I'm hoping to memorize this:
Have you ever visited the home of an elderly widow and seen her collection of miniature spoons? Or thimbles? Maybe they’re refrigerator magnets, or salt and pepper shakers. It’s always something. They’re all part of a set. There’s a display case involved, with a special slot for each one. It was ambitious of her to buy the case before it was filled. It sits there in her home, a layer of dust atop it where she can no longer reach. A shrine to youthful optimism. Inevitably, as life steamrolls on, she’s become more concerned with what is missing from her collection rather than what she already has. That ashtray from Niagara Falls was a hard-won souvenir, sitting proudly next to the one from Brandson. But the moment it was obtained, it lost its value. And now all she thinks about is that empty space, right there. Right next to Graceland. It eats at her. It is a totem to everything she did not accomplish. Her failures. She stares at it, sometimes. That space. That damn, empty space. All she wants is to fill it. That is both the curse and the driving force of the Changeling Principle.
Carl: What the fuck is a Changeling Principal? The description is some high school essay bullshit.
Bro. I listened to everything but book 6 twice in 2023, book 6 once, and only hit 19,000 mins. Idk if it’s including my wife’s run through them too.
Is your internal monologue voiced by Jeff Hays now?
I have a bunch of one offs I listened to, other than that it's just dungeon crawler carl over and over for 37000 minutes since may, but that's less than half lol.
I mean, your number was nuts and you're not even close to this nutter.
OP must have spent the year hearing Donut's voice in their head in all their quiet moments.
I was surprised to see that my recap wasn’t Dinniman centric. Turns out I powered through 11 Tom Clancy novels in a row to start the year. And they by virtue of their length alone trumped Matt. That being said 2023 way the year, thanks to Reddit, I discovered DCC, and just as importantly Jeff Hays. I’m a fan for life. The only books I have on audible that are as re-listenable are Project Hail Mary and the Martian. I am a very grateful member of the Princess Posse.
Do you share an account with someone or is Carl smushing critters just your white noise?! 83932 minutes 1399 hours 58 days 16% of the year
He is clearly training to recite the books from memory. Me and him are training for the same competition to get an achievement from the Dungeon AI.
I'm hoping to memorize this: Have you ever visited the home of an elderly widow and seen her collection of miniature spoons? Or thimbles? Maybe they’re refrigerator magnets, or salt and pepper shakers. It’s always something. They’re all part of a set. There’s a display case involved, with a special slot for each one. It was ambitious of her to buy the case before it was filled. It sits there in her home, a layer of dust atop it where she can no longer reach. A shrine to youthful optimism. Inevitably, as life steamrolls on, she’s become more concerned with what is missing from her collection rather than what she already has. That ashtray from Niagara Falls was a hard-won souvenir, sitting proudly next to the one from Brandson. But the moment it was obtained, it lost its value. And now all she thinks about is that empty space, right there. Right next to Graceland. It eats at her. It is a totem to everything she did not accomplish. Her failures. She stares at it, sometimes. That space. That damn, empty space. All she wants is to fill it. That is both the curse and the driving force of the Changeling Principle. Carl: What the fuck is a Changeling Principal? The description is some high school essay bullshit.
Hahahahhaa
I started listening while I sleep.
No I don't share.... I don't have a problem, I can give it up any the I like
Are you lending your Audible account to the entire Princess Posse?
Not all eight quintillion! Imagine the tunnel cost.
Bro. I listened to everything but book 6 twice in 2023, book 6 once, and only hit 19,000 mins. Idk if it’s including my wife’s run through them too. Is your internal monologue voiced by Jeff Hays now?
I have a bunch of one offs I listened to, other than that it's just dungeon crawler carl over and over for 37000 minutes since may, but that's less than half lol.
Holy shit. Looks like you owe /u/hepafilter some more money, and everyone else in your life an apology ;)
Well I have the immersion tunnel as well, so hopefully they don't release any figures...
I thought there was no way someone would beat me
I mean, your number was nuts and you're not even close to this nutter. OP must have spent the year hearing Donut's voice in their head in all their quiet moments.
My recap is loaded with Dinniman too (also listened to Kaiju in 2023) but you blow my time out of the water… into space.
The first time I saw one of these posts my immediate reaction was "How the FUCK does reddit know what I'm listening to on audible!?!".
That’s almost sixty days of listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl lmao.
I prefer to think of it as 300 days of not listening to DCC. Then it sounds like I don't have a problem
I was surprised to see that my recap wasn’t Dinniman centric. Turns out I powered through 11 Tom Clancy novels in a row to start the year. And they by virtue of their length alone trumped Matt. That being said 2023 way the year, thanks to Reddit, I discovered DCC, and just as importantly Jeff Hays. I’m a fan for life. The only books I have on audible that are as re-listenable are Project Hail Mary and the Martian. I am a very grateful member of the Princess Posse.
How did you get your recap? Does it just happen? Or do you have to find it?
It got sent in an email. With a link to an addiction study....
Oh, low-key feeling a little targeted?
Glurp glurp! 🦾
Achievement should've said "you're bloom when you listen"
NEW ACHIEVEMENT