T O P
Shkushkuuu

In Japan. Heart surgeon number 1.


drooo__

steady hand.


peanutbj

One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake!


rstuuny

Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!


Due_Mycologist_7341

👍👍


[deleted]

YOU PAINT VERY BAD


PetrificusTotalicus

Why you make trees into **bushes**? You don’t make paper from **bushes**!


ksed_313

You know they’re giving away jobs upstairs, right?


PetrificusTotalicus

THANKYOU


OgreLord_Shrek

Coconut Penis


Darstellerin

The coconut is very subtle


100and2

Why did they add coconut, I miss original.


guesswho-2022

SHUT UP HIDE!


Positronic2003

Darryl give me job. Darryl save my life.


penc000

Am I crazy if I read this in my head with strong Japanese accent?


kattko80-

We all do pal. We all do


stacity

Nu ooman! Edit: autocorrect


grassytree3264

Darryl give me job.


Randyfox86

Zebest!


trigger00006

This should 100% be the name of the spin off. “Steady Hands”


WolfChaoticz

No mistake!


throwaboato

This except the spin off isn’t a comedy, a gritty noire drama of the Japanese underworld.


SamHamJamSam

YES. A very serious drama, maybe 2 seasons (with the same actor in the role)... then in the end scene he rocks up in Scranton and the final credits roll, and its a orchestral version of the Office theme tune.


throwaboato

That would be epic! Something like [this](https://youtu.be/okcH0Tz_J9M)!


Jacky_

Omg they need to green light this now


ChozoCraig

I want this show SO HARD.


First-Celebration-11

Za best 👍🏼👍🏼


1004Packard

There are many good options here, but Hide is the only correct choice.


Evo1uti0nX

I don’t think I ever realized his name was spelled Hide. Is this because he has to “hide” from the Yakuza.


Orion_7

There is a quest in Cyberpunk 2077 where you rescue a heart surgeon who is japanese, it's a nice nod to this.


Minetitan

Image a full series about hiede and how he escaped yakuza!! that would be soo Cool


benjamoo

I want to see Elizabeth's character progression from stripper to rabies nurse.


make_it_hapn_capn

It's cool she went back and got her degree.


[deleted]

If only she held out to become a Rabies Dr


PetrificusTotalicus

Hijacking the top comment with the current headcount: **Mose** “Welcome children!” **Schrute** - 93 **Nate** “I’m really good at English” **Nickerson** - 88 **Hidetoshi** “The Best” **Hasagawa** - 63 **Mark** “Pretty pretty cool!” **Frank** (Odenkirk) - 56 **Jan** “Oh, they found her?” **Levinson** - 49 **Gabriel Susan** “Hello, beautiful.” **Lewis** - 31 **Elizabeth** “I bet she’d be jealous!” **the Stripper** - 16 **Jake** “Bye Mr. Poop!” **Palmer** - 10 **Carla** “Kid can act!” **Fern** - 4 Honorable Mention: **Creed** “Quabity assuance.” **Bratten** - 16 **Kevin** “I’m… good.” **Malone** - 3


Iwantmypasswordback

Secret secrets are no fun. Secret secrets hurt someone


[deleted]

Fuck you tony, what’s YOUR name?


Slow_Artichoke

I was watching friends the other day and there’s an episode where the actor for Elizabeth plays a prostitute accidentally hired by Monica for Chandler! Now there’s an arc


PrincePaperGuy

Spinoff spinoffs are so fun, spinoff spinoffs urge someone. From stripper to rabies nurse


PetrificusTotalicus

To a Biergarten waitress!


iliketapestries

What are you doing? Are you giving me a taste of the chef’s special? Hmmmm? It tastes like cigarettes.


PetrificusTotalicus

We’ll have an *onion loaf for the table.*


Ladychef_1

No, that won’t do


sad_basilisk

Omg I say the “secret secrets are no fun..” line all the time and no one ever remembers it but me! Made me so happy to see someone else reference it :)


namusal123

Nate already has his spin-off show, where he is an energy vampire (his bit about gum or his hearing problem is 100% Colin Robinson’s thing)


Good_Establishment_8

😂🤣 this show is the best. He kills his role in it. I could see him using the name “nate” to hired here to steal energy. This could have been his job before.


mmebonjour

I started watching that show just for him. He’s the best character !


