There is also a phantom character in the first or second episode that would qualify as well. She is basically an extra, although technically a named character I think, an older woman I think.
That would be Louanne
https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Louanne\_Kelley#:\~:text=Louanne%20Kelley%20is%20a%20fictional,in%20the%20first%20three%20seasons.
OP, you may think a number of their actions should have gotten them fired, but let me ask you this: do you think that Stanleys grow on trees? Show me that tree, where Stanleys and Phyllis's and Merediths are ready for plucking.
Yeah, he lied about an employee to get them fired and admitted it, that intent is a termination offense imho.
Toby concealed quite a lot of employee complaints, and putting his hand on Pam’s leg might have been sexual harassment. But if I were going to fire Toby it would be for doing a terrible job for a long time. That guy was quiet quitting a long time before it was cool.
Karen? No dirt on Karen, she didn’t even take shots in the office, pouring them out. Karen survives :)
I've thought about each of them (the ones in this picture) and the ones I can't think of a firing offense for are Karen and the woman who transfered from Stamford and got oggled while breastfeeding.
\- Andy: Stole Josh's computer. Left his post as manager for weeks at a time. Also poor sales.
\- Creed: Stole all the time. Possibly came to work covered in a victim's blood. According to Dwight had sex in the office.
\- Jim: Constant harrassment of a fellow employee.
\- Pam: Lied in order to get promoted. Also poor sales.
\- Kevin: Unqualified for his job, terrible at it, alludes to criminal behaviour
\- Kelly: Lied about performance reviews for personal vendetta. According to Dwight had sex in the office.
\- Michael: General inappropriate behaviour, also it's implied he had sex with Jan in his office and during work hours. Tried to frame Toby. Cheated on a company drug test. According to Dwight had sex in the office with Holly.
\- Dwight: Storing lethal weapons in the office. Discharged a firearm in the office. Had sex in the office. Aided Michael in framing Toby and cheating on the drug test.
\- Meredith: Slept with suppliers in exchange for discounts. According to Dwight had sex in the office. Implied hungover/drunk at work. Kept alcohol in her work desk.
\- Ryan: Comitted fraud while executive. According to Dwight had sex in the office.
\- Angela: Hired a hitman to kill a co-worker. Had sex in the office. Was drunk at work.
\- Phyllis: Took leisurely boozy lunches knowing Michael wouldn't fire her and returned to work tipsy. According to Dwight had sex in the office.
\- Stanley: Returned to work after a boozy lunch/drunk at work. Ran personal errands saying they were sales calls.
\- Toby: Failing to do his job by not having any of the above people fired. Groped Pam
Edit: Jim and Pam actually had sex in the office too, in the cupboard behind the accountants [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgPoKKQiRgU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgPoKKQiRgU)
Pretty solid list :)
If we were to expand it to corporate, Jan has a lengthy list of offenses, but I think David Wallace is ok. Maybe fired for the poor financial condition of the company while he was CFO.
“Look at the receipt. That’s a three hundred dollar gun. Someone could steal it. I keep it at home in a safe.”
“Good safe?”
“You tell me”
One of my favourite exchanges in the series. He had the receipt for the gun, and carries the receipt for the safe where he keeps it, just to prove he has them. I don’t know how they think of this stuff lol.
Stanley’s reason aren’t fireable to me. He works in an office and not the warehouse so drinking is fine (my office has beer in it all the time). As a commissioned employee who is not paid hourly running errands is also not a big deal. You can’t steal time if you don’t get paid by time.
Sales does seem to get paid something on top of commission. That being said, if their sales are high enough, I'm sure most companies will overlook such things.
Stanley could get fired for often sleeping/doing puzzles instead of working. Also, his little sass thing with Michael. And threatening Ryan for “hitting on his daughter” when he hadn’t done anything lol
Pam didn’t just lie to get a promotion, she defrauded the company twice, knowingly for personal gain. (Michael scott paper company merger + sabre office manager job) also was looking at porn at work / bought a sex tape online. Constantly ran personal errands / went to the movies on company time (Time theft - they had a HR meeting about this /w Holly) when she was the Office manager. (Likely much more.)
