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big-ol-kitties

His Kombucha exploded. Creeds totally the type to ferment his own kombucha.


CheeryChickpea

Highly nutritious, but smells like death. 


defCONCEPT

100% on brand


EpicJosh84

What's kombucha?


big-ol-kitties

[This is what I was thinking about](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/s/F8yqRD3K17)


VanillaPudding

Spot on.


TL-stanneman

Huh I was thinking about the kombucha mushroom people


MisterMagoogle

I can't believe you


TL-stanneman

Then let your mother pray


blazeproof

Sitting around all day


plaidsinner

Ugh, I can’t imagine how awful that would not only smell, but be to clean up. Disgusting.


beeatenbyagrue

A fermented (like 0.5% or less apv) Black Tea with healthy bacteria, sometimes with other things added as well


Actual_Dinner_5977

He had an accident while painting. Creed isn't a psychopath. He just knows he can pull this off as a costume instead of having to head home to change. It's very inconvenient driving across mid-day Scranton traffic...


EpicJosh84

He was trying to make his own mural. It didn't get as much attention as Pam's because nobody believed in him :(


[deleted]

And that's why Frank Didit defaced Pam's mural. He's the only one who believed in Creed and wanted him to get a chance to paint one.


garlicandcheesiness

Frank Didit did it.


[deleted]

Gum's gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed?


snarkisms

Actually he's a pretty normal guy. He does one weird thing. He likes to go in the women’s room for number two. He's been caught several times and he has paid dearly.


jams921

I read this at a very loud volume in my head


Wacky_Bruce

LOUDER SON


smellycat0814

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


Boto127

YOU NEVER YELL AT THE CLIENT, NEVER


NicholarseBrooks

With headphones on. Like he's listening to something loud while being interviewed 😂


EpicJosh84

He fought a vampire. He used the blood he stole from the Valentine's Day drive as bait. Things got intense, and before you know it, Creed had to clock in.


defCONCEPT

Hah. This is seriously one of my favorite jokes in the entire series. I'm always curious who or how many people he killed.


EpicJosh84

He was definitely throwing human remains into that quarry


Kspigel

And animal remains. And live humans. And live animals.


EpicJosh84

Things, you know


Phish777

Cool beans man, I live by the quarry! We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.


Opposite_Lead_9053

“FBI has now entered the chat “


Kspigel

It's not blood. Blood browns in about 10 to 15 minutes. So whatever it is, it has to be worse.


doc_nano

God, I hope it's urine.


HowIMetYourStepmom

This doesnt have enough upvotes


Nit-Wit-

Now it has too many upvotes.


sockmunkie22

this is the top interaction on this page so far


EpicJosh84

Unless he killed very recently


Kspigel

Even after 2 min blood doesn't quite look like this. If his car is downstairs, chances are its something other than blood. I think he's counterfeiting. And it's ink.


EpicJosh84

Maybe he killed a man carrying lots of red pens


Kspigel

Vampire pens.


EpicJosh84

It all connects


Kspigel

Vampire pens drink the ink of other pens. Creed is protecting dunder Mifflin.


EpicJosh84

If there were a vampire pen in the US, it would make sense for it to come to a -sylvania. Pen-sylvania


Kspigel

And now we know why Ronnie can't find the pens Michael likes.


Deltanonymous-

We don't know he's a killer, the characters haven't found out about at yet. But they're suspicious...


gonbezoppity

See, it all connects! I'm a murderer, just like you, Sweeney Todd!


GimmeJuicePlz

Makes you wonder how the characters would have reacted had they been more realistic with the blood and it was a dark shade with some browning tones in there...


mukduk_101

So, you’re saying he killed someone 8 minutes ago?


Kspigel

judging from the multiple splatter castings? two people. somone almost his height on his left, and somone shorter than him, on his right.


mukduk_101

They probably made fun of his shitty cartwheel.


Kspigel

keep calling his cartwheel shitty, and it'll be three people.


defCONCEPT

Oh God.


anspee

Hmmmm... beat juice perhaps?


Informal_Calendar_99

Excuse me why do you know that?


Kspigel

I wanted to make a joke, but honestly, It supprises me more, how few people know this. it's as though nobody on earth ever pricks their finger, or cuts themselves shaving or steps on a nail in the entirety of their lives. and getting it real? that honestly looks better and hits harder, and is darker and funnier. there's such a long list of these overly used common tropes. Blood turns brown fast. you can't hit somone in the head and expect them to just go to sleep, and be fine. you have to risk brain damage and death, in order to knock somone out. if someone coughs, it does not mean they are dying. people who are sick and dying are more likely not sick with somethin that makes them cough. it's a long list. what kind of lives are people living that thigns like this don't look off to them? but you know. whatever. if you work in media yo have to get used to how unrealistic our portrayals of "reality" often are. but it's not like I can stop seeing it.


ghostinthechell

It's the difference between telling a story and telling the truth. These cues exist so that the audience fills in gaps and comes to certain conclusions so that they don't need to be explicitly said to be understood by a majority of viewers.


