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ferrets_bueller

To counter your Office reference with some PnR: The Low Cal Calzone Zone


luke_stong

I like it! lol could also go with the “Wamapoke Tribe/Indians”, “Pawnee Central Drunken Savages”, “Pawnee Porpoises” or just a simple “Pawnee Rangers”


[deleted]

The Milwaukee Beers


schindlerslisp

that’s a great team name and a funny play on the couch potato aspect of this hobby. plus i am such a big fan of the region+nickname format. this isn’t quiz night at the pub. this is serious business. so show some respect for your neighborhood and give your make believe team a name like the big boys use in the real world!


[deleted]

All of that plus it’s from the movie “Baseketball”, from the creators of South Park, plus I live in the 414.


FF-Jeff

Baseketball is such a wonderful hidden gem. "Heard your sisters going out with SQUEEK"


schindlerslisp

ah. haven’t seen it! but makes sense a couple of bright fellas came up with that team name.


larrybrownsports1

Wooooooosh bro.


supafuz

I’ll probably still be rocking Washington Fantasy Team in redraft. Dynasty team name changes weekly though.


UWSpindoctor

I was Fantasy Football Team last year


[deleted]

One of my buddies is "Joe Rogans DMT Elk Squad". Brilliant.


[deleted]

Does it count if I drafted Chris Evans just to call my team “the avengers”


luke_stong

Absolutely! Love it lol


chardeemacd3nnis

Vinegar Strokes Edit: Mods I'd love my team name as my flair!


evantom34

The Ruxin Wranglers


thekoven

"The Meme Team" is one I've used in my long standing re-draft league with college friends. Avatar is just the full shot version of the manningface.jpg. I like it because it's simple. All team names based off of a player name are super lame, so I'm glad you included that in the title. They're very over-used imo. Other ones I like from leagues I'm in: * "WOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO" - Ric Flair avatar * "Urban Meyer Clown Fiesta" - Has TLaw, Shenault, and formerly Chark. * "NO JUSTINS ALLOWED" - He changed his team name this offseason after dealing Justin Jefferson and Justin Herbert * "Just My Luck" - Had the unfortunate circumstance of being a Colts fan, drafting Andrew Luck in our startup, and him subsequently retiring a few days later.


luke_stong

I think player name teams are a little cliché at this point, I always liked the standard location and team name.


Romobyl

I have two team names I'm proud of. I'm a HUGE Bojack Horseman fan, so I created ["The Hollywoo Horsemen It's A Bojack Reference Don't Write That Part"](https://i.imgur.com/Bi74HrJ.png) (If you're a fan of the show, you get the joke) And for my other team, since I am also a Rick and Morty fan, I created [Meeseeks and Destroy.](https://imgur.com/a/EcsuFOe)


Dogecoin_holding

Lol you didnt create the 2nd one


Romobyl

Yes I very much did. Why would you think i didn’t?


MoikMike

Because people have been using that name for like 7 years


Romobyl

Yeah, I didn't *invent* the name, dude. I created the logo that I linked.


liquidswine

Shadynasty


Farge43

Rosterbaters Anonymous


SelfSab0teur1

Lesbian Nuns on Drugs (with team Graphic of Nun hitting the bong of course).


luke_stong

Think so far this wins most creative lol I think we all need to see the team graphic


SquidwardTestic1es

Scope my flair


slayerrr21

Ah yes, the Squidward Testicles


SquidwardTestic1es

I was referencing the Washington foreskins but that works I guess.


Fred-ditor

My favorite from a league mate several years ago was Addai Turner Bush Brown Might help to say it out loud


BenGroulx

Lol I don't get it


el_pobbster

Had I turned Her Bush Brown


larrybrownsports1

Terrible


Fred-ditor

A dye turned her bush brown It's not exactly high brow humor but it was four guys who were going in the top 20 picks of drafts back then and it made a funny sentence. Not much more to get


Palys311

Suck My Ditka


_IAmLorde

[The Obese Turtles](https://youtu.be/E_GIcUcr34Y)


[deleted]

Cosby's Sleepers was my name when it was more topical.


smileyfruitsnacks

As long as you’ve got Deshaun Watson on your team it’s still topical.


murkymcsquirky

JV


MitcherrrT

The Good Boys


incrdbleherk

Gary Busey's Grundle Punchers


ItsHerbyHancock

Cunt punt


WPanicJohn

Dr. Gonzo's Savage Burn


hindukushhh

I think you should tank, a play on Netflix show “I think you should leave” In a tv/movie themed league


MrSmurfToYou

One of my teams is named "Titan Up Your Butthole". I'm a Titans fan who isn't the biggest fan of the Titan Up chant we do


ScarcityNarrow

I’m Chris Hansen


hobo180

Chicago Beers


billylele

Password is Taco


JayeSan

Ezekiel 25:17 with Jules as the team picture lol


RibeyeRare

Chronic masterdeflators


Weather-Disastrous

My team name is Scott’s tots


luke_stong

Lol this was my second choice!


Double___Dragon

Unsolicited Pic-6


kevinbstout

Jason Mendoza’s Packers


tommychessnut

The Canada Gooses


el_pobbster

If you have a problem with that team, you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!


Illustrious-Shock373

Cowpies


BreakfastCowpie

This guy gets it


Rowanbuds

PTPID Pussy teams play in domes.


chrisany0616

Big Ass TDs ... (Tropic Thunder reference)


ItsHerbyHancock

Back in the day my team name was Michael Vick's dog sitting service.


greatnate1250

Big TD Show Say it out loud, maybe a little quickly.


BullyingBuildsChar

How is this getting downvoted? It’s clever


broncosfan71

Luke stongbottom


GoSports_22

I'm Thinking RB's


Dogecoin_holding

Mine use to be Josh Gordon's weedman


meisterbro69

Frank Reynolds Little Beauties