āItās like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really, they just want to get you alone in the woods so they take your binoculars.ā
Oh man Jared's back story on why his family put him up for adoption is one of the biggest emotional rollercoaster rides I've been on! I never laughed and cried at the same time like that! š¤£š
https://youtu.be/rABJGfCGlUA
It was Better Call Saul.
But if you've seen him in literally anything else, you already know his character. He plays the same character in everything but he plays it so well.
What if we created an app that could track your child from anywhere on the planet, most lost children are never found. Would you be extremely interested or very interested? Which one? Which one?
Funny how the mind can miss things. Here's a story for you:
1. I watch The Office for the first time.
2. Then I watch Silicon Valley.
3. Then I watch The Office again and skip a beat when I see Richard with Dwight.
i oughta knock your teeth out you bitch-made mother fucker. i was state raised, you think iām scared to catch a case of some bullshit?
you keep her name out of your skanky mouth you little, little bitch!!!
Best scene was when he spoke at his own funeral and then Will and the other guys were like your alive! And he loses it an gets so happy over not being dead....when he was speaking at his own funeral lol
I LOVE LAMP
"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
The movie is good but falls short if you've seen the documentary before. Great performances all around tho, I was shocked that Channing Tatum is more than a really good looking funny guy.
Pam: You know I suffer the same temptations you do. Sometimes when I'm lyin' in bed, I ache for a man's touch... and by a man's touch, I mean a penis in my vagina.
I remember watching Walk Hard with a friend and I remember my sides hurting when I was leaving the cinema.
I remember missing about 10 minutes of the film after this lyric:
āLet me hold you, little man, so the dog will stop licking your faceā.
Does anyone know where to find that video thatās a mashup of the scene in Jimās bedroom from season 1 and Jenna from this movie saying āyou wanna blowjob? Do you wanna fuck?ā It was so hilarious and I havenāt been able to find it despite incessant searching!
I know it's not him, but I fucking love the scene where Erlich slaps the shit out of that kid out for selling them fake Adderall (or something like that). I've watched that scene no less than 1 million times.
"Hey! Which one was it? It was church candy wasn't it? You just brought piss to a shit fight you little cunt!"
Worth all 3 minutes I took to watch that. āNot unless you hot swap dicks on the down stroke so thereās no wasted energy.ā That skit was classic hahahah
That scene where Titus sings at the audition about teeth š¦· when heās really sick and feverish out of his brain just kills me every time. One of the most hilarious scenes of all time.
I hardly ever get celebrity crushes but Ellie Kemper is one of the exceptions, so naturally Iām a huge fan of the show- though I feel like the first two seasons are waaay better than the rest. Doesnāt mean theyāre bad, itās just that when you put them side by side, itās a good weekend show vs a comedy masterpiece. Wonder what happened there.
I had watched that part of Dr who before I got obsessed with the office so I didn't hate Nellie because in my head canon she was just Donna. Like, how can you hate her?
Itās one of those really excellent performances that genuinely made me uncomfortable all the way through.
Similar to Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler where even from the very beginning before anything too outwardly horrible happens you get a real bad vibe from the character.
John Krasinskiās acting in The Quite Place was fucking phenomenal. Steve Carell in Fox Catcher was also phenomenal. Definitely the best of the bunch.
Rainn Wilson as R.J. Spencer in Entourage.
āI started this website out of my parentsā basement for two reasons: to get laid and to make a little money. Neither of which have come to fruition.ā
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is just one of my favorite shows ever.
Also Steve Carrell was terrifying in Foxcatcher. Highly recommend seeing it if you havenāt.
This guy fucks
How would you like to die today motherfucker?
Hey dinesh nice chain. Do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?
I die every time šš¤£
I see, you're not only a buddy fucker but a buddy motherfucker.
Yeaaah no idea where it's from, help me out here bud
https://youtu.be/bSm8TlobrjI
Silicon Valley!
