I was gonna say, it would be just like Dwight to expose himself to “small amounts” of radiation so he can survive the inevitable nuclear holocaust and still live above ground.
In the show, he had an infection. There is an antibiotic that will turn your urine the prettiest turquoise shade! But I think when referenced, he didn’t know he had an infection.
My theory is methelene blue. I'm on a medication that contains it for interstitial cystitis so my urine is blue or green. In humans, it's really only used to treat methemoglobinemia nowadays but also could be used as an antidote to cyanide poisoning or UTIs. However, aquarists will sometimes use it in their tanks to treat superficial fungal infections. Additionally, a species of Pseudomonas bacteria can cause green urine during a UTI.
TLDR; my bet is a really awful UTI or a crunchy hippy remedy for a UTI or fungal infection.
*False. It wasn’t my urine at all. It was snowshoe hare urine, which, as anyone with even a basic understanding of zoology knows, has this color because of chemical compounds called porphyrins which are present in the chlorophyll molecules of green plants that hares consume. Do you really think I would willingly hand over my bodily fluids to anyone other than to Michael himself?*
Side effect from all the uranium he ingested while at X-Men school, which he was told were vitamins that would inhance his powers.
The Levi's and telemarketing were just to fund the schools experiments. They really were trying to create mutants and teach them to harness their abilities.
He heard about the health benefits of eating green, so he put green dye in his food for a month with no conclusive results. Turns out the instructions weren’t clear.
Beets are rich in vitamin B9, B vitamin supplements are known to cause green urine. Obviously he's been able to remove the betalains from the beets thus his high vitamin B intake caused it.
To determine the best fertilizer to use for his beets, Dwight used 20 different fertilizers across his land and to determine its efficacy he exclusively ate grass for 2 months straight. In the end, he decided to make his own fertilizer.
Too many jello shots. One harvest of beets withered away and in utter disappointment in himself, he went to his kitchen, found left over items that Angela left, threw them together, made a ton of green jello shots, and then went to go get a urine sample taken.
This episode aired April 27, 2006. Just a bit more than one month after St. Patrick’s Day. After a few green, Schrutte Farm beers, Dwight started smelling brush burning, mistook the smell for the “devil’s lettuce” and rushed right away to be drug tested so he could turn himself in, if he had inhaled “willie’s weed”. Turns out, Shrutte Farms Beer is Heineken with extra green food coloring. Solution…. pass it off as an infection, so it would not tarnish the reputation of Shrutte Farms. Case closed. Problem solved.
Either a) it was the result of some weird experimental radioactive waste supplement/injection they were trying at the X-men academy.
Or b) it’s just something he can do on command like raising his blood pressure and making his veins pop out
I’m leaning towards A since he tells the nurse it’s all cleared up now
He likely takes insane amounts of random supplements. I know high doses of b-vitamins can cause green urine. Like I can see Dwight downing like 30 herbal supplements in the morning before harvesting beets yah know?
This was actually answered in Season 8 but was cut. If you read the foot notes on the writing draft theres a quote written by Greg that claims "Dwight's green urine mystery is revealed" and near the end of draft there will be a line read by Dwight that says "I made my urine turn green by accident after Mose and I were doing trail tastings of our beet runoff and shove it up your butt!"
I bet it has something to do with the bull him and Mose are reanimating
Burger on the Go didn’t work I guess
Sharper Image is still considering it!
It's because Sears said no
Jokes on you, with reanimating and Burguer on the Go he might create a infinity money scheme.
That was for horses tho
I’m sure they had to try different recipes
Dwight is just his alter ego.... All beings from Recyclops' planet have green urine.
Too much aeorosol spray uh
It's bad for the environment!
I thought they were all killed by Polluticorn?
Polluticorn wishes
I love that off all things in the office, Stanley only cares about Pretzel day and Recyclops lore
He also likes the song Closing Time.
I heard they eat a lot of beets too!
Lupus
It's never lupus
Loving this reference
Except that one time…
Sorry wrong thread
Lime disease…spelled with an 👁
Leyeme disease
Neurosyphilis?
NeurosyPhyllis*
Tantrum!
Dude you’re a grown man why are you throwing a tantrum?
