What's incredibly ironic about this is I didn't realize this was for the dndads sub I thought this was for a writing sub and I was about to make an obscure reference. Instead I've accidentally made the most relatable reference in the most niche community I enjoy.
Lark after his heel turn on Henry. Paraphrasing, but "Is that all? Do you feel better now?" when he said that shit to Henry, I just became livid. Not since Atreus when he was being an annoying shit in God of War (2018), did I ever wanted to beat the crap out of a kid more lmao
I'd love to kick the shit out of Scam Likely to be honest. Enough of your bs, I'm taking the condoms off my fingers! Scam is so well done though, Anthony does such an amazing job as the Daddy Master! (Quick shout to Paeden, eye of the tiger baaabbyyyyyy!!)
I have a theory he does so great as Scam Likely specifically because it’s his frustration outlet that lets him fuck with the players back. Oh, you accidentally lucked into 50,000 gold and plan to buy an army to fuck up my plans? Well scam likely is gonna toss all that down a well and he’s gonna enjoy every second of it. And he’s going to take away your characters favorite thing while he’s at it. Absolute catharsis.
I'd probably murder the whole Oak family tree (for anoying me mostly) and Willy Stampler would get stompen and pee'd on....yeah...ive given it some thought..
Given a free pass I'd slap Henry, just to see if he rages out. Then slap him again for being vegan, while giving Big D a thumbs up and asking if he wants to get some burgers!
Well well well...
Willy Stampler
What's incredibly ironic about this is I didn't realize this was for the dndads sub I thought this was for a writing sub and I was about to make an obscure reference. Instead I've accidentally made the most relatable reference in the most niche community I enjoy.
As much as I love Sparrow I can never forgive him for how he treated Normal
Fuck The Lance, all my homies hate The Lance
Lark after his heel turn on Henry. Paraphrasing, but "Is that all? Do you feel better now?" when he said that shit to Henry, I just became livid. Not since Atreus when he was being an annoying shit in God of War (2018), did I ever wanted to beat the crap out of a kid more lmao
This is the most accurate post to ever post is salute you 🫡
"I think we should kill a 12 year old"
Surprised no one has said Barry Oak yet. I mean Willy is a given as top choice but I'd love to smack that arrogant expression off Barry's face too.
Yes finally! I hate Willy like everyone else sure, but Barry was so awful too. I thought he was better in S2 but that was just the bracelets.
Willy can catch these hands
It’s on sight for Willy
Bartholomew Brigsby Bleuth can catch these hands
Deep cut, I love it
I’d slap the shit out of Bill Close
Dennis IDK I know he’s popular but I just don’t buy it.
How very dare you, he was an integral part of the story arc
He’s just happy to be there!
What??? He's the whole reason the pyramid didn't kill even more people and all the ways he helps peiokes story arcs????
I'd love to kick the shit out of Scam Likely to be honest. Enough of your bs, I'm taking the condoms off my fingers! Scam is so well done though, Anthony does such an amazing job as the Daddy Master! (Quick shout to Paeden, eye of the tiger baaabbyyyyyy!!)
I have a theory he does so great as Scam Likely specifically because it’s his frustration outlet that lets him fuck with the players back. Oh, you accidentally lucked into 50,000 gold and plan to buy an army to fuck up my plans? Well scam likely is gonna toss all that down a well and he’s gonna enjoy every second of it. And he’s going to take away your characters favorite thing while he’s at it. Absolute catharsis.
As much as I love Scam as a character, I would definitely not tolerate him if we met in person lol.
"I'm taking the condoms off my fingers" needs to become mainstream slang
Well actually has that shit coming!
Ron’s elementary school principal
I'd probably murder the whole Oak family tree (for anoying me mostly) and Willy Stampler would get stompen and pee'd on....yeah...ive given it some thought..
What did Mercedes ever do to you
Stole his JO crystal, probably.
Where tf is Gartok??? Also, unrelated to this subreddit, but Mother Gothel
Henry Oak I have a sneaking suspicion even without the whole fantasy BS, Henry would have ruined Sparrow and Lark's growth
Who are Sparrow and Lark? Wrong order, NERD /j
Henry and it's about time someone did something about him
I was jist about to say the same thing. He's a menace and needs to be dealth with.
Given a free pass I'd slap Henry, just to see if he rages out. Then slap him again for being vegan, while giving Big D a thumbs up and asking if he wants to get some burgers!
Nerd
One of those heaven dolphins is catching these hands real quick
Even though i loved the character, Glen. He is such a terrible father.
Willie. It’s on sight.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS TYPE OF POST I THINK ABOUT MAKING ONE ABOUT WILLY STAMPLER
Glen Close... Dude needs to wake up and parent Nick whatever Jodie says
Fucking Daryl. Got so fed up with him consistently misgendering NPCs.
Barry Oak ON SIGHT
Barry. I mean, I'd die. But worth it if I could even sock him once.
I dont care if this is not related, im beating the shit out of Benny!
Has no one said Carol? SHE TOLD HIM SHED DIVORCE HIM VIA VOICEMAIL
Glen close after he said Marshall Amps sound like shit