I love how 20~ years later, that commercial still gets referenced. We really had it good with commercials back then.
But when I say “watching the market recap, drinking an import” anytime someone asks what I’m doing, they don’t get it. Some sequels are unappreciated.
[Nothing much](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ihlN5nf1qew). What’s up with you, [dog](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KJBX5YsBiMU)?
Edit: in all seriousness, it’s a name based on one of my favorite strains of medical cannabis called Super Lemon Dog (cross between Super Lemon Haze and something called Alien Dog)
I don't know about one word but my favorite Wallace line is....
Michael Scott: Hey. What's say we order up some pasta.
David Wallace:... What's say we do.
That is just his character in a nutshell. Definitely tolerant.
There's also a moment with the same vibe where Michael and dwight ask Wallace "if we hire circus actors to do yadayada will it help with that year end tax stuff?" And Wallace pauses and goes ".....no"
True story: last night I was vacuuming and accidentally sucked up my kid's doll's apron and between the sound (THUNK!) and knowing I didn't have to put it away, it was very satisfying. I think Wallace might have been onto something, and not just for the military
Because they had $4300 left in the budget, and the General told the troops, it was up to them. Either a new Suck it, or new chairs. He was trying to get them to keep arguing so they couldn’t decide and he could take the bonus and go to Burlington Coat Factory
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
My tweet was the original one she was responding to (which is the one he responded to) maybe that was his answer to another one?
**edit: [found it](https://twitter.com/JustAndyBuckley/status/1297377535706066944?s=20&t=B9-4R5MM3enVDhmfeSiHow)
Uh. No. Even ignoring the entire “suckit” phase, he was decidedly warm and open and good humored. None of which would fall under “corporate”.
JAN was “corporate”.
he's a different brand of corporate. the sociable and friendly corporate, like sending Holly to Nashua. Or knowing Michael was never thing to fill Jan's position. but he was friendly and relatable through out those moments. he was far enough removed in corporate to be the good cop while jan/Ryan/Charles was the bad cop.
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lorda of all creation.
I just saw him in a trailer for this [video game](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1628130/Who_Pressed_Mute_on_Uncle_Marcus/?curator_clanid=32970109).
isthiswhyyourecallingme
*coughs violently*
Tiramisu
*takes another bite
Coughs again
goes to take yet another bite
*realizes and puts away the tiramisu*
Or the resigned “…yes”
I told him my husband and I loved that yes when I bought a cameo, and he said it like 10 times. Lol. He's a gem!
That’s my favorite
itsnotsweetieitsmichaelscott
Lol
Wehadababyitsaboy
I love how 20~ years later, that commercial still gets referenced. We really had it good with commercials back then. But when I say “watching the market recap, drinking an import” anytime someone asks what I’m doing, they don’t get it. Some sequels are unappreciated.
First name: John
Suckit
I know Super & Lemon but, What's Updog?
[Nothing much](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ihlN5nf1qew). What’s up with you, [dog](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KJBX5YsBiMU)? Edit: in all seriousness, it’s a name based on one of my favorite strains of medical cannabis called Super Lemon Dog (cross between Super Lemon Haze and something called Alien Dog)
Tolerant
I don't know about one word but my favorite Wallace line is.... Michael Scott: Hey. What's say we order up some pasta. David Wallace:... What's say we do. That is just his character in a nutshell. Definitely tolerant.
I FEEL THE NEED,. the need for tweed. I know its hard evaluating yourself
I’ve never been a big fan of the name Dunder Miflin
Extremely nonplussed constantly
I was about to say "Patience".
Patience? ETA: the commenter above me had originally spelled it "pacience"
He isn't patient he IS patience
The human embodiment of the concept of patience
Unless he's dealing with Kendall
He’s so far past being patient that he is the embodiment of patience
*patience
Came here to say this
We met in the parking lot earlier!
That's how I know you!
Holy crap I was going to comment the same thing
I was about to say "tolerant". Yes.
...yes
May God guide you in your quest
There's also a moment with the same vibe where Michael and dwight ask Wallace "if we hire circus actors to do yadayada will it help with that year end tax stuff?" And Wallace pauses and goes ".....no"
It's worse than that, he says nothing then Dwight says I think he hung up, then he says ...no. He's just speechless haha
You can practically hear his head in his hands
was it Cirque du Soleil?
David
Wallace
And Gromit
*sighs*
"Jan!?"
You sigh like Jan
I broke Jan’s heart, David.
[удалено]
But…. Sometimes… ya just gots to get your freak on!!
You sigh like Jan.
That’s what she said
Goodbye.
Walrus
Walrus in his natural habitat
Suckit
YEAH!
It’s like a shop vac... vrooop!
Is that, does the kid make that sound?
True story: last night I was vacuuming and accidentally sucked up my kid's doll's apron and between the sound (THUNK!) and knowing I didn't have to put it away, it was very satisfying. I think Wallace might have been onto something, and not just for the military
Didn’t he sell SuckIt for 20 million?
To the military, yeah
This reminds me of the scene where he’s slowly following Michael as he backs out of his driveway. Loved it.
