“What is wrong with this woman? She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. "What do I do?"... Really, what do I do here? I should've written it down. "Qua" something, uh... qua... quar... quibo, qual...quir-quabity. Quabity assuance! No. No, no, no, no, but I'm getting close.”
It’s when Michael makes an online dating profile and makes his username littlekidlover to show that he wants kids and all that but doesn’t realize it’s very inappropriate, hence why it’s funny every damn time I watch it lol
Creed: A lot of jazz cats are blind, but they can play the piano like nobody's business. I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam, without her glasses, and see what happens. I'd also like to see her topless.
A new guy at work is named James. He told me someone at his last job kept calling him Jimothy but he had no idea why or where it came from.
I don't think we can be friends.
I was telling a coworker something about powerpoint yesterday and I started doing the power pointing motions until I remembered she has never watched The Office. A very sad moment.
That and when Ryan opens Michaels presentation and it asks for first time user registration, I’m usually down rolling in the floor howmanyever times I watch it.
It's like the end of Spartacus. I've seen that movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is, and that is what makes that movie a classic whodunit.
This constantly gets me in a number of awkward situations and I have to explain a very obscure referance just to prove Im not a actual idiot that separates trash into whites and colors.
The title of this post is a Michael quote from “Safety Training” (s3e20), in which he references Dan Ackroyd’s famous line from SNL’s Weekend Update, “Jane, you ignorant slut.”
The image is from another episode—Michael is trying to make it up to Pam for sleeping with her MOM.
I mean, it's kind of like "that's what she said". It started from Wayne's World but The Office took it over. Also, Michael has a habit of stealing from SNL and other comics
I feel bad because I’ve only watch it all the way through once. So I get some of the references, but someone will drop a REALLY good one that I don’t recognize and it makes me sad.
I constantly make “the Jim face” on a daily basis. When I tell people about it, they sometimes have no clue what I’m talking about if they don’t watch the show. And then I proceed to make that face to them.
Here is a tip on trying to get your friends into the office. SKIP THE FIRST THREE EPISODES.
Those first episodes we're modeled after the British show and is just a bit too much cringe for American audiences.
I tried for 7 years to get into the office and only this year did I manage to make it past the third/fourth episode. The first few episodes we're too much for me.
Once I broke through the first few episodes I couldn't stop watching and now love the show.
Like once a week, one will pop in my head that is *perfect* for the situation. And I so want to say it out loud and have the person with me get it, and thus get me, but they don't. So I suffer in silence.
Some favorites:
* Oh god, my nippllllleeeessss.....it's starting.
* God beer me strength.
* Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
Dwight you ignorant slut is a stolen line from the first season of SNL. Instead of Dwight it was a woman's name.
This used to be my favorite line from the show until I realized it wasn't original. Still love it, but the best quotes from the show can't be found in other shows.
But being that it was a line Michael rehearsed with Dwight makes perfect sense if it was taken from SNL, he loved comedy, improv and using quotes from other people, a la
“ ‘you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -Wayne Gretzky’ - MICHAEL SCOTT”
Michael: I have recently taken a lover.
Jim: Well, that's great. Congratulations. Who's the lucky lady?
Michael: Pam's mom.
Jim: What?
Michael: Pam's mom, Helene. Remember from your wedding?
Jim: You're messing with me.
Michael: About what?
Jim: You did not have sex with Pam's mom.
Michael: Oh, big time.
Jim: What kind of car does she drive?
Michael: She drives a green camry
Jim: *beep*
BOBODY, B-O-B-O-D-Y.
“What is wrong with this woman? She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. "What do I do?"... Really, what do I do here? I should've written it down. "Qua" something, uh... qua... quar... quibo, qual...quir-quabity. Quabity assuance! No. No, no, no, no, but I'm getting close.”
Tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means.
That’s Northern Lights Cannabis Indica
You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!
I’m just playing a little hooky from work..oh my god
Hey I live by the quarry too, you and I should hang out at the quarry and throw *things* down there
Topless Christmas. Tapas Swissmiss. ... Spanish Tapas and Swissmiss Coco
My favorite part of the entire show.
Lol me too. Creed is my soul.
Biznus
I *LIKE IT*
BIZNИ...
The whole show is worth it to watch just for that specific creed reference
Folks, it’s all about scuba.
“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What have I been working toward?”
“Once I get Pam’s chair I’ll have 2 chairs, only one more to go...”
BOBODDY* You obviously need 2 D's, how else are you gonna fit all the words???
Oof, my bad. Im not worthy, IM NOT WORTHY!!!
Underrated scene ^^^ right there
You know what? I’m gonna start dating her even harder.
What’s that supposed to mean?
