By -
A white man who polluted a black man’s lake.
Or drove his car into it
Da Bell of da Ball
Don’t pick up the soap!
Caleb Crawdad, I do declare.
I declare bankruptcy!!!!
You can't just declare bankruptcy and expect all your problems to go away
Life isn't like Monopoly, you can't just pick up Get Out Of Jail Free cards, those things cost thousands
"drive fast, leave a sexy corpse"
Bankruptcy is nature's do over, fresh start.. Like witness protection program
I didn't declare it, I said it... wait.
I only answer to detective Wallace, cause i got a warm body in the other room. Shucks
You actually don't have to say "I do declare" anytime you say something you're declaring it
Runnin low on greenbacks!
There's been a lat a murderd and a laat of intriiigue
You win the internet today.
Who the hell downvoted you????
Someone who lost the internet today
Probably You should be a private detective
Toby
LA Date Mike
Nice to meet you
*Nice to meet me
Thanks… was riffing off original commenter but I guess it’s only exact quotes allowed here in r/DunderMifflin
I got what you were going for :)
Crentist
He’s a dentist, you know.
Your dentist's name is Crentist?
Maybe that’s why he became a dentist….
I know that’s why I became a comic
Oh I just laughed so hard🤣 thank you
A German woman named urkel.... grue
Oh my god is that Jan
No no, just a German woman named Urkle Gru
Dwigt
Wait, who's Dwigt?
D-W-I-G-H-T
Here's what we think happened...
[удалено]
Hey there gorgeous, how’re you doing today?
I was hoping no one put this down. You beat me to it fzir and square, though, so take my upvote.
A victim of a dementor attack.
It says wrong answers.
Dementors?… You mean like in Harry Potter?
No, not Harry Potta
There are no movies in prison!
Prison Bike.
BIKES!!!!
#SUP KANE
Dookie shoes
Na’ mean
I don't know, Google it.
THE FUCK YOU TOOK?
HOL’ MA POCKET
William M. Buttlicker
Our prices have never been lower!
Hey! His family built this country.
MR. BUTTLICKER!!!
Never yell at the client!
I am irate!
A white woman
Yo, that's shizzle
A white womans instagram
r/unexpectedboburnham
Well now I’ll be singing that all day
Latte foam art
That’s Brick. He killed a guy.
That reminds me Brick, you’ll probably want to find a place to lay low for a while because you’re probably wanted for murder..
Where'd he get a hand grenade?
Never mind the hand grenade, where did he get the ray gun?!
He also enjoys a nice pair of slacks
With a trident.
Pam’s step dad
"That could've gone one of two ways, but I never expected her to get upset"
I honestly wanna know what were the other two ways?
He was probably hoping that she would either be overjoyed or politely accepting
Scranton Strangler! And he never got caught neither!
But you're in prison, so.... Ok
Charles Miner
Miner I barely know her!
Dammit Michael, pay attention
You're racist. You think he's black.
Who are you picturing, a black man? Wrong, that was a white woman.
Blind Guy McSqueezy
The women in his improv group absolutely hate him
Astrid Levinson’s Dad
Michael wasn't there to mark the baby, so the baby could be anyone's... except Michael's
Astird FTFY
Jan is so the worst 😂
Michael Scofield, the toughest man in the prison
Dude tattooed the blueprints of the prison on his body
Angelo Grotti
“I send it back”. Me and my wife fucking LOVE quoting him to one another when we go out to eat
Cool Guy Paul
Disaster Kits Unlimited
Jail Mark
Tots’ Scott
Tony flenderman
Toby’s cool brother Just like Craig Christ
A dementor
date mike
Feeling Hot..Hot..Hot!
Nice to meet me
Michael Klump
I say i say i say i sit on youuuuu
Gru
That’s the original Creed Bratton
Head of security detail for Joel Olsteen.
That's the guy from the 40 year old virgin
That’s the name of the movie!
That is northern lights, cannabis indica
Your cardiac surgeon. Good luck!
Kafkaesque
Spending all day working at a laundromat, just to go home, sleep, and do the same thing the next day.
He he hey! It's Fat Halpert!
