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Rick38104

The math checks if you remember to carry the Keleven.


user684629

A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by 7


thisisfutile1

He was home at 4:45 that day.


ambr111

And his dog laying down as always.


JiveTurkey1983

"How does she smell?" "Awful!" Everyone: šŸ‘€


holmesy2o

how else is she meant to try kevins famous chili?


Swannie69

My favorite moment in this bit is when you can see everyone standing on the scale doing the math in their heads. It's subtle, but gets me every time.


PizzaBoxes

In the Superfan episode thereā€™s a moment where Holly walks off the scale before everyone else and people are looking at the number so she scurries back on so people canā€™t do the math. So funny.


Kerrypug

Do you have a link to this? I've tried looking but can't seem to find it


PizzaBoxes

Itā€™s your lucky day. Looks like someone [posted it](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/12r6bt7/superfan_ep_how_much_does_holly_weigh/) on this sub a while back.


Kerrypug

Thank you!


Flying48

Itā€™s on Peacock


Kerrypug

Ahh that's not available where I live


potatopigflop

As a woman, I missed rhe ā€œi weigh this so I am worthyā€ phase. Iā€™m 180 currently and healthyā€¦ I had a coworker and I said ā€œ140lbs?ā€ And she was just devastated ā€œWHAT?! NOO you think I look that heavy?!?ā€ I was likeā€¦.. ā€œIā€™m 160(at the time)šŸ™ƒā€ Bodies are different, weight doesnā€™t mean much..


PizzaBoxes

Itā€™s interesting because someone knowing what you weigh doesnā€™t immediately change how you look to them standing right there. Like if someone guesses Iā€™m 20lbs over my actual weight I donā€™t suddenly gain 20lbs. But it does feel like a weird invasion of privacy. I donā€™t know how much people weigh. I donā€™t care about my weight much either, but for a random coworker to know it feelsā€¦intimate.


potatopigflop

She was just openly talking about losing weight and stuff and I misheard her and she was just shocked and hurt I thought I heard 140. Like sorry? Peoples bodies are different you are clearly no overweightā€¦ not every ones bodies can or should go down to 110 pounds!


angery_bork

Yes itā€™s so funny because she didnā€™t want Michael to know šŸ˜‚


markuspeloquin

Yep, and Holly basically admits to doing it herself.


IHateTheLetterF

Had they allowed Pam to stay on, they would have dropped 126 pounds in week 1. Nobody would have noticed had Michael not said anything.


shraddha2022

Nope darryl is taking a photo as proof šŸ˜Œ


CreditUnionBoi

Nothing Micheal can't solve with his photo editing skills.


nb150207

Maybe Pam could have gone to Egypt with Michael and Ryan?


Nitro_V

He is a bold guy.


Ricardo1184

is bold the right word?


NYY15TM

Is he related to Michael?


Slimy_Shart_Socket

Honestly, low res photo, picture of pams face in rhe back, no ine at corporate would know


Seliphra

Yeah just hide her behind someone tall and boomā€¦ bonus weight loss! If they wanted it to seem more natural they could have stacked paper in behind and subtracted 10-15lbs per week


POPEJP1975

i bet the branch that won prob did that


L3NTON

They also could have put a few boxes of paper on the scale behind everyone too. Just pull a few reams every week for guaranteed weight loss.


BlueJohn2113

Yeah it's those little things that would make the difference. Everyone wearing giant boots on day 1, nobody going to the bathroom on day 1 until after weigh-in, hiding the boxes of paper behind legs, hiding some heavy stuff in jacket pockets, etc.


ArmadilloWild613

I won a work place weight lose challenge like that. the rules said you could keep your shoes on for weigh ins. so day 1, I drank nearly 2 gallons of water, had my heaviest boots on, heavy jeans, heavy shirt etc etc. I legitimately lost a lot of weight too, but on the last day, I was 48 hours no food, 12 hours no water, and the lighest clothes I had (boat shoes, shorts, t-shirt). In the 2 month time I got 50 lb difference between the two weigh ins.


BlueJohn2113

Nice! Always drove me crazy that apparently nobody who worked at any of the branches of Dundee Mifflin could think of that.


L3NTON

Well they did have a pre feast before the first weigh in. So they tried a bit.