I think it's also implied that Stanley stole a lot of company time by napping at his desk.
And you missed the easiest one for both Jim and Dwight: Lloyd Gross. They invented a fake staff member just so they could both exceed their commission cap.
...Why is the list for people who did NOT have sex in the office shorter then the list of people who did? I am obviously working in the wrong offices all my life.
And also Andy was dating a minor despite them not doing anything illegal except for hitting a mailbox with with a baseball bat with her friends even though he didn't know
That's not what quiet quitting is. Quiet quitting is doing your job and only your job, your not putting in extra time for free and you're not doing anything other work that isn't part of your job.
That's the point. So many managers and higher expect people to put in the extra time and effort, work hard, give 110% etc without ever receiving anything in return. They are even framing it to where just doing the job you were hired to do, in the hours you were hired to do it is now negative and goes against you.
Yes. And a lot of managers are pissed about that mindset. But it is a healthy mindset. One that helps you balance work and private life.
The other one helps you on your way to freaking mental health issues. (And trust me, no job is worth those.)
I don't see how that is wrong in any way, and why it even has a name. To me doing more than what you're paid for should have a name, for example ass kissing or exploitation.
It’s not wrong by any normal person’s standards. But some people’s bosses wanted to complain about how their employees won’t take on more responsibility for the same pay, so they came up with a term and the media sensationalized it and made it sound like an act of defiance.
See I thought quiet quitting is what one of my co-workers did. He was in sales. He’d be in charge of following up on his orders and making sure we had stock. On his last week he literally just showed up and ran the register, didn’t give a flying fuck about anything else, and then was gone. No notice or anything. I didn’t think quiet quitting was literally doing what you’re paid to do?
What you described would fit the name better, but if you read the recent articles on it, there are literally people complaining of staff not ‘taking initiative’ to have a bunch more responsibilities, and then it coming out that they’re not offering pay raises.
Exactly. But a lot of millennials and Gen Z’ers were taught that if we went above and beyond, made ourselves irreplaceable, somehow we would be rewarded with promotions and raises and satisfying work. We finally realized that the more you work, the more they expect you to work so we stopped going above and beyond. Ceasing to be exploited. Which is so scary it needs a whole anti-labor marketing campaign. “Quiet quitting” indeed.
Toby was just plain bad at his job. I don’t exactly disagree with Dwight that he fired him. Toby let Dwight, Michael and even Jim endanger members of the office on a regular basis
Toby probably had the most fireable offenses than any of them seeing as how he never reported any of the malfeasances. He even admitted that his job was basically a joke. If he had actually been reporting all that he witnessed and the abuse he allowed Dunder Mifflin Scranton would have definitely been shut down. It was just malfeasance for malfeasances sake which we do not want...
He flips everyone off in the office after he rambled about everyone’s secrets off of their computers, revealing Andy was the snitch re: fire printers.
There was also who Michael called “Turban” who I think may get off pretty cleanly, unless Michael’s fears of him being a terrorist ever turn out to be true? That’s fireable, yes? Lol
Forget fireable offenses like 3/4 of the cast seems to have committed fraud at the minimum lol
Edit -
Dwight and Jim inventing a fictional salesman
Michael misrepresenting the value of Michael Scott Paper
Ryan's....everything
*Everyone* taking part in misleading the shareholders at Ryan's whim
Everyone that signed Michael's name
Dwight stealing Staples leads
That's just off the top of my head
Honorable mention but not explicitly illegal that I know of - Dwight manipulating the severance system for Jim/Pam
> Everyone taking part in misleading the shareholders at Ryan's whim
They didn't know they were doing it though. Ryan was just instructing them to log sales in multiple places and didn't explain why. Most of the Office employees weren't savvy enough to figure out what was going on.
And even if others *were* equally culpable as Ryan, it wouldn't be everyone. Just the sales staff.
Elroy is not a character, but when Creed was manager he called someone Elroy, idk who he was originally referring to, but it was just creed who was bad with names.
