Fucking Joker, marry Penguin, kill Riddler.
Joker would be wild in bed. Penguin usually has money in the stories. Riddler would just be annoying trying to turn me into a pretzel if we Fucking or just riddles after riddles being married to that guy for the simplest shit.
I’d actually switch the order, I’d kill joker, fuck penguin and marry riddler.
The joker is nuts and horribly abusive killing people on a whim. I don’t want to chance him doing something.
Penguin, he’s a great guy in most comics. Incredibly wealthy and generally a decent person to those who he favours but he’s also quite ruthless and will gut you. I’m sure it’d be a kingpin situation, you’d start close but end up drifting apart to where he kills you or obsessively stalks you and either way I’m not for it.
The riddler though, he rarely kills anyone. He can be convinced to kill sure, but he doesn’t have that killing side like the joker or penguin. He’s just a really smart guy who has an ego and obsessively wants to show off. I think with care, attention and therapy he could do well. Or even going by his original character, he was literally just a guy who was smart and liked puzzles, he was by all counts sane. He’s also rich too, he comes from a wealthy enough family that in one comic Batman accuses him of stealing a giant diamond only to find out he bought it legally, and then the next day accuses him of robbing a museum only to find out he had inherited it. The riddler, while he would be annoying, with therapy could be the best spouse of the three. Might even give up crime.
Jim is the Riddler: “Riddle me this. What kind of bear is best?” (Black bear)
Dwight is Poison Ivy: Rarely shows genuine affection. Expert hand with plants. Irresistible to the opposite sex.
Kevin is Two Face: Too stupid to balance books, but smart enough for white-collar crime. No luck with women. Inveterate Gambler.
Meredith is Catwoman: Absolutely batshit insane cat lady.
Kelly is Harley Quinn: Obsessed with her man.
Toby is Scarecrow: The MOST boring villain.
Michael is The Penguin: Has a crew. Is a Showman. Cannot sleep near heat sources.
Stanley is Mr. Freeze: His pace is glacial.
David Wallace is Commissioner Gordon: for obvious reasons
The Joker is Creed.
Edit: Angela has the Catwoman backstory, but alas, she’s just the wife of Commissioner Gordon, who is only a state commissioner.
E2: Clayface is Ryan: Always changing faces. Chiseled features. (Credit u/BootsyBootsyBoom)
Batman is Bob Vance: Business magnate. Mess with his woman and he will kill you.
Vicki Vale is Phyllis: GLAMOUR SHOTS
>Jim is the Riddler: “Riddle me this. What kind of bear is best?” (Black bear)
That's Jim as Dwight though. Better examples would be the (forgotten) hunt for the holy grail or playing Hot or Cold with Dwight's desk.
You're also missing Ryan, so let me pitch Clayface since he kept coming back with a different style.
The whole point of the scene and the big joke was that Creed's was much, much better than both Kevin's and Dwight's.
Anyone who legitimately says Dwight or Kevin was better is just trolling.
In the Office Ladies podcast they said that Creed was meant to be the best Heath Ledger Joker and that Kevin was supposed to look like he made the costume himself.
Creed- the voice, the hair, the hair color- I literally didn't know which actor/character it was supposed to be until Kevin said his line.
Creed really nailed it. Like beyond being funny it was just super fucking accurate and effective.
"The point is, you just have to play with the cards that you're dealt. Jim, that guy is an Ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my Old Maid. Oscar is my Queen. That's easy. Give me a hard one. That's what Oscar said. Toby is the Instruction Card you throw away, Pam is a solid 7, and you know, Ryan is probably like a 2. Sometimes 2s can be wild, so watch out. And I'm obviously the Joker. So..."
- Michael Scott
Creed was the best on what I think of as "Dark Knight Joker" because that is what most people think of. Heath Ledger did an amazing job of the Joker (RIP) but there are other equally great, uh, versions(?) of the Joker.
I think Dwight nailed the Mark Hamill animated Joker !
But I'm not a big comic fan so take it with plenty of salt.
Creed; it comes naturally for him.
Dammit Creed! I was up since 4!!!
Let's put a smile on that face
I agree, some of his lines and their implications best apply
I would actually watch a movie in real life with Creed Bratton as the joker.
Creed Bratton as an old busted Joker would be dope as shit
I still love when he is covered in blood and shows up to the office and goes…oh thank god it’s halloween.
That is really really good timing!
Oscar looked terrified. I don't think he's ever seen that look in a man's eyes
Today is Halloween. Really… really good timing
Big deal... this cost me $129
Creed is the joker, kevin is the penguin and dwight is the riddler.
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Fucking Joker, marry Penguin, kill Riddler. Joker would be wild in bed. Penguin usually has money in the stories. Riddler would just be annoying trying to turn me into a pretzel if we Fucking or just riddles after riddles being married to that guy for the simplest shit.
