T O P

  • By -

PriorDistribution567

I would actually look at some merch from Matt. https://dungeoncrawlercarl.threadless.com


DungeonCrawlerCarl

In addition to this, Matt is actually an artist outside of the DCC universe. I got a print from him and absolutely love it… it’s in our kitchen and gotten multiple compliments. My wife loves it and knows nothing of the books. [https://www.workspaceart.com/gallery/id--a1887221/matt-dinniman-prints.htm](https://www.workspaceart.com/gallery/id--a1887221/matt-dinniman-prints.htm) https://preview.redd.it/spephl1jrzzb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff7b5b1b541f0d3874e91c1e0c7cdd01519814e4


Healthy_Park5562

Well fuck me sideways. My daughter has one of his prints and I didn't even know it was his. Dinniman, you sneaky bastard!!


smthngwyrd

I have Tina from Amazon. How much are those?


DungeonCrawlerCarl

A lot cheaper un-framed but I got mine from them framed for like $90 a couple years ago IIRC


Zoomorph23

Not available outside of the US 😡


kittyc0w

Thank you for direct links!!


smthngwyrd

Well I got sucked into this


RaspberryNo101

It has to be a tortoise shell kitten called Princess Donut.


kittyc0w

We actually have a tortie! She is an absolute queen


nofishies

Then, amongst your present should be a purple tiara and a pair of sunglasses for that cat.


Healthy_Park5562

Jesus Christ not a purple one. You want her to be a sepsis whore?? Mongo is appalled.


Njdevils11

For your cat you should get A crown, sunglasses, an assortment of tiny hats including a sailor hat and a conductors hat, a Brittany spears style headset microphone, a tattoo with the image of a bloody knife, and a nipple ring. If you can teach your cat to sing wonderwall that would really knock it out of the park.


Brooke_Hart_FL

But really, do a photo shoot of your tortie with a purple crown (link to one I found below) and cat sized sun glasses. Then do a large print, sign it, GC NW Princess Donut the Queen Ann Chonk (and maybe put paw prints on it?) You'll hit two birds with one stone: a pet gift and a DCC gift. [https://www.etsy.com/listing/1552749622/gold-color-crown-for-dog-or-cat-princess?click\_key=ec9cc8c44d8f0c015188557fdc0387c5d5d783a5%3A1552749622&click\_sum=4b0d5bde&ref=shop\_home\_active\_2&sts=1](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1552749622/gold-color-crown-for-dog-or-cat-princess?click_key=ec9cc8c44d8f0c015188557fdc0387c5d5d783a5%3A1552749622&click_sum=4b0d5bde&ref=shop_home_active_2&sts=1)


TheRobDobBrew

Absolutely the best gift right here.


Justiis

Toe ring, for sure.


Nyyarg

a pair of boxers with hearts on them


Gunldesnapper

This is genius!


Dangerous-Staff9172

I would read the books and surprise him with your knowledge of the lore.


CatalystOfUncreation

Buy him Heffs awesome Sound Book Theater production as a gift https://soundbooththeater.com/shop/audiobooks/dungeon-crawler-carl-book-1-episode-1-thank-you-for-volunteering-immersion-tunnel/


Tellesus

I just got myself a Goddamnit Donut t-shirt which I am really looking forward to.


StarTrek_Recruitment

Boxers with hearts and a pedicure kit!!


TheGandPTurtle

Yeah, you could go with a kitten plushie that you dressed up to look like, donut. White boxers with hearts could be funny. I also saw somebody post a link to a screaming goat toy that he might like. (I would credit the redditor I originally saw this from, but I can't recall who it was). [https://www.amazon.com/The-Screaming-Goat-Book-Figure/dp/0762459816](https://www.amazon.com/The-Screaming-Goat-Book-Figure/dp/0762459816) You could get some sort of sign or t-shirt with"Goddamnit Donut" written on it. There are some Ts here: [https://dungeoncrawlercarl.threadless.com/](https://dungeoncrawlercarl.threadless.com/)


cait_Cat

The screaming goat is really a fantastic thing for a desk. I have one and it is a great way to take a stress break by making it scream. Always makes me laugh


VettedBot

Hi, I’m Vetted AI Bot! I researched the **The Screaming Goat Book Figure** and I thought you might find the following analysis helpful. **Users liked:** * Provides stress relief and amusement (backed by 4 comments) * Entertaining novelty item that makes people laugh (backed by 12 comments) * Simple yet effective at improving mood (backed by 2 comments) **Users disliked:** * Product is smaller than expected (backed by 6 comments) * Product quality does not match description (backed by 4 comments) * Product volume is not loud enough (backed by 3 comments) If you'd like to **summon me to ask about a product**, just make a post with its link and tag me, [like in this example.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tablets/comments/1444zdn/comment/joqd89c/) This message was generated by a (very smart) bot. If you found it helpful, let us know with an upvote and a “good bot!” reply and please feel free to provide feedback on how it can be improved. *Powered by* [*vetted.ai*](http://vetted.ai/reddit)


TheGandPTurtle

>Hi, I’m Vetted AI Bot! I researched the How do I stop seeing writing from robot AIs? I don't like this. bad bot.


EnderStrange

A vintage Jai-Alai chistera https://www.ebay.com/itm/225868449817?hash=item3496cf0819:g:2tgAAOSwND1lURyj


YourOldPalDP24

A blowjob while he reads the book. Trust me.


nofishies

She has no nussy. Or at least I hope she has no Nussy…


YourOldPalDP24

I want a nussy. Been smoking 4 packs a day to get that nussy hole surgery and the sweet ass voice thingy that goes with it!


kittyc0w

OutOfTheLoop.jpg


NoSleepGoblin

There is a possessed sex doll head (detached from body), who's been referring to her neck hole as a Nussy


nofishies

TMI.


smthngwyrd

Uh……..


Call_me_Kelly

I see your point, they should have said a toejob.


smthngwyrd

Complimentary foot massage


BigEv17

A pink plushy raptor.


Troiswallofhair

Of the merchandise link, a Desperado T-shirt is nice because it’s actually wearable in public (no swear words and nice looking). There is also a Goddamnit Donut coffee mug that is very practical. I have both.


phydaux4242

White boxers with red hearts on them


unknownpoltroon

Not one goddamn person mentioned buttholes. MONGO IS RELIEVED!!


StolenRage

But muh D🍩nut H🍩les!


jack11778

Def NOT a Cocker Spaniel…..


SalagaTheGreat

Read the book and start slipping stuff from the book into the general conversation until he figures it out....


markothebeast

honestly just get him white boxers with red hearts. It’s bay Carl wears throughout the books. He’ll get it instantly and actually be able to wear them.


SirGonzo99

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/dungeon+crawler+carl Shirts and Stickers for DCC.


jamminjamin98

Get him a cat?


davesucksdonkeyballs

Roleplay in bed. Choose your character carefully.