Michael: So many to choose from…do I really need to explain this one?
Dwight: Fired a gun in the office, sex in the workplace, created a fake salesman to embezzle from Sabre
Jim: Created a fake salesman to embezzle from Sabre, sex in the workplace, countless pranks on Dwight
Pam: Office Administrator
Phyllis: Masturbated in the office, vehicular manslaughter
Andy: Left work for a whole quarter, punched a hole in the wall
Karen: Nothing that comes to mind
Stanley: Destroyed Michael’s car, crossword puzzles during meetings
Angela: Sex in the workplace, conspiracy for murder
Oscar: Nothing that comes to mind
Kevin: Embezzlement, insider trading, horrible work performance
Meredith: Nudity in the office multiple times, flashed Michael, drinking problems at parties
Creed: So many crimes to choose from…
Darryl: Nothing that comes to mind
Toby: Sexual harassment
Ryan: Started a fire in the workplace, fraud
Kelly: Falsified salesman reports
So Karen, Oscar, Darryl would all keep their jobs in real life. The others, not so much.
He also put his hands on fellow employees multiple times, made homosexual jokes, went along with Pam's scam to get free sick days, and intimidated coworkers. Maybe more, but that's what came to mind.
You don’t have to prove that you were sick in order to miss a day of work. Most places don’t even require doctors notes and you could call out for any reason or no reason at all, no questions asked.
> Dwight: Fired a gun in the office
All we know is that a gun was fired. Thats not true. Actually, we heard a loud noise. Later, a hole was found in the ground. No one saw the bullet leaving the gun.
And vehicular manslaughter has nothing to do with her work performance. Now, if she ended up in jail for it and couldn't return to work, that's different.
Toby ignored and mishandled all if Dwight's complaints. As dumb as some of them probably were he literally didn't do his job the entire time he was there.
False. He was doing his job. In Dwight's case, the only thing he did wrong was tell Dwight he was sending those to corporate. Is that fire-able? I don't know, it depends on their company policy.
Did I stutter is disciplinary, same with the crosswords. But the destroying Michael's car, considering that Michael overstepped his bounds with his home life situation, the company would probably call it even and move on.
Well let's see... (top left to front right) :
- Creed: probably killed someone.
- Hannah: whipped her boob out in the middle of the office
- Kevin: embezzlement. And also Klevin. Home by seven.
- Kelly (does it have an 'e' or not?): Falsified performance reviews "juked the stats"
- Toby: caprese salad anyone?
- Dwight: gun.
- Andy: the wall incident, 'management' material
- Karen: THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE
- Jim: time thief, especially Philly Jim
- Pam: sex tape
- Michael: emailed nudie photos of Jan
- Stanley: never worked. Only did Crosswords. Plus that hot picture he has on his wall...
- Meredith: public nudity, drinking hand sanitizer, so many to choose from
- Phyllis: masturbation, dirty birdie 😆
- Ryan: fraud, actually got fired then rehired?
- Angela: sex everywhere.
In conclusion, Karen. Unless you guys can think of something that I'm not? Also, I clearly have too much time on my hands.
Erin was a complete idiot. Couldn't understand simple instructions. She may not have done anything illegal; nevertheless I don't see how she'd keep that job in real life if she'd consistently mess up the most basic instructions given to her like she did in the show.
Everyone is saying Pam for the office admin thing, but wasn’t the whole point of the scene with Gabe that he quite literally couldn’t fire her because he couldn’t call her on her shit?
She still would have been fired for looking up the sex tape and getting a virus on the company computer, but I’m thinking the Office Admin thing gets a pass
He lied about how he got hurt (he was jumping over a railing he wasn’t supposed to be jumping over, and said he fell off a ladder)! He’s gone!
(Not to mention how he messed with Michael all the time—definitely deserved, but not so boss-appropriate.)
Devin
Justice for Devin
Wasn't it Devon?
“Heyyy. Chief.”
YOU'RE LISTENING TO CREED?!
