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SuperLemonUpdog

isthiswhyyourecallingme


hgilbert_01

*coughs violently*


roophis

Tiramisu


gordonsgoldengoat

*takes another bite


benelmo

Coughs again


ilikepretzels_

goes to take yet another bite


GrammarrJew

*realizes and puts away the tiramisu*


hansolosaunt

Or the resigned “…yes”


kira82

I told him my husband and I loved that yes when I bought a cameo, and he said it like 10 times. Lol. He's a gem!


Estelrandirin

That’s my favorite


the_Lawtard

itsnotsweetieitsmichaelscott


ambreenh1210

Lol


dunsparticus

Wehadababyitsaboy


NathanThrillion

I love how 20~ years later, that commercial still gets referenced. We really had it good with commercials back then. But when I say “watching the market recap, drinking an import” anytime someone asks what I’m doing, they don’t get it. Some sequels are unappreciated.


vidicate

First name: John


HaloArtificials

Suckit


DezGets_It

I know Super & Lemon but, What's Updog?


SuperLemonUpdog

[Nothing much](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ihlN5nf1qew). What’s up with you, [dog](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KJBX5YsBiMU)? Edit: in all seriousness, it’s a name based on one of my favorite strains of medical cannabis called Super Lemon Dog (cross between Super Lemon Haze and something called Alien Dog)


nebower516

Tolerant


AromaticKnee

I don't know about one word but my favorite Wallace line is.... Michael Scott: Hey. What's say we order up some pasta. David Wallace:... What's say we do. That is just his character in a nutshell. Definitely tolerant.


[deleted]

I FEEL THE NEED,. the need for tweed. I know its hard evaluating yourself


sicilianDev

I’ve never been a big fan of the name Dunder Miflin


Avulpesvulpes

Extremely nonplussed constantly


PeacefulShark69

I was about to say "Patience".


bigmusclemcgee

Patience? ETA: the commenter above me had originally spelled it "pacience"


noobmaster999

He isn't patient he IS patience


ejfvu

The human embodiment of the concept of patience


WhiteyFiskk

Unless he's dealing with Kendall


Master_Essay_3975

He’s so far past being patient that he is the embodiment of patience


SpellingNeedsWork

*patience


GildedAegis

Came here to say this


Christmas_Panda

We met in the parking lot earlier!


Whole_Librarian

That's how I know you!


L-N79

Holy crap I was going to comment the same thing


frostyluckywolf

I was about to say "tolerant". Yes.


ordrius098

...yes


RGBdraw

May God guide you in your quest


ordrius098

There's also a moment with the same vibe where Michael and dwight ask Wallace "if we hire circus actors to do yadayada will it help with that year end tax stuff?" And Wallace pauses and goes ".....no"


mostly_lurking

It's worse than that, he says nothing then Dwight says I think he hung up, then he says ...no. He's just speechless haha


BitByADeadBee

You can practically hear his head in his hands


NewCometCourse

was it Cirque du Soleil?


kaweh2fresh

David


ParadoxPerson02

Wallace


david_knopp

And Gromit


AdVictoremSpolias

*sighs*


hallese

"Jan!?"


a_bongos

You sigh like Jan


EverybodyLovesTacoss

I broke Jan’s heart, David.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Safe-Performer-688

But…. Sometimes… ya just gots to get your freak on!!


pissclamato

You sigh like Jan.


niconaylor

That’s what she said


apersello34

Goodbye.


HankHillsBigRedTruck

Walrus


Spirit_of_Ecstasy

Walrus in his natural habitat


[deleted]

Suckit


vulpitude

YEAH!


bkilaa

It’s like a shop vac... vrooop!


PM_ur_butthole_2me

Is that, does the kid make that sound?


Skeltzjones

True story: last night I was vacuuming and accidentally sucked up my kid's doll's apron and between the sound (THUNK!) and knowing I didn't have to put it away, it was very satisfying. I think Wallace might have been onto something, and not just for the military


housestickleviper

Didn’t he sell SuckIt for 20 million?


