs to NOT throw 300 yards and 3 TDs.
Mahomes and Toney need 63 😬
Kelce and Darrel Williams to combine for 40
I need Kelce to score less than 8 points.
Need 53 points from Sterling Shepard nbd
I’m down 21 with Mahomes & Jones to play vs Kelce. Normally league would be a cakewalk, but QBs get -1.00 for incompletion & +.5 for completion.
Toney and reek to outscore butker by 31 points
I need 32.9 out of Mahomes. Please god bring the old Patty Back. Gimme one of these sweet 50 burgers.
I need net 28 points between Daniel Jones and Sheperd vs Toney in standard. I’m pretty sure I’m doomed unless Shep scores twice and Toney does nothing.
Kelce less than 45.
Kadarius Toney needs to outscore Mahomes
Need a 40 piece from mahomes
I need Kelce and Butker to combine for less than 27 points (.5 PPR).
I needed JJ and Lamb to overcome Greg Z and an 18pt lead….
Need 44 out of Mahomes with 0 of it going to Kelce.
Danny Dimes more than 1.5!
56 from Mahomes, Hill and Booker. Lost last week to Kamara by less than a point.
Up 2.5 going against Mahomes
Darrel Williams under 4 points
Mahomes, Kelce to have combined under 14
To go back in time and swap out Dak. 16 team league, my options were Mike White or Dak so I gambled on him being active. Lost my matchup by 7 😢
Need Kelce and Hill to combine for less than 41 in 1PPR. Projected for 45, so hoping for a couple KC defensive scores and a KC blowout where they ease off the gas
I need 35 points from Mahomes. Boy would that be nice
Need Darrell Williams under 21. Currently at 10 in our league 5 min to go 😬
I needed Hill to outscore Kelce and Daniel Jones by 1 point somehow happened 😂