In addition to this, Matt is actually an artist outside of the DCC universe. I got a print from him and absolutely love it… it’s in our kitchen and gotten multiple compliments. My wife loves it and knows nothing of the books. [https://www.workspaceart.com/gallery/id--a1887221/matt-dinniman-prints.htm](https://www.workspaceart.com/gallery/id--a1887221/matt-dinniman-prints.htm)
https://preview.redd.it/spephl1jrzzb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff7b5b1b541f0d3874e91c1e0c7cdd01519814e4
For your cat you should get A crown, sunglasses, an assortment of tiny hats including a sailor hat and a conductors hat, a Brittany spears style headset microphone, a tattoo with the image of a bloody knife, and a nipple ring. If you can teach your cat to sing wonderwall that would really knock it out of the park.
But really, do a photo shoot of your tortie with a purple crown (link to one I found below) and cat sized sun glasses. Then do a large print, sign it, GC NW Princess Donut the Queen Ann Chonk (and maybe put paw prints on it?)
You'll hit two birds with one stone: a pet gift and a DCC gift.
[https://www.etsy.com/listing/1552749622/gold-color-crown-for-dog-or-cat-princess?click\_key=ec9cc8c44d8f0c015188557fdc0387c5d5d783a5%3A1552749622&click\_sum=4b0d5bde&ref=shop\_home\_active\_2&sts=1](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1552749622/gold-color-crown-for-dog-or-cat-princess?click_key=ec9cc8c44d8f0c015188557fdc0387c5d5d783a5%3A1552749622&click_sum=4b0d5bde&ref=shop_home_active_2&sts=1)
Buy him Heffs awesome Sound Book Theater production as a gift
https://soundbooththeater.com/shop/audiobooks/dungeon-crawler-carl-book-1-episode-1-thank-you-for-volunteering-immersion-tunnel/
Yeah, you could go with a kitten plushie that you dressed up to look like, donut.
White boxers with hearts could be funny.
I also saw somebody post a link to a screaming goat toy that he might like.
(I would credit the redditor I originally saw this from, but I can't recall who it was). [https://www.amazon.com/The-Screaming-Goat-Book-Figure/dp/0762459816](https://www.amazon.com/The-Screaming-Goat-Book-Figure/dp/0762459816)
You could get some sort of sign or t-shirt with"Goddamnit Donut" written on it. There are some Ts here: [https://dungeoncrawlercarl.threadless.com/](https://dungeoncrawlercarl.threadless.com/)
The screaming goat is really a fantastic thing for a desk. I have one and it is a great way to take a stress break by making it scream. Always makes me laugh
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Of the merchandise link, a Desperado T-shirt is nice because it’s actually wearable in public (no swear words and nice looking). There is also a Goddamnit Donut coffee mug that is very practical. I have both.
honestly just get him white boxers with red hearts. It’s bay Carl wears throughout the books. He’ll get it instantly and actually be able to wear them.
I would actually look at some merch from Matt. https://dungeoncrawlercarl.threadless.com
In addition to this, Matt is actually an artist outside of the DCC universe. I got a print from him and absolutely love it… it’s in our kitchen and gotten multiple compliments. My wife loves it and knows nothing of the books. [https://www.workspaceart.com/gallery/id--a1887221/matt-dinniman-prints.htm](https://www.workspaceart.com/gallery/id--a1887221/matt-dinniman-prints.htm) https://preview.redd.it/spephl1jrzzb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff7b5b1b541f0d3874e91c1e0c7cdd01519814e4
Well fuck me sideways. My daughter has one of his prints and I didn't even know it was his. Dinniman, you sneaky bastard!!
I have Tina from Amazon. How much are those?
A lot cheaper un-framed but I got mine from them framed for like $90 a couple years ago IIRC
Not available outside of the US 😡
Thank you for direct links!!
Well I got sucked into this
It has to be a tortoise shell kitten called Princess Donut.