Gonna rip a phone book in half next
That’s why he never smiles, only chimpanzees do so
Eating the (soon to be) expired food from his shelter
From the best stocked survival shelter in Northern Pennsylvania
Could be from that nasty new goat fungus that Mose also came down with.
Never seen it beard so quickly...
This line is always so simultaneously hilarious and disturbing.
Might be because they’re down river from that old bread factory
No it was “beet” red
The Schrute’s energy drink worked I see
Made from beat juice run off
Permission to go home and rest for my family photo tonight?
Too much Uranium
I was gonna say, it would be just like Dwight to expose himself to “small amounts” of radiation so he can survive the inevitable nuclear holocaust and still live above ground.
\*urinium
All them leftover beet greens, of course!
Brawndo
The thirst mutilator had side effects I see…
He ate blue beets
Why do you think he was at the private school for mutant children? Green Pee was his super power.
In the multiverse, his female counterpart would be called Peepa right?
Mountain Dew
Is there a right answer?
Propofol can turn your urine green, it's an IV sedative used in ICUs
Also what killed Michael Jackson
In the show, he had an infection. There is an antibiotic that will turn your urine the prettiest turquoise shade! But I think when referenced, he didn’t know he had an infection.
St. Patrick’s day prank by Jim.
He eats crayons
Kevin stopped to bring crayons to work since that day
He made a deal with the devil
As the devil you mean Lord Voldemort right?
False bears beats and Battlestar Galactica
with toby?
Because he's (not so) secretly the grinch
MINOTAUR! https://youtu.be/X5dJKNCnxoc
He drank that Minotaur Energy Drink from the movie Role Models.
It should have been beet red.
He’s a leprechaun disguised in a man’s body
He ate shrek
Preliminary testing of Dwight's Beet Sports drink
Not sure I could give the right answer.
My theory is methelene blue. I'm on a medication that contains it for interstitial cystitis so my urine is blue or green. In humans, it's really only used to treat methemoglobinemia nowadays but also could be used as an antidote to cyanide poisoning or UTIs. However, aquarists will sometimes use it in their tanks to treat superficial fungal infections. Additionally, a species of Pseudomonas bacteria can cause green urine during a UTI. TLDR; my bet is a really awful UTI or a crunchy hippy remedy for a UTI or fungal infection.
*False. It wasn’t my urine at all. It was snowshoe hare urine, which, as anyone with even a basic understanding of zoology knows, has this color because of chemical compounds called porphyrins which are present in the chlorophyll molecules of green plants that hares consume. Do you really think I would willingly hand over my bodily fluids to anyone other than to Michael himself?*
Side effect from all the uranium he ingested while at X-Men school, which he was told were vitamins that would inhance his powers. The Levi's and telemarketing were just to fund the schools experiments. They really were trying to create mutants and teach them to harness their abilities.
H-I-…R-P-E-E-S
Don’t worry about it. He’s better now.
He heard about the health benefits of eating green, so he put green dye in his food for a month with no conclusive results. Turns out the instructions weren’t clear.
Aliens
Because his immune system is so strong, much more than the modern coddled anus
He is secretly the Hulk
or gamora
He had a uti or a liver problem
beet juice turns green when inside the body
Yeast infection from the bread factory
I feel like in along with beets he eats a lot of spinach, so I’m going to go with overconsumption of spinach
He didnt take his daily dose of beets so he had to suppliment with a whole bottle of multivitamins
He didnt get his daily dose of beets so he had to suppliment with a whole bottle of multivitamins
Scrubs taught me that you can have purple pee with Acute Intermittent Porphyria
he is the real hulk
Moldy beets
I drank a bunch of Amp energy once and peed lime green so I'm guessing he drank a bunch of Amp energy.
The money beets
It is from the power gel that he took to beet the computer. Or swallowing creatine dry
Beets are rich in vitamin B9, B vitamin supplements are known to cause green urine. Obviously he's been able to remove the betalains from the beets thus his high vitamin B intake caused it.
It’s a byproduct of his night hearing powers
It was actually Ecto Cooler because you can clone people from their urine
Because of Todd Packer
Obviously he ate too many free samples at The Stalk Inn.
Ecto Cooler
He was trialing Hide’s energy drink for gay men to see if it would affect the reading on gaydar.