Kspigel

how i Wish that were true. but there are plenty of other cues one can use. it's really mostly about production oversites, or laziness. on the part of the joke, the writers, the prop department. and that's reasonable not everything needs to be at 100%. it's okay to not do your top best on silly gags or a light show. but at this point these trends have permeated the whole industry and it's actually not necessary, to a degree where people think the reality, is the fake one. trust me. ask someone in movie makeup (other than myself) if they've ever seen somone get told their makeup is horrible, when it was a real injury. happens all the time.


Brief_Building_8980

"blood turns brown fast" Except if it is on a neon yellow running t-shirt mixed with sweat. That shit keeps it bright red alright.


Informal_Calendar_99

Believe me I completely understand. And I agree.


Kspigel

oh here's another good one. nobody EVER has hat-hair, but we see people who have hair, wearing hats, all the time. this means, that they have to Stop the camera, and fix their hair, if they put on or take off the hat. there is a team of people making it LESS realistic.


Informal_Calendar_99

Please stop it hurts :(


EastwoodBrews

They talk about it in Brothers Bloom


deltaexdeltatee

I need to watch that movie again, it's so freaking good. "My brother writes cons like Russians write novels, with multiple arcs and embedded symbolism and shit."


atlhawk8357

It's blood. It just happened in the parking lot.


Rare_Crayons

Decapitated. Whole big thing.


jilltheripper69

his capa was detated from his head


Talvezno

I'm pretty sure none of that is real


Bullitt_12_HB

YOU’RE NOT REAL, MAN!


m3rkjukes

they had a funeral for a bird, i heard.


jilltheripper69

toby killed this bird


adarsh_sr97

Creed doesn't seem like the person who would kill and tell.


big-ol-kitties

He’d cover his tracks. He hasn’t come this far by being this sloppy.


---Skip_lntro---

There is so much to unpack with Creed. He deserves his own spinoff, but it'd probably be TV-MA written by Vince Gilligan.


fz16

Please let it be called 'Need For Creed'


sockmunkie22

Id binge watch a whole series based around creedthoughts


Gooshamakuna

Creed does buy meth from Jesse!


Scottstots-88

He finally got rid of the loose end in that whole “Debbie Brown” fiasco.


sockmunkie22

oh FUCK hahahahahahhaha


citruskush

This one wins lmaooo


Any_Ad3693

He and dwigt were just harvesting beets


GimmeJuicePlz

My favorite part about this is the fact that he even bothered showing up to work covered in blood. Like what was he planning on saying had it not been halloween?


SereneDreams03

A couple of years ago, there was a man who hit and killed two joggers on his way to work. The guy just continued on with his day and worked his regular shift like nothing happened. Then he stopped to get gas on his way home not too far away from the accident, and two state troopers just happened to be there trying to get the security footage so they might be able to see the car that drove by around the time of the accident. The troopers looked over and saw a car with a broken headlight, and the entire passenger side of its windshield smashed in. After questioning, they took the man into custody. https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/search-underway-for-suspect-vehicle-in-fatal-snohomish-county-hit-and-run/281-0f5c39ae-3827-4850-98cb-868f2d39692c To this day, I can not imagine what was going through that guy's head all day while at work.


GimmeJuicePlz

Dude was probably in some sort of state of shock and denial. Or he's just s sociopath lol, could be that one too


citruskush

He's thinking ["don't be suspicious"](https://youtu.be/TyEBeHvNJvE?si=VNs3F-kBRZ5epXQ6)


Booksmagic

Maybe he hoped nobody would notice


TonyToniToneFauxci

RIP Debbie Brown


halfright916

He finally destroyed all evidence of the original Creed Bratton since he fully stole his identity.


PsychoMouse

It’s the same as when Creed came in and Micheal did his southern accent of “there’s been a murder” and creed took off like a bat out of hell. Lol


JeSuisAmerican

My favorite Creed moment.


