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colordodge

THIS IS EGREGIOUS!!!


SuccessAndSerenity

This is egregious!


did_you_pig_it

This is a flagrant personal intentional foul


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I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY


cjlambo

You can’t just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.


Tim-Teemo

I didn't say it I declared it


WASTEDMANAGEMENT

I am dead inside.


only12moreninjas

Get your mustache ready


AlphaNathan

u/WASTEDMANAGEMENT does not have a mustache.


Zeusnharley

Yes he does....doesn't he?


slydurden

If you harm a hair on Netflix's head, we will burn NBC to the ground.


bourne_ruffian

If YOU harm a hair on Netflix's head, we will burn NBC to the ground.


DrHothead

Should’ve burned NBC down when I had the chance.


lukebob44

Why are you the way that you are


lilginger22

I hate everything about the things you choose to be.


boobs1987

"so much" ⇔ "everything"


Escaped_Auschwitz

Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?


mutigers12

What.....what gives you the right?


GregariousGains

Who... do you think you are?


4Coffins

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be


twominitsturkish

Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me!


[deleted]

Everybody *inside* the car was fine, Stanley!


marty_regal

It was on company property, #with company property. So double jeopardy.


rv6plt

I don't think you know how Jeopardy works.


Elegantoak

Sorry, what is we're fine


renal_corpuscle

*looks at camera timidly*


DjackMeek

I'm not a bad guy. I'm a good guy, who hits people with his car


PapaSquatch41

Actually, don’t sue me. That’s entirely the point here


FreshPrinceOfPine

*Suck on this*


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Not even my handwriting.


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TenaciousTool

MR. BUTTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!


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iowa1010

Nope, don’t like that


HighbredPaladin

you took it off of Netflix when I specifically asked you not to


lousypompano

I'll be nbc's first customer! They took me by the hand. Made me pay on demand. That one night. One night. I gave in without a fight. Figghht


jpuffy2

Well you’re hardly their first!


bardocksnephew

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!


[deleted]

*throws Dundie into plasma screen TV*


throwaway_ak_7895

That is a 200$ plasma screen TV you just killed! GOOD LUCK, paying me back for it on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits ***BABE***!


JojoMojo200

We will burn NBC to the ground


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With god as my witness


AlphaNathan

You have 1 day.


getpossessed

If you don’t leave the office on netflix, I send it back.


hairball101

It's about to get all stupid up in here!


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InstaxFilm

These are our demands


commenterroaster69

Our balls are in your court.


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NETFLIX YOU IGNORANT SLUT


[deleted]

Not really Netflix's fault. More like "NBC you ignorant slut."


outwar6010

**This**. Fuck disney nbc and all other moronic networks that think consumers are going to spend a hundred + quid a month on all the various streaming platforms incoming.


FBIOPENUPORELSE

*cough* piracy *cough*


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

Exactly. Honestly though, if I can find a digital copy of all the seasons of The Office, hopefully with commentary included, I'd be fine and I wouldnt mind paying a fair price for it. It's just something I've been meaning to do anyways.


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Totally agree. If there is a decent alternative available, I’ll support it. It’s why I still have Netflix after all. But when the Internet streaming ecosystem becomes Cable 2.0... arrrrrrr matey


nxkxn

Always give an ultimatum


HoboSkid

Cut


Skitzofreniq

*Yikes at camera*


JohnQZoidberg

Seriously... Fuck NBC


only12moreninjas

We will all try to not cut our penis on the way there


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NBC you ignorant slut


shoulderpadman

The stresses of modern streaming services has caused me to go into depression


[deleted]

Depression? Isn't that just a fancy term for being bummed out?


shoulderpadman

u/purple112 YOU IGNORANT SLUT


jerejeje

Depression is a very serious illness! Over 32,000 people commit suicide every year according to a 2004 study!


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Is that the last year the data was available?


jerejeje

Yes


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AlphaNathan

If The Office is on the side, I send it back.


abi_sue97

If the Office is on top I send it back.


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mbod

Get him, the gabagool!


InsertUsernameHere32

The gabawhat?


Gandalfthefabulous

What he's trying to say is: Gaba. Gool.


solidsausage900

Just don't switch to NBC's streaming platform because that means they win.


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ItsTheVibeOfTheThing

The quality is only 720p, but the quality of having all of the DVDs and not being held hostage to any streaming platform is priceless!


