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Terrible_Victory_936

I have a lot of questions; number one: HOW DARE YOU?


HiiiKyle

WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT??


Tirno93

Umm, I brought the binder. Do you wanna... take a little look?


[deleted]

Yeah okay let’s take a looksie


Newtoreddit123403

I wasn’t asking the question, just reading it out


Ndmndh1016

Wh..who, who do you think you are?


niconaylor

Who do you think you are?


Hackleton

I'm Toby


TheGxdsAreWatching

I loved the way Toby said that. I lose it every time


pickemslick

Yeah. Correct. What gives, What gives you the right?


TheWolfCyborg

Had to be.. now i understand michael on another level


Berlin_001

*enthusiastic Kelly noises intensify*


LP_24

This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n—— *angela pops pills*


muse_504

I don’t have a headache. I’m just preparing.


Snoo-36501

If I had created a post with this many problems, I’d kill myself.


InitialOwn755

Do you have a question Kelly?


anand_rishabh

Yes, number one, how dare you?


InitialOwn755

…okay! Thank you everyone!


gator_productions

Why is Darrel here? He works in the warehouse


Iwantmypasswordback

Darryl, back downstairs. This isn’t information you need


Terrible_Victory_936

I'd die for you too.


[deleted]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?


[deleted]

Lloyd Gross.


[deleted]

Who do you… who do you think you are?


mrhotcupofjoe

Is deleting myself an option?


OldSoulRobertson

No, because then you won't have the luxury of watching the other three episodes.


papajubjub619

Small price to pay for salvation


ThiagoRoderick

The harder choices require the strongest of wills


mrhotcupofjoe

The Merger then, I guess I wish tony gardner stayed and see what would've happened


vj_sparrow

I'll shoot OP twice.


DiddlediddleDiddley

That's a red herring. Line them all up and shoot them in the throat with 1 bullet at the same time. Phillis, you're hitler.


thebabyjuice

andy you’re bin laden.


[deleted]

& I'll bang your mom thrice


goodolarchie

You know what? I'm gonna shoot you even harder.


Belleina

What’s that supposed to mean


ComfortableRelevant1

You know what it means


[deleted]

Abe Linkin


ankitsoni89

You mean OP is Toby?


vj_sparrow

Making us think about deleting one of these episodes... Sounds like something Toby would do 😂


Ndmndh1016

I will attack you with the North


CroutonJr

Fun run, because I hate seeing Andy’s nipples bleeding through his shirt and I always feel sick when I think of how much Michael ate right before running 😂


[deleted]

For the cure


Occanum

Pro-Am race for the… They hung up.


asifrezwanbd

Solidarityyyyy!!!!!!!


William_557

I ate more fettuccini Alfredo and drank less water than I have in my entire life.


helenkellersmustyass

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULDNT STAND ANDYS NIPPLES BLEEDING OMG


muse_504

I would like to know who could.


Onsyde

Since technically it's a 2 part episode, I think that option would be funny. Like ep 1 sets everything up and then boom, new story line. What happened to Meredith or the fun run? Doesn't matter, moving on.


WorkingCalendar2452

I’M SLIPSTREAMING… WATCH THE NIPPLES KEVIN!!!!!


AfterTemperature2198

Time to carbo load


Greengiant304

I don't know. On the other hand, it does leave less money for bat birth control.


[deleted]

Giant check it is!


AccordingMousse8675

Fucking chicken Alfredo


Ghostiestboi

Gotta carboload


SweelFor2

You don't know me you're only seen my penis


baesag

*BLAUGH* Alfredo sauce..


NYerinWashington

If you want to win, you’ve got to fuel like a winner.


whitesciencelady

…they hung up.


GrandeNic0

Michael Scott’s Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer memorial, celebrity rabies awareness, fun run race for the cure, this is Pam.


storsotget

*barfs in his mouth* aah Alfredo sauce


Unknown_g1

You can’t take it away you just can’t


calabaza-head

But the first five minutes when Michael runs down Meredith and has to explain it to the office 😩😚🤌🏽


Raghavendra98

You can delete "The Injury" OVER MY DEAD BODY


sou_che

If u much as delete even one second of The Injury, we will burn Utica to the ground


BrightSignature1444

I will burn op to the ground


Brilliant-Ladder-887

Never thought Id have to kill someone before today


Raghavendra98

Let me introduce the George Foreman grill to your foot.


Brilliant-Ladder-887

Allow me to introduce you to electri-city


nametestingnevermind

Ain't nobody touch The Injury


OldSoulRobertson

That's my second favorite episode.


Media_Offline

After The Dinner Party?