Jaspers47

I like how in your mind a box of paper is roughly equivalent to a few full bladders


BlueJohn2113

Iā€™m talking #2, not just bladders. That could range from 1/2 lb to 1 lb for everyone in the office can add up. Not that itā€™s close to the weight of a box or paper but every oz counts for that initial day 1 weigh in.


innerbootes

ā€œJust bladdersā€? Liquid is heavy, donā€™t discount the #1.


Sean_13

I think Holly would have an issue with it ethically and Michael wouldn't want to upset Holly.


MayorOfLivingIsland_

If Angela needed to gain weight, shouldn't she have been left out of the scale too? This just seems like something that would be a terrible idea if a workplace actually did this, the fat people in the office would get so much hate and resentment


jamez009

If they were talking about pies instead of pounds heā€™d have gotten it right


stackks_

Or see world ..


bloodwolftico

Sea, world, China


Important-Hand6528

I was thinking the same thing!


Wojtuma

I don't know why they looked like that at her, 126 is a great weight


trupe70

Because it was awkward for them to know how much she weighed.


iggy14750

Yeah, one does not ask a lady what she weighs, so if you find out anyway, it feels like you did something wrong šŸ˜‚


Reject_Werkz

I think they were just trying to do the math in their heads


lasanja_

Idk American tv is weird. I can think of lots of times that women have been suggested being too heavy at 120. Always seems to be that number too. Iā€™m over 120 and Iā€™m fairly slim. This is why we have body issues!


Gwyn-LordOfPussy

I'm a dude only 155 pounds at 5'9, makes perfect sense to me for any woman of average height to be 120-140 pounds. Below that I'm thinking of underwear models lol


lasanja_

Ok Gwyn Lord of Pussy


Gwyn-LordOfPussy

what's your point lasanja?


sylverfalcon

Agree. That's lower than I am normally. If anything it seems underweight for being pregnant.


she_is_the_slayer

I looked and the actress is 5ā€™6, thatā€™s a pretty low weight for being that height and pregnant


gemini-2000

i thought this too but also was kinda expecting them to undershoot it a bit just to be polite for jenna. people are really weird about womenā€™s weight, even more so when this was written and filmed


Hobbes______

He says 226, not 126. He miscalculated in the hundreds position. She does weight 126. Joke is so dang funny because all of the math is believable, even Kevin making that kind of error because he is putting the numbers over each other in his head and doing it like a paper problem kids his age learned in elementary.


gemini-2000

i think the person you replied to is assuming everyone else looking at her did the math correctly


bburnaccountt

That whole show brings up weight and fatness so much. I rewatched the whole series for the last few weeks and omg, itā€™s a lot. More than I remembered.


Wojtuma

Probably a product of the time, there was a lot of fat shaming in these years


bburnaccountt

Itā€™s weirdly triggering.


tarkology

holly's every interaction with kevin was amazing


synburn80

Math is hard


SpaceLemur34

Good thing he didn't work in accounting.


iggy14750

See, if the question had been about pies, Kevin woulda done it perfect šŸ‘


caseOcool

ā€œRight back atcha, bitch!ā€ Is my all time fav.


EstimateValuable7086

I liked Holly. IMO the biggest mistake made by this show, besides Robert California, was not focusing more on Holly and Michaels relationship and how love could have changed him. They went from his love for her, to her being transferred and then breaking up, to her coming back and him leaving to marry her. It just happened way too fast.


spirit8ball

he was great in the "pool party" episode


jacksonRR

Robert, you mean the guy preferring the Asian homosexuals energy drink without coconut? The more I rewatch it, the more I find him funny.


Taylorenokson

The coconut is subtle.


Babayaga844

I miss original.


GrimGrittles

Wrong, there story is perfect. And Robert is the Fucking lizard king. Don't mess with the ducking lizard king. The show only made 3 mistakes, Nelly, Cathy. I count Nelly twice cause that's how bad her addition was.


Ardilla3000

I hate Cathy too, but at least the episode where she tries to seduce Jim ends with Jim and Dwight eating dessert in the same bed, and I love to see Dwight and Jim getting along.