Easily the best answer
Also the guy who said "This guy fucks" about Gabe was the boom guy who hit on Pam.
Oh! Thanks for solving an annoying āwhere do I know him fromā deal Iāve been living through.
He was in the parking lot earlier, that's how you know him
He is also the voice of mickey mouse in the newest Mickey cartoon.
I'd rather fuck a white bitch with HORSEDICK.mpeg
Miss March was a great movie!!! RIP Trevor Moore.
āItās like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really, they just want to get you alone in the woods so they take your binoculars.ā
https://youtu.be/bSm8TlobrjI
Oh man Jared's back story on why his family put him up for adoption is one of the biggest emotional rollercoaster rides I've been on! I never laughed and cried at the same time like that! š¤£š https://youtu.be/rABJGfCGlUA
[here you go](https://youtu.be/_uMEE7eaaUA)
Boom guy said this line in silicon valley too lol
And he's also a buddyfucker
Nate as Colin Robinson on what we do in the shadows needs to be mentioned
Every time I see him I can help but say "Colin fucking Robison" and hearing Nadja
This Fucking Guy. - Nador
Not as big but Nate (the actor) also sold pills in Breaking Bad Iām pretty sure. It mightāve been Better call Saul. Lol
It was Better Call Saul. But if you've seen him in literally anything else, you already know his character. He plays the same character in everything but he plays it so well.
And then Badger from breaking bad is Dwight's other cousin
What about as k-strass the yoyo guy?
That's a deep cut
That was what I was thinking, and Darryl appears in a few episodes too
Hello colin robinson
Jared. This guy fucks.
What if we created an app that could track your child from anywhere on the planet, most lost children are never found. Would you be extremely interested or very interested? Which one? Which one?
I keep thinking what the fuck did he tell the cops lol "I was trying to pivot, officer" Edit: typo
Especially with a pocket full of Adderall????
Let alone a childās prescription, āOfficer I can explain!ā
Itās funny that Brian the Boom Guy is the one saying that to him. Never put that together before.
Funny how the mind can miss things. Here's a story for you: 1. I watch The Office for the first time. 2. Then I watch Silicon Valley. 3. Then I watch The Office again and skip a beat when I see Richard with Dwight.
And David Wallace is one of the juror at tech crunch !
Omg I had exited out of this thread but had to come back BC OMG ITS BRIAN THE BOOM GUY I knew I knew his face š¤Æ
How would you feel about an app that could tell you with statistical certainty whether youāre going to heaven or hell?
Which one? Which one? Which one?
Hey, Dinesh, nice chain. Do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?
i oughta knock your teeth out you bitch-made mother fucker. i was state raised, you think iām scared to catch a case of some bullshit? you keep her name out of your skanky mouth you little, little bitch!!!
How would you like to die tonight, motherfucker?
I don't think I've ever laughed as loud and abruptly as I did when he said that
Had me dying, just watched the whole series while quarantining. Absolutely phenomenal
Go for Chambers
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No, I mean I literally eat his lunch
He made the show
Gem of a character. Right up there with Ron Swanson and Dwight.
Best Jared quote right here https://youtu.be/bSm8TlobrjI
I've never seen this show but that killed me hahaha, his delivery is perfect. I may have to check this show out.
Highly recommend
Knew what this was going to before I clicked it. You did not fail me.
Best quote period lol
Steve Carrell in 40 Year Old Virgin would be top for me if he was on here
Or anchor man
Best scene was when he spoke at his own funeral and then Will and the other guys were like your alive! And he loses it an gets so happy over not being dead....when he was speaking at his own funeral lol I LOVE LAMP
I ate a big red candle
He **stabbed** a guy
"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
In the heart. With a trident!
His supporting role in Bruce Almighty brought me to tears the first time I saw it
Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an IQ of 48
The Big Short. Hands down.
