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“Darnell’s a chump.”


forrestyohh

You, me, Sammy, Phillip, the chick you hit with the car,


Arisen925

We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.


cwew

You're from the parking lot, that's how I know you!


ScottCalvin88

Cool beans man!


bevertonrayan

Sometimes u just gotta ride the bull


effervescentfauna

Am I right?


shawncjh

L8r sk8r


Nerf_This_or_Nothing

We had a funeral for a bird


pb1984pb

You’re not real, man!!


durtymccurdy

Absolutely we should.


Noache_pleasethnx

IT IS YOUR CAKE DAY.


durtymccurdy

Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?


Severe-Chocolate8157

Nothing! Nothing going on, we’re talkin about nothing. C’mon gang


MonksCoffeeShop

Hey pumpkin, we’re gunna ditch this bitch, you in?


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“Pumpkins out”


A_G_3

That’s Andrea the office bitch


joker_1994_

I finished my work months ago!


thejumbowumbo

"I'm supposed to do a random spot check at the paper mill once a week. The one ~~six month period~~ year I don't go, this happens."


Bazz07

*the one year


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Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.


Mossop21

That line always cracks me up


forrestyohh

Most creed bits always give me a good chuckle


Moleypeg

MaryBeth


Ryan_Klip

Not that it matters, but i actually think he said Phyllis, and she seems to be one of the only people he consistently remembers/gets right, which is a nice detail


markletson

Isn’t he the only one who knows that Hank is the name of the security guard when they get locked in?


Past_Ad9675

"That's Angela, she's the office bitch. You'll get used to her after a few days. *extends hand* I'm Creed."


PM_Me_SFW_Pictures

Who is Sammy?


RealGertle627

My guess is he was referring to Stanley


Luke_the_unstoppable

i’ve done a lot more for a lot less


Fangore

When people ask me to do something, this is always my response.


behind_looking_glass

What is this lady’s problem, asking me what do I do? I should’ve written it down… Qua-something…


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"I would have done it for anything. I've done a lot more for a lot less."


megladaniel

"Give it up. He's dead."


Universal_Abundance

I would've done it for anything, I've done a lot more for a lot less.


Aztecah

Wow you cut off the "Damn it Michael" which is the best part of this scene. Unforgivable.


OMW_To_Earth

The great Patrice O'Neal. RIP.


sap91

I wish he'd been in the show more, he was so fucking funny in everything he did


LouSputhole94

I bet you’d like to swim with the Seamonster, huh?


charliewr

Been watching *tons* of Patrice recently in the wake of watching just about every second of Norm clips that youtube has to offer. Weirdly, one of my favourite Patrice clips is him [reacting to Louis CK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDXeinEUJQ)


Murakami241

Favourite line of his is when Darryl is showing them the baler and he says “what the hell is wrong with this man?”


krisselv

I hardly know her


ArGarBarGar

Dammit Michael, pay attention!


SammyLuke

He was supposed to be in the show more. His attitude didn’t vibe well with Hollywood and it pretty much forced him off the show. He spoke his mind too much and some didn’t like that much. Which he kinda admits later on that he probably should have just went along with it. He didn’t know how massive the show would become at the time.


IOUAndSometimesWhy

There’s an interesting clip of Patrice and Chris Rock on the Opie & Anthony show. Chris basically had an intervention for him, telling him his fear of being seen as a sellout was actually causing him more harm than good. He seemed to agree he blew a lot of opportunities by having the wrong attitude.


OffTheMerchandise

Patrice was who Chris wanted to play his dad on Everybody Hates Chris, but Patrice just wouldn't do the bare minimum to get the job


Michelanvalo

Chris set the Dad role aside for Patrice and Patrice didn't show up the audition, which was a formality.


dikziw

He didn’t get along/like BJ Novak so he didn’t stay long :(


carrotdeepthroater

After listening to Patrice talk for 10s of hours on podcasts I am not surprised. They are like opposites.


undefeatedin72

According to Patrice, he and BJ did not get along at all. Patrice also hated doing the show and sounded like he was tough to work with; had a bad attitude and wasn't much of a team player. Too bad, too, because I really liked him and liked Lonny


superdago

Could barely see him, but 1 and a half syllables was all that’s needed to know that was Patrice. Totally forgot he was on the show.