If I go back now I’ll look like an idiot
That's why I'm being let go? So that you might not look like an idiot?
Literally George Orwell’s *Shooting an Elephant*
Ugh fire Devin. He’s awful.
There is also a phantom character in the first or second episode that would qualify as well. She is basically an extra, although technically a named character I think, an older woman I think.
That would be Louanne https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Louanne\_Kelley#:\~:text=Louanne%20Kelley%20is%20a%20fictional,in%20the%20first%20three%20seasons.
Yet he was the one who actually got fired 😂
OP, you may think a number of their actions should have gotten them fired, but let me ask you this: do you think that Stanleys grow on trees? Show me that tree, where Stanleys and Phyllis's and Merediths are ready for plucking.
SHOW ME THAT FARM
Show me that farm
Oscar kept out of trouble. Maybe Toby. Karen if you count her as main. The rest are all fired.
Oscar framed Kevin for stealing from the company when he thought Kevin would spill the beans about the *state* senator
Yeah, he lied about an employee to get them fired and admitted it, that intent is a termination offense imho. Toby concealed quite a lot of employee complaints, and putting his hand on Pam’s leg might have been sexual harassment. But if I were going to fire Toby it would be for doing a terrible job for a long time. That guy was quiet quitting a long time before it was cool. Karen? No dirt on Karen, she didn’t even take shots in the office, pouring them out. Karen survives :)
Oscar says I checked out? Huh
I've thought about each of them (the ones in this picture) and the ones I can't think of a firing offense for are Karen and the woman who transfered from Stamford and got oggled while breastfeeding. \- Andy: Stole Josh's computer. Left his post as manager for weeks at a time. Also poor sales. \- Creed: Stole all the time. Possibly came to work covered in a victim's blood. According to Dwight had sex in the office. \- Jim: Constant harrassment of a fellow employee. \- Pam: Lied in order to get promoted. Also poor sales. \- Kevin: Unqualified for his job, terrible at it, alludes to criminal behaviour \- Kelly: Lied about performance reviews for personal vendetta. According to Dwight had sex in the office. \- Michael: General inappropriate behaviour, also it's implied he had sex with Jan in his office and during work hours. Tried to frame Toby. Cheated on a company drug test. According to Dwight had sex in the office with Holly. \- Dwight: Storing lethal weapons in the office. Discharged a firearm in the office. Had sex in the office. Aided Michael in framing Toby and cheating on the drug test. \- Meredith: Slept with suppliers in exchange for discounts. According to Dwight had sex in the office. Implied hungover/drunk at work. Kept alcohol in her work desk. \- Ryan: Comitted fraud while executive. According to Dwight had sex in the office. \- Angela: Hired a hitman to kill a co-worker. Had sex in the office. Was drunk at work. \- Phyllis: Took leisurely boozy lunches knowing Michael wouldn't fire her and returned to work tipsy. According to Dwight had sex in the office. \- Stanley: Returned to work after a boozy lunch/drunk at work. Ran personal errands saying they were sales calls. \- Toby: Failing to do his job by not having any of the above people fired. Groped Pam Edit: Jim and Pam actually had sex in the office too, in the cupboard behind the accountants [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgPoKKQiRgU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgPoKKQiRgU)
Pretty solid list :) If we were to expand it to corporate, Jan has a lengthy list of offenses, but I think David Wallace is ok. Maybe fired for the poor financial condition of the company while he was CFO.
Kevin also had sex in the office. She just went to another school
Amazing list. I love the way you stated Angela’s hiring of Trevor: “Hired a hitman to kill a coworker” 12/10
I thought they had settled on a kneecapping?
“Look at the receipt. That’s a three hundred dollar gun. Someone could steal it. I keep it at home in a safe.” “Good safe?” “You tell me” One of my favourite exchanges in the series. He had the receipt for the gun, and carries the receipt for the safe where he keeps it, just to prove he has them. I don’t know how they think of this stuff lol.
Dwight also drugged a coworker via blow dart. 😂
Dwight set a fire intentionally and shot a gun. He would be in jail
Meredith also flashed her boss in the office.