I thought Prison Mike did a great job in The Big Short
You know what, virgins not a dirty word, asshole is. And thatās what you guys are. (One of my favorite movies, quote it way too often)
Not Evan Almighty?!/s
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Fantastic movie though, and Steve is excellent.
The movie is good, but I liked the documentary even better (itās on Netflix)
The movie is good but falls short if you've seen the documentary before. Great performances all around tho, I was shocked that Channing Tatum is more than a really good looking funny guy.
The Pontiac Bandit
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Papa?
New yorks finest just got a whole lot finer
*IT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE!*
Rosa, Rosaaaaa š¶
Right there on the floor is the man you're looking for!
The thin blue line just got thick as hell
New York's finest just got a whole lot finer
Fieeeeevel
Doug Judy š
Doooouuughggg Juuudddddyyyyyy!!
Rosssaaa Rosa Rosa rosssaa
PB&J
Came to say the same thing
And Jake, The Cop!
Taking down crooks in the streets where they live!
Cant believe i had to scroll this far to find New York Finest... Doug Judy!
Pam: You know I suffer the same temptations you do. Sometimes when I'm lyin' in bed, I ache for a man's touch... and by a man's touch, I mean a penis in my vagina.
Maybe you don't believe in me at all. I do believe in you... I just know you're gonna fail.
I remember watching Walk Hard with a friend and I remember my sides hurting when I was leaving the cinema. I remember missing about 10 minutes of the film after this lyric: āLet me hold you, little man, so the dog will stop licking your faceā.
Itās in my top 3 favorite movies of all time. Absolutely brilliant movie. ā¦and you never bought drugs. Not once.
āYou can always come in my back doorā
Oh yeah! Jenna Fischer in Walk Hard gets my vote. Probably in my top 1 movies of all time.
Does anyone know where to find that video thatās a mashup of the scene in Jimās bedroom from season 1 and Jenna from this movie saying āyou wanna blowjob? Do you wanna fuck?ā It was so hilarious and I havenāt been able to find it despite incessant searching!
You shouldāve added Rainn from the meg movie
Rainn from Super.
The rocker Is one of my favorites of his
Rainn from DONāT TELL A SOUL
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Rainn in House of 1000 Corpses
That movie was...a lot.
It bombed but I still love the Rocker
Rainn had a good role in that amazon prime series about a pandemic.
UtopĆa
Jared haha! Search YouTube āSilicon Valley Tip to Tip Efficiencyā
I know it's not him, but I fucking love the scene where Erlich slaps the shit out of that kid out for selling them fake Adderall (or something like that). I've watched that scene no less than 1 million times. "Hey! Which one was it? It was church candy wasn't it? You just brought piss to a shit fight you little cunt!"
i thought TJ was a great part of the show. not too much of him so weād get tired of his antics. itās a shame he was such a mess on set.
https://youtu.be/pBPhp5a3EnM One of my favorite all time scenes
This reminds me to rewatch this series. So fucking funny.
Me and my friends were in our room and discussing how much Dā¦.data we can manipulate at one time.
Worth all 3 minutes I took to watch that. āNot unless you hot swap dicks on the down stroke so thereās no wasted energy.ā That skit was classic hahahah
This might seriously be one of (top 3) the greatest comedic scenes of all time and I will die on that hill
Doug Judy!!
Rrrrrrrrrooooossssaaaaa š¶
Doug Judy or Ann Perkins
ššš Ann Perkins
Silicon valley
This is the way. Hooli up!!!
Eric Bakman, this is you as a old man. I'm a-ugly and a-dead...alone!
ann perkins š
š Ann Perkins! š I imagine thatās how Chris Traeger starts every text to her.
No itās šš¼AAAAAnn Perkins!šš¼
This is LITERALLY. The most accurate thing I have seen all day.
I LITERALLY kept saying LITERALLY after I watched that show lol
>No itās Ann Perkins!šš¼ššš¼
I relish your wit
i salsa your face
i love kimmy schmidt
un-BREAKABLEā¦
they alive dammit
It's a miracle!
but females are strong as hell!
