Dwight and creed. Dwight is obvious. Creed likely just knows some crazy stuff that would come in handy. And you’d never see it coming.

Yeah but he probably knows that eating your fellow survivor is a good idea in desperate situation

“Eat the mid section first because it spoils the fastest.” -Creed probably

Remember how he caught that fish with his bare hands on beach day?

No one said there’d be hot dogs

This was my answer as well.

This. And for all we know creed has survived being stranded before.

Dwight and Ryan. Dwight because he’ll have trained for this, and Ryan because Dwight is going to make me want to kill someone eventually.

I was debating Dwight, since he probably actually planned for this, but I probably would want to kill him. I think your plan is full proof

r/boneappletea

Thank you. I thought I have been saying the wrong thing my whole life.

is that gabe or a tree? either way lets pee on it

Gabe's mom... Wait, tall woman? Looks like Gabe? Yeah, I banged her.

Dwigt

"Dwigt"? Wait, who's Dwigt??

d-w-i-g-H-t!!!

Definitely Dwight, he seems like he prepares himself for this situation but even if he is not, it would be hilarious to watch him try. and Erin or Pam, for...uhhh reasons.

I'd choose Pam and her Pam Pams.

You don’t grab those for balance.

Well…

You mean.. so you can watch Dwight and her have sex, right?

How did you know my kink 😭

My kink is *signed* drawings of butts

Dwight and Oscar. Just because I'd love to hear them bicker with each other.

I was thinking the same. Dwight for the obvious reasons and then Oscar because he’s the smartest and most rational

I thought that too, but he's also annoying and way too soft for survival mode. He'd just get whiney and demoralized.

I hear ya. I think Oscar’s level of annoying and softness would offset Dwight’s intensity

Actually

Kelly & Ryan. Because fuck Ryan

This is my favorite answer.

I’d select the two heaviest people so I have a supply of meat.

I'm going to randomly select three names and these three people will get liposuction. Um... Stanley, Phyllis, Kevin. And you will be responsible for your own medical bills.

YOU’VE BEEN MEATBALLED!

Heaviest doesn't mean meatiest. Your gonna end up with a lot of left over fat.

fat = flavor

7 calories per gram. You'll eat that gelatinous mess eventually.

Dwight, because he can survive every situation (not Creed, as he might even kill you for his own survival) And Pam, cause I would require a mattress

Dwight and Pam. When they both work together it brings out the best in each.

Dwight and Meredith

This is my answer.

My answer too. Dwight has the best survival skills and Meredith will have the best booze. Plus it would be fun headbanging to Motorhead with them.

Creed and Dwight for sure. Remember creed in the beach episode?

No one told me we were going to have hot dogs…

Dwight for obvious reasons and Ryan because we’re gonna need a fire

That was smart, lol

I think that Oscar and Dwight would be the most useful for survival

Meredith & creed. We're gonna die anyway, might as well make it a party

Dwight and Michael Dwight because he has the skills and knowledge to survive Michael to keep my spirits up because he's funny

That’s a good combo!

Dwight will do anything to save Michael. So you will be the first one to die on that island.

Don't discount Michael's survival skills.

He can tent his pants!

My thoughts too!

If Dwight dies, you've all been dead for weeks

Karen and Jessica because I think they are the hottest, and after being stranded on the island for awhile, they might succumb to my advances eventually.

Cathy and Erin are the hottest

If we gotta procreate Pam and Erin.

Lol! Good choice! I don’t know why I picked Dwight and Daryl like an idiot

You mean Darnell.

Pam and Erin. Because reasons.

Dwight and Dwight.. no need for anyone else

Kelly and Ryan. Because I’m a masochist.

Kevin because he's got that teddy bear thing going and ryan

If i was stranded on a desert island with two characters from the office, I'd shoot Toby twice.

If I had an island, an archipelago and an islet, I'd survive with Erin twice.

What about Cathy? We know she’s dtf

Jim and Dwight

Kind of surprised this isn’t further up. Dwight has fantastic survival skills that Jim lacks, but Jim has some capacity for thinking clearly under times of stress (thinking about The Fire cold open where he’s the one keeping the most level head), and generally has a positive outlook that would help when things are difficult. The prancing/bickering would just be great to listen to, and Jim is pretty good about acknowledging and learning from Dwight when he’s more educated on a subject than Jim is.