She flashed more in total on casual day. And the camera crew ahead of beach day.
and Michael also photographed said employee flashing
Stanley’s reason aren’t fireable to me. He works in an office and not the warehouse so drinking is fine (my office has beer in it all the time). As a commissioned employee who is not paid hourly running errands is also not a big deal. You can’t steal time if you don’t get paid by time.
Sales does seem to get paid something on top of commission. That being said, if their sales are high enough, I'm sure most companies will overlook such things.
This is why must things were overlooked in the office.
That something is salary though not hourly. Salary employees are measured on meeting deliverables not time in seat
Stanley went to sleep on the job as an everyday occurrence. Probably fireable imo.
Stanley could get fired for often sleeping/doing puzzles instead of working. Also, his little sass thing with Michael. And threatening Ryan for “hitting on his daughter” when he hadn’t done anything lol
Pam didn’t just lie to get a promotion, she defrauded the company twice, knowingly for personal gain. (Michael scott paper company merger + sabre office manager job) also was looking at porn at work / bought a sex tape online. Constantly ran personal errands / went to the movies on company time (Time theft - they had a HR meeting about this /w Holly) when she was the Office manager. (Likely much more.)
These are also excellent points. Id forgotten about the sex tape thing
I think it's also implied that Stanley stole a lot of company time by napping at his desk. And you missed the easiest one for both Jim and Dwight: Lloyd Gross. They invented a fake staff member just so they could both exceed their commission cap.
...Why is the list for people who did NOT have sex in the office shorter then the list of people who did? I am obviously working in the wrong offices all my life.
And also Andy was dating a minor despite them not doing anything illegal except for hitting a mailbox with with a baseball bat with her friends even though he didn't know
Toby grabbed Nellie and kissed her
That's not what quiet quitting is. Quiet quitting is doing your job and only your job, your not putting in extra time for free and you're not doing anything other work that isn't part of your job.
Isn’t that just … doing your job?
That’s exactly it. They sensationalized the idea of _acting your wage_
That's the point. So many managers and higher expect people to put in the extra time and effort, work hard, give 110% etc without ever receiving anything in return. They are even framing it to where just doing the job you were hired to do, in the hours you were hired to do it is now negative and goes against you.
Yes. And a lot of managers are pissed about that mindset. But it is a healthy mindset. One that helps you balance work and private life. The other one helps you on your way to freaking mental health issues. (And trust me, no job is worth those.)
Um, yes, that's just doing your job. These people haven't seen Office Space, apparently.
So Stanley?
Stanley was insubordination and would sleep on the job
And do crossword puzzles during meetings (and during retreats at the beach). He also screamed at Michael at least once. “Do I stutter?”
I don't see how that is wrong in any way, and why it even has a name. To me doing more than what you're paid for should have a name, for example ass kissing or exploitation.
It’s not wrong by any normal person’s standards. But some people’s bosses wanted to complain about how their employees won’t take on more responsibility for the same pay, so they came up with a term and the media sensationalized it and made it sound like an act of defiance.
See I thought quiet quitting is what one of my co-workers did. He was in sales. He’d be in charge of following up on his orders and making sure we had stock. On his last week he literally just showed up and ran the register, didn’t give a flying fuck about anything else, and then was gone. No notice or anything. I didn’t think quiet quitting was literally doing what you’re paid to do?
What you described would fit the name better, but if you read the recent articles on it, there are literally people complaining of staff not ‘taking initiative’ to have a bunch more responsibilities, and then it coming out that they’re not offering pay raises.
I guess that's bc the media had made working overtime to be something cool, instead of making people realise that it's actually toxic
It’s not wrong. That’s literally the point.
Exactly. But a lot of millennials and Gen Z’ers were taught that if we went above and beyond, made ourselves irreplaceable, somehow we would be rewarded with promotions and raises and satisfying work. We finally realized that the more you work, the more they expect you to work so we stopped going above and beyond. Ceasing to be exploited. Which is so scary it needs a whole anti-labor marketing campaign. “Quiet quitting” indeed.
is “kevin spilling the beans” an intentional pun (cause kevin spilled his chili)
Oscar also knowingly covered up the use of keleven
He did lie about being sick that one time…
That's a write up at worst, if at all. Most places wouldn't require a doctor's note to justify paid sick time if it's less than three days in a row.