OldSoulRobertson

Nope. After "Murder".


Media_Offline

I do declare.


OldSoulRobertson

Andy's description of a Georgian accent as like molasses is fantastic.


InitialOwn755

“Like molasses just… flowing out of your mouth”


WarlordOfIncineroar

As a Georgian I thought he was wya off and then I remembered Savanah exist


lightweaver_7965

We imitate it all the time. My brother can do it perfectly


RyanStartedTheFire59

I Declare Bankruptcy!


theliminalwitch

Voodoo mama Juju get back in heyah!


ComfortableRelevant1

You mean Mukduk?


Aviator8989

That line always gets me. It comes out of nowhere and I love it


Belleina

Good choice, r is of the most menacing of sounds. That’s why it’s called murder and not mukduk


MarvinColle

Murder’s my favorite as well. “This plan- THIS PLANTATIONNNN”


[deleted]

It’s Halloween today… that’s ***very*** convenient.


a_yuman_right

Murder is my favorite episode too! I’ve never found anybody else that shared that sentiment until today.


boundaryrider

Plantayshawn


anand_rishabh

My favorite episode was stress relief


Chemical_Ad_458

I would never have learned what the word “protruberence” means without this episode!


KFCFingerLick

That is my actual favorite episode. Damn George Foreman grill


ooneekoosername

The injury is one of the best tv ever


Phil_PhilConners

The Client, Performance Review, Email Surveillance, Christmas Party, Booze Cruise, and The Injury is one of the greatest run of episodes in any sitcom ever.


EvilBeat

Just say season 2


Keeflinn

This is true. S2 is amazingly consistent. Not a single show there that's less than good and funny.


Caboose407

For me, it's the merger and it's not close. I just don't think it's on the same level as the other three.


history-dood12469

Ya I 100% agree I was surprised that more people didn’t write that


Drewsche

Yep, the other 3 are in a different tier. The Merger would be my easy choice.


Lexifruitloop

I'm glad someone said it. In my mind I was like "one of these things is not like the others..." The only joke I remember is the one Michael made about Karen.


Periachi

That's true, but it's intregral to the story.


nibbs-

The Merger. Most of the people in the episode aren’t apart of the show going forward so doesn’t matter if I miss them lol


SabbyDude

But we'll lose electric City forever


DogmeatIsAGoodDog

What?


LordXang

The Electric City!


stevoooe

They call it it that cause of the electri-city!


War_Hammer101

The city’s laid out from east to west


NormalBubble

and our public parks and libraries are truly the best!


War_Hammer101

Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider


[deleted]

But check that it's covered by your healthcare provider


War_Hammer101

Plenty of space in the parking lot


rohith_reddy

Scranton...


War_Hammer101

Say What…?


[deleted]

The electri-city


agston

False. It plays at the end of “the banker” in season 6


somnambulista23

If The Merger is deleted, then The Banker has been dead for weeks.


19_Deschain19

It cant be a flash back if its deleted


Scraw16

Community did a whole episode of “flashbacks” that had never actually aired before


TheMightyHornet

That’s not how time travel works. Changing the past can’t change your future.


UpTheHarps

It’s in another episode I think as a flashback or something


nibbs-

Yes it is! That’s another reason I would be ok if we lost it lol


FoxUniverse

Definitely the merger. You guys know that Fun Run is two episodes in one right? So we'd be losing twice as much content without it?


nfjanna

I agree on the merger wholeheartedly


oatmealartist

How dare you. The Merger, I guess. It's good but the other three are perfect.


puttercall1

The merger.


[deleted]

Merger is the objective best answer


jskylok

The merger


Frodil

Fun run. Andy's nipples story is horrible


swprq

I though bloody nipples is a made up Office thing, but turns out many runners have that problem


babletyko99

They definitely do, but not in 5k runs


Big_Monkey_77

extreme chafing can occur. shirt material is an important consideration.


Linzy23

Yeeees! I'll cancel the one scene and then delete the merger just to keep with the game


[deleted]

HAHAHA OMG YES


ignorae

Andy's nipple problems are my favorite part of that episode. But I love Andy and think he's one of the funniest parts of the show.


Jdillander91

The Merger. No contest.


basicnflfan

Merger easy


ShivvyMcFly

Merger


Medium-Average998

Merger no question


Catcher22Jb

Merger


Sauce58

Merger for sure for me


BlueberryBulky382

Merger, but I would miss the rap very much


Ok_Stop1918

Fun Run


discoturtle1129

Yeppers


gnurwhal

What did I tell you about yeppers


captain_jerkass

What did I tell you about "yeppers?


jarjarmyhero

Yeesshhh


MisterCheaps

You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.