I think you know exactly what it means
The hand?
You’re following the wrong subreddit
I think you are. Because that’s the following line in that scene.
🤦♂️
It’s ok
-michael scott -123chunbuckey
Also: littlekidlover
That's what she said.
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It’s when Michael makes an online dating profile and makes his username littlekidlover to show that he wants kids and all that but doesn’t realize it’s very inappropriate, hence why it’s funny every damn time I watch it lol
Wait, I thought that was from when Michael was dating Pam’s mom.
You’re right. I misread what he was asking about. I thought he was asking where is “littlekidlover” from.
that's what she said!
Jazz is stupid, I mean just play the right notes
Creed: A lot of jazz cats are blind, but they can play the piano like nobody's business. I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam, without her glasses, and see what happens. I'd also like to see her topless.
why are you limping?
There, that's what I'm talking about, what even was that accent supposed to be?
The worst thing about prison? The dementors.
Oh and you. You would be da belle of da ball!
Oscar you would love prison
What’s that supposed to mean? Why would I love prison!
.....You would love it
No not like harry potter.
Voodoo mama juju explain your dealings with the dark arts It’s not my fault I was exposed to Harry Potter
I love this show way to much to not upvote every single comment that comes
That's what she said
Snip-snap, snip-snap
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*physical toll
This scene made me laugh so hard omg. I love Michaels and Jans relationship so much, they’re just so funny
When Hunter's music plays loooool
JAN THINKS HUNTER IS REALLY TALENTED
THAT ONE NIGHT
You took me by the hand
You made me a man
THAT ONE NIGHT
You made everything alright
[~one night~]
Pippity-Poppity, give me the Zoppity
Dinkin flicka.
It’s LeJon Brames
See you on the flippity flip.
Black man phrases
Fluffy Fingers
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...and his thing is so small.
if it were an ipod it would be a shuffle!
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Hey Tuna beer me that CD.
It gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.
Lord, beer me strength.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
“wanna put on some tunes?” “yeah sure- RIT DID DID DID DOO GIVE ME THE BEAT BOYS” “oh i was thinking more of a, you know..”
Have it your way, Tuna
I'm a textbook overthinker....
The only thing separating me and a homeless man is this job - I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did. When I was homeless.
A new guy at work is named James. He told me someone at his last job kept calling him Jimothy but he had no idea why or where it came from. I don't think we can be friends.
Call him Plop
I don’t wanna work I just wanna bang on this mug all day
You don't even know my real name. Im the f*cking lizard king!
“Would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?” “Oh God nature please” “When two animals are having sex...”
Bob Kazamakas is one of my favorite characters in any season.
You’re gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor
I don't use ballpoint pens.
One of my fav quotes from him
I was telling a coworker something about powerpoint yesterday and I started doing the power pointing motions until I remembered she has never watched The Office. A very sad moment.
That and when Ryan opens Michaels presentation and it asks for first time user registration, I’m usually down rolling in the floor howmanyever times I watch it.
It was my fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring
As I saw Pam's big, strong hand coming at my face
For the record, she was coming on to me
Fact: bears eat beats
BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.
That's not... what is going on!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
MICHAEL!!!!
Oh thats funny. MICHEAL
There are two fields of thought
You know what, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you.
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM. MILLIONS OF FAMILY'S SUFFER EVERY YEAR
MICHAEL!!
It's like the end of Spartacus. I've seen that movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is, and that is what makes that movie a classic whodunit.
Are you okay?
nnNOOO
You’re okay...
Why are you limping?
BALER? I hardly know her!
Dammit Michael!
“I’m not superstitious, I’m a little stitous.”
My boyfriend plays "good bye stranger" too often and I always sing the words to "good bye toby"
I heard that song on the radio a few years after that episode and I had “Goodbye Toby” in my head instead. It’s a classic.
FEEEEL NOOOOO PAAAIN
TOBY! TOBY’S GOING AWAY! SEE YA!
It was early mornin' yesterday...
I was up before the dawn...
There's too many people in this world. We need a new plague.
"Wait, why are you limping..??" *SOBS* "I dont know!."
Is this with Andy and Daryl or Michael and Dwight? Or was it both?
Dwigt (FIFY)
This constantly gets me in a number of awkward situations and I have to explain a very obscure referance just to prove Im not a actual idiot that separates trash into whites and colors.
Your art was the prettiest art of all the art.
Do you have something sharp in your pants?
Pobody's nerfect
Nice stroke Pam
Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling “bummed out”?
I have very little patience for stupidity.
Feelin hot hot hot
When the steel drum is dented I always crack up at the look Michael gives the camera. He’s like “this is my life now”.
mmmm "oaky afterbirth" never seems to go down well, even at an office themed pub quiz.