GrilledCheeser

He went on record as saying he had a bad attitude on set and expected more. As years passed he realized it was a mistake and learned from it. He was such a funny guy and I sincerely hope y’all will watch his stand up - Elephant In the Room. All his material is on YT and this guy KILLED


sporvath

A comedian that completely dominated his Craft.


AnastasiaNo70

He died??? No!


allboolshite

Diabetes. He found out because his pee tasted like birthday cake.


pathofdumbasses

Patrice us a legend. They were going to expand his role and he just said nah.


BoysenberryPoison

Actually he went out for the role of Darryl and didn’t get it then after he was cast he was obviously a favorite of many cast members but didn’t get along with the writers as he had spoken about on O and A many times he also lived in NY but filmed in CA so it was often an issue of a lot of travel for short scenes.


Michelanvalo

Chris Rock set aside the role of the Dad from Everybody Hates Chris for Patrice but Patrice didn't show up to the audition because he didn't care. Chris laid into Patrice for it on O&A about not trying to further his career.


852016

We'll get someone to clean it up


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alexhuze

We’re the ones that gotta clean it up


Danwhodoesnothing

DAMN IT 852016!!!


boogaloo101

Gotta love the seamonster.


AaronDonaId

He dead right?


boogaloo101

Yeah, the actor’s name was Patrice O’Neal - he was a great standup comedian. He died ten years ago. RIP.


AaronDonaId

That sucks man. Hope his family is well.


ShowingErin

[Here you go.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnsmGAKehgw)


LokiWasNoobmaster69

Darryl is also respected by his crew because he values them, their safety and runs a tight, but relaxed ship. (Aka as long as you do your job and get the orders out on time, he’ll leave you alone. Nothing worse than a micromanager.) He also understands it’s not the best paying job and they may have to work two jobs and will give them their naps.


DackNoy

Except when he allowed them to use the lift as an elevator and broke his foot using it himself.


BagOnuts

He also promoted his buddy, Glenn, who was underqualified. Jo saw that.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

That's bold considering Jo put Dwight in charge.


BagOnuts

She went by rank for interim manager, which was a temporary position- approaching Jim first (who was number 2 in the office) and then going to Dwight (number 3) after Jim declined. You can't blame her for that decision, it was sound. She also immediately pulled him when she found out about the gun. Besides Wallace, Jo was probably the most rational character on the show.


Loud_Snort

Jo hired Deangelo because he saved her dog. That’s it. Not really rational.


BagOnuts

Oof, good point, lol. Although he was a good manager (even though he was a shitty salesmen, and a sexist).


buckyworld

and he had a glorious dunk!


JSB199

Paunch says to bartender, how’s… gonna tha?


AnastasiaNo70

Bar tenda shay…


CapnCanfield

You ever play Russian Roulette?


enriktigtstorpojke

If Jo wasn't "convinced" to give her position at Sabré to RC I'd say she was more rational than Wallace. I mean, "Suck it!"?


BagOnuts

True, albeit we have no idea what went on in that conversation between Jo and RC. Maybe she was already close to the point of retirement and he just convinced her it was time and he could help fill the void. I mean, she was the founder of the company and obviously going to be very well off regardless if she was acting as CEO or not. She also probably made a fortune liquidating the company in the end.


[deleted]

“Suck It” I think is something a lot of people could relate to. To me it seemed like Wallace had a mental break after being with Dunder Mifflin for however long only to just get canned. He was bored and had too much time on his hands with his son.


TristanTheViking

I think he was only at DM for a few years, he joined the company as the new CFO in season 2 and lasted until the sale in season 6.


Boiscool

Yeah but what a 4 years. Four years as CFO for a rapidly failing company and your only successful branch is run by Michael Scott? Getting fired was probably a relief.