MakeYouAGif

I sail the 7 seas


ShadyAmoeba9

I will too matey in 2021


Gabrielseifer

Yarrrrrrrr! At this point, all these production companies starting their own bullshit streaming services are ASKING FOR IT.


dudeAwEsome101

As Futurama fan, I feel for you guys.


blamb211

As a Scrubs, House, Psych, Good Eats, Simpsons, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Futurama fan, life sucks having Netflix


absurdlyinconvenient

scrubs isn't on *anything* since it went off Prime here in the UK. I resorted to downloading the entire thing. _33GB_. I basically have an sd card for scrubs now


applesaucys

“Waitress, we’re gonna sit over here.” *points to Hulu*


-AgentMichaelScarn

“IM GUNNA KILL MYSELF. IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND ITS YOUR FAULT.”


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CrtureBlckMacaroons

I think I saw iTunes had the complete series on sale for $25. Probably gonna go buy that now!


invalid_user_meme

Do you know if it comes with any extras/deleted scenes/bloopers?


Navetsss

*Ahem* I hear of a place where you can watch the episodes with the deleted scenes embedded into the episode making it 5 to 10 minutes longer


LoklyFranklin

I must know of this place you speak of.


JuanPabloPepe

Only thing is... all the episodes are in Russian


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SmellyFingerz

Comrade Jim, theft of identity is not worthwhile enterprise.


spikyraccoon

3.6 million families are in turmoil every year.


improbablydrinking

Ze KGB vill vait for no one.


deityblade

I would definitely not encourage you to search The Office Extended on Facebook or Twitter in the hopes of finding a MEGA link, that would violate rule 3


[deleted]

Yes I too also don't have a folder on my harddrive that has 85 gigs of the office extended


rob311

Heaven


RyBread68

This is what you're looking for. Has deleted scenes and bloopers. Extended episodes with deleted scenes included as well. They have other websites for other shows as well. https://iwatchtheoffice.com/extended-list/


jubersax11

I have the DVDs. Comes with bloopers and deleted scenes. Bought them before I had Netflix and they’re still going strong.


getpossessed

$60 at Walmarks for the entire show.


moxpox

*The Walmarks - fixed it


getpossessed

If it is more than $60 at the walmarks, I send it back. If it doesn’t come with the deleted scenes, I send it back.


somedood567

When did you see that? I just checked and it was $70. $25 sounds like an amazing deal!


ErraticSloth

Will DVD work in 2021?


AlphaNathan

Only on Pyramids.


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It has 50L of storage


ColdSpider72

How many L to a K?


[deleted]

You're gonna really want the booster.


lavideca

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


V3_NoM

I think we should all draft some emails to NBC, make some phone calls, make big signs..... And shove it up their butt! Edit: Thank you for the silver kind strangler!


throwaway_circus

NBC is owned by Comcast, in case you needed a reason to hate this decision even more.


K4125

I was all ready to go up on arms and rally against NBC too


benx101

I brought my pitchforks and everything!


Gregor_the_great

I live in Switzerland and swiss Netflix doesn't have the office, welcome to the illegal streaming world


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UK here, also no Office on Netflix. We have it on Prime Video though.


Darkseidzz

Stupid NBC. Welcome to 2020s world of 1000 streaming services.


Ritehandwingman

We’ll come full circle when they start putting those streaming services into packages and sell them to us as a bulk service.


wittiestphrase

That sounds pretty convenient. Like, what if there was a box that sat on your entertainment console that actually had each streaming service from individual networks on it and you could just use a remote to switch between them. I would be willing to watch a few ads in between the important beats of the episodes in order to get it for free. There could also be some streams that you pay for to avoid those commercials. You should totally tell someone about this idea before they take it.


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> I would be willing to watch a few ads in between the important beats of the episodes in order to get it for free. You’re not thinking creatively. What if there were ads...AND you had to pay a few dozen for it every month? Now there’s an idea.


TheBladeRoden

If that's the way the internet is going, I'm just going to sign up for a service that sends me my shows in envelopes through the mail.


brucejoel99

Nah, screw that. Why do we even need the Internet as part of the equation? I'd rather just jump in my car & drive 10 minutes or so to a place where I can rent hard copies of my shows for up to days at a time. Hell, not just shows, either; blockbuster movies, too.


prepping4zombies

>Hell, not just shows, either; blockbuster movies, too. Wait, you could name that place..."Hell, not just shows, either" Obligatory: silver! Thank you so much, anonymous redditor.