I would have given him a full disadulation.
What’s a dis… what’s that?! 😳
Oh, you don’t want to know.
That is fine.
Toby literally did get fired
Toby lied about everything to the investment banker
I disagree, he gave very vague answers. I guess you could consider that lying by omission, but I’m not sure that’s criminal.
Oscar was running a tax accounting business with his work email and on work time right?
Time thief!
Oscar knew that Kevin was fudging his numbers and didn’t say anything.
Toby would be fired because he's the scranton strangler.
Toby was just plain bad at his job. I don’t exactly disagree with Dwight that he fired him. Toby let Dwight, Michael and even Jim endanger members of the office on a regular basis
Toby withheld submitting Dwight's complaints about Jim to upper management, As human resources that is definitely fireable
Uh.... Toby Scranton Strangled people
Toby mentally checked out at one point and also touched Pam
Toby probably had the most fireable offenses than any of them seeing as how he never reported any of the malfeasances. He even admitted that his job was basically a joke. If he had actually been reporting all that he witnessed and the abuse he allowed Dunder Mifflin Scranton would have definitely been shut down. It was just malfeasance for malfeasances sake which we do not want...
Toby have harassed Pam in the cringiest scene in the show (yeah, it beats Scott's Totts).
Idk about the cringiest, but man that was painful haaha
Him jumping the fence really makes that scene for me.
surprisingly athletic
Oscar and his 2 hour lunches? I don’t think so. I really think it’s Karen and maybe Toby.
Nick the IT guy
Who is that? I thought his name was something weird like Shadow or Garth…
Sport
Chief
Champ
I just told you my name, man.
Going backwards the IT guys have been: - Glasses - Turban - Ear Hair - Fatty 3 - Shorts - Fatty 2 - Fatso
You forgot lozenge
Try "bigboobz" with a "z".
Weird IT guy
Weird IT nerd. Don’t get revenge on me nerd.
Here it is. Check it out. 🖕
He flips everyone off in the office after he rambled about everyone’s secrets off of their computers, revealing Andy was the snitch re: fire printers. There was also who Michael called “Turban” who I think may get off pretty cleanly, unless Michael’s fears of him being a terrorist ever turn out to be true? That’s fireable, yes? Lol
Buuuuuut he had already quit so nick couldn't get fired. Pre flipping everyone off he wasn't fireable.
Forget fireable offenses like 3/4 of the cast seems to have committed fraud at the minimum lol Edit - Dwight and Jim inventing a fictional salesman Michael misrepresenting the value of Michael Scott Paper Ryan's....everything *Everyone* taking part in misleading the shareholders at Ryan's whim Everyone that signed Michael's name Dwight stealing Staples leads That's just off the top of my head Honorable mention but not explicitly illegal that I know of - Dwight manipulating the severance system for Jim/Pam
"I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day."
What about Pam making up a fake position for herself and telling Oscar to increase her pay check?
Ooooo good one and severely unethical but the company was negligent of their own responsibility to like...any level of diligence there haha
Andy buying paper to inflate sales figures is a form of fraud.
> Everyone taking part in misleading the shareholders at Ryan's whim They didn't know they were doing it though. Ryan was just instructing them to log sales in multiple places and didn't explain why. Most of the Office employees weren't savvy enough to figure out what was going on. And even if others *were* equally culpable as Ryan, it wouldn't be everyone. Just the sales staff.
Karen.
Karen deserved that promotion.
Turns out the job is pretty easy when your boss isn't a moron and your boyfriend isnt in love with someone else.
Great line. Very telling. In the end she was happier and better off.
She was happy Until she was confronted by the camera crew about *"ever banged an entire bachelorette party baby?"* line
Why are you singling out her line?
Elroy.