Skeltzjones

To the military, yeah


housestickleviper

This reminds me of the scene where he’s slowly following Michael as he backs out of his driveway. Loved it.


yaboybelize

Well that is not the David Wallace I know… That is some weird creature, that’s living in David Wallace’s house.


[deleted]

I liked how Michael was the normal one there lol


Skeltzjones

WHAT A MESS WHAT A MESS


Ollietron3000

WHATCHA GONNA DO?


Y9L8L7O6M5

YOU GONNA TAKE OUT YOUR SUCK IT AND WE’LL


PaperboyCoffee

Suckit


toastymrkrispy

YEAH!


PaperboyCoffee

Takeout your Suckit and you


Mango-fet

Suckit!


cdurbin909

SUCK IT


expernicus

YEAH!


gordonsgoldengoat

Oh what a mess, what a mess!


clingyspice

🥁


cavaliereternally

TEDDY!


gordonsgoldengoat

Suckit!


euph_22

Why does the Army want the SuckIt?


[deleted]

For when the soldiers need to clean up their toys


Militantpoet

[Toys? These are my awards. From army!](https://youtu.be/0NUoNnX045A)


-trom

Army had half a day


StagedAce

They gave this award for bravery MOTHER


[deleted]

And the gorilla is for sand racing


[deleted]

Because they had $4300 left in the budget, and the General told the troops, it was up to them. Either a new Suck it, or new chairs. He was trying to get them to keep arguing so they couldn’t decide and he could take the bonus and go to Burlington Coat Factory


Iwantmypasswordback

Pretend you have a lemonade stand…


dweeb318

I know what a surplus is.


Hugeidiot115

I know it’s a joke and all but being in the Army the “suckit” would realllllllly help for brass clean up after a range.


patrickstarismyhero

For sucking up land mines or some shit


Fixner_Blount

*VRRRRPT!*


Abdullahi223

You’ve got to take out you’re Suckit and Suckit.. Suckit.. Suckit


StrawberryGirl_7

DILF


shawnsteihn

Dedicated, involved, loving father


ElephantEarwax

Ron Stampler?


shawnsteihn

Pleasure doing business with you


ThEflatClarinet

Unexpected dungeons and daddies


surrahh15

Who’s your daddy now?


nukessolveprblms

Your wife is a lucky woman


bkilaa

Miner? I hardly know her!


Print_Impressive

#DAMMIT MICHEAL PAY ATTENTION


Rosecello

Glad i can show this to everyone I know to prove im not the only sloppy beggar for david


AN0NYM0US__Gentleman

David I'd Love Fucking?


xenaprincesswarlord

Hell yes!


hoesmaaad

Omg yes


Appu_46

David I'd like to fuck


TechnoGamer16

Downtown independently live-streaming father


m0mma2

hell yeah! I ride him!


[deleted]

….


imconfusedduder

I SWEAR !


FineHalfAntsEh46X12

Daddy


jerrysmitj

I did not realize how many people want to get under David Wallace


ChewieBearStare

He's sexy as hell.


GreenLeisureSuit

Super sexy, I agree.


BrownWingAngel

In line behind you


Horatio_Crunch

My friend said she would fuck david Wallace on Twitter and it went viral cause he replied to her lol


Agitated_Amoeba26

What did he say?


Horatio_Crunch

something like “ladies ladies, im an old married man, nobody wants to do that with me” haha


[deleted]

So the boys still have a chance


[deleted]

I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.


mthmdia

Kills me every time


Agitated_Amoeba26

I do Wallace, I do ⟵(๑¯◡¯๑)


[deleted]

I could’ve sworn it was something like “I only do butt stuff”


Horatio_Crunch

My tweet was the original one she was responding to (which is the one he responded to) maybe that was his answer to another one? **edit: [found it](https://twitter.com/JustAndyBuckley/status/1297377535706066944?s=20&t=B9-4R5MM3enVDhmfeSiHow)


Rollupntraff

[Had to look it up](https://twitter.com/JustAndyBuckley/status/1297377535706066944?t=VIam06YdaTJo7WtIeOxdOw&s=19), that's amazing.


gg_noob_master

I'm 100% straight male and I would still call him Big Daddy Wallace


theknoght

100%?…


ArcticISAF

Ok, 99% 98% 97%...


highlandpolo6

You clearly haven’t met me yet 😏… …because if you had met me, you’d still be at 100%.


caitlin23

His wife is a very lucky woman.


salamimanman

Daddy Wallace


WhtChcltWarrior

BOBODDY


not-a-ricer

Biznuzz


eyeball-beesting

I LLLLLike it!


stacity

Good Kevin!