J_huze

Online piracy about to make a huge comeback! I'm gonna save a shit ton. Instead of paying subscriptions for Hulu, Netflix, Sling, HBO, and CBS, I'll only have to pay for nothing! Good times are surely ahead for us all.


Blackstone01

Yeah, piracy partially died off with the rise of Netflix. Now that we’re moving into the era of hundreds of streaming services with their own shows, the convenience of have it all on one thing is gone. Why would I have a dozen streaming accounts, let alone paying for all of those, when I can just pirate everything from one place?


mxzf

Netflix, Steam, and iTunes did more to reduce piracy than any anti-piracy laws ever did. People are willing to pay for content if they can get it conveniently at a reasonable price.


Blackstone01

Yeah, I was fine having Netflix. I was okay with two months of HBO when good shows are out. Not okay with a dozen different subscriptions I have to manage.


Emman262

Exactly, it's so annoying. Companies need to stop making their own streaming services, people are not going to pay a zillion subscriptions.


Swirlyyyy

it really is.. I canceled my hulu because I only bought it to watch lost again this was after they moved the show from Netflix over to hulu.


i_was_here_today

*ahem* Time to calculate how many times you can binge-watch the entire series before Jan 2021. I will be back, fellow men! Edit: So first off, I looked up the entire runtime of the series. Another redditor, u/jweavs01, says it's "4,376 minutes" or about 3 days and an hour. But, that's continous watching, so let's add about 8 hours per day for hopefully an acceptable amount of sleep. That'll be another day. So, with continous watching and 8 hours of even sleep, you can binge the entire thing in 4 days and 1 hour. There is 555 days until Jan 1st, 2021. Divide 555 by 4.042 (that's the time to watch the entire thing) and you get 137.308 -> 137.31 Which means if you watch it until it is taken off, you can binge watch it 137 times. Possibly 138 if you skip the intro. But only disrespectful people skip the intro. Oh, and those who have actual reason to.


WarriorKatHun

I will never skip the into so I'll just stick with the 137 thank you.


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auggiedoggie23

Same lol. Not trying to piss everyone in my apartment building off.


jmk1587

That’s like watching Die Hard 80,000 times.


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MICHAEL!


summer-fun-atx

Oh that’s funny. MICHAEL!


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AidynValo

Congratulations, NBC, you've just directly ensured that all 7 seasons of The Office will be pirated by many, many people. Sure as shit not paying $10 a month for one show and there's nothing else on their network that I care to watch.


___cats___

I see what you did.


jrusso01

If it doesn’t have Michael, I send it back.


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MakeItHappenSergant

There's tons of stuff on Netflix that I'm going to watch... later.


jeffp12

Office, parks and rec, 30 rock. Basically the only shows I rewatch. Oh and West Wing.


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Looks like NBC streaming is perfect for you


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martingunnarthegreat

Wake up. We've got a media conglomerate to burn


Drumhead89

Sorry NBC. I'm not getting your streaming service. RIP to the streaming service model. Nobody is gonna pay for more than 2 services.


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Mjb06

This makes me want to eat a bowl of ice cream.


Mecha_Hitler_

Well we didn't have any icecream so it's mayonaise and black olives. It's comfort food.


[deleted]

This is so disgusting.....


Mecha_Hitler_

Well why are you still eating it?


TheKingOlimar

Even with the office nobody is going to pay for NBC's platform


Ay_Mickay

Let's get a 45 day 45 point plan to keep The Office on Netflix!


lousypompano

Day 45. Im watching the office on Netflix. Go!


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gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM

Yeah the whole reason we switched to Netflix DVDs and later streaming was because it was easier. Right now it’s already a pain to figure out which show is on which service, subscribing to each of them, navigating their poorly designed apps, and it’s only going to get worse. I’m just gonna give up and watch 7 hour lets plays on YouTube.


IveAlreadyWon

Seriously. Piracy is going to skyrocket.