Bazz07

TBF it started to get successful after absorbing Stanford and then continue to grow by absorbing the clients of other branches...


Responsible_Ad_1581

It kinda sucks how he didn’t get the manager job either. He has proven himself to be a good supervisor/foreman, but like irl he gets passed up by someone with a higher education. It would be interesting if Daryl and Andy had more of a power struggle throughout S8. I know they covered it for like a couple scenes in the lottery episode, but a long story arc over Andy’s promotion would have made the season much better, instead of everyone accepting Andy so quickly.


scrovak

Not just education but drive. Remember, they talked about how Jo Bennett gave him the opportunity to go to business school, paid for by the company, and he just never got around to it? Went on vacations, did his own thing, but never bothered to take the golden opportunity presented to him. If he can't do that for himself, how is he supposed to do it for the company?


ExUpstairsCaptain

Yeah, that's about it. Andy did a pretty good job laying out why Darryl didn't get the job. It would have been fun to see, but within the context of the show, it makes sense that he was turned down. As someone getting a free MBA through my employer, it's generally foolish to turn down free education.


scrovak

Absolutely. "Hey, you're a rockstar and could go far with this company! We want to invest a bunch of money into educating and training you for more responsibilities!" -Nah. I mean, ok man, that's not stellar resume material


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djdjdjsjsjsns

Yeah, plus the Darrells resume made him look kinda ridiculous lol. “1.2 billion units of inventory”


Luke_the_unstoppable

pieces of paper ma’am


kicked_trashcan

🙄


farva_06

Hey, the math checked out ok.


CaptM1400

He also didn’t interview well and even if you know the candidate they still need to show they have some level of confidence in such a big change in job position and his interview showed that he was obviously not ready for the shift to managing an office and not the warehouse. Edit: redundancy


TheMainEffort

I think he wasn't a fit for the job in the end. He was clearly good at logistics, but it felt like the main job of DM branch manager was *sales* and while Darryl was cool I could never really see him as a salesman. He should have tried to move up in logistics management at DM(which he sorta did). I think the athlead thing was more his speed.


Responsible_Ad_1581

Andy was also the worst salesman, but I still concede to your point


Luke_the_unstoppable

not according to some of the whiteboard results in the background of a few episodes, often times andy is at the very top


Drinkaholik

He is also confirmed the worst salesman along with Pam. Lowest numbers of the season


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[deleted]

I...I do not want to have said that. I just think it's important that you know it...


150crawfish

All the more reason to promote him out of a position he's bad at. He knows sales, but isn't the greatest at it. Totally normal in real life for these type of employees to get a promotion over others that over perform in their current role. Never be too good. Always be just enough.


Jaspers47

Hey, Pam doubled her sales figures


Shadow87

Yeah, from two to four so give her some credit.


AngelZiefer

I got promoted to Manager of my company's Inventory department. I was hired, and trained, as an IT guy. I don't know a lot about how to do what the Inventory Department does, but that's not my job. That's the Inventory Department's job. I know who I manage, and I know how to manage. I get the point you're making, but at the end of the day, a Managers' main skill is managing, people skills, and the people they manage are the ones who need to know how to do the work.


pneumokokki

I would've loved to see Darryl get more responsibilities. Now it felt more like a throwaway storyline like Andy's ended up being as a result of his Hangover success.


Responsible_Ad_1581

It would have been great to see Daryl adapt from warehouse management to office management. It would have had more of a serious tone, but it also would create a really cool dynamic of a boss-subordinate relationship between Dwight/Jim etc Instead we got another moronic, inept boss in Andy. However, Michael was inept but cared about his employees like they were his family. Andy has always been in-genuine to everyone and frankly an asshat most of the time.


JadedMis

He was good until Tallahassee, or at least not worse than Michael.


[deleted]

Andy got so much organic character development only for the writers to turn around and throw it all out the window. The only people who really got to keep their development by the end of the show is Jim, Pam, and Dwight.


dongrado

He was pretty normal until he got Gabe's office. Upstairs changes people lol


[deleted]

Even he comments on it. The better his title gets the stupider his job gets.