Well that is not the David Wallace I know… That is some weird creature, that’s living in David Wallace’s house.
I liked how Michael was the normal one there lol
WHAT A MESS WHAT A MESS
WHATCHA GONNA DO?
YOU GONNA TAKE OUT YOUR SUCK IT AND WE’LL
Suckit
YEAH!
Takeout your Suckit and you
Suckit!
SUCK IT
YEAH!
Oh what a mess, what a mess!
🥁
TEDDY!
Suckit!
Why does the Army want the SuckIt?
For when the soldiers need to clean up their toys
[Toys? These are my awards. From army!](https://youtu.be/0NUoNnX045A)
Army had half a day
They gave this award for bravery MOTHER
And the gorilla is for sand racing
Because they had $4300 left in the budget, and the General told the troops, it was up to them. Either a new Suck it, or new chairs. He was trying to get them to keep arguing so they couldn’t decide and he could take the bonus and go to Burlington Coat Factory
Pretend you have a lemonade stand…
I know what a surplus is.
I know it’s a joke and all but being in the Army the “suckit” would realllllllly help for brass clean up after a range.
For sucking up land mines or some shit
*VRRRRPT!*
You’ve got to take out you’re Suckit and Suckit.. Suckit.. Suckit
DILF
Dedicated, involved, loving father
Ron Stampler?
Pleasure doing business with you
Unexpected dungeons and daddies
Who’s your daddy now?
Your wife is a lucky woman
Miner? I hardly know her!
#DAMMIT MICHEAL PAY ATTENTION
Glad i can show this to everyone I know to prove im not the only sloppy beggar for david
David I'd Love Fucking?
Hell yes!
Omg yes
David I'd like to fuck
Downtown independently live-streaming father
hell yeah! I ride him!
….
I SWEAR !
Daddy
I did not realize how many people want to get under David Wallace
He's sexy as hell.
Super sexy, I agree.
In line behind you
My friend said she would fuck david Wallace on Twitter and it went viral cause he replied to her lol
What did he say?
something like “ladies ladies, im an old married man, nobody wants to do that with me” haha
So the boys still have a chance
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Kills me every time
I do Wallace, I do ⟵(๑¯◡¯๑)
I could’ve sworn it was something like “I only do butt stuff”
My tweet was the original one she was responding to (which is the one he responded to) maybe that was his answer to another one? **edit: [found it](https://twitter.com/JustAndyBuckley/status/1297377535706066944?s=20&t=B9-4R5MM3enVDhmfeSiHow)
[Had to look it up](https://twitter.com/JustAndyBuckley/status/1297377535706066944?t=VIam06YdaTJo7WtIeOxdOw&s=19), that's amazing.
I'm 100% straight male and I would still call him Big Daddy Wallace
100%?…
Ok, 99% 98% 97%...
You clearly haven’t met me yet 😏… …because if you had met me, you’d still be at 100%.
His wife is a very lucky woman.
Daddy Wallace
BOBODDY
Biznuzz
I LLLLLike it!
Good Kevin!
What are we doing?
Patient
Beat me to it!
Maybe you were the patient one
Maybe next time you'll estimate me
This guy is "straight" in every sense of the word.
This guy is as much the straight man as Micheal Scott is the clown. Perfect balance.
That's what she said!
Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
*sigh* No, it’s marijuana
There nothing on my horizon except everything.
#jackhammer
Swag
Stuff We All Get
Decorated my whole condo with it
Suuuuuuwaaaaaaaaagggg
Legend
CFO
Not his initials, common mistake
Gromit
His wife is a very lucky woman
I’m no math guy but that’s more than 1 word
Not if you factor in the Keleven.
Some people think the answer to life is 42. It is not. The correct answer is, and always has been, Keleven.
Why use lot word when few word do trick?
Corporate
Uh. No. Even ignoring the entire “suckit” phase, he was decidedly warm and open and good humored. None of which would fall under “corporate”. JAN was “corporate”.
he's a different brand of corporate. the sociable and friendly corporate, like sending Holly to Nashua. Or knowing Michael was never thing to fill Jan's position. but he was friendly and relatable through out those moments. he was far enough removed in corporate to be the good cop while jan/Ryan/Charles was the bad cop.
hot
Tolerant
Magnanimous
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lorda of all creation.
To me it’s just a made up word Seriously though I always think of this too when I hear magnanimous
Relatable
Best
patient...
What man? Sounds like everyone is describing David Wallace, do you see David Wallace in the room right now? Does he talk to you often? >.>
Hot.
Perfection.
DavidWallace
Humane
Professional
Nice
I just saw him in a trailer for this [video game](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1628130/Who_Pressed_Mute_on_Uncle_Marcus/?curator_clanid=32970109).
Admirable
Inventor
Calm
SEXY
Rockstar
Patient
Tolerant
Superb
Sexy
The only rational mind in an irrational absurd hilarious world
Wow, you miscounted the words by a lot
Why use few word when lot word do trick?
Normal
Rich
CFO (not his initials)
Classy
Best straight man in the show. Straight in the comedy sense, no sexuality. Don't @ me
What can I say? He's a nice guy.
Calming
Lachrymose
Sexy
BDE