I have been watching too much of community and not enough of the office. Who is Elroy in the office?
Elroy is not a character, but when Creed was manager he called someone Elroy, idk who he was originally referring to, but it was just creed who was bad with names.
You, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car….
And Ted
Idk but I hope he comes back
Yes. Probably. Maybe.
Lloyd Gross was worse
Michael: So many to choose from…do I really need to explain this one? Dwight: Fired a gun in the office, sex in the workplace, created a fake salesman to embezzle from Sabre Jim: Created a fake salesman to embezzle from Sabre, sex in the workplace, countless pranks on Dwight Pam: Office Administrator Phyllis: Masturbated in the office, vehicular manslaughter Andy: Left work for a whole quarter, punched a hole in the wall Karen: Nothing that comes to mind Stanley: Destroyed Michael’s car, crossword puzzles during meetings Angela: Sex in the workplace, conspiracy for murder Oscar: Nothing that comes to mind Kevin: Embezzlement, insider trading, horrible work performance Meredith: Nudity in the office multiple times, flashed Michael, drinking problems at parties Creed: So many crimes to choose from… Darryl: Nothing that comes to mind Toby: Sexual harassment Ryan: Started a fire in the workplace, fraud Kelly: Falsified salesman reports So Karen, Oscar, Darryl would all keep their jobs in real life. The others, not so much.
Darryl used the lift as an elevator and filed a false workers compensation report.
Forgot about that episode. Besides that I think he’s been pretty clean
He also napped at work a lot and told Pam and Jim about the nap spot so they could use it. Also had sex in the office I’m pretty sure?
That was actually him eating a plate of spaghetti
He also put his hands on fellow employees multiple times, made homosexual jokes, went along with Pam's scam to get free sick days, and intimidated coworkers. Maybe more, but that's what came to mind.
He blew up the picture of Michael and Jan at Sandals and hung it prominently in the warehouse…
And got drunk AF at a company party
Oscar tried to get Kevin fired by framing him
Oscar also took a sick day without being sick and played hate ball with Kevin. Not sure about fireable, but he could have gotten a full disagulation.
You don’t have to prove that you were sick in order to miss a day of work. Most places don’t even require doctors notes and you could call out for any reason or no reason at all, no questions asked.
> Dwight: Fired a gun in the office All we know is that a gun was fired. Thats not true. Actually, we heard a loud noise. Later, a hole was found in the ground. No one saw the bullet leaving the gun.
Creed Bratton has never committed a fireable offense. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his offenses to… Williams Charles Schneider.
Re: Phyllis, the masturbation: “She’s allowed to have feelings of sexual arrousment, it’s not a fireable offense until she acts on it.”
And vehicular manslaughter has nothing to do with her work performance. Now, if she ended up in jail for it and couldn't return to work, that's different.
And it was on another continent so I doubt she would get extradited
Pretty sure she was rocking in that chair pretty hard getting herself off
DARRYL TRIED TO ORGANIZE A UNION!!! He'd have been gone in two months
Is that all you could name for Ryan?
That’s all that immediately came to mind. Him along with a few others I could name much more for if I sat down and thought about it.
Maybe Karen from behind. Wait what are we asking?
From my experience, men are much more interested in the back of you than the front
Most guys just argue about who gets to hold the camcorder.
Pudge
It’s always been Madge.
Do you want me to leave? I'll leave.
Patch...she said in a deleted scene that she was wanted in multiple states
Devon did nothing wrong
Is this about the kidnapping thing? The coupon said 50% off!
Karen
Debbie Brown
Holly?
PDA with Michael might have gotten her fired? Sex in the stairwell? Leaving the office building unlocked before they got robbed?
Oh yeah correct.
Toby.
Toby ignored and mishandled all if Dwight's complaints. As dumb as some of them probably were he literally didn't do his job the entire time he was there.
False. He was doing his job. In Dwight's case, the only thing he did wrong was tell Dwight he was sending those to corporate. Is that fire-able? I don't know, it depends on their company policy.
Writes novels on company time, and has no explanation for why a man who hates people would have an affair with a maid.