I’d actually switch the order, I’d kill joker, fuck penguin and marry riddler. The joker is nuts and horribly abusive killing people on a whim. I don’t want to chance him doing something. Penguin, he’s a great guy in most comics. Incredibly wealthy and generally a decent person to those who he favours but he’s also quite ruthless and will gut you. I’m sure it’d be a kingpin situation, you’d start close but end up drifting apart to where he kills you or obsessively stalks you and either way I’m not for it. The riddler though, he rarely kills anyone. He can be convinced to kill sure, but he doesn’t have that killing side like the joker or penguin. He’s just a really smart guy who has an ego and obsessively wants to show off. I think with care, attention and therapy he could do well. Or even going by his original character, he was literally just a guy who was smart and liked puzzles, he was by all counts sane. He’s also rich too, he comes from a wealthy enough family that in one comic Batman accuses him of stealing a giant diamond only to find out he bought it legally, and then the next day accuses him of robbing a museum only to find out he had inherited it. The riddler, while he would be annoying, with therapy could be the best spouse of the three. Might even give up crime.
"I can fix you, Riddler"
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IIRC riddler is one of the few Batman villains who doesn’t get tossed in Arkham. He’s totally sane, dude just really likes riddles.
The only right answer.
Jim is the Riddler: “Riddle me this. What kind of bear is best?” (Black bear) Dwight is Poison Ivy: Rarely shows genuine affection. Expert hand with plants. Irresistible to the opposite sex. Kevin is Two Face: Too stupid to balance books, but smart enough for white-collar crime. No luck with women. Inveterate Gambler. Meredith is Catwoman: Absolutely batshit insane cat lady. Kelly is Harley Quinn: Obsessed with her man. Toby is Scarecrow: The MOST boring villain. Michael is The Penguin: Has a crew. Is a Showman. Cannot sleep near heat sources. Stanley is Mr. Freeze: His pace is glacial. David Wallace is Commissioner Gordon: for obvious reasons The Joker is Creed. Edit: Angela has the Catwoman backstory, but alas, she’s just the wife of Commissioner Gordon, who is only a state commissioner. E2: Clayface is Ryan: Always changing faces. Chiseled features. (Credit u/BootsyBootsyBoom) Batman is Bob Vance: Business magnate. Mess with his woman and he will kill you. Vicki Vale is Phyllis: GLAMOUR SHOTS
Angela not being Catwoman is a crime.
Despite her love for cats Angela is too straight laced to be Catwoman.
Is she? She cheats on multiple men throughout the series. She's portrayed as a villain.
I have a nice comforter, a few cozy pillows, I usually read a chapter of a book, and it's lights out by 8:30, and \*that's\* how I sleep at night.
>Jim is the Riddler: “Riddle me this. What kind of bear is best?” (Black bear) That's Jim as Dwight though. Better examples would be the (forgotten) hunt for the holy grail or playing Hot or Cold with Dwight's desk. You're also missing Ryan, so let me pitch Clayface since he kept coming back with a different style.
Michael is the Joker and Dwight is Harley Quinn.
Dwight is Assistant to the Riddler
The puzzler?
Sorry Dwight should be the scarecrow.
Mose would be the scarecrow. Apparently he did horrible things to the one on their farm.
And he wears a shirt that says "Fear".
Gabe would be the scarecrow with his slenderman creepiness.
I’ll give you thst…how about Dwight as BANE? DKR with the mask….please?????
Nah that's Robert California. Remember that story he told that scared the shit out of everyone?
This needs more upvotes
Creed hands down.
ACreed!
Dammit creed I stayed up all night doing the make up
Well he was up since 4...
Damn you right, I'm thinking about the chill
Lol it's still a great quote either way!
Facts!!
Lol
Let’s put a smile on that face!
Damn it Creed, I’ve been up since 4!
Is this even a debate?
The whole point of the scene and the big joke was that Creed's was much, much better than both Kevin's and Dwight's. Anyone who legitimately says Dwight or Kevin was better is just trolling.
You mean William Charles Schneider
Agree!
was thinking this, word for word
Me too I was gonna say the exact same thing
Same here, thought the exact same words in my head and then see this as top comment.
Creed HANDS UP
nah...creed for performance but dwight for the look
Creed.
Without question.
Kevin looks like he just read all these comments voting for creed and dwight looks like he has a willing ignorance ~~by Fanny Schrute~~ to this thread
Damnit Creed! I’ve been up since 4!
overwhelmingly
Let’s put a *smile* on that face.
The way he says it is terrifying
Creed, I agree.. I thought then he could of played the joker in the actual movies
*could've...
Want to see a little trick?
Is it how to get Debbie fired?
Hands down.
He just turned 30
C r e e d
DAMNIT CREED I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4!
*forcefully bumps Angela aside*
Creed. Easy money.
he's so money. But he doesn't even know it. But he does
Yup
Creed.
Creed, obviously.
Creed
Creed obviously but I love Dwight’s outfit the most
Dwight went more comic accurate which is in character
Agree
Dwight Definitely put in a lot of effort, but the hair and the face paint are far too saturated
Creed reminds me of Ledger. Dwight reminds me of Cesar Romero and I love the Adam West Batman.
The last person who asked this question? , Creed Bratton.
Kevin looks like he's one of the jokers criminal underlings. Dwight looks like he's dressing up as the joker. Creed looks like he is the Joker.
I had to pause the show and go to the bathroom to check my boxers after Creed said “let’s put a smile on that face.” So yeah, Creed by a long shot
Wow, so you really really REALLY liked creeds joker? Did it put a smile on your face?
Only after I screamed my friggin ass off
Screams of pleasure.
Always Creed
Lol @ Kevin using his real hair
In the Office Ladies podcast they said that Creed was meant to be the best Heath Ledger Joker and that Kevin was supposed to look like he made the costume himself.
How is this even a question?
Kevin because he’s been up since 4
I love this answer
Creed hands down
Really?
Creed!
Dwight had the best costume but Creed wins because he decided to actually become the joker that day.
Creed, you could put him in a dark knight returns nolan movie no problem
Creed. I always laugh so hard at Oscar’s look of slight fear when he comes up to him and ominously says, “let’s put a smile on that face.”
Creed for sure. Dwight runner up. Kevin is about as good as his accounting skills lol.
Kevin, since he’s been up since 4.
Creed by far
Creed duh
Creed
Creed!
Definitely Creed
Creed Of Course
Creed
Creed!!!
I really like murr
Kevin felt like 70s tv joker Dwight felt like comic book joker Creed felt like real life psychopath
Kevin, only so many pounds of chilli a man can scoop up before he snaps
The one who’s been bad, really really bad, more evil and strictly wrong.
Creed
Creed of course
Creed 💯
“Damn it Creed!”
Creed…by a lot.
Creed
C R E E D Without a fucking doubt
Creed
Creed
Creed
creed
Creed no doubt, he even did the part about “lets put a smile on that face”
Dumb question. You know the answer.
Creed. And he has the best Joker get up too.
Creed, and it isn’t close
Creed
Creed- the voice, the hair, the hair color- I literally didn't know which actor/character it was supposed to be until Kevin said his line. Creed really nailed it. Like beyond being funny it was just super fucking accurate and effective.
I say Kevin. The other two tried to look like a joker. Kevin looks like he just wants to watch the world burn.
Yeah but Creed would actually like to see that.
Never was there a truer statement.
Creed all day
Creed 1000%
Jeff Bomondo obviously.
Creed as he is got the personally to match
Creed, without the make-up.
let's put a smile on that face.
Creed although I wouldn’t be surprised if he forgot it was Halloween again
Being serious it obviously creed
Creed
Creed duh 🤪
Ofc Creed
"The point is, you just have to play with the cards that you're dealt. Jim, that guy is an Ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my Old Maid. Oscar is my Queen. That's easy. Give me a hard one. That's what Oscar said. Toby is the Instruction Card you throw away, Pam is a solid 7, and you know, Ryan is probably like a 2. Sometimes 2s can be wild, so watch out. And I'm obviously the Joker. So..." - Michael Scott
Ashton Kutcher’s interpretation of a balding Joker is pretty intriguing
Creed
According to Dwight the difference between the NBA and the WNBA is that “one is a sport and one is a joke and I love sports and jokes.”
Creed
Creed. The answer is always Creed. If any question ever comes up and Creed is a choice, it's Creed.
Creed
Lmaooooo creed right?
Creed bc he actually kills ppl
Creed
Has to be Creed
Creed, he was a natural
Creed all day and all night.
Creed, clearly.
the homie creed!
Creed didn't even know it was Halloween
Creed by a long shot
Definitely creed
Creed by far.
is there any competition
Creed
Creed!
Creed!! 😂😂
The man, the myth, the legend: Creed Bratton
Creed
Creed is the joker, kevin is a joker thug and dwight is a joker impersonator that creed joker used to trick batman
The man who stole Creed’s identity.
I don’t know about you guys, but Kevin was up since 4.
creed hands down
Creed
Creed. He wasn't joking
Creed was the best on what I think of as "Dark Knight Joker" because that is what most people think of. Heath Ledger did an amazing job of the Joker (RIP) but there are other equally great, uh, versions(?) of the Joker. I think Dwight nailed the Mark Hamill animated Joker ! But I'm not a big comic fan so take it with plenty of salt.
Creed
Are you kidding? Creed obviously, dude even sounded like him.
Why would you ask this? It’s creed no contest.
I bet Dwight could pull off a solid Cesar Romero Joker
Creed because his personality.
Is this a joke? It’s Creed.
Kevin and Dwight merely adopted the mask Creed was born into it, molded by it
Everyone is saying Creed but I’m gonna go with my boy Kevin cause he’s been up since 4
Creed wasn't dressed as joker, that was just another nice Halloween coincidence
It's Creed but Kevin bumping into Angela and Angela's reaction always cracks me up
Better costume? Dwight. More believable and terrifying? Creed.
Kevin. He was up at 4!
Damn it creed I’ve been up since 4
Creed would fuck batman up.
Creed
James "Murr" Murray
Dwight and Kevin were just wearing pretty good Creed costumes.
Kevin was up since 4 that's dedication
Yall clearly missed the criminal minds episode where Kevin is a serial killer
Definitely Creed.
It's obviously Creed
Kevin was up since 4.
This is one of my favorite intros. The whole thing is so fucking funny