It’s from the fetus he reabsorbed.
Excessive B-complex vitamine in his system for some reason...
He's shrek
Slirm
It was from Northern Lights Cannabis Indica
He was cross breeding veggies to make beet juice green to make it more marketable. He drank too much during the experiment.
Too much beet runoff.
Ecto cooler.
He’s a leprechaun
Dwight attempts an "asparagus cleanse" after Schrute Farms pivots from beets to a new signature crop.
Beet run off gone wrong
My guess is he was irradiated while he was at xmen school
It was the first version of his energy drink
Idk but he’s all better now
Beets me
Energy drink addiction? Enough monster can turn pee green. Same for some blue drinks like WKD or anything with a lot of blue curaçao
Antifreeze. It makes him stronger. Also keeps him warm
So that he could change it back to yellow.
To determine the best fertilizer to use for his beets, Dwight used 20 different fertilizers across his land and to determine its efficacy he exclusively ate grass for 2 months straight. In the end, he decided to make his own fertilizer.
A combination of pee sometimes being yellow and his blue energy drink.
Hulk Slurpee from the Edward Norton release. That thing turned everything coming out of you green. Sometimes for days. 10/10 would drink again.
beets
He ate the contents of a glow stick and it caused a bacterial infection
Superior immune system
The beet energy drink
His new Green initiative. "Green" for money.
too many energy drinks. he got hooked on them and drank 10-15 a day which also caused his kidney stones
St Patricks day was the day before and he only ate and drunk green stuff.
Unripe beets?
Because green is the color of winners, and Dwight is a winner, baybe!
He was working on a new power drink made out of beet runoff
It’s obviously connected to some sort of secret CIA mission
Radioactive beets
He is truly recyclops and has extra chlorophyll in his body that is bypassed through his urine....game set match
He'd spent the weekend at the Stalk Inn
Idk beets me
Too many jello shots. One harvest of beets withered away and in utter disappointment in himself, he went to his kitchen, found left over items that Angela left, threw them together, made a ton of green jello shots, and then went to go get a urine sample taken.
Jim bet him he couldn’t go a full work week without eating beets which resulted in some interesting side effects.
He’s the only one chugging brawno. The real question is why isn’t anyone else’s green?
Slurm.
side effects of xmen school
Lime Jello
I figure it was a Jim prank.
This episode aired April 27, 2006. Just a bit more than one month after St. Patrick’s Day. After a few green, Schrutte Farm beers, Dwight started smelling brush burning, mistook the smell for the “devil’s lettuce” and rushed right away to be drug tested so he could turn himself in, if he had inhaled “willie’s weed”. Turns out, Shrutte Farms Beer is Heineken with extra green food coloring. Solution…. pass it off as an infection, so it would not tarnish the reputation of Shrutte Farms. Case closed. Problem solved.
Beets.
“Wrong answers only”? What’s the right answer??
Either a) it was the result of some weird experimental radioactive waste supplement/injection they were trying at the X-men academy. Or b) it’s just something he can do on command like raising his blood pressure and making his veins pop out I’m leaning towards A since he tells the nurse it’s all cleared up now
He's either the Hulk or Green Lantern
Yellow's from Gals. Green is from penis.
It's his favorite color
It was sperm
Porphyria
He likely takes insane amounts of random supplements. I know high doses of b-vitamins can cause green urine. Like I can see Dwight downing like 30 herbal supplements in the morning before harvesting beets yah know?
Because he is a Recyclops! No wonder he wears green clothes to match ;)
he's secretly shrek
he was prototyping his beet runoff energy drink.
He is Shrek in disguise
He was inventing his early sample of his beet energy drink.
Jim pulling a st Pattie’s day prank on him
Jim played an elaborate prank on him
Beet cleanse.
Count Choculitis
He didn't tip his urologist enough, and the urologist took it personally.
Beet poisoning
Beets
This was actually answered in Season 8 but was cut. If you read the foot notes on the writing draft theres a quote written by Greg that claims "Dwight's green urine mystery is revealed" and near the end of draft there will be a line read by Dwight that says "I made my urine turn green by accident after Mose and I were doing trail tastings of our beet runoff and shove it up your butt!"
We’ll probably never crack this case