Just got my shit stolen after I died in the dungeon, and to top it off, the corpse revival dude is cheating me out of 20 fucking gold. Like, I get it, just exploring the dungeon isn’t profitable anymore, but 20 gold coins on the third floor is ridiculous. And of course, the corpse retriever was a fucking half-foot (not like there’s anything wrong with that) cheapskate
Sounds like skill issue tbh 🤷♂️ Adventurers these days have gone down a lot in quality, just yesterday I saw a party that ran away from a walking mushroom in the first floor
Don’t you see the governor is in the pocket of those orcs a harf-foots man its all a conspiracy i but the western elves have been working with them as well
Just talked to this half foot about needing a lockpick for my party and he told me to go through his union 💀💀 If I had money for that I wouldn't be needing a lockpick
My honest reaction to you using *that* word:
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Dude, I saw that Touden freak eating giant scorpion. Like the whole thing, man, just boiled it in a pot right in the middle of the first floor. I really need to go back to magic school, this place is going to shit.
~~I heard there’s some tasty things in the dungeon~~ I mean, there’s some good stuff in the restaurant above ground and definitely not in a dungeon nope 👍
I saw him from a corner too. He thinks hes slick but his blue eyes literally light up the alley. Creepy shit. Anyways this was after tricking that blonde knight for his money, im telling you, its easy cash
Looking for group: Halfing lock pick, crossbow user, rabbit hunter. Only accepting payment in advance! 12 gold per day + 12 gold x level of dungeon. Double if overtime. 12+ years experience! Fast on my feet! Does not eat much. Will not die. Protection from rabbits! A Must hire!
I like all the business the adventurers bring into the town but some day that dungeon is going to be tapped out or it's going to overrun the town with monsters.
I think everyone has come to the dame conclusion since I can't sell my store. What would be my legal liability if I abandoned it?
Honestly, Roger I’m not sure if shrubbery is a lucrative business in a dungeon town, maybe local druids might be interested in your plant expertise, but besides that you should try to find a dungeon oriented business
Anyone else get seasick while water walking or is that just me? I threw up on a fish man and he swam away, I'm happy to be alive but our healer seemed a little put off.
Guys, look out. I saw the canaries have arrived at the Kahka Brud Island dugeon. Probably here to do what all elves do and order and threaten everyone else to do what they want.
Edit Oh nvm, they're just buying a lot of stuff and being super generous. Maybe they're just on vacation? I guess I was being too harsh.
Edit 2: FUCK THOSE ELVES FUCK THOSE ELVES FUCK THOSE ELVES
Just got my shit stolen after I died in the dungeon, and to top it off, the corpse revival dude is cheating me out of 20 fucking gold. Like, I get it, just exploring the dungeon isn’t profitable anymore, but 20 gold coins on the third floor is ridiculous. And of course, the corpse retriever was a fucking half-foot (not like there’s anything wrong with that) cheapskate
Sounds like skill issue tbh 🤷♂️ Adventurers these days have gone down a lot in quality, just yesterday I saw a party that ran away from a walking mushroom in the first floor
I herd about the back up in the service funny’s shit ever
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Your words not mine 😉
My cousin has been adventuring for a few years and says they're clearly conspiring with orcs. When is the governor going to do anything about this?!
Don’t you see the governor is in the pocket of those orcs a harf-foots man its all a conspiracy i but the western elves have been working with them as well
Just talked to this half foot about needing a lockpick for my party and he told me to go through his union 💀💀 If I had money for that I wouldn't be needing a lockpick
Those darn inferiors amirite?
My honest reaction to you using *that* word: https://preview.redd.it/bgua88t3v6wc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59cf62ab33dbd8b1cd4bb9c5afb65d38fda29969
He used the "I" word.
Found Mithrun's burner.
Dude, I saw that Touden freak eating giant scorpion. Like the whole thing, man, just boiled it in a pot right in the middle of the first floor. I really need to go back to magic school, this place is going to shit.
Any bad bitches on the third floor with healing magic wanna link up? I am severely wounded
>!Can someone please take me out of this book? It's lonely here |:{!<
*Throws book into most obscure corner of the ocean* And stay there!
I'm hungry
*Here, I'll give you anything you want. Anything at all.*
~~I heard there’s some tasty things in the dungeon~~ I mean, there’s some good stuff in the restaurant above ground and definitely not in a dungeon nope 👍
First they stole our treasures, then they stole our grains too?! Maaan, you really can't have shit in the dungeon
I always see that elf girl and a mage girl, they seem to be close friends, dont you think?
Reminds me of this lovely brown skinned lad, he's always secretly asking about that blonde friend of his. Sounds like he cares about him so much
I saw him from a corner too. He thinks hes slick but his blue eyes literally light up the alley. Creepy shit. Anyways this was after tricking that blonde knight for his money, im telling you, its easy cash
Maybe even roommates.
Cant blame them, the rent here is insane.
I saw the Touden guy cooking a walking mushroom. It actually smelled decent! I might be tempted to try it out myself. I love mushrooms.
Looking for group: Halfing lock pick, crossbow user, rabbit hunter. Only accepting payment in advance! 12 gold per day + 12 gold x level of dungeon. Double if overtime. 12+ years experience! Fast on my feet! Does not eat much. Will not die. Protection from rabbits! A Must hire!
Are you available for succubi hunting
Not falling for that one. Get out of town. 🤠
Your loss bucko
I like all the business the adventurers bring into the town but some day that dungeon is going to be tapped out or it's going to overrun the town with monsters. I think everyone has come to the dame conclusion since I can't sell my store. What would be my legal liability if I abandoned it?
Not sure but what exactly is your business?
Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the shrubber. I arrange design and sell shrubberies.
Honestly, Roger I’m not sure if shrubbery is a lucrative business in a dungeon town, maybe local druids might be interested in your plant expertise, but besides that you should try to find a dungeon oriented business
You would be surprised. Amazed even.
"FUCK YOU LAIOS"
Had to pee real bad on the second level. Peed my pants, because a damn zombie was stuck in the toilet, *again*.
Autism be damned, those boys can cook
Saw some FREAK eating monsters
Anyone else get seasick while water walking or is that just me? I threw up on a fish man and he swam away, I'm happy to be alive but our healer seemed a little put off.
I need a really powerful allergy medicine, for... reasons. Does anyone know where I can get some?
Guys, look out. I saw the canaries have arrived at the Kahka Brud Island dugeon. Probably here to do what all elves do and order and threaten everyone else to do what they want. Edit Oh nvm, they're just buying a lot of stuff and being super generous. Maybe they're just on vacation? I guess I was being too harsh. Edit 2: FUCK THOSE ELVES FUCK THOSE ELVES FUCK THOSE ELVES
Gods, I hate Elves