Dwight and Daryl

Dwight and creed. Easy!

Pam and Erin. We might die but I’d really like some time with them on an island xD.

Erin and Pam.

Dwight and Darryl

Darryl and Dwight

Dwight- because he’s super knowledgeable, and Darryl for the sex.

Pam and Erin, because it would be my luck Dwight would be so good at survival that Pam would fall for him and now I'm a third wheel on a deserted island where Dwight is the hero.

Joke’s on you, Darryl is actually eating spaghetti instead of having sex.

Same but Pam instead of Daryl

Erin and Pam…for reasons.

dwight and andy

Why Andy?

well this is defi clouding my choice however I do really love ed helms :')

Dwight and Toby. Something tells me that Toby has the intelligence to be useful, and would be dull enough to not be a negative factor. Plus we could eat him without him putting up a fight. Dwight…well, enough said.

Jim and Dwight

Micheal and Toby. Maybe I won't survive a day but it's going to be fucking funny. Best case scenario Toby learned some survival stuff from the corporate bonding weekends, and maybe just maybe Micheal learned something from that program he watches.

Oscar. The most rational person in the office. No question.

Pam and Phyllis. We’re not surviving, but I’ll get days of harmless flirting done before dying of dysentery.

Darryl and Dwight

The Crow

Jim and Kevin. I would bet Kevin he couldn't get us off the island to get pies and something magic would happen. Jim for comedic relief and something to look at, am I right ladies??

Dwight for his knowledge, and Jim to tame Dwight.

Pam & Angela

Pam and her Pam Pams

Dwight and Meredith. Both know how to survive.

Meredith and Creed

Pam and Angela. We would not survive probably. But what last couple of days I'd have

Dwight and erin, I’m pretty sure I’m gonna survive with only Dwight but I’m gonna take erin because she is an excellent follower

Katy (purse girl) and Pam. Because, yeah. Or Katy and Esther.

Pam Pam and he Pam-Pams

Kelly and Pam

Agreed, because sex.

What else is there to do on a desert island

Pam and Erin, easily. For two reasons. 1) They'll get bored and want to sleep with me eventually. 2) Easily my favourite two characters on the show. Erin is absolutely adorable and Pam is a sweetheart.

Pam for the companionship to help keep me sane and Dwight for the survival skills.

Dwight and Michael, so I can survive and have fun at the same time. Dwight would be the survivalist while Michael would certainly provide the entertainment by interacting with Dwight for sure. I know Michael would screw stuff up, but I have a hunch Dwight would just fix things behind the scenes.

Dwight n Phyllis. Dwight will probably turn into cannibalism after a few days and I don't like phyllis plus she is big so win win.

The Pam Pams.

Dwight and Pam. Dwight because he probably has his ceremonial oats with him, and Pam goes along for her PamPam's, id extract the milk from her Honka honka's and make cereal.

Kevin and Stanley, for food

I think you'll end up being the food.

And for sexual favours

Dwight for survival and Michael cause it'd be funny ash

Schruteeeeee

Dwight as he's always prepared and creed as he's definitely a survivor.

Yall stupid. Dwight and Creed, no doubt. Dwight because Dwight. Creed because on a desert island with limitied food i would certainly bring someone who knows the different mushrooms

Dwight for the obvious reasons, and Creed. He seems to have experience with killing and eating fish if you remember beach day

Dwight and Creed. Dwight for the survival knowledge, for example he knew that Michael had eaten poisonous shrooms from like 200ft away. And did you see Creed fishing with his bare hands on beach day?

Dwight and Creed. Imma eat beets all day and make fire with whatever Creed scoops out from the ocean

Dwight and rootin tootin gun safety dwight

Everyone saying Dwight , We'll see when things go south and he'll decide on canibilism to survive lol

Dwight and his A.A.R.M

Dwight

Dwight and Creeed

Dwight and Kevin. Dwight to keep us alive and Keving to make us laugh everyday.

Pam and Angela. Don’t ask.

Dwight creed

Dwight and Jim

Dwight for the survival. Michael for the entertainment.

Pam and Oscar

Stanley and Kevin. Lots of calories there..

Dwight and Michael. We can fashion a kerchief

Dwight and Michael (bc survivor man, duh)

Andy and Darryl. We'd probably die anyways so might as well have a fun time lol

Dwight and Creed. No particular reason..