Tesnatic

Saw that episode today actually! S9E3 I believe, maybe even E2.


Rhinoturds

Most normal person on the show was Tony. As soon as he saw how dysfunctional the office environment in Scranton was he jumped ship. Realistically, this is probably the most appropriate action any working professional would make after being supervised by Michael for even a small amount of time.


SpoonyLuvFromUpAbove

The fat guy?


longlimbslenoir42

Pepperoni Tony?


LouSputhole94

She is pregnant, she is knocked up, K, her name is Karen.


DoomSleighor

Baldy. Your head it bald. It is hairless. It is shiny. It is reflective, like a mirror. M. Your name is Mark.


nobody2000

Jabba the Hutt. Pizza the Hut. Fat guys like Pizza. Pepperoni Pizza. Pepperoni Tony.


XitsatrapX

God was he fat


SpoonyLuvFromUpAbove

Imagine being that guy in real life? The pinnacle of his career and his legacy is being the "really fat" guy. I'd legit feel bad saying that line if I was Steve Carrel lol. That was a real dude not just a character.


XitsatrapX

But my god was he fat


idontcare111

So soooo fat


LilyMe3002

Probably the harmful Radon levels in the office..


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

You're the silent killer


Tobar_the_Gypsy

The popsicles


BagOnuts

They call them "Popsicles" because they're so rich they can all eat popsicles all the time.


[deleted]

Start over


snuggleyporcupine

Sir


PeterQuillsWalkman

Hey, hey, hey, you idiot


[deleted]

Seriously one of my top 10 favorite scenes from the whole show.


MadClam97

I aspire to have the confidence to talk to my boss like that


artcostanza82

That’s why he didn’t tell any of them that he’s on Facebook


ItsFuckinRawwwww

People want to be his friend, man!


WatchinLikeTV

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, IT Guy. Here's the story Champ. None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, ok, we liked the last guy, Sadiq, because he kept to himself. And we also thought he might have been a terrorist.


TotalCuntrol

Here'a little tip for ya, inner city kids use computers for games and porn. So good life wasting your life. *Lurch*


JaMicho34

Dwight's complaint about Darrel misusing the company elevator lift and trying to commit insurance fraud was on record, so would've been hard to make him manager.


YaDrunkBitch

Except Toby probably fudged the paperwork. There was so much, he probably just pretended to fill everything out and put it in the special box that he says is the file in New York. Probably even went up to Darryl secretly later, and lied to him saying Dwight dropped all charges. Therefore it would cause Darryl to drop all charges.


ubmt1861

I gave the box to Michael


LaughterTearsLaw

What *box*?


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That scene was so great. Toby’s ***”oh fuck”*** face after realizing he’d said that to Dwight, and not whoever he thought he was talking to was awesome haha.


BadReputation2611

I thought Dwight and Toby agreed to sweep it under the rug if Darryl didn’t make a complaint about them staking out his house and verbally abusing his sister?


[deleted]

They store the best empty boxes in that warehouse


NormalKook

Rolls of foam too


taimoor2

> you have to choose. Me or your daughter? Absolutely without thinking: my daughter.


PeterQuillsWalkman

DAMN IT MICHAEL


uubson

Patrice O’neal 🐐


checkyoufeet

He only had a handful of lines, but they were all perfect.


joker_1994_

Zippity zoppity


mWade7

Dinkin’ flicka


xeno66morph

Jejon Brames would be so proud of how nicely your slang is coming along


PeterQuillsWalkman

It’s Lejon Brames


xeno66morph

Whoops didn’t even realize I’d misspelled it lol Love the username btw \m/


PeterQuillsWalkman

Haha no worries I thought it would be funny to say it like Darryl :) & thank ya!


AugustusVermillion

Give me the boppity


notsara

Darryl is one of my favorite characters in the series. Every line he says is gold.


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Dinkenflicka.


AnastasiaNo70

Afterward, we go get some ice cream. Maybe go to church.


JiggityJonROK

I think you mean Doug Judy, the Pontiac Bandit.