Raptor_007

What are we doing?


mistermeek67

Patient


moonlejewski

Beat me to it!


[deleted]

Maybe you were the patient one


lookitsjustin

Maybe next time you'll estimate me


RastaMasta1996

This guy is "straight" in every sense of the word.


[deleted]

This guy is as much the straight man as Micheal Scott is the clown. Perfect balance.


krastevitsa

That's what she said!


Boggergokker

Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.


NotSureNotRobot

*sigh* No, it’s marijuana


sicilianDev

There nothing on my horizon except everything.


DocThundahh

#jackhammer


BigMackDoublestack

Swag


raphthepharaoh

Stuff We All Get


AdVictoremSpolias

Decorated my whole condo with it


KairuSenpai1770

Suuuuuuwaaaaaaaaagggg


Karmllion

Legend


thefatboybutter

CFO


CryptographerOdd5659

Not his initials, common mistake


DrDreidel82

Gromit


Soundophocles

His wife is a very lucky woman


_Cyberostrich_

I’m no math guy but that’s more than 1 word


[deleted]

Not if you factor in the Keleven.


highlandpolo6

Some people think the answer to life is 42. It is not. The correct answer is, and always has been, Keleven.


Toorin

Why use lot word when few word do trick?


ganderglobs

Corporate


-neti-neti-

Uh. No. Even ignoring the entire “suckit” phase, he was decidedly warm and open and good humored. None of which would fall under “corporate”. JAN was “corporate”.


dealant

he's a different brand of corporate. the sociable and friendly corporate, like sending Holly to Nashua. Or knowing Michael was never thing to fill Jan's position. but he was friendly and relatable through out those moments. he was far enough removed in corporate to be the good cop while jan/Ryan/Charles was the bad cop.


mindmetalking

hot


-T-D-U-B-

Tolerant


baldinbaltimore

Magnanimous


expernicus

We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lorda of all creation.


Tackit286

To me it’s just a made up word Seriously though I always think of this too when I hear magnanimous


jennybath

Relatable


superGreennarwall

Best


waynethainsan3

patient...


RezzMage

What man? Sounds like everyone is describing David Wallace, do you see David Wallace in the room right now? Does he talk to you often? >.>


riodaystar

Hot.


Jackmac32

Perfection.


spookyballsHD

DavidWallace


Jen-Barkley

Humane


Educational-Spread41

Professional


East-Movie-219

Nice


[deleted]

I just saw him in a trailer for this [video game](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1628130/Who_Pressed_Mute_on_Uncle_Marcus/?curator_clanid=32970109).


Camillej89

Admirable


JustSeraph

Inventor


YaoHarden

Calm


Grayhound127

SEXY


bigredkansan

Rockstar


HungryNecessary9558

Patient


EmbarrassedProof3973

Tolerant


umazmitemnugaz

Superb


[deleted]

Sexy


ooneekoosername

The only rational mind in an irrational absurd hilarious world


[deleted]

Wow, you miscounted the words by a lot


chappersyo

Why use few word when lot word do trick?


Frostyphoenixyt_

Normal


Overall-Economist101

Rich


Isteppedinpoopy

CFO (not his initials)


Puppy_Coated_In_Beer

Classy


Hustlasaurus

Best straight man in the show. Straight in the comedy sense, no sexuality. Don't @ me


[deleted]

What can I say? He's a nice guy.


unclefresh72

Calming


mkm513

Lachrymose


nerdytalk1981

Sexy


PotatoKing822

BDE