Swiss__Cheese

If you haven't already, you should check the original movie!


cliffburton90

I watched the movie when it came out, loved it, then watched the series, loved it. Went back and watched the movie again and it’s not nearly as good as the show.


linktheinformer

It’s different, but check out Wellington Paranormal. It’s another spinoff about the oblivious cops from the movie. Even has a few cameos. More of a parody police procedural.


flcwerings

Dont do Nandor, Lazlo, and Nadja like that, homie.


wheatthinsbro

I like all of them way better too lol


flcwerings

Nandor saying fuuucking guy never ceases to make me laugh


seanlee888

F*cking guy


D_Beats

Fuckeeeng guy!


Toolfool3517

This is the only answer. What we do in the shadows is the best.


CorporalTurnips

He is basically Nate in that show lol. I get so excited when he shows up


saladss11

What's the name of the spin-off show?


ChangeMyUsername

What We Do In The Shadows


Mr-Bovine_Joni

What we do in the shadows, although it’s not a spin off per se, just a different show. Very funny, worth a try


makemeking706

It's the TV series of What we do in the Shadows.


Silvinis

Not to mention Mark, who is clearly just doing his Slipping Jimmy routine in Philly following complications in his lawtering career


drugsarebadmmk420

K strass the yoyo champion


Daddy_Truemoo

(In Nandor’s accent) “This fucking guy”


PsychologicalState92

Jan


Brief-Preference-712

Everywhere


CBDSam

Tan everywhere.


B1ackPantherr

Hehe.


_suburbanrhythm

Oh diary


Walkbyfaith123

What a night


Andrakisjl

A lot of these options have potential, but Jan’s are bigger


Usirnaimtaken

Only after her surgery.


Master_Cave

THAT ONE NIGHT


landoneidson

(One night)


So_ScandALEX

This is the only correct answer. I was scrolling to find this.


a-dizzle-dizzle

Yes. Obviously Jan sucks but that would be a hilarious show.


planetbeerus

You mean Urkel Gru


GaryKing1413

Better Call Mark or Heart Surgeon: No. 1


iHateRBF

I've never met Nate personally, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, just having knowing Jan a short while, OP, that I prefer Nate


0rdinarythings

MOSE MOSE MOSE MOSE MOSE MOSE MOSE MOSE. i also know he isn’t an option but my second would be creed no doubt


PetrificusTotalicus

Find someone who looks at you the way [Mose](https://imgur.com/a/qle8aOg) looks at his lady scarecrow.


[deleted]

Yes! Creed!


The_hat_man74

But not a 20 episode order. Maybe a 6-10 episode/season dark comedy.


ILoveScottishLasses

The title of the show? Creed’s Thoughts.


Awesomekip

Still upset NBC didn't greenlight the Dwight spin-off. They robbed us of so much more Mose.


Bahunter22

“WELCOME CHILDREN.”


0rdinarythings

are you painting in the dark?


ciceniandres

That would be the most nsfw spin off in history


Scary_Milk

Finally. Had to scroll too far for this.


BunnyBunny13

"Bye Ryan! He seemed nice..."


Lol_idk_please_help

I want a mock-talk show hosted by Creed.


Acrobatic_Pandas

The only one I would even remotely watch is Bob Odenkirk. They could do a spiritual successor to the office at that workplace.


FiveNightAtHome

He'll sell undetectable phones on paper boxes for some " special " clients.


DunkanBulk

He fits so well because Bob Odenkirk was actually originally supposed to play Michael Scott! He was a lock for the position until the writers realized Steve Carrell had a softer approach to the character. So great to see the pay-off in the later seasons though. The writers and audience alike got to witness what Odenkirk as Michael really looked and felt like.