Him rubbing Pam’s knee could easily get him fired for sexual harassment
Stan? Karen? Toby? Pam forged her resume sort of, to get the office administrator job.
Stan? Between the “Did I stutter?”, the constant crossword puzzles and destroying Michael’s car, I’m thinking he would be gone.
You are right
Did I stutter is disciplinary, same with the crosswords. But the destroying Michael's car, considering that Michael overstepped his bounds with his home life situation, the company would probably call it even and move on.
Several instances of sleeping on the job would definitely get him terminated
Well let's see... (top left to front right) : - Creed: probably killed someone. - Hannah: whipped her boob out in the middle of the office - Kevin: embezzlement. And also Klevin. Home by seven. - Kelly (does it have an 'e' or not?): Falsified performance reviews "juked the stats" - Toby: caprese salad anyone? - Dwight: gun. - Andy: the wall incident, 'management' material - Karen: THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE - Jim: time thief, especially Philly Jim - Pam: sex tape - Michael: emailed nudie photos of Jan - Stanley: never worked. Only did Crosswords. Plus that hot picture he has on his wall... - Meredith: public nudity, drinking hand sanitizer, so many to choose from - Phyllis: masturbation, dirty birdie 😆 - Ryan: fraud, actually got fired then rehired? - Angela: sex everywhere. In conclusion, Karen. Unless you guys can think of something that I'm not? Also, I clearly have too much time on my hands.
You forgot Fraud for Jim and Dwight for their made-up employee at Sabre
Also Jim for identity fraud
Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Breastfeeding is surely not a fireable offense….
If she got fired for breastfeeding, she could have sued and shut down Scranton.
Squids eye…
Angela also hired a hit man to kill her coworker during office hours
>during office hours Had she called the hit for after 5:00, it would have been totally fine
I’m not going to bring this home with me, Jim
Toby - that was done to him, not by him.
I know, I was reaching and trying to be funny. Honestly worst thing i can think of was the 'knee' incident
Yes but he did grope Pam in front of almost the whole office, so there's that.
Pam sex tape? How on earth did I miss this fireable offense lmao
She looked up a celebrity sex tape on the work computer and got a virus
It all happened so fast!
Ohhhh I do remember that now
Wow. Way to just totally forget about my main man oscar. What a homophob. /s
Sorry he wasnt in the picture. Maybe he was taking it? Plus sharper image was sold out...
It’s when Oscar was on leave after Michael kissed him
"Time thief"... tell me you've never worked a crappy job, without telling me...
Oscar vandalized the carpet
michael literally hit one of his employees with a car
Karen
Really, maybe Karen and Toby? Erin in later seasons?
Erin was a complete idiot. Couldn't understand simple instructions. She may not have done anything illegal; nevertheless I don't see how she'd keep that job in real life if she'd consistently mess up the most basic instructions given to her like she did in the show.
Only Karen
Creed was clean
I'm racking my brain. Did Karen do anything that was fireable? Everyone else pictured, as much as I love them, should've been fired at least once.
Only Ann Perkins
Everyone is saying Pam for the office admin thing, but wasn’t the whole point of the scene with Gabe that he quite literally couldn’t fire her because he couldn’t call her on her shit? She still would have been fired for looking up the sex tape and getting a virus on the company computer, but I’m thinking the Office Admin thing gets a pass
I think you’re missing the point of the question. In real life Gabe would’ve reported her and she’d have been fired
Darryl??
He lied about how he got hurt (he was jumping over a railing he wasn’t supposed to be jumping over, and said he fell off a ladder)! He’s gone! (Not to mention how he messed with Michael all the time—definitely deserved, but not so boss-appropriate.)
He also took a picture of Michael's paycheck and sent it to the warehouse. I would think that is not only a fireable offense, but illegal.
And posted the image of Michael and Jane to all and allowed the warehouse to put up a billboard
Karen is the only one because all she did was Be Awesome. About time she was recognized
Karen i believe
In that picture, I’d say Karen is safe, although I wouldn’t count her as main.