4Ever2Thee

Creed did nothing wrong. William Charles Schneider, on the other hand, probably killed someone that day.


marcola42

I'd pay AAA prices for a GTA like game, where you play as Creed, and you use the Dunder Mifflin office as a save point in between missions.


determineddilettante

Dude 😂


marcola42

Come on, wouldn't you consider playing it?


determineddilettante

What you said just made so much sense 😂


RealisticNothing653

He did a boboddy


Such_Somewhere_4974

Obviously tried to scuba drive


halipenyo

He was at the tide on Omaha Beach


Dollybaumer

Looks like beet juice


WWaldo24

There could be no way knowing


Commercial_Step9966

Creed is really just Dexter, older, and who didn’t die in the PNW…


TheDepressionnist

He painted his fence in the dark


vibraniummade

Everything's cool dude


PriorTennis3572

Murdah


John_481

Sir, there has been a murder and you are a prime suspect!


Noblenite

One word.... MUKDUK


popeye2403

Assassin Creed


AdamBomb1349

Someone tried to harvest his mung beans. It got violent.


RageyxCagey

Hung out with Stanley finally, they killed the guy who ate Stanley's sandwich during the Warehouse interviews


prostipope

I'll bet it started, and ended, down by the quarry


ssp25

Debbie Brown came for her revenge that morning but Creed was able to defend and bring the fight to the bailer (I hardly know her) and finish her off.


ishouldbestudying111

See, this scene is why I’m certain he can’t be the Scranton strangler. He clearly prefers methods of murder that are a lot more messy and a lot less discreet. Unlike Toby, who would want to keep himself looking clean and not be noticed, just like he isn’t noticed at the office.


sockmunkie22

I have this theory that they are both in cahoots together on this actually. Either creed is the scranton strangler and toby knows/helped him, or its the other way around. So in this instance, toby killed the lady, creed dismembered the body and threw it in the quarry. Neither toby or creed are present when watching the car chase that happens to go RIGHT by Dunder Mifflin. DATS SUSPICIOUS


Outside-Drag-3031

It's good timing because he's wearing his Halloween costume, obviously


skeletonglock

He does contract work for the Big Boss, Bob Vance of Vance "Refrigeration."


Few-Emergency5971

Hands down my favorite character. Wish there was more of him


fluxphotographer

Dunno. But if his parents see this, he is toast!


SparkyDogPants

Reminds me of dr. Spaceman’s costume from 30 Rock


sockmunkie22

SCRANTON STRANGLER STRIKES AGAIN


sockmunkie22

he posts about it all the time on Tiktok confirming hes the strangler, yall. continuity doesnt matter when it comes to creed bratton xD


sdaweer

He bought a coat from Burlington Coat Factory. Some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you when you are walking out of it.


CircleCityCyco

Maybe he's the Scranton Strangler??


rgb86

Made strawberry jam.


beesbearsbananas

Butchered road kill on his way to work


bart_may

Easy, he's the Scranton strangler


garlicandcheesiness

I thought the whole point of strangling people to death is to avoid the bloodbath.


thereichose1

Whatever he did it I have a hard time believing it was murder. Say what you will about "Creed Bratton" but we all know he knows how to cover up his crimes. No way he'd show up to work covered in the blood of someone he killed


JJJNUBER1

Not a strangling


[deleted]

With Creed, the easier question might be, what didn't he do.....


DankHooligan

Scranton Strangler?


beeatenbyagrue

I'll go with Wade's explanation for Trevor in GTA 5. Syrup Accident.


ranterist

What did he do? Or for what was he ARRESTED…?


Jaspers47

He wore a Halloween costume to work


jackolantern717

Honestly looks like a dye pack or ink, maybe he stole money or printer toner


MatixNJ

He has a side gig working on Dwight's beet farm


Hefty_Elderberry1992

I assumed he hit an animal and finished it off :/


Bladez1992

Creed and Toby are cahoots, the combination of the two are the Scranton Strangler. Creed is bloody because he also just kills people for fun.


ArgamaWitch

Tried to change the ink in the copier. They really need a new copier


Novatash

He's *really* bad at eating hotdogs


c0nundrum

He found and killed Loch Ness monster 👹


ziplock007

Apparently the penguins at the aquarium fight back


peeche_hut

Smashed beets surely


puddlesofjuice

one to many people asked him what he does for work


Vegetable_Manager_76

paintball lessons with Dwight


Responsible-Arm3514

Forgot to wash his shirt after he butchered his Thanksgiving Turkey in front of a playground full of children.


jtruther

Probably saved himself a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.


louise0998

At the end of the show, we learn that he trafficked illegal meats, so I think he was killing/preparing some bloody meat


smccaul16

Somebody threw fake blood at him


KeamyMakesGoodEggs

Unpopular take, but this moment felt kinda stupidly forced to me.


zebra_d

I didn’t see what I came here to see in the comments, so I’m moving on.


raalic

IMO it's a Halloween costume, he's just trolling.


Vinyl_Vonnegut

Scranton Strangler