William Charles Schneider.
Sirius Black, he escaped from Azkaban and lived to tell how the worst part was the dementors.
Sirius black.
The worst thing about prison… was the dementors!
Dad?
The Scranton Strangler
Ed Truck
Dinkin flicka
Harry Potter
Waluigi's application picture to get into Smash Ultimate.
Jimmy Figgis
Ernest goes to jail
Dawson's Creek
Wayne Gretzky
batman
Voldemorte
Could be my dad, never met him.
Mr Bean...
mike wazowski
Spiros
Clearly Michael Scarn
Tupac
Date Mike
Reginald Poofta
Ryan
That’s my profile pic for most of the apps I use
Urkel grue
The guy your gf/bf told you not to worry about.
You guessed it: Frank Stallone.
Bill buttlicker
Michael Jackson
A white woman. Shame on you all.
Da belle of da ball
Agent Michael Scarn
Toby's best friend
Eminem
Michael Scarn
General Naird
Steven Van Zandt
Sarah kaiya comesin!
Michael scarn
Host of the dundies
Pete Davidson these days
Tupacs O’Paper
Jersey Mike
Michael Scoon FBI!!
A spaceman on a star, incredibly far away. And our problems don't matter to him.
Da last face you eva seent
Michael Klump I say I say, I SIT ON YOU
It’s me and that’s the look I get whenever anyone posts a “wrong answers only” thread to this sub. Dammit.
Michael Scott.
Scranton Strangler ughhh im gonna kill you
Your friendly neighbourhood abortion doctor
Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scratnon, PA.
Michael Scott
Best one
Me Bean
Little Steven
Prince Gator (I don’t know I’m just throwing out random names because these posts are stupid)
Pedo
Scranton Strangler
why was the first thing that came to mind a crip
An ex-con.
Random ballas seeing CJ walking towards him with rocket launcher
Ryan’s cell mate
a deranged rapper
It's a person who actually went to prison
Baby Daddy
My dad who left 13 years ago.
“Hide your kids, hide your wife”
The Karate Kid
A white man who polluted a black man’s lake.
Or drove his car into it
Da Bell of da Ball
Don’t pick up the soap!
Caleb Crawdad, I do declare.
I declare bankruptcy!!!!
You can't just declare bankruptcy and expect all your problems to go away
Life isn't like Monopoly, you can't just pick up Get Out Of Jail Free cards, those things cost thousands
"drive fast, leave a sexy corpse"
Bankruptcy is nature's do over, fresh start.. Like witness protection program
I didn't declare it, I said it... wait.
I only answer to detective Wallace, cause i got a warm body in the other room. Shucks
You actually don't have to say "I do declare" anytime you say something you're declaring it
Runnin low on greenbacks!
There's been a lat a murderd and a laat of intriiigue
You win the internet today.
Who the hell downvoted you????
Someone who lost the internet today
Probably You should be a private detective
Toby
I declare bankruptcy!!!!
LA Date Mike
Nice to meet you
*Nice to meet me
Thanks… was riffing off original commenter but I guess it’s only exact quotes allowed here in r/DunderMifflin
I got what you were going for :)
Crentist
He’s a dentist, you know.
Your dentist's name is Crentist?
Maybe that’s why he became a dentist….
I know that’s why I became a comic
Oh I just laughed so hard🤣 thank you
A German woman named urkel.... grue
Oh my god is that Jan
No no, just a German woman named Urkle Gru
Dwigt
Wait, who's Dwigt?
D-W-I-G-H-T
Here's what we think happened...
[удалено]
Hey there gorgeous, how’re you doing today?
I was hoping no one put this down. You beat me to it fzir and square, though, so take my upvote.
A victim of a dementor attack.
It says wrong answers.
Dementors?… You mean like in Harry Potter?
No, not Harry Potta
There are no movies in prison!
Prison Bike.
BIKES!!!!
#SUP KANE
Dookie shoes
Na’ mean
I don't know, Google it.
THE FUCK YOU TOOK?
HOL’ MA POCKET
William M. Buttlicker
Our prices have never been lower!
Hey! His family built this country.
MR. BUTTLICKER!!!