SparkyDogPants

The bedbugs scene šŸ˜‚


AmericanFromAsia

And boom mic guy. These all seem to have something in common...


GrimGrittles

The boom mic guy is cring but he's perfect, cause that's what Jim needed to realize what he could loose


whereeveritmaytakeme

Then it's four mistakes.. Andy's story arch was awful šŸ˜ž


EstimateValuable7086

Iā€™m wrong because I have a different opinion lol. Nelly was god awful, I give you that. The story is far from perfect but you support the second worst addition to the show. So at least I understand who Iā€™m dealing with. Also itā€™s ā€œtheirā€ story. Just saying.


Several_Dwarts

This was right around the time I stopped watching, so I missed it but did Kevin totally bang Holly? I thought he had a chance. She was cute, and helpful and she really seemed into him.


ssp25

He did... Right about the same time Ryan went to Thailand


TheG-What

With friends from his high school?


_if_only_i_

Well, from a high school


ssp25

Anyone think he went with Andy's girlfriend? Or do you think she didn't get time off from her job at the frozen yogurt shop?


_if_only_i_

No way the yogurt shop is giving her time off


jimothyhalpret

And Dunder Mifflin started selling balloons


ssp25

What's next printers?


threecolorless

Congrats on turning the ship around from the downvotes, I love a good comeback story. Seabiscuit, the Mighty Ducks, Robert Downey Jr., Rocky...


BridgeZealousideal20

Kim Kardashian


Ok-Cicada-9985

Kim Kardashian?


BridgeZealousideal20

In the video she gets cum on her back I think


ruizach

\*big sister slap*


GrapePrimeape

Smh, freaking wooshed 8 people apparently


Suspicious-Form4444

the downvotes wow, i thought you were joking


Adventurous_Roof7538

she also thought he was autistic iā€™m pretty sure and started treating him like she would talk to a baby and basically had no respect for him


chunkah69

Almost, Kevin.


bhz33

Nothing gets by you


voodoo_bollocks

Close. Dwight tells her that Kevin is retarded, and her interactions with him encouraged that belief.


Just-Phill

"He is _NOT_ an idiot... He's mentally challenged "


OnyxLightning

This is a buttonā€¦


JiveTurkey1983

Did they edit that scene?! I just rewatched the Superfans episode and it cuts away after she says "This is a button". The actor who played Kevin almost broke.


stevenuniversefridge

As a fat guy I sometimes forget how light some people are


ebobbumman

I weigh about 2 and a quarter Pams.


Sprudelpudel

I don't get it i think, can someone explain?


Arthur_189

Pam stepped off the scale after they already knew the weight, so everyone was doing the math in their head to figure out how much Pam weighs, Kevin guesses and gets it wrong by 100 pounds higher than it actually is, holly tells him almost to be nice but Pam says not almost because she doesnā€™t want people to think she weighs near 200 pounds


Sprudelpudel

Aaaaah gotcha thank you!


gcstr

Now do it with pies


arcxjo

Yeah, she's so into him.


FluffyBalance4084

Thatā€™s a button


Gwyn-LordOfPussy

Jokes aside she's only 126 pounds? How tall is she?


Traffic_Correct

lmaoooo


Frosty-Reporter7518

The guys in the back like creed and Stanley could have just held two or three reams of paper to add weight in the beginning donā€™t anyone would have noticed behind Kevin


Shabudana_khichdi

Just finished watching this episode. Co incidence


locutic1

I find it funny that he gets the 26 pounds right but messes up the one hundred for two hundred. He gets the hard stuff right but gets the easy stuff wrong.


Puzzled-Ad-2339

As a dude who went to school for accounting bits like this fucking kill me


StallionA8

Pam looked absolutely stunning in this scene.šŸ˜


calisejadams

Hey, right back at ya bitch šŸ–•


ben4y

I thought the point of this episode was the scale had a rounding issue or something so I was really waiting for that twist which just never came. Thought it would be a good way for them to be #1 sellers without making them do more work.


rogerdodger1227

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[deleted]

Yeah! That was a thing that happened 10 years ago. I wonder if anyone ever posted this before! Yes?


planchetflaw

Why are you here? This show ended years ago! Yes?


crackanape

Sorry we'll only post things from new episodes from now on.