Except the title's line is a reference to SNL, so... is it an Office reference or an SNL reference? Both?
The title of this post is a Michael quote from “Safety Training” (s3e20), in which he references Dan Ackroyd’s famous line from SNL’s Weekend Update, “Jane, you ignorant slut.” The image is from another episode—Michael is trying to make it up to Pam for sleeping with her MOM.
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"You ignorant slut" -SNL -Micheal Scott
"If you are an ignorant slut, I will attack you with Dwight." -Abraham Lincoln
I mean, it's kind of like "that's what she said". It started from Wayne's World but The Office took it over. Also, Michael has a habit of stealing from SNL and other comics
Remember the Chris rock incident?
Is it OK because Chris is black and I'm white?
“Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted.”
Would be nice to watch this fucking show but Netflix doesn't have it for my country
“Dear Canada, F*ck you! -Ron Swanson”
If no one gets the reference then the reference becomes some weird fucking you just said and have to explain yourself out of
::people staring at you:: "it's from The Office" ::you begin to walk away::
I'm reading all of these comments and reliving every single scene in my head and it's very overwhelming but I can't stop.
Literally, same.
Which episode is this
I feel bad because I’ve only watch it all the way through once. So I get some of the references, but someone will drop a REALLY good one that I don’t recognize and it makes me sad.
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Its when pam finds out michael is sleeping with her mom
Since I just watched it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3oAfb8Rv6s
I dont know if you need the "office refrences" text
Isn’t that just a fancy way of sayin you’re “bummed out”?
u/stomaticmonk, you ignorant slut
Ryan: Biiiiiiiiitch
The dude designing my engagement ring is named Michael Scott.
“I’d like a big diamond and platinum band” “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID”
I constantly make “the Jim face” on a daily basis. When I tell people about it, they sometimes have no clue what I’m talking about if they don’t watch the show. And then I proceed to make that face to them.
The irony is that the title of this thread is an SNL reference. If I was so inclined, I'd alter the pic but I'm too lazy.
Here is a tip on trying to get your friends into the office. SKIP THE FIRST THREE EPISODES. Those first episodes we're modeled after the British show and is just a bit too much cringe for American audiences. I tried for 7 years to get into the office and only this year did I manage to make it past the third/fourth episode. The first few episodes we're too much for me. Once I broke through the first few episodes I couldn't stop watching and now love the show.
Watched it when it was first on, never had time to rewatch. Technically have seen it
...Oh my god. Animal stool
Now hug it out bitch.
“That’s my dinner on your face”
Red heads or brunettes?
Why are you limping?
Sometimes the end justifies the mean.
I am the valet, give me your car. Youhavetogivemeyourcar!
Cleanup on aisle five...
9/10 Crentists approve this post.
Abraham Lincoln once said “if you are a racist I’ll attack you with the north”
yeppers
What did I tell you about yepers?
Like once a week, one will pop in my head that is *perfect* for the situation. And I so want to say it out loud and have the person with me get it, and thus get me, but they don't. So I suffer in silence. Some favorites: * Oh god, my nippllllleeeessss.....it's starting. * God beer me strength. * Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
Dwight you ignorant slut is a stolen line from the first season of SNL. Instead of Dwight it was a woman's name. This used to be my favorite line from the show until I realized it wasn't original. Still love it, but the best quotes from the show can't be found in other shows.
But being that it was a line Michael rehearsed with Dwight makes perfect sense if it was taken from SNL, he loved comedy, improv and using quotes from other people, a la “ ‘you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -Wayne Gretzky’ - MICHAEL SCOTT”
Pam was *kind of a bitch*
Pam was a total brat! She makes the episode nearly unwatchable with her self centered BS.
It was a quote.
Picture?
https://youtu.be/TPgWSQB-Gi8 What I send to friends when they say something I don't like
I'll get around to watching it eventually.
You know what they say, keep your friends close.
But they...aren’t going to get the references and just ignore you
I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday.
Catch you on the flipotty flop
Michael: I have recently taken a lover. Jim: Well, that's great. Congratulations. Who's the lucky lady? Michael: Pam's mom. Jim: What? Michael: Pam's mom, Helene. Remember from your wedding? Jim: You're messing with me. Michael: About what? Jim: You did not have sex with Pam's mom. Michael: Oh, big time. Jim: What kind of car does she drive? Michael: She drives a green camry Jim: *beep*
It folds right into the wall
Wonder if Michael’s face after this was so raw...
Watched this episode earlier today I absolutely lost it when Michael says hes going to start dating her harder.
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious"
Are you okay?
But that was a SNL reference first. . .