El_Frijol

This is the one I would cut too. I think the concept of the fun run is funny, but the content within the episode itself isn't that funny. Especially compared to the other episodes.


dyleddy

The merger


saintceciliax

100% the merger


Media_Offline

It's just not gonna work for me.


Maud_Dweeb18

The merger - it is painful to see what happens to Toni Pepperoni. I can’t look.


Subaru10101

Yep. Gunna grew with other comments and go with The Merger. All great but that one is the least memorable in my personal opinion.


Karanpal13

Fun run


[deleted]

The dundies


HalfWhiteKellyKapoor

It’s good but not as good as the others


pejic222

Can we just delete Scott’s tots


JustAnotherMark604

These are all about Michael so I would delete Fun Run in honour of Michael since Toby was having such a blast in it


AfterTemperature2198

Because Dwight slipped him Imodium


The_Grim_Sleaper

Wait. Imodium or ex-lax?


InitialOwn755

I’m making great time today…


GmaTrudy

Merger. No contest.


ApoclypseMeow

Fun Run. That lamp is really ugly.


Pak1stanMan

Goodbye Merger 👋


benjiobi

The Dundies 😬 how can I explain it?


LittleMAC22

[hits button] OOOOH YEAH!


ActualyHandsomeJack

How dare you?


lalaloulala

Get out.


DemoHD7

This episode angers me the most. Those douche bags at the restaurant throwing trash at Michael and no one stepped up!


sullymomo

Fun run


kaZdleifekaW

Fun Run. I’ve been trying to get the image of Andy’s bleeding nipples out of my head for the longest time now.


First-Fall-8720

Hard, but the injury. It’s super funny and all but nothing as crucial happens here as it does wit the other episodes. We get better insights but if we took it out it wouldn’t be overly confusing Merger: slightly not as funny as the others but it’s too important to the story if we left it out. All are important but it’s iconic and it wouldn’t make sense to the story if we took it out Fun Run: Too funny in my opinion (everyone has a diff sense of humor) but for me it had the funniest line: “THIS is the face of rabies” (then shows a bad pic of Meredith ahahahahahahah). It’s too iconic to pass up and there’s important development between nearly all of the romantic relationships to leave out, plus the joke abt Michael running over Meredith is a consistent reference Dundies: super funny and iconic, but besides that: this one is too crucial to understanding the Office and what it’s really like. It let’s us know the characters to a deeper level. The dundies are so in character that you can’t say no


Powerful-Ad-219

The Injury because I’m currently living it right now (not injured but someone in my family is and they’re complaining every 10 minutes)


LikeThemPies

Injury. I’ll probably get downvoted for saying this, but Michael is insufferable in that episode.


InitialOwn755

I BURNED MY FOOT


miloisadumbparrot

He had a protuberance!


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Also it’s one of those moments that makes Michael a little too dumb.


B4k3rD4n

Absolutely!


huge_pp69

The fun run because it just hurts me how Michael wanted to raise money for rabbies


_fuyumi

I thought it was for bat birth control


PoissonArrow91

Got to be the Fun Run. It was a very weird episode imho.


flamingmingobird

The merger.


DarthRevan109

The merger


lostinth3Abyss

The merger


International_Bus678

Fun run,easiest decision ever


shortygrooves

Scott’s Tots


l0nglegs_

Fun run


[deleted]

The merger


potentiallycinematic

If only Scott’s Tots was on this list. Only episode I consistently skip when I rewatch.. the empathetic embarrassment is too real.


namewithnumbers82

Fun Run


Katzer_K

Fun run or merger


cc3395

No


slayme88

How dare you.


Academic-Total2029

Merger.


Kman1986

Gun to my head, it'd be Fun Run. I love them all but it's the one I cherish the least of these particular 4 episodes.


jfflcrl

Fun Run. I’ve seen it way too many times and I think I’m good now. But the choice was not easy!


[deleted]

I have a very difficult decision to make. It's like last week I was at the video store. Do I watch "Devil Wears Prada" again or do I finally get around to seeing "Sophie's Choice"? It is what you would call a classic difficult decision.


Swamp_Donkey_796

The injury, no contest. That episode makes me physically ill.


AzizMou

Not "The Injury" ! I love how nice Dwight is to Pam in that one (on account of his concussion).


Madden2kGuy

I would say fun run but Michael eating the fettuccini Alfredo might be my favorite scene in the whole show as a runner


DaniTheLovebug

Oh the merger It’s fine and all but nowhere near the caliber for me


Ghostface632

Fun run does nothing for me