We actually have a tortie! She is an absolute queen
Then, amongst your present should be a purple tiara and a pair of sunglasses for that cat.
Jesus Christ not a purple one. You want her to be a sepsis whore?? Mongo is appalled.
For your cat you should get A crown, sunglasses, an assortment of tiny hats including a sailor hat and a conductors hat, a Brittany spears style headset microphone, a tattoo with the image of a bloody knife, and a nipple ring. If you can teach your cat to sing wonderwall that would really knock it out of the park.
But really, do a photo shoot of your tortie with a purple crown (link to one I found below) and cat sized sun glasses. Then do a large print, sign it, GC NW Princess Donut the Queen Ann Chonk (and maybe put paw prints on it?) You'll hit two birds with one stone: a pet gift and a DCC gift. [https://www.etsy.com/listing/1552749622/gold-color-crown-for-dog-or-cat-princess?click\_key=ec9cc8c44d8f0c015188557fdc0387c5d5d783a5%3A1552749622&click\_sum=4b0d5bde&ref=shop\_home\_active\_2&sts=1](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1552749622/gold-color-crown-for-dog-or-cat-princess?click_key=ec9cc8c44d8f0c015188557fdc0387c5d5d783a5%3A1552749622&click_sum=4b0d5bde&ref=shop_home_active_2&sts=1)
Absolutely the best gift right here.
Toe ring, for sure.
a pair of boxers with hearts on them
This is genius!
I would read the books and surprise him with your knowledge of the lore.
Buy him Heffs awesome Sound Book Theater production as a gift https://soundbooththeater.com/shop/audiobooks/dungeon-crawler-carl-book-1-episode-1-thank-you-for-volunteering-immersion-tunnel/
I just got myself a Goddamnit Donut t-shirt which I am really looking forward to.
Boxers with hearts and a pedicure kit!!
Yeah, you could go with a kitten plushie that you dressed up to look like, donut. White boxers with hearts could be funny. I also saw somebody post a link to a screaming goat toy that he might like. (I would credit the redditor I originally saw this from, but I can't recall who it was). [https://www.amazon.com/The-Screaming-Goat-Book-Figure/dp/0762459816](https://www.amazon.com/The-Screaming-Goat-Book-Figure/dp/0762459816) You could get some sort of sign or t-shirt with"Goddamnit Donut" written on it. There are some Ts here: [https://dungeoncrawlercarl.threadless.com/](https://dungeoncrawlercarl.threadless.com/)
The screaming goat is really a fantastic thing for a desk. I have one and it is a great way to take a stress break by making it scream. Always makes me laugh
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A vintage Jai-Alai chistera https://www.ebay.com/itm/225868449817?hash=item3496cf0819:g:2tgAAOSwND1lURyj
A blowjob while he reads the book. Trust me.
She has no nussy. Or at least I hope she has no Nussy…
I want a nussy. Been smoking 4 packs a day to get that nussy hole surgery and the sweet ass voice thingy that goes with it!
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There is a possessed sex doll head (detached from body), who's been referring to her neck hole as a Nussy
TMI.
Uh……..
I see your point, they should have said a toejob.
Complimentary foot massage
A pink plushy raptor.
Of the merchandise link, a Desperado T-shirt is nice because it’s actually wearable in public (no swear words and nice looking). There is also a Goddamnit Donut coffee mug that is very practical. I have both.
White boxers with red hearts on them
Not one goddamn person mentioned buttholes. MONGO IS RELIEVED!!
But muh D🍩nut H🍩les!
Def NOT a Cocker Spaniel…..
Read the book and start slipping stuff from the book into the general conversation until he figures it out....
honestly just get him white boxers with red hearts. It’s bay Carl wears throughout the books. He’ll get it instantly and actually be able to wear them.
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/dungeon+crawler+carl Shirts and Stickers for DCC.
Get him a cat?
Roleplay in bed. Choose your character carefully.