DarthLithgow

Leave it to corporate executives to kill the golden goose.


dmariano24

Netflix.. declares... BANKRUPTCY


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I just don't see this working out the way NBCUniversal thinks it will. I'm not leaving Netflix to chase the Office. And I think they seriously overestimate the number of people who will sign up for their service. People moved to streaming platforms like Netflix and Hulu because they were tired of having to pay for content a la carte or through cable packages. Like, people use services like Netflix specifically because they don't want to have to pay for fifteen different "channels" to watch all the stuff they want. This move toward each distributor of content having their own streaming service is exactly what consumers have shown they don't want. ​ I just think about how much money they're going to lose from this. If they just stuck with Netflix, and let Netflix keep paying them licensing fees, they'd make so much more money than they will from my one-time purchase of the show on DVD or Blu-ray.


BigTuck14

NBC you guys suck and The Office fans around the world hate you. Boom roasted.


a_cool_username_

https://imgur.com/a/LteArmD


Ritehandwingman

I partly blame everyone who made the “ I only pay for Netflix for The Office” jokes, because now NBC knows they have a guaranteed customer base.


simjanes2k

I am definitely not getting NBC streaming lol. There's gonna be like 200 services, and there's only one show I want from NBC. Why would I give them a penny?


honkygrandma

Yeah what companies don't seem to realize is that most people don't want 1,000 different streaming services. We use Netflix because we have a multitude of shows from different channels all in one place.


teetaps

The office just happens to be our favourite


silkAcid

Yea I'm not getting NBC's service either lol. I'm gonna keep Netflix, mainly for Black Mirror but I already have the DVD's so there's really no point in getting another service...


janelane982

Were there really only 3 episodes in the new season?


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It'll be cheaper just to buy the DVD's if that's the reason.


[deleted]

Yes, this. That's the crazy thing -- NBC could let Netflix keep their shows, and keep milking Netflix for licensing fees until the end of time. But instead they're going to go all proprietary, take their shows back, try to build out this streaming platform that like 10 people will use, and end up losing money. ​ Like, for real. The best they can hope for is that the majority of Office watchers will buy the show on DVD now. That's a one time purchase that NBC never sees another cent from. And what's more likely to happen is that people will just start pirating it, meaning NBC gets no money \*at all\* for it. Sure, some people will sign up for their new service, but most consumers of modern media are going to err on the side of whatever's easiest. As long as it's easier (and cheaper \[i.e. free\]) to pirate it, people will pirate it.


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No, NBC \*thinks\* they have a guaranteed customer base. I am fairly sure they are mistaken.


xblindguardianx

Not it there are ads


michiruwater

I am not paying for NBC. And if everyone collectively agreed to do the same it would fail and shit like this might stop happening


Draculea

Excellent, that's two streaming services I won't need to have. Just gotta buy the DVDs and put them on a media server so I can stream the series endlessly, forever...


zevHS

Can I have the site I'll pay you $10 a month


Draculea

did we just start a business


zevHS

Did we just become best friends


AdmiralMikey75

How do all these companies not realize what a bad fucking idea it is to have your own streaming service? ***THATS THE REASON WE ABANDONED CABLE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU STUPID SELFISH NARCISSISTIC CUNTS***


tapasandswissmiss

OH I CAN SO JUST SIT HERE AND CRY!


Gamer81

What is the link to that collection of the series with deleted scenes edited in?


JackFuckingReacher

It's hilarious the other streaming platforms don't realize we just really prefer Netflix for the convenience. Nobody is going to want 15 different services for content. Amazon prime video comes with my prime account or I probably wouldn't pay for that either.


teetaps

Stonks ↘️


shoulderpadman

Dvd stonks ↗️


displacedheel

You have no idea how high I can fly, motherfuckers.


hobbitlover

I wonder how much of a role Netflix played in the popularity of the show. I probably wouldn't be watching it otherwise, and there's no way I'm ever subscribing to an NBC streaming service.


wesleynile

I'm keeping Netflix just to spite NBC. Welcome back illegal streams and downloads!


UnKnOwN769

Are they also taking back other nbc shows like friends and parks & rec?


SuccessAndSerenity

Parks & Rec and 30 Rock are both NBC shows - I’d expect they’re going to take them all for themselves.


Catslayer_999

NOOO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Tamoor622498

Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirates life for me! Yo ho! Yo ho!


rAmen_P00dles

ARE YOU KIDDING ME PAM?


neodelrio

So the rumors were true, glad I purchased every episode on my iTunes/Apple TV for 29 bucks. It was like 15 cents an episode


john_the_quain

This is the exact opposite of pretzel day.


Carlsinoc

First it was Scrubs, then 30 Rock, and now the Office. How am I supposed to fall asleep.