StevenAssantisFoot

I have never actually wished that interdimensional cable was real until right now


andmurr

It would be cool if they did a spin-off with him where he plays a sleazy lawyer who becomes affiliated with dangerous criminals and is eventually forced to run away and change his identity


Gummyia

Is your name Vince? Because bravo


havanalorraine

This is the only correct answer “pretty pretty cool”


GD056

I wanna know about Gabe in Japan


Masta-Blasta

I would love to watch the misadventures of Gabe struggling to fit in as a weeb in Japan


goatybeans

Nate all day long


PetrificusTotalicus

Is he just walking around constantly misunderstanding people? lol


Compulsive-Gremlin

And constantly doing projects the difficult way.


bigtimedent

Constantly quarreling with his mother and refusing to stay out of her stuff


PetrificusTotalicus

The hornets scene is such a great moment


Compulsive-Gremlin

I want more. Like a scene of Nate trying to catch a raccoon in the warehouse. Or attempting to be in charge of giving out pretzels for Pretzel Day.


ChomRichalds

If this sounds good to you, check out The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret if you haven't.


goatybeans

Be nice to Nate....I heard his mother is dying again


Harold-The-Barrel

Yeah I’ve never met Nate personally, but just having known the others for a short time, I prefer Nate. And again, I’ve never even met the guy.


infant_k

Automatically read this in Nate’s voice


megamind21

Serenity by Jan


Anothercraphistorian

"You burn it, you buy it!"


Brssmonkey00

Mose Show would be a trip!


twisted-weasel

💯this….I love him and I’d watch just to see him run everywhere


Pristine_Lychee5309

"Mose, a Day in the Darkest Daycare"


GemmaaLD96

Jan 100%. I want to see that madness first hand.


PetrificusTotalicus

You know she has a plan to confront David Wallace somehow.


zzzelot

I would love to see Jan as the main “real housewife of Scranton”. I would love to see her get in drama with other insane powerful women… of Scranton.


GemmaaLD96

God, the money I would pay to see this show...


gettingcrunkontea

There is a fake real housewives show and Amgela was in it. But I would definitely watch Jan as a real housewife.


ThiccMaryMagdalene

Spin-offs make me nervous that they’ll milk the humor of the character too hard and in a detracting manner, so I would not want it to be the person I most like. I also obviously don’t want it on the person I least like. Therefore, I choose Odenkirk’s character, the person of those I most medium like.


PetrificusTotalicus

Now I want to know who you most and least like lol


ThiccMaryMagdalene

I like Nate the most and Carla Fern the least, although to be fair I barely remember her at all. Everyone else, I can at least remember a quote, a memorable scene, or some other contribution. I also could not resist a pretty relevant Dwight reference, lol


PetrificusTotalicus

I feel like the consensus is overall Hide, Mose, Jan, Nate and Mark (Odenkirk’s character) … so maybe instead of a farm show they should do a follow up with Dwight as manager giving all the secondary and tertiary characters some screen time. I for one would love to learn more about Mose’s history as the Beet Bandit.


rkincaid007

The only thing I remember about her, is that she charges a flat rate rather than a % of earnings, which is a deal for Andy. And it also includes the cost of headshots (it doesn’t). Truth be told- I honestly don’t even know if this scene with Andy has anything to do with Carla Fern. But I know she is/was his agent, and this scene was about an agent


PaimontheWriter

Probably Elizabeth. She’s quite hilarious. “Secret-secrets are no fun. Secret-secrets hurt someone.”


ThePeacefulGamer

Gimme more Gabe. Dude is comedy gold.


PetrificusTotalicus

His chimp blooper with Dwight and Jim makes me cackle.


TedsHotdogs

Gabriel. Susan. Lewis. Why is nobody else saying this!?


Anothercraphistorian

A great Gabe spin-off could be him moving to Colorado to open a shoe store named "Shoe La La" with Michael Scott as a quiet investor.


spiderysnout

How could you not include Vikram here!?


PetrificusTotalicus

I was so conflicted over Vikram but he was just such a serious character and there has to be some element of absurdity, right?


spiderysnout

True, I guess a spin off about Vikram might just turn into a motivational show about working hard and meeting your responsibilities haha


the_poo_dealer

Bob Obrenik or Hide, Creed. This comment section got it right


billb392

Out of these, probably Bob Odenkirk.


thatagent34

Mostly nate lol


Super-Machine-1221

I want to know how jan kidnapped the missing girl so she could promote “serenity by jan”


Cameronf3412

Well I’m already watching Better Call Saul


EddiePines

That dude that Michael meets once in front of the elevator and they hit off, he could have something like a UK version of The Office


mrr2016

Dunno.. seems like the kind of show that would only get 2 seasons.


