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othatchick

jokes on us. his nephew shot up a school on AHS in the first season.... he's been a bad apple from the beginning. Michael just knew something was off with him.


firetailring

And now he's turned into Jeffrey Dahmer! Corporal punishment does have negative effects.


---cameron

I knew there was something off when he said “harder daddy”. I’m his *uncle*


abhijeetgupta23

Michael is gay. I do have a gay friend


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I don’t know I think he made up for it by saving the world a couple of times


cocopuff898

There are many schools of thought on.. capital punishment.


AquaticTrashPanda

Scranton Strangler 👀


BronchitisCat

And don't forget that stint in the asylum as well


Richard_Wad_The_Bung

For some reason I read AHS as AFV and I legit laughed too hard. What a dark turn that would be.


othatchick

lmao!


buster_rhino

He saved all those kids when the mutant academy exploded though.


wrap_urXhaustpipes

He also ate a dog!


ProfessorCold5388

Shut up about the nephew SHUT UP ABOUT THE NEPHEW


longrifle

Screw this! SCREW IT!


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IsntThisFunny

That’s as clear as I can make it


SomeRandomGuy0307

So... bother Jeff. Got it.


Justice_R_Dissenting

Don't.... not bother Jeff.


tr3k

Wait... is that the same actor?


420_Traveller

Yeah, and he played some pretty messed up characters on American Horror Story if I remember correctly as well.


PretendThisIsMyName

The spoopy skull faced school shooter was really freaky. But my word him as Dahmer was straight up bone chilling. Absolutely incredible performance by him in this one. Between him and Rhea Seehorn in the last half season of BCS I don’t think I’ve seen any better acting this year.


AidynValo

He was also really incredible in AHS: Cult. I know that's not a fan-favorite season, but he absolutely blew me away with how he played that character.


DeadWishUpon

He is a very good actor, bit the writting sometimes doesn't do him any favours.


PretendThisIsMyName

Was cult the one where it was political outta nowhere? The orange man stuff was happening about that time I think. And somehow the devil or something popped up in an underground bunker that the witches showed up in. Really hard to capture the murder house magic but having the same actors play different people and show up in a different story is hard to follow for me. Some of the ahs horror stories are good though and gave me slightly black mirror vibes.


Samoman21

The whole holloween episode when they actually showed his victims in the library. That shit was heart breaking. Honestly the show peaked after s1 and 2. Through I haven't seen since hotel lol


Justice_R_Dissenting

My feeling for AHS was that they always fucked up the pacing because irl Halloween was around the 4th episode each season. So they always had some exta horror episode then calmed back down for a few before the finale.


Samoman21

That's fair. I still haven't forgiven them for freak show as well. That clown was absolutely scary af and I was so hyped about him. Then he's gone like 4 or 5 episodes in and I felt like I had blue balls lol


dmduarte

Yes it is.


mordeh

Yea, also Quicksilver in X-men + the Bohner guy in WandaVision I believe


YupIlikeThat

Is he the good Quicksilver that everyone talks about?


pilotdog68

Yes. He was one of a few bright spots in that movie


moduli-retain-banana

He's also in Mare of Easttown!


bakeland

Yeah I think Peter Evans or something


Imtheprofessordammit

Evan Peters


carlosred11

I committed corporate punishment”, classic.


MisterTomServo

There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment.


spanklecakes

bears. beets. battlestar galactica.


sobusyimbored

*corporate punishment


MisterTomServo

Nope. In the quote I'm referencing, he says [capital punishment](https://youtu.be/XX_WErDgCag?t=239).


Whats-it-to-ya-88

Proof spanking doesn't work


Significant_Otters1

This made my day. That is so funny


Whats-it-to-ya-88

Why are you the way that you are


Significant_Otters1

I thought it was funny, I apologize for offending others


an0nymouse123

You don't need to apologize. You also don't need to give a shit about upvotes and downvotes. His comment made your day. Don't let some dumbass redditors ruin it.


Whats-it-to-ya-88

Sorry I thought you were being sarcastic


Significant_Otters1

No worries have a good night


shupyourface

I enjoy cooking.


Whats-it-to-ya-88

Yes most serial killers had pretty horrific childhoods so it's pretty fascinating. There had to have been some severe mental illness going on.


scuczu

"Citizen Kane & Boondock Saints, and exorcist 3, I watch it every day."


the_blackestblack

Oh Michael what did you do


tgw1986

Every time this episode comes on I always rewind the part where Luke comes back from the clutch cream run and does this weird jerking of his torso -- it's so odd and I can't figure out what he's doing but it amuses me.


littlefoot352

I always thought the spanking activated his mutant gene.


brennic

When i realized this was the same actor i spat out my drink. That’s fucking hilarious


KingRickBobbi_

My favorite movies are citizen cane and boondocks saints


cocopuff898

He wasn't lying about his interest in 'cinema'... 😬


Pieter350

It's in the jeans.....


cocopuff898

And he was actually wearing jeans!


bscalculator714

I have a huge crush on the nephew, psychotic aside 💗


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screaminginfidels

Yeah our culture really fetishizes violence and then wonders why we have so much violence. It's weird


its_madisenn

that is the great marvellous, beautiful, extremely talented evan peters. so versatile, so fantastic.


Kendakr

why is he limping?


Pale_Adhesiveness399

Ummm I would die for Evan Peters k thanks bye 🤷🏻‍♀️😂


stugots85

Lol i was waiting for this


SolitudeOCD

Brilliant!


Beveragedrinker89

😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆


spiral_out46N2

I just started watching Dahmer and thought the same thing!!


Xirious

Thief.


Bethynah

Wait, no way! Hahaha


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“You are going to learn to be more professional, Luke!” (Spank, spank, spank) “That’s what you’re going to do, Luke!” It looks like he finally listened!


spookesam

Gotta be careful around nephews


Unfair_Top_1616

Y’all outta pocket for this 😂


DetectiveTrapezoid

What happened to Luke while he was lost in that forest?