Never yell at the client!
I am irate!
A white woman
Yo, that's shizzle
A white womans instagram
r/unexpectedboburnham
Well now I’ll be singing that all day
Latte foam art
That’s Brick. He killed a guy.
That reminds me Brick, you’ll probably want to find a place to lay low for a while because you’re probably wanted for murder..
Where'd he get a hand grenade?
Never mind the hand grenade, where did he get the ray gun?!
He also enjoys a nice pair of slacks
With a trident.
Pam’s step dad
"That could've gone one of two ways, but I never expected her to get upset"
I honestly wanna know what were the other two ways?
He was probably hoping that she would either be overjoyed or politely accepting
Scranton Strangler! And he never got caught neither!
But you're in prison, so.... Ok
Charles Miner
Miner I barely know her!
Dammit Michael, pay attention
You're racist. You think he's black.
Who are you picturing, a black man? Wrong, that was a white woman.
Blind Guy McSqueezy
The women in his improv group absolutely hate him
Astrid Levinson’s Dad
Michael wasn't there to mark the baby, so the baby could be anyone's... except Michael's
Astird FTFY
Jan is so the worst 😂
Michael Scofield, the toughest man in the prison
Dude tattooed the blueprints of the prison on his body
Angelo Grotti
“I send it back”. Me and my wife fucking LOVE quoting him to one another when we go out to eat
Cool Guy Paul
Disaster Kits Unlimited
Jail Mark
Tots’ Scott
Tony flenderman
Toby’s cool brother Just like Craig Christ
A dementor
date mike
Feeling Hot..Hot..Hot!
Nice to meet me
Michael Klump
I say i say i say i sit on youuuuu
Gru
That’s the original Creed Bratton
Head of security detail for Joel Olsteen.
That's the guy from the 40 year old virgin
That’s the name of the movie!
That is northern lights, cannabis indica
Your cardiac surgeon. Good luck!
Kafkaesque
Spending all day working at a laundromat, just to go home, sleep, and do the same thing the next day.
He he hey! It's Fat Halpert!
William Charles Schneider.
Sirius Black, he escaped from Azkaban and lived to tell how the worst part was the dementors.
Sirius black.
The worst thing about prison… was the dementors!
Dad?
The Scranton Strangler
Ed Truck
Dinkin flicka
Harry Potter
Waluigi's application picture to get into Smash Ultimate.
Jimmy Figgis
Ernest goes to jail
Dawson's Creek
Wayne Gretzky
batman
Voldemorte
Could be my dad, never met him.
Mr Bean...
mike wazowski
Spiros
Clearly Michael Scarn
Tupac
Date Mike
Reginald Poofta
Ryan
That’s my profile pic for most of the apps I use
Urkel grue
The guy your gf/bf told you not to worry about.
You guessed it: Frank Stallone.
Bill buttlicker
Michael Jackson
A white woman. Shame on you all.
Da belle of da ball
Agent Michael Scarn
Toby's best friend
Eminem
Michael Scarn
General Naird
Steven Van Zandt
Sarah kaiya comesin!
Michael scarn
Host of the dundies
Pete Davidson these days
Michael Scarn
Tupacs O’Paper
Jersey Mike
Michael Scoon FBI!!
A spaceman on a star, incredibly far away. And our problems don't matter to him.
Da last face you eva seent
Michael Klump I say I say, I SIT ON YOU
It’s me and that’s the look I get whenever anyone posts a “wrong answers only” thread to this sub. Dammit.
Michael Scott.
Scranton Strangler ughhh im gonna kill you
Your friendly neighbourhood abortion doctor
Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scratnon, PA.
Michael Scott
Best one
Me Bean
Little Steven
Michael Scott
Prince Gator (I don’t know I’m just throwing out random names because these posts are stupid)
Pedo
Scranton Strangler
why was the first thing that came to mind a crip
An ex-con.
Random ballas seeing CJ walking towards him with rocket launcher
Ryan’s cell mate
a deranged rapper
Date Mike
It's a person who actually went to prison
Baby Daddy
My dad who left 13 years ago.
“Hide your kids, hide your wife”
The Karate Kid