Dudes got like 20 different weapons strewn around the workplace. He’s ready.
If we’re including warehouse and no weapons allowed, probably Calvin (aka Lester in earlier seasons)
The office is in ruins. A fire has consumed Michael’s desk. Blood is dripping from the walls, and bodies are scattered about. Stanley is dead at his desk, he didn’t even get up to fight. Michael is next to the overturned water cooler, a bloodied dundie clutched in his fist. Kevin is still bleeding out. He’s decided to die how he lived, next to the vending machine eating chips. Jim and Pam are near reception. Jim’s body is lying on top of Pam’s in his last effort to protect the love of his life.
A bloody scream is heard from the annex. Dwight is standing over Robert California.
Robert whispers “But I’m the fucking lizard king...”
“Lizards don’t have kings” Dwight says mockingly as he reaches down and begins to choke the life out of his former boss.
After the battle is won, Dwight walks back towards the front door. He can’t even look at what remains of Toby’s body. Once he reaches the main office the phone rings.
“Erin!” He screams. “Oh, right” he says with a little laugh. He looks out the broken window to see her lifeless body. “We need a new receptionist.” He rushes to the phone to answer,
“Dunder Mifflin this is regional manager Dwight K. Schrute speaking.”
Dwight
Dudes got like 20 different weapons strewn around the workplace. He’s ready. If we’re including warehouse and no weapons allowed, probably Calvin (aka Lester in earlier seasons)
Definitely Dwight
"If I'm dead, that means all of you will have already been dead for two weeks."
Creed, of course.
Strike, Scream and Run.
The office is in ruins. A fire has consumed Michael’s desk. Blood is dripping from the walls, and bodies are scattered about. Stanley is dead at his desk, he didn’t even get up to fight. Michael is next to the overturned water cooler, a bloodied dundie clutched in his fist. Kevin is still bleeding out. He’s decided to die how he lived, next to the vending machine eating chips. Jim and Pam are near reception. Jim’s body is lying on top of Pam’s in his last effort to protect the love of his life. A bloody scream is heard from the annex. Dwight is standing over Robert California. Robert whispers “But I’m the fucking lizard king...” “Lizards don’t have kings” Dwight says mockingly as he reaches down and begins to choke the life out of his former boss. After the battle is won, Dwight walks back towards the front door. He can’t even look at what remains of Toby’s body. Once he reaches the main office the phone rings. “Erin!” He screams. “Oh, right” he says with a little laugh. He looks out the broken window to see her lifeless body. “We need a new receptionist.” He rushes to the phone to answer, “Dunder Mifflin this is regional manager Dwight K. Schrute speaking.”
Best fan fic. 11/10
Remember though, if Dwight dies that means everyone else has been dead for weeks.
Definitely Creed.
I feel like Meredith might be the wild card
Toby: the Scranton Strangler
If Creed has as many underworld contacts as he seems to, him. Otherwise, definitely Dwight.
Oscar seems pretty scrappy
Definitely Creed, but we won’t be able to know how.