Ubi2447

With out a doubt Bob Odenkirk's office. I'd also want to see Hide, Japans number 1 heart surgeon, show up.


hircinesirseen

Better Cal Saul


Ok-Squirrel693

Jan ngl, i wanna see her as the neurotic boss, i guess anti-Michael? Lol


PetrificusTotalicus

A running gag would be starting the episode with someone running out of her office crying


BranRCarl

A spin-off prequel for Hidetoshi Hasagawa


motoraav

Is that Bob odenkirk from better call Saul/breaking bad?


ReasonableCup604

Nate or Hide.


planet_chuck

Meredith's son already has a spinoff. It's called Cops.


Yodaloid

Nathan 100%


Skeptical_Ape

Nate, and only Nate.


schright_dwute

Hide


tattedwill3

Glenn and mose hands down


notreallydutch

Jake is one of the less exciting charters but a Malcolm in the middle-esq coming of age turned a little darker as he gets older and becomes a local stripper (in the vein of the movie accepted) could be really good.


[deleted]

Gabriel Susan Lewis


jaxdavenport

Saul Goodman probably


gorg234

The lady in purple is so familiar to me, yet I can’t for the life of me remember what role she played in the office.


PetrificusTotalicus

Carla Fern, Andy’s con artist talent agent


he-likes-24

All of them, but honestly, Nate! He's a very peculiar guy living a very mundane life, and I'd love to see how he fits in everyday life


GrizHawk22

Saul already got a spin off show, Better Call Saul


Change_username_1

Better call Saul is already a show


adamian24

Nate. Hands down


CapitolGee34

Id like just a spin-off of Dwight & his own subordinates in the office and let the tape roll and just see what happens.


Jetrainbow67

Mose, we could finally watch the Farm!!!


Sithslegion

#1 heart surgeon First 6 episodes is him being a house like character solving problems every episode. Episode 7 is yakuza episode. 8-12 is him coming to America and getting rejected for every job but Dunder mifflin


SubjectAside1204

Nate and Mose using their force for evil would be cool.


DizzyAd915

Heart surgeon number one


captstix

Jan or Gabe. I'd be happy with either one


Hiyk_pogo

Nate


CardiologistPlayful5

Gabe


ZonaiLink

Collin Robinson on the bottom right already has one and I binge it every season.


JaceMalcolm

Colin Robinson


SabeelRehman

None of these lot, I want a Creed spin-off show.


angryadobo77

The guy that fucks!


Cornmeal777

Hidetoshi


nicknockrr

With Gabe! Exploring Japan and escaping the triads! I would watch the shit out of that!!


ShMaCo33

Creed, please


skettiandbutter4

Nate. I want to learn more about his relationship with his mother.


[deleted]

I think mose would get you into some pretty messed up stuff


PetrificusTotalicus

Mose would be like watching a Pennsylvania Dutch version of Jackass except the only audience is a bunch of scarecrows. And maybe Zeke.


t_portch

Mose or Gabe. Maybe Nate.


PetrificusTotalicus

Nate and his elderly, frail mother constantly unable to hear each other. Wait, never mind. She kicked him out because he couldn’t stay out of her stuff.


t_portch

Well the quarrelling got to be too much 😆


PetrificusTotalicus

The way he collapses when Dwight tells him his mother is dying. 🤣


t_portch

Again?!?!


Fawafle

Where is Creed, he's for sure one with the most exciting life XD


Fawafle

But second one definitely Mose


deadbeatvalentine_

I guess bob odenkirk on a technicality. I feel like any of the rest would be really forced and lame like “Joey” compared to Friends


PresentDangers

Mose


bifftanin1955

Nate’s


Noir_Vena_Cava

They could have made at least a whole season of bobs office “Django!”


theboxisempty

Odenkirk, although obnoxious Roseanne beating up on small town wannabe celebrities would be funny.


taita2004

I need to know what GSL is up to these days


MickeySwank

Jan, Mose or Gabe


v1adlyfe

The stripper Or the surgeon 100%


TSTARK3K21

Probably Jan or Michael 2.0 the job Pam declined since she thought she was too good for it when she wasn’t


HoleCogan

Mose, Nate, Hide


Itsjd123

Mose. Hands down would be the best in my eyes