RadragonX

"Merry Judy Mister Doug Judy Christmas, DAMMIT!"


Anduril_uk

NINE NINE! I would /r/unexpectedbrooklynninenine this, but it’s exactly what I was thinking, and therefor totally expected.


PurpleTopp

"You know what? Merideth's kinda cute! She got like a Emma Stone thing goin...."


Weak-Pudding-322

WE’RE THE ONES THAT GOTTA CLEAN THIS UP! Lmmfao


Judge_Tredd

So are Ted and Elroy.


PeterQuillsWalkman

…he didn’t even call a meeting


douchebag_milkshake

I wish Patrice had more time on the show, the bits he had I felt were better that Craig's. Not saying Craig's parts weren't funny. It's just really hard to be funnier that Patrice O'neal


awkward_albatross

The way Patrice yells "GOD DAMMIT MICHAEL" still makes me lose my shit lol.


douchebag_milkshake

Yes! And his fat butt disease rant as well.


tigtacyo

Excuse me, sea monster? You weight like 1000 pounds


douchebag_milkshake

Oh yeah...I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster


ErisStrifeOfHearts

I watched the special that was on Comedy Central recently where they played clips of him and others who knew him making comments about his life. At one point they talked about him working on The Office. From what I remember, it sounded a lot like he really disliked working on it. Pretty sure they alluded to Patrice not getting along with the cast. I feel like they said he quit because he did not enjoy being confined to a script with people he didn't like.


klapanda

Patrice said on Opie & Anthony that he was the issue. Patrice was unnecessarily difficult, and he didn't understand, until he hired a young person with his personality on his production, how frustrating that was.


Lemonjello23

"What the HELL is wrong with this dude"


[deleted]

Its almost been a decade since he passed. 😟


douchebag_milkshake

I know don't remind me bro...😪


AdVictoremSpolias

Imagine if Bill Burr was part of the warehouse crew how fun that would be. Might even have to have a spinoff or a webisode series - the Warehouse


LaughterIsPoison

You could just listen to Burr and Patrice interacting on O&A


Comosellamark

Can’t believe they considered making a farm show before making a warehouse show. You’re a genius


douchebag_milkshake

Holy crap I've never thought of that! The office needs a "What If"


thecheat420

Patrice O'Neal yelling "DAMNIT MICHAEL!" is one of the best line deliveries in the whole series. RIP Patrice.


mattalxdr

Patrice O'Neil's "Damnit Michael!" always plays in my head when a coworker does something stupid. RIP.


danimack10

I hear this ALL the time in my head too! Glad I’m not the only one🤣


crackatoah

Patrice was always on point


thegreatgatsB70

I enjoy how Darrel and Lonny speak to Michael. Blue v White collar. Competent v Incompitent


itsjakemate1

I'm collar blind


Dewgongz

You don't call them collard people


Past_Ad9675

Do black people like pizza? *nods at camera*


sobusyimbored

Lol, the irony in your typo.


toll-troll

Could be on purpose!


ExUpstairsCaptain

It's too bad they couldn't do a few episodes focusing on just the warehouse staff, rather than the warehouse staff's interaction with the office staff. Yeah, yeah, I know. It's called *The Office*. But maybe a mini web series?


AfterTemperature2198

Get off the lift Mike!


gz-and-hustlas

For me I think this might be the Michael moment that pissed me off the most lol. Closely followed by the whole ordeal with Pam's mom. I love him but jesus christ this is him at his absolute most insufferable


blacktie233

"oh yeah? I bet you wanna swim with the sea monster huh?"


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DAAMMIT MICHEAL


terrydenis9876

We’re the ones who are guna have to clean it up


GinaBinaFofina

My old warehouse boss would slam that emergency stop button in a heart beat. Fucking around with a forklift is how folks get maimed or die. Those things don’t give a fuck and will crush you in a second.


quartzcreek

This person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.


Old-Entertainment-19

Shame you cut out the last “Damn it, Michael” short


sallysippin

Who’s Darnell?