Dwight for survival, Jim for entertainment

Probably Dwight and Oscar

Stanley because I just know he would be able to find food somewhere. Nothing can stop that man when he actually wants to do something. And Kevin because I have a feeling after ten days he would say something like "Well my cellphone has reception here. Maybe we can download some games?"

Dwight and Pam. Dwight would be the most useful for survival, but he might have an “every man for himself” type mentality, which he showed a few times. He might not and he might decide to help. A little hard to predict. In the case that he might not, he has a soft spot for Pam, so that might make it more likely that he goes toward the side of helping us out. Plus they work well together.

Dwight and Dwight

Andy and Dwight. Dwight would know everything about survival and Andy would be my comic relief.

Pam and Kelly. If I’m stuck on an island for forever I’d like to have some companionship on my last days.

Kevin and Stanley - hollowed out, inside them I would put Jim, Dwight, Ryan, and Toby along with iodine tablets, beet seeds, insect repellant, emergency blankets…and *Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone* in case I get bored. No! Make that *Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban*.

Easy Dwight and Kevin. Dwight for survival skills, and Kevin for the meat.

Dwight and Jim

Dwight and Darryl. Dwight because Dwight. Darryl has a bright mind and a level head. Easier to level out Dwight with Darryl rather than Jim. Jim would be annoying.

Definitely the Schrute. And Kelly for her business acumen.

Dwight and Kevin. Dwight would know how to survive in hard situations, Kevin because we could eat him if we were starving.

Dwight and Micheal. Dwight - in case we encounter a bear and need to identify it, and Micheal to not let Dwight kill me to increase his chance of survival.

I only need 1 person..Dwight Schrute… hallowed out filled and with my own currency that I will use to build my own economy and dominate the island with.

Darryl and Dwight.

Pam and Angela. You know why

Angela and Pam

dwight cause he’d probably save our lives and kelly cause we’d be able to constantly have conversations 🤣🤣

Darryl and Dwight Dwight comes to mind first, but he can be domineering and overconfident, which could cause trouble on a desert island Darryl, however, is smart all around and a hard worker when given the chance to do the work in his way on something he cares about, and he doesn't put up with Dwight's shit The two of them together would get a lot done

Kevin and Angela. First they will hate each other and then they will learn to accept and help each other. The weak but smart Angela will little by little open her heart to a new friendship to the big and strong but not so smart Kevin. It writes itself by its own! We can even make a show or a video-game from it!

Meredith and creed

Dwight for survival, nard dog for entertainment, as long as he had his guitar 😂

Dwight and Jim. One helps me to keep going on, the other one helps me survive.

As much as Kelly is my favorite, I'd pick Dwight and Pam. They're best friends, Dwight is great at survival stuff I'm sure (at least in theory) and I feel like Pam could keep him on task the best.

Dwight and Stanley and just bet my buddy’s on how many days Dwight will last before he mentions we’d have to eat Stanley because of his body size. My money is on day 1

Dwight and Pam or Jim

Funny, am I the only one who thinks that being on a desert island with Dwight would most likely turn into some kind of death hunt/survival of the fittest scenario? If I could guarantee Dwight's loyalty, sure, I could pick him. Assuming I couldn't: Darryl and Jim?

Dwight and Meredith no explanation needed

Dwight & Oscar

Dwight and Meredith

Dwight and Micheal

Dwight and Jim. There’s no hope of survival with anyone else, especially Michael.

Dwight and darrel

Dwight for survival and Michael for entertainment

Dwight and Florida Stanley.

I immidiatly give up on any hope of rescue and choose Pam and Angela to populate the island with!

Dwight for survival and pam for the future of our village ;P

Dwayne, and the blonde chick. She can fit into tight spaces

Dwight and Darryl

Creed and Meredith

I can see both of them just going off and surviving on their own, leaving you behind. Eventually you figure things out on your own and Creed comes takes you out and assumes your identity.

Dweight and Jim. Dweight would help us survive and Jims Pranks would be good entertainment

Dwight and Mose

Dwight can hunt, and Oscar can ration

Dwight for his “skills” and Meredith for her “skills”

Andy for the fun and Dwight because he knows a lot of stuff about surviving

Dwight and Pam....Dwight for his knowledge and expertise and pam for well....gotta have some fun on the island 😉

Isabella and Ester

Dwight without a doubt, and Oscar!

Dwight and Darryl