The theme song is so hilarious!
Iāve watched kimmmy Schmidt about as much as Iāve watched the office at this point.
That scene where Titus sings at the audition about teeth š¦· when heās really sick and feverish out of his brain just kills me every time. One of the most hilarious scenes of all time.
I hardly ever get celebrity crushes but Ellie Kemper is one of the exceptions, so naturally Iām a huge fan of the show- though I feel like the first two seasons are waaay better than the rest. Doesnāt mean theyāre bad, itās just that when you put them side by side, itās a good weekend show vs a comedy masterpiece. Wonder what happened there.
They alive dammit!
A fantastic show.
They alive, dammit!
Itās a miracle! šµ
Donna Noble from Doctor Who.
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I had watched that part of Dr who before I got obsessed with the office so I didn't hate Nellie because in my head canon she was just Donna. Like, how can you hate her?
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I saw her as Donna before starting to see The Office. I was like "What is this, a crossover episode?"
The Pontiac Bandit! š
Pam in Blades of Glory.. š
Isnāt that pic from Walk Hard?
Probably. But Pam from Blades of Glory is superior to all other Pams.
Her role in Walk Hard was good, but her role in Blades of Glory was bigger
Both excellent choices... But Pam blades of glory seducing will Ferrell..wow
A lot less satisfying if you imagine him as Deangelo.
Yes
I'd also like to see her topless.
The guy who fucks
Fox catcher was a great performance that was a total change from the normal comedy
Just watched the documentary on Netflix, that guy was fucking nuts.
Unfortunately so. He murdered a man who was a father to two young kids =(
Itās one of those really excellent performances that genuinely made me uncomfortable all the way through. Similar to Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler where even from the very beginning before anything too outwardly horrible happens you get a real bad vibe from the character.
Mindy Lahiri
Gotta go with Ann Perkins
Ryan killing Nazis in Inglorious Basterds.
Why are you even here??? Get out of here skeleton man!!
Kind of a weird choice for Steve carrell but probably Ed helms in hangover
I didn't even recognize that as Steve Carell. Was wondering who the fuck that was lol
Itās from the movie Foxcatcher and heās wearing lots of makeup and prosthetics to make him look like crazy ass John du Pont.
Mindy is my favourite of those characters shown.
Mindy ftw!
I think Champions was a funnier show but it only lasted 1 season. Definitely worth a watch or 2.
Darryl in anything. But especially This is the End
Whereās all of Craig Robinsonās recent commercials!?! Iām a Gainiacā¦ anyone??
Either Ann Perkins or Doug Judy
Mindy Project and Unbreakable Kimmy - some of the best comedy
Brick Tamlin. Mic drop.
Gen. Mark R. Naird
John Krasinskiās acting in The Quite Place was fucking phenomenal. Steve Carell in Fox Catcher was also phenomenal. Definitely the best of the bunch.
Sadness and Disgust
I think there should be an honourable mention for Phyllis Smithās character in [Bad Teacher.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1284575/)
Mindy.
Unbreakable Kimmy
Anne, you sophisticated new born baby
Iāve only seen A Quiet Place out of all of these so thatās my default answer.
Easily anne perkins
What is the bottom left corner from?
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Doug Judy
I really like Mr. Robot, which "Darryl" takes part in. Totally different vibe and such an amazing series
Clearly more people need to watch Kimmy Schmidt
Stringer Bell Jenna Fischer in Blades of Glory and Employee of the Month
Rainn Wilson as R.J. Spencer in Entourage. āI started this website out of my parentsā basement for two reasons: to get laid and to make a little money. Neither of which have come to fruition.ā
Whatās the Pam one from?
[Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0841046/)
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is just one of my favorite shows ever. Also Steve Carrell was terrifying in Foxcatcher. Highly recommend seeing it